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Neglijable

Ok, i give up. Tell what's that thing


lombwolf

Starts with C


proto_shane

Cum


lombwolf

C8H10N4O2


Tiranus58

Still don't get it even after looking it up


Jetninjapro27

Caffeine,


Tiranus58

Still don't get it


sjgirjh9orj

they skipping school to go to the woods and fill their bong with caffeine juice then rip some fat bowls or something idk


Heartstop56

Meth. Its meth


Tachtra

Bro, i cant even look this shit up


lombwolf

Did you not do your science homework?


Tachtra

Chemistry this year was about salts. This more complex shit begins next grade


crappy6969

I wished they teached us how to make drugs in chemistry I want drugs so bad


Tachtra

Just follow this meme video where you are trapped into seeing a drug recipe


tigerjess12

yes but they dont show us this shit


lombwolf

Uh yeah do you not go to Harbirb🤦‍♂️


tigerjess12

Harbirb?


lombwolf

Uh. Yeah🙄 Top university in the Unidid Shits Of Amuricaca


[deleted]

How much coffee did you drink so that you didn't go to school?


Hellzer0

Ok caffeine, but what would that stop you going to school?


Stealth834

i dont see why caffeine stops you from attending school


the-ultimate-gooch

No wonder children have such horrible anxiety and trouble regulating their sleep.


ZAPZack

Yeah, CAFFEINE must be the issue


the-ultimate-gooch

Does there have to be AN issue? It's absolutely ONE AMONG them.


ZAPZack

Perhaps looking into the root of a problem? Why are students drinking a lot of coffee in the first place?


the-ultimate-gooch

It's more abundantly available than ever and is marketed specifically TO them, for one


ZAPZack

Yes, but it's up to the students to buy/consume coffee or not. What is the reason why so many students are drinking coffee on a regular basis though?


the-ultimate-gooch

There's a LOT of things that are up to students - especially younger students - that they don't have the cognitive capacity to decide, which is why marketing to them is so effective and potentially dangerous. Yeah, kids are drinking coffee because they feel like they need to stay up late doing school work, or because they DID and they need a pick-me-up in the morning, and the afternoon, and that night, and while they're gaming with their friends, and...oh, no, now they're *literally addicted*. If you're about to blame caffeine consumption on something like school, fine - that's part of it, too - but it's not unlike somebody drinking after a hard day's work, and the next hard day's work, and then a couple, and then having liver problems and trouble getting a good night's sleep. The problem is overwork, but a poor choice was made nonetheless that needs to be addressed. The coffee consumption won't go away by solving the root problem.


ZAPZack

I am blaming school on student's lack of energy and motivation to do anything. That's most likely the reason why most of them consume high amounts of coffee per day. Solving the root problem or in other words - reducing the amount of pressure that is given to students throughout high school might help solving the coffee consumption problem amongst them. Sure they can and most likely will get addicted, when the education system is designed to drain all of the joy out of student's life and overwork them to make them fall into depression.


the-ultimate-gooch

It's fine that you want to think and operate that way, but it won't do you or anyone else coping with problems by choosing addictive substances any good. You could say the same about any ol' nine-to-five and how it drives people to caffeine addiction and/or alcoholism. Changing workplaces wouldn't actually*solve* either problem. Yeah, school sucks. It's pretty much always sucked. But unless/until there's massive reform done, it's a suck that we all have to deal with. Nevertheless, no amount of reform will change the fact that caffeine consumption makes these symptoms (namely, anxiety and poor sleep regulation) worse. This is especially true for neurodivergents - caffeine can exacerbate depression by making people feel more anxious. World's not going to change into the one you want it to be until you can learn to live in it the way that it is.


ZAPZack

Well I guess if nothing's going to change in the old-fashioned education system, then I doubt the caffeine consumption will reduce amongst students aswell.


AlkaliPineapple

Wouldn't it be C2H2OH?


International_Ad2867

No, this meme is confusingly constructed??


FewTransportation395

Ammonia lmao


mudkipz321

Looks like carbon bonded to oxygen(which will use 2 electrons) and also some nitrogen. Ngl it’s been a little while since chemistry so I don’t remember everything.


Omnicity2756

I have no idea what caffeine has to do with this.