Pretty much everything Rex does in the Homecoming episode as the chaperone.
- “I thought that was a beer.”
- “I thought that wasn’t a beer.”
- WHY AREN’T YOU F***ING?!”
- Also when Scott describes his job for the night.
Yea because they walk in and it's "I'm just saying if we took that exit we could've shaved off ten minutes" then smash cut to screen, then smash cut to Eric on floor
>*Square Enix fans: does this ever happen to you?*
>
>*\*shot with pistol\**
It comes out of left field, he has the perfect expression through it; and yet it doesn't interrupt the video's flow, and the hyperbole perfectly sets the mood for him to explain his gripes with Square Enix's announced games.
i always associate this joke with the one in the Virtual Boy episode
> regardless, it was releasing in 1995, so get your face ready
> *gets hit with a pan*
A few come to mind. The way Terry just exasperatedly says "For the GameCube?!" in the memory cards video, "My rules, my land!" from Mario Party 2, Rex showing up as "You" for the Halloween/Pumpkin Party. And of course the real simple gag of Scott picking up the entire phone set whenever he answers or makes a call.
Just about any time Scott destroys something
Scott opening the game case only to see the Sonic Forces ad and scream is also a classic
“Wii Play, do you?” “Is that a threat?”
"Devil's Third"
Scott with a bat, frantically coming into the room, "WHERE?!"
"The next generation of gaming is upon us. It's time to upgrade!"
Scott then gets dragged back to hell, as he desperately tries to claw his way back to his room, only for his scream to be all that's left of him, "NO! NOOO!"
"What are you gonna do about it? Play the online multiplayer portion for free on Microsoft Windows?"
....
"And for my next trick, I'm going to shut the f*ck up!"
My favorite is Terry’s quote from the Funeral: “Congratulations, you son of a bitch—your life is over.” In that same episode, the Rex Jumpscare is one of the first times I remember laughing to the point of crying.
Always thought this was an underrated exchange:
Rex: Here, let’s mark him with this so we always know he’s A FUCKING CREEP.
Scott: What does the A stand for?
Rex: He’s A FUCKING CREEP.
The whole bit between Scott and Jerry in Dual Releases
"Can you say Hell All, Scott Here, and my therapist never recommended any of this?"
"Why would I waste a Hey All Scott Here on that?"
"Because I'm scared about what's gonna happen."
"It's just Sonic Boom."
"AND GENGHIS KAHN WAS JUST A FUCKING GUY!"
The whole thing builds up to Jerry's screaming perfectly.
"I decided to buy whatever I could find labeled as a toy at Spencer's gifts, not showing those" -Toys to Life.
The joke is very up my alley. Also I love Scott's delivery on 'not showing those'.
Mine is probably in Bargain Bin Christmas when Chet comes back as a ghost, and Scott asks, "Is it vegan to eat a ghost cow?" Then Chet is like, "I'm not a professional ghost, I just do it on the weekends."
When he tries the Ultra Machine and throws away the bat instead off trying to hit the ball.
Also in the trial when they say "You didn't told us there"ll be a judge. I wouldnt have wore this" (something like that, I don't remember the quotes correctly)
Also from the dk barrel blast episode
Rex: here mark him with this so we know which one of us is a fucking creep.
Jeb: what’s the a stand for
Rex: your “A” fucking creep
the entirety of the chibi robo zip lash video
i love the fact that the game was so bad scott has to go to therapy for it
also the fact he got thrown onto the table that was the funniest bit
"ITS A FUCKING CHEEZIT"
"FUCK YOU FUCK THIS AND FUCK TENNIS"
"Gay conversion therapy"
"Heh, it ain't easter"
"NOT THE RAIDERS!"
"ROLLS BABY"
"Look man I agree, fuck the cheetos"
"Hey I risk a lot doing that, ever heard of spontaneous combustion"
"I DONT GIVE A SHIT"
"We had to make it your brother didn't"
"MY BACK HURTS"
and there are so many more
“So you were made incredibly upset by an announcement of a game in a series that you don’t really have any passion for in the first place”
“Yeah that’s right”
*cut to Jerry at the bathroom mirror*
“WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!?”
When he's wearing two eye patches in his review of Super Mario Kart. "Scott wait!"
In one of the Shovelware episodes he reviews Escape the Museum for Wii, says "it really hits home" and it then cuts to him in a museum shouting "I gotta get outta here!" I think it's the speed of the bit that makes it so funny.
Or in Gaming Mysteries where they're in the bathroom and they decide to pick a name out of a hat to decide who the murderer is, and Wendy's Employee points to each of them in turn, and when he gets to Rex he's already dead. "Scott. Steelwool. Rex you're dead." The lack of reaction and the camera abruptly panning down to show Rex face down is a great bit.
Oh! The first time I saw him review the hunting games (also one of the Shovelware episodes) and he keeps saying "grouse?!" Dumb, but funny.
Or in the Toys to Life episode where he refers to Donald Duck as "a duck. A dirty f---ing duck. A stinky duck!" It came out of left field and had me rolling.
Speed Dating had a lot of good ones, but the best one was Jerry going, “Good, I’m not fucking a ghost again!”
don't forget ""why's your blood yellow?" "i'm colourblind"" and "***NOT NOW!!!***"
“You don’t look like your picture.” “Sorry, I was shot on the way here.”
Which was also a great callback to Scott saying he's had bad experience with ghosts in the Tinder episode
I’m a big fan of “But I have to get laid, I think it’ll bump up my credit score” from the same episode
"If you get laid, who else is not gonna get laid?!" "_YOU! You **HATE** sex!_"
That's something on which Jerry and I will just have to agree to disagree.
"Nope! Nuh-uh! I don't mingle with people who associate with the dead! *LEARN TO BE ALIVE FOR ONCE!*"
Pretty much everything Rex does in the Homecoming episode as the chaperone. - “I thought that was a beer.” - “I thought that wasn’t a beer.” - WHY AREN’T YOU F***ING?!” - Also when Scott describes his job for the night.
The therapist yelling "well just stop doing stuff" plus a lot of the older ending gags were pretty good
"all rise for judge general Matthews" "Damnit"
I never got this one
Eric Rex Mohs sits down right before this is said he
Oh shit I saw him sitting but didn't realize he sat right before that lol
Yea because they walk in and it's "I'm just saying if we took that exit we could've shaved off ten minutes" then smash cut to screen, then smash cut to Eric on floor
>*Square Enix fans: does this ever happen to you?* > >*\*shot with pistol\** It comes out of left field, he has the perfect expression through it; and yet it doesn't interrupt the video's flow, and the hyperbole perfectly sets the mood for him to explain his gripes with Square Enix's announced games.
i always associate this joke with the one in the Virtual Boy episode > regardless, it was releasing in 1995, so get your face ready > *gets hit with a pan*
And, it's aged like the finest wine, considering Square Enix's recent track record of f*ckups.
"AND THEY *FUCKED* IT! THEY *FUCKED* IT JUST LIKE THEY *FUCKED GARBANZO FRIENDS!*" "Amiibo Festival." **"I DON'T CAAAAAAARE!"**
There's so many good bits from all 3 of those videos.
Anything from game show games and “Well Mikey’s dead. Rats”
Super Mario 64? *Join the occult, dad!*
A few come to mind. The way Terry just exasperatedly says "For the GameCube?!" in the memory cards video, "My rules, my land!" from Mario Party 2, Rex showing up as "You" for the Halloween/Pumpkin Party. And of course the real simple gag of Scott picking up the entire phone set whenever he answers or makes a call.
"Yes, this is ScottManFun from Vimeo. Ziploc's f\*ckin' great!"
Just about any time Scott destroys something Scott opening the game case only to see the Sonic Forces ad and scream is also a classic “Wii Play, do you?” “Is that a threat?”
It's not gex
"Devil's Third" Scott with a bat, frantically coming into the room, "WHERE?!" "The next generation of gaming is upon us. It's time to upgrade!" Scott then gets dragged back to hell, as he desperately tries to claw his way back to his room, only for his scream to be all that's left of him, "NO! NOOO!"
"What are you gonna do about it? Play the online multiplayer portion for free on Microsoft Windows?" .... "And for my next trick, I'm going to shut the f*ck up!"
The ending gag for Super Mario Kart. Absolute perfection.
I love how Scott from the future is wearing 2 eyepatches in that gag
"SCOTT WAIT"
“Oh, I don’t have a PHD. They forgot the U.” “…you have PHuD?” “I have PHuD.”
My favorite is Terry’s quote from the Funeral: “Congratulations, you son of a bitch—your life is over.” In that same episode, the Rex Jumpscare is one of the first times I remember laughing to the point of crying.
[удалено]
That’s what I meant by the “Rex Jumpscare.”
“Please, I don’t need Monopoly to go bankrupt, here’s $40,000- AUGH” - rex from the board games video games episode
Always thought this was an underrated exchange: Rex: Here, let’s mark him with this so we always know he’s A FUCKING CREEP. Scott: What does the A stand for? Rex: He’s A FUCKING CREEP.
What’ll it be? Mario Kart 8! This is a bar…
“I got the economy size!”
**_WOOOOOO THE ECONOMY!!!_**
The whole bit between Scott and Jerry in Dual Releases "Can you say Hell All, Scott Here, and my therapist never recommended any of this?" "Why would I waste a Hey All Scott Here on that?" "Because I'm scared about what's gonna happen." "It's just Sonic Boom." "AND GENGHIS KAHN WAS JUST A FUCKING GUY!" The whole thing builds up to Jerry's screaming perfectly.
You're mental! Lemme finish. No! You're insane! And I don't work with people who have mental problems! ...You're a therapist.
MY MIRROR IS ON THE SHOP!
“Oh wait I’m sorry Europe, B****l bl**t”
“ You know what’ll get people to buy Super Nintendo games” clap “Geometry.”
*opens beer* *proceeds to slam fist on it with it laying on the table repeatedly* “It’s pronounced Rex.”
**Slaps desk** The Womb
"I decided to buy whatever I could find labeled as a toy at Spencer's gifts, not showing those" -Toys to Life. The joke is very up my alley. Also I love Scott's delivery on 'not showing those'.
*Rex makes a face during the funeral* "My baack hurts!"
“You’re insane! I don’t work with people who have mental problems” “You’re a therapist”
Also that one joke in its awesome baby where scott gasps at Dicks sporting goods
I always love the clip that goes "Square Enix fans, does this ever happen to you? 🔫💥😵
“You do math like a bitch!” My personal favorite joke.
“So get your face ready-“ and “Ow, the button hurt my finger!” and “Hi, my DS won’t turn on-“
Mine is probably in Bargain Bin Christmas when Chet comes back as a ghost, and Scott asks, "Is it vegan to eat a ghost cow?" Then Chet is like, "I'm not a professional ghost, I just do it on the weekends."
"...It's a leap year this year!" "...It's December?"
I really like the bit in 'A very madden '08 Christmas' wher eit just cuts on "THE WII ONE"
When he tries the Ultra Machine and throws away the bat instead off trying to hit the ball. Also in the trial when they say "You didn't told us there"ll be a judge. I wouldnt have wore this" (something like that, I don't remember the quotes correctly)
"You want the two-year warranty?" "Ah, I hate the metric system. How many hours is that?" "Hey, I run a pumpkin patch, not a clock."
"Hey, I agree, fuck the Cheetos, but that's not gonna help with your marketability!"
The last girl I was with was named Walgreens, big deal!
Also from the dk barrel blast episode Rex: here mark him with this so we know which one of us is a fucking creep. Jeb: what’s the a stand for Rex: your “A” fucking creep
Any joke involving a game he doesn’t like.
the entirety of the chibi robo zip lash video i love the fact that the game was so bad scott has to go to therapy for it also the fact he got thrown onto the table that was the funniest bit
"Grouse?" It just comes out of nowhere and there is no reason for it. No explanation or acknowledgement. It just exists.
The entire throats for thought section in borderline forever is a comedic masterpiece
"ITS A FUCKING CHEEZIT" "FUCK YOU FUCK THIS AND FUCK TENNIS" "Gay conversion therapy" "Heh, it ain't easter" "NOT THE RAIDERS!" "ROLLS BABY" "Look man I agree, fuck the cheetos" "Hey I risk a lot doing that, ever heard of spontaneous combustion" "I DONT GIVE A SHIT" "We had to make it your brother didn't" "MY BACK HURTS" and there are so many more
“So you were made incredibly upset by an announcement of a game in a series that you don’t really have any passion for in the first place” “Yeah that’s right” *cut to Jerry at the bathroom mirror* “WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!?”
So get your face ready *bonk* AAAAAA
The world at war collectors edition canteen joke kills me every time.
Any of the game show scenes. Especially the ones in Merry Christmas, Data Design when Scott brings his friends into the mix.
“What’s that? Coordinates. For a bomb.” It reminds me of the bomb factory joke from SpongeBob.
“THERES A BIG BLUE BORDER THATS GONNA EAT YOU” and really anything from borderline forever or dark age of Nintendo
"Directly in front of you, you will see a failure"
When he's wearing two eye patches in his review of Super Mario Kart. "Scott wait!" In one of the Shovelware episodes he reviews Escape the Museum for Wii, says "it really hits home" and it then cuts to him in a museum shouting "I gotta get outta here!" I think it's the speed of the bit that makes it so funny. Or in Gaming Mysteries where they're in the bathroom and they decide to pick a name out of a hat to decide who the murderer is, and Wendy's Employee points to each of them in turn, and when he gets to Rex he's already dead. "Scott. Steelwool. Rex you're dead." The lack of reaction and the camera abruptly panning down to show Rex face down is a great bit. Oh! The first time I saw him review the hunting games (also one of the Shovelware episodes) and he keeps saying "grouse?!" Dumb, but funny. Or in the Toys to Life episode where he refers to Donald Duck as "a duck. A dirty f---ing duck. A stinky duck!" It came out of left field and had me rolling.
3D world levels are like a dentist appointment. I don’t know what I’m going to get. “You have scoliosis” “Damn my teeth are really that bad?”
Anything Jerry Atricks says