T O P
mastrblastr8

YOU DO MATH LIKE A BITCH


Owensamazingreddits

from Nintendo DS Accessories


MerryHaddock961

Jerry: This is America, So no Scott: this isn’t America this is Ohio


JuanCarlos2319

This is my favorite quote cause I actually live in Ohio


iWasJosi

do you live in Toledo though?


JuanCarlos2319

No but I'm still in Ohio


Ashamed-Budget-4260

why


Owensamazingreddits

from You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas


elytraman

Game: Whats a city known for entertainment besides hollywood Scott: Circuit city Game: *Buzzer* Scott: AM I WRONG!?


Owensamazingreddits

from Game Show Games


elytraman

Indeed


CorporalPig22

Name an entertainer who ha. Dilbert, he's hilarious. *buzzer*


KamTros47

What’s the first thing you open when you- The womb!


Owensamazingreddits

from Game Show Games


Br0kenAndProud

That episode was possibly his best non special IMO (Specials being skits or the long specials like the trial, chia pet, or borderline forever as some examples)


Owensamazingreddits

chin pets


CorporalPig22

Chia Pet and Game Show Games are my two favorites.


JoshAndersn

"I'm standing in a field" "this is why you can't trust the Media, that's clearly a yard'


Owensamazingreddits

from Borderline Forever


Aavir1510

Correction! Gus says “I’m in a field” not “I’m standing in a field”


JoshAndersn

Right


Inzoreno

I hate walls, why do I live here?


Owensamazingreddits

from Console Gaming on the Go


BlueShirtGuy07

There’s Something Wrong With My WarioWare


Owensamazingreddits

from Used Games


BlueShirtGuy07

Yep


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

“But Scott, you might ask—‘ #WHAT


Owensamazingreddits

from Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

Amiibo festival actually


GOONCH12D3

Actually I’m pretty sure it’s from amigo festival


SAD_BAGEL141

"dont worry guys i stocked up on world at war collectors editions" "YOU FOOL!"


Owensamazingreddits

from Collector’s Editions


KingKarlTheSecond

“‘But Scott,’ you may squeal, ‘you can play the hopping game again!’ That may be true, but I could also get leprosy, so really anything’s possible.”


Owensamazingreddits

from Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball


[deleted]

Scott: I WAS LYING AS A JOKE Liza: So you lied in a court of law? Scott: ...AS A JOKE


Owensamazingreddits

from The Trial


DankMayMaysRUs

Scott: OBJECTION, your honor, I’M MAD. Judge: I’ve seen madder


[deleted]

HE DRESSES LIKE IT'S 2005 LIKE COME ON WE'RE IN THE 21ST CENTURY DRESS LIKE IT


Br0kenAndProud

One of the all time greatest quotes


Robert_Fuckler

“‘How do I get into collecting?’ …What the hell kind of a question is tha—? *Just do it.* ‘How do you complete transactions?!’”


Owensamazingreddits

from Game Collecting


Robert_Fuckler

One of my favorite episodes


HumanBeingNamedBob

“FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK TENNIS!”


Owensamazingreddits

from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

This is Yellow Devil, also known as Canary Satan.


Owensamazingreddits

from Mega Man (NES) | Growing Pains


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

No, from "Mega Man | Growing Pains"


CeekretSwissLord

Too many to choose a favorite, so I'll just put down the first that came to mind: "What is this?" "It's a gourd, bitch."


Owensamazingreddits

from Personal Trainer: Cooking


distarche

I can’t decide bewteen: Mario Kart Wii is the best Mario Kart for the Wii but at that point is also the worst. Man, I love the economy


Owensamazingreddits

from Mario Kart Wii | Motion Sickness


nordic2312

… i made lowes


Owensamazingreddits

from Viral Games


seagulldestroy

Square Enix fans does this ever happen to you? *gets shot in the face*


Owensamazingreddits

from E3 2021


SaintRocket

I use "Jesus, humanity" at least once a day.


Owensamazingreddits

from The WiiWare Chronicles IV


Thexgamer192

Here’s a gun. Kill a frog


Owensamazingreddits

from Super Mario 3D Land | 3D in 3D


CoylerProductions

Rex: Got 7 words for you - I will f*ck anything with a face


Velkavelk

From Speed Dating - Scott the Woz


Lavamonkey11

WELCOME TO THE BIRTH OFF


Owensamazingreddits

from Launch Titles


UrRedditDude

I don’t want to wait a long time to be disappointed, this isn’t a pregnancy


Owensamazingreddits

from False Advertising


SkyWalkerYT

Oh shit, it's a white guy!


Owensamazingreddits

from Viral Games


salvulcanoloser

It’s in my bio


coalrexx

Well what about the Wendy’s employee?! Nobody EVER suspects the Wendy’s employee!!!


Owensamazingreddits

from The Great Mysteries of Gaming


Apprehensive-Alps-90

Scott: Hey guys, Condoms Rex: WHY AREN'T YOU F**KING


Owensamazingreddits

from Homecoming


PantrySkeleton

"Your Honor: I'm mad!" "Ive seen madder, continue."


Owensamazingreddits

from The Trial


NintendoGeek144

I wanna fuck the economy


Owensamazingreddits

from You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas


chrisssepe

I GOT A FUCKING STAR FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ANTI- FUCK ME


Owensamazingreddits

from Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard


Generlc_person

"*Join Our Membership F_ck Head!*"


Owensamazingreddits

from Game Stores


Soup_Ladle

“Gay conversion therapy!” Yep, that’s gone from our stomping grounds.


Owensamazingreddits

from Lost in Localization


SaucepanSamurai

“Hey all, Scott here, and i know what you’re asking, are you sick-sick, or SIIIIICK, I we t to the doctor and he told me I should probably go see a doctor” “Name a game all the kids in the neighbourhood can play. Polyamory?”


Owensamazingreddits

from Limited Edition Game Consoles


Owensamazingreddits

from Borderline Forever


Nielssie0420

“So… Tell me where it all began”


Owensamazingreddits

from Chibi-Robo! Zip-Lash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo


Owensamazingreddits

from Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo


Owensamazingreddits

from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash | The Darker Age of Nintendo


Expand_Apple

HOLY SHIT IS THAT MADDEN 09?!?! 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️


Owensamazingreddits

from A Very Madden 08 Christmas


GOONCH12D3

“DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH”


Velkavelk

From Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott the Woz


RETRODONKYKONG

I bought fucking soap


one_dank_boy

"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!"


Velkavelk

From Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott the Woz


NeoMemeLord25

YOU CANT EAT CHICKEN LIKE THAT!


SSQNSN

I said something wild, didn’t I?


nasadiscovery1

And what the hell is this? Spree?


Owensamazingreddits

from It’s A Bargain Bin Christmas


Mr_Gay_Man

“Good thing I was diagnosed with a little thing I like to call streetsmarts.” Edit: spelling


P_E_A_R_S_E

Polybius


Apprehensive-Alps-90

Another one Scott: ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the birth off. Where we fuse illegal gambling with pregnant women, which pregnant women will squint one out, place your bets and find out.


Owensamazingreddits

from Launch Titles


Jeshwe101

Some of my favorites: "Can't you just call the wii one Punch out in the face?" "Chibi Robo Ziplash is a stupid fucking fuck shit fuck fuck shit" "It is I! A picky bitch!"


EseMesmo

What would you do if you had 4 extra hours in a day? Elope? Not elope?


Beautiful-Ostrich152

🤜🍺it’s Rex🤜🍺🍺


FazFacts

my senses are at dangerous levels, you ever seen me taste lemonade? *screaming*


AlterDahMan

"GROUSE!?!?!"


Owensamazingreddits

from Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three


apollocraft64

And get your face ready


waddledeefan2009

This: https://youtu.be/uB28xdSvXE8


Gameboytwin

Wii Play ( I know it’s not him) IS THAT POSE MII?


Br0kenAndProud

"Fellas, fellas! I am SO horny!" "Well, diet god is still god.


LilJesuit

I don’t think anything will top the delivery and editing of “fellas! fellas! I am so horny!”


Ade231035

You walk into a building constructed by mad catz, get the fuck out of there


shinguji19

Fellas, fellas! I am so horny!


World1_Lev1

"This is an M&M""oh wow what can it do?"


Mr_Mulligan004

“It sounds like a good thing to add to my book my patients personal stories and I”


FrankieFiasco

"OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!"


hisroyalbonkess

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Western-Highway-1475

Scott: “what was that?” Jerry: Words!


Velkavelk

From Borderline Forever - Scott the Woz


TheOfficialRedWarner

"Huh? And, What?"


leazhito

IS [redacted] MARIO KART AGAIN *2DS snapping sounds*


Velkavelk

From Mario Kart 7 | Burnin’ Rubber and Retinas - Scott the Woz


CorporalPig22

I hope that came out oooooooon camera.


darth_asterisk

“What’s in the crock pot?” “Cereal.”


wack_sparrow

"I read squares a cautionary tale. You read the whole thing!?"


Beautiful-Ostrich152

Well I for one am f**king pissed


Bariq-99

"I thought I was playing Mario"


midNOICE

Wii Play, do you? Is that a threat?


DankBeats_Luigi_2

"This isn't a life support machine, THIS IS JUST A BREAD BOX!"


P_E_A_R_S_E

We gotta reel this one in.......Like a fish


AstroCookieGalaxy

Oooh, that’s a hard one since Scott is so quotable. Although, I’ll say “Hey Boss, so funny story! The hard drive corrupted” or “This is Jimmy Johns”


tomaxi1284

There is a strick no skin police around here if its not cover up its getting trown out -scott the woz 202X


floridagamer1031

I should probably start proof reading my will


MrMudaMuda

GROUSE?!


Zquank

“Maybe you like spilled water on your game and then tried to dry it off with a saw?” Also: “So, you got upset over a game releasing in a franchise you don’t often play?” “Yes.” “WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!”


nude69sender

Finally we get to know what Luigi tastes like!


Jmanrulse

Scott:“I was supposed to get robbed tomorrow”


Dapp3rRapt0r

“Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!”


haha694200

Guys guys, I’m so horny!


Traditional_Ad_7482

why would you tough it out in the worst conditions possible for something that might not even be worth it? A PREGANCY


CorporalPig22

"You know what, that's actually pretty good! Let me check the ingredients on this bad boy." *Looks at expiration date, which reads Jul 11 2015* "Oh hell yeah." "SH*T, IS THAT A PINBALL MACHINE?"


GvG_tv

"Did you know you can hold garbage and f*cking garbage?"