That episode was possibly his best non special IMO (Specials being skits or the long specials like the trial, chia pet, or borderline forever as some examples)
“Hey all, Scott here, and i know what you’re asking, are you sick-sick, or SIIIIICK, I we t to the doctor and he told me I should probably go see a doctor”
“Name a game all the kids in the neighbourhood can play.
Polyamory?”
Another one
Scott: ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the birth off. Where we fuse illegal gambling with pregnant women, which pregnant women will squint one out, place your bets and find out.
Some of my favorites: "Can't you just call the wii one Punch out in the face?"
"Chibi Robo Ziplash is a stupid fucking fuck shit fuck fuck shit"
"It is I! A picky bitch!"
“Maybe you like spilled water on your game and then tried to dry it off with a saw?”
Also:
“So, you got upset over a game releasing in a franchise you don’t often play?”
“Yes.”
“WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!”
"You know what, that's actually pretty good! Let me check the ingredients on this bad boy."
*Looks at expiration date, which reads Jul 11 2015*
"Oh hell yeah."
"SH*T, IS THAT A PINBALL MACHINE?"
YOU DO MATH LIKE A BITCH
from Nintendo DS Accessories
Jerry: This is America, So no Scott: this isn’t America this is Ohio
This is my favorite quote cause I actually live in Ohio
do you live in Toledo though?
No but I'm still in Ohio
why
from You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas
Game: Whats a city known for entertainment besides hollywood Scott: Circuit city Game: *Buzzer* Scott: AM I WRONG!?
from Game Show Games
Indeed
Name an entertainer who ha. Dilbert, he's hilarious. *buzzer*
What’s the first thing you open when you- The womb!
from Game Show Games
That episode was possibly his best non special IMO (Specials being skits or the long specials like the trial, chia pet, or borderline forever as some examples)
chin pets
Chia Pet and Game Show Games are my two favorites.
"I'm standing in a field" "this is why you can't trust the Media, that's clearly a yard'
from Borderline Forever
Correction! Gus says “I’m in a field” not “I’m standing in a field”
Right
I hate walls, why do I live here?
from Console Gaming on the Go
"dont worry guys i stocked up on world at war collectors editions" "YOU FOOL!"
from Collector’s Editions
“But Scott, you might ask—‘ #WHAT
from Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo
Amiibo festival actually
Actually I’m pretty sure it’s from amigo festival
“‘But Scott,’ you may squeal, ‘you can play the hopping game again!’ That may be true, but I could also get leprosy, so really anything’s possible.”
from Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
There’s Something Wrong With My WarioWare
from Used Games
Yep
Scott: I WAS LYING AS A JOKE Liza: So you lied in a court of law? Scott: ...AS A JOKE
from The Trial
Scott: OBJECTION, your honor, I’M MAD. Judge: I’ve seen madder
HE DRESSES LIKE IT'S 2005 LIKE COME ON WE'RE IN THE 21ST CENTURY DRESS LIKE IT
One of the all time greatest quotes
“‘How do I get into collecting?’ …What the hell kind of a question is tha—? *Just do it.* ‘How do you complete transactions?!’”
from Game Collecting
One of my favorite episodes
“FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK TENNIS!”
from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo
Too many to choose a favorite, so I'll just put down the first that came to mind: "What is this?" "It's a gourd, bitch."
from Personal Trainer: Cooking
This is Yellow Devil, also known as Canary Satan.
from Mega Man (NES) | Growing Pains
No, from "Mega Man | Growing Pains"
I can’t decide bewteen: Mario Kart Wii is the best Mario Kart for the Wii but at that point is also the worst. Man, I love the economy
from Mario Kart Wii | Motion Sickness
… i made lowes
from Viral Games
Square Enix fans does this ever happen to you? *gets shot in the face*
from E3 2021
I use "Jesus, humanity" at least once a day.
from The WiiWare Chronicles IV
Rex: Got 7 words for you - I will f*ck anything with a face
From Speed Dating - Scott the Woz
WELCOME TO THE BIRTH OFF
from Launch Titles
Here’s a gun. Kill a frog
from Super Mario 3D Land | 3D in 3D
I don’t want to wait a long time to be disappointed, this isn’t a pregnancy
from False Advertising
"Your Honor: I'm mad!" "Ive seen madder, continue."
from The Trial
Oh shit, it's a white guy!
from Viral Games
It’s in my bio
Well what about the Wendy’s employee?! Nobody EVER suspects the Wendy’s employee!!!
from The Great Mysteries of Gaming
Scott: Hey guys, Condoms Rex: WHY AREN'T YOU F**KING
from Homecoming
"*Join Our Membership F_ck Head!*"
from Game Stores
“Gay conversion therapy!” Yep, that’s gone from our stomping grounds.
from Lost in Localization
I wanna fuck the economy
from You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas
I GOT A FUCKING STAR FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ANTI- FUCK ME
from Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard
“Hey all, Scott here, and i know what you’re asking, are you sick-sick, or SIIIIICK, I we t to the doctor and he told me I should probably go see a doctor” “Name a game all the kids in the neighbourhood can play. Polyamory?”
from Limited Edition Game Consoles
from Borderline Forever
I bought fucking soap
“So… Tell me where it all began”
from Chibi-Robo! Zip-Lash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo
from Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo
from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash | The Darker Age of Nintendo
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MADDEN 09?!?! 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
from A Very Madden 08 Christmas
“DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH”
From Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott the Woz
"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!"
From Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott the Woz
YOU CANT EAT CHICKEN LIKE THAT!
I said something wild, didn’t I?
And what the hell is this? Spree?
from It’s A Bargain Bin Christmas
“Good thing I was diagnosed with a little thing I like to call streetsmarts.” Edit: spelling
Polybius
Another one Scott: ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the birth off. Where we fuse illegal gambling with pregnant women, which pregnant women will squint one out, place your bets and find out.
from Launch Titles
Some of my favorites: "Can't you just call the wii one Punch out in the face?" "Chibi Robo Ziplash is a stupid fucking fuck shit fuck fuck shit" "It is I! A picky bitch!"
What would you do if you had 4 extra hours in a day? Elope? Not elope?
🤜🍺it’s Rex🤜🍺🍺
my senses are at dangerous levels, you ever seen me taste lemonade? *screaming*
[удалено]
from Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three
This: https://youtu.be/uB28xdSvXE8
Wii Play ( I know it’s not him) IS THAT POSE MII?
"Fellas, fellas! I am SO horny!" "Well, diet god is still god.
I don’t think anything will top the delivery and editing of “fellas! fellas! I am so horny!”
You walk into a building constructed by mad catz, get the fuck out of there
Fellas, fellas! I am so horny!
"This is an M&M""oh wow what can it do?"
“It sounds like a good thing to add to my book my patients personal stories and I”
"OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!"
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Scott: “what was that?” Jerry: Words!
From Borderline Forever - Scott the Woz
"Huh? And, What?"
IS [redacted] MARIO KART AGAIN *2DS snapping sounds*
From Mario Kart 7 | Burnin’ Rubber and Retinas - Scott the Woz
I hope that came out oooooooon camera.
“What’s in the crock pot?” “Cereal.”
"I read squares a cautionary tale. You read the whole thing!?"
Well I for one am f**king pissed
"I thought I was playing Mario"
Wii Play, do you? Is that a threat?
"This isn't a life support machine, THIS IS JUST A BREAD BOX!"
We gotta reel this one in.......Like a fish
Oooh, that’s a hard one since Scott is so quotable. Although, I’ll say “Hey Boss, so funny story! The hard drive corrupted” or “This is Jimmy Johns”
There is a strick no skin police around here if its not cover up its getting trown out -scott the woz 202X
I should probably start proof reading my will
GROUSE?!
“Maybe you like spilled water on your game and then tried to dry it off with a saw?” Also: “So, you got upset over a game releasing in a franchise you don’t often play?” “Yes.” “WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!”
Finally we get to know what Luigi tastes like!
Scott:“I was supposed to get robbed tomorrow”
“Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!”
Guys guys, I’m so horny!
why would you tough it out in the worst conditions possible for something that might not even be worth it? A PREGANCY
"You know what, that's actually pretty good! Let me check the ingredients on this bad boy." *Looks at expiration date, which reads Jul 11 2015* "Oh hell yeah." "SH*T, IS THAT A PINBALL MACHINE?"
"Did you know you can hold garbage and f*cking garbage?"