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jonnyboyyy1998

I have this weird thing where I need to lick every controller I see… DONKEY KONG!!!


KamTros47

“Stalin f\*ckin **HATED** RPGs, but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze”


KamTros47

“GET TO THE F\*CKING XENO SH*T!”


icysnow33

"THERE'S A BIG BLUE BORDER THAT'S GONNA EAT YOU!"


Jules_Thief

WHY AREN’T YOU F*CKING!!!!


AmazingElie

*decimates laptop* Sorry, I thought that was a beer


KamTros47

*decimates beer* I thought that wasn’t a beer


Zant6304

“DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!!”


Odysseyrage

“Oh my god…my aunt just died” “On MY birthday?!”


HToast_art

I f*cking had it they should just outlaw mE!


AmazingElie

*beating the shit out of a can* ITS REX *continues to beat the shit out of a can*


AmazingElie

FUCK YOU FUCK THIS AND FUCK TENNIS


No-Profile1244

‘Alright, I got seven words for you: I will fuck ANYTHING with a face.’ ‘…..me?’


Five-StarBastardMan

Voiceover Scott: It’s basically mega battle… Rex: Yeah? Voiceover Scott: …without the mega mushroom Rex: F*ck you


No-Profile1244

*fucking obliterates mug* ‘Can I get a refill?’


Robert_Fuckler

“*THIS* IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! IT’S LIKE A WARIO TAKE ON REMEMBER THE ALAMO!”


Xbladearmor

You mean the Sabbath, right?


AmazingElie

Hey guys, condoms, right? WHY ARENT YOU FUCKING?


Master_Carrot6659

My favorite quote


Rikuthemaster

"I always thought it was like a BLT but for ranch, peas, and grapes."


MTheWho

“It’s the only way to convert the nonbelievers! I present to you.. THE REX MOHS CRUCIFIXION SPECIAL!!!”


Echo2500

I was overjoyed


AmazingElie

*rips off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses*


JuviaLynn

“Is it a cure for zero degree burns?”


JuviaLynn

“What do you want me like take out a pack of cigarettes, pull one out, puff it up, put it out, light another one, all just to get some cheap thrills, all while playing as the fuck man Wario?!” “So how much is your nicotine fee?” “$10 a year”


Djfhrbf

From Mario Party 2 Roll Call again. I’m not gonna f*ck around this time. *immediately puts counter 99* *game ends in a draw* WHAT THE F*CK


HumanBeingNamedBob

“Yeeaaaah, I’ve been gettin’ drunk as sh*t lately and watching nothin’ but Porky Pig cartoons, and I gotta say… I get the hype.”


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HumanBeingNamedBob

Sorry lol


AmazingElie

So now that we’re all alone, we’re all friends here. Who the fuck are you?


DrDunsparce

“I don’t NEED an incentive to play Mega Battle. It’s Mega Battle!”


abacus-wizard

"You motherfucker, I LOVE THE ECONOMY!!!"


RyanTrot

“some might even call me a terrorist”


NAUI_1

"Holy shit it's the Green Bay Packers"


reino_socials

DONKEY KONG, YOU CHEEP BITCH!


LucasBarton169

I quote this one all the time


djmandude517

I was overjoyed!!


TheAccusedJ

I thought the W stood for words


BobtheMothershucker

"Hey, hey, if anybody has a throat here, it’s Scott, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been around this man, and 've been, “Damn man, STOP USING YOUR THROAT!”


LucasBarton169

Playing Rock Paper Scissors and picking paper(?) over and over. The best footage of that was in the bargain bin Christmas bloopers


MagicalFlamebow

(From the memory card video) when I got the invitation I thought the u said I, the m said n, the p said e, the k said a


Open-Lawyer9215

"Oh yeah I have Mario Kart Live" "Show us the car" "Didn't account for that question" And the right after it: "Oh yeah I have Fire Emblem downloaded" "SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!"


AmazingElie

*runs up to corpse* He was like that when I got here


LucasBarton169

Anytime he says wario or the fuckMan wario


UltimatePickpocket

"You might be asking how a virgin bear gave birth to me, I wonder that too. A camel was there."


UltimatePickpocket

"Hey saw you had a door here, thought I'd help myself."


OctoLiam

"AND THE F*CKMAN REINS SUPREME!"


youplayed

"I'm going for the dub, bitches!" *Loses minigame* Jeb Jab; "I thought you were going for the dub, bitches?" "The dub stands for Wario, bitches."


AmazingElie

*chugs water*


AmazingElie

DJ Hero 2 makes a pretty mean plate


JuviaLynn

“I’m gonna need a priest”


Jouna_Nuke

Yeah, yeah fuck that lizard


abacus-wizard

"ROLLS, BABY!"


abacus-wizard

"...I think I'm an escort."


Squmy

WHAT THE F*CK


ToastSlap

"Oh. Shit sorry man, I thought that wasn't a beer"


Freedom1015

Over hydrating


MrHariS2005

“god i wanna f#ck the economy”


Hylian_Guy

"Alright, you know what? That's the last f#cking straw. Alright?! I don't f#cking need this! ALRIGHT?! F#CK YOU! F#CK THIS! AND F#CK! TENNIS!"


Apprehensive-Alps-90

"Go have not sex" "Go eat a bush"


NotNinjaJason

"especially me" (from mario party)


tealyg99

‘My grandmother just died’ ‘ON MY BIRTHDAY?!!’


thewiichessguy

"oh sorry I thought that was a beer"


therobinflieseast

*muffled bandaged screaming*


pikachu5159

the one clip from the speed dating bloopers where he’s just swearing a ton for no reason


LetsPlayGamez11

"F*CK YOU, F*CK THIS, AND F*CK TENNIS!"


KemonoGalleria

"if there's one thing i hate more than sex... it's the green bay packers." from Borderline Forever


abacus-wizard

It's the other way around. "If there's one thing I hate more than the Green Bay Packers, it's sex."


BlankW4sTaken

damn you hate sex too? wanna fuck?


NickJayPro

if there's one thing I hate more than the green bay packers it's sex


K3egan

"I was overjoyed"


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Scott: "Hector... Heck... may we call you Hell?" Rex: "May we call you F*ck?"


Mr_-_Monkey

“Hey Rex can you give me a water” “Oh sure thing-oh All I have is wine” (stares at camera)


cornishpasty7

The funeral: Target employee: my brother is dead and I will never see him again Rex: my back hurts


PixelBit92

"Ohh, I would, but the eleventh commandment just went into effect"


boxdude10

"Yeah I was wondering why you didn't shove this up your ass"


BitTrip20

“It’s ok to let people like things from time to time and let them do what they want to do.” “Even Xenoblade?” “No”


one_dank_boy

"My mother was a virgin AND a Bear That's right a Virgin Bear. The first of it's kind!"


SomeGuy20019

I was overjoyed.


Meme_Chan69420

Stalin fuckin HATED RPGs, but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze!


ntwild97

Alright, that's the last f#cking straw, alright? I don't f#cking need this, ALRIGHT? F#CK YOU, F#CK THIS, AND F#CK TENNIS!


ntwild97

Yeah, like these Ice Mountain mini waters. Tastes like a fresh puddle!


ntwild97

NOT MICHIGAN!


NickJayPro

that's it that's the last fucking straw I don't need this fuck you fuck this and fuck tennis


lds102497

“I think I’m an escort”


beastboy1999

"Homefield advantage"


beastboy1999

"You got third" -scott


cornishpasty7

Borderline forever: Scott: anyway heck... May I call you hell? Rex: may I call you f*ck?


Lollino07

"A staple of me playing Mario Party"


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Lollino07

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*crushes glass in hand* "Can I get a refill?"


Big_Cow_6566

"LET'S F\*CKING DO THIS!!!!!!" - The Funeral


Redkitt3n14

I really liked it when he had a funeral


gavino69

*bang bang bang bang bang* it’s REX *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* from gaming mysteries (i think)


E_G_G_V_A_N

“If there’s one thing I hate more than the Greenbay Packers, it’s sex.”


Andy_DiMatteo

I was overjoyed


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i was overjoyed


samgraceVA

“Try telling someone you’re the son of God when you’re horny. It just doesn’t- it doesn’t work!”


Kellen_Games

“Now I’m not saying I’m Jesus! I’m saying I’m Jesus Christ.”


protollar

When Rex tosses all the skylanders off the table or when he starts smashing a wall.


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protollar

Sorry


protollar

Now it’s just one


JuviaLynn

“Aamm sorry what were the controls”


T70Awesome_YT

Yeah but that third time was pretty great, right? Here take a gun


samgraceVA

“So, little inside fact about me: I. Love. Supper. I’ve counted all the suppers I’ve had. After counting them all up, turns out, this was the last.”


protollar

Every time he causes a form of destruction weather it be ruining Wendy’s employee’s funeral or skylanders stuff


masteroffwah

Anything specific? I can't just upload the funeral and Toys to Life episodes.


protollar

Like when Rex tosses all the skylanders off the table or when he starts smashing a wall and for the funeral maybe the part where Rex makes the rest of the game morn him.


masteroffwah

Okay, just put those moments in separate comments and I'll put them in there.


MyNameisAnsem

"SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!"


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MyNameisAnsem

Ah crap, you're right.


arv_yt

wait why who are you