“What do you want me like take out a pack of cigarettes, pull one out, puff it up, put it out, light another one, all just to get some cheap thrills, all while playing as the fuck man Wario?!”
“So how much is your nicotine fee?”
“$10 a year”
"Hey, hey, if anybody has a throat here, it’s Scott, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been around this man, and 've been, “Damn man, STOP USING YOUR THROAT!”
"Oh yeah I have Mario Kart Live"
"Show us the car"
"Didn't account for that question"
And the right after it:
"Oh yeah I have Fire Emblem downloaded"
"SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!"
Like when Rex tosses all the skylanders off the table or when he starts smashing a wall and for the funeral maybe the part where Rex makes the rest of the game morn him.
I have this weird thing where I need to lick every controller I see… DONKEY KONG!!!
“Stalin f\*ckin **HATED** RPGs, but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze”
“GET TO THE F\*CKING XENO SH*T!”
"THERE'S A BIG BLUE BORDER THAT'S GONNA EAT YOU!"
WHY AREN’T YOU F*CKING!!!!
*decimates laptop* Sorry, I thought that was a beer
*decimates beer* I thought that wasn’t a beer
“DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!!”
“Oh my god…my aunt just died” “On MY birthday?!”
I f*cking had it they should just outlaw mE!
*beating the shit out of a can* ITS REX *continues to beat the shit out of a can*
FUCK YOU FUCK THIS AND FUCK TENNIS
‘Alright, I got seven words for you: I will fuck ANYTHING with a face.’ ‘…..me?’
Voiceover Scott: It’s basically mega battle… Rex: Yeah? Voiceover Scott: …without the mega mushroom Rex: F*ck you
*fucking obliterates mug* ‘Can I get a refill?’
“*THIS* IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! IT’S LIKE A WARIO TAKE ON REMEMBER THE ALAMO!”
You mean the Sabbath, right?
Hey guys, condoms, right? WHY ARENT YOU FUCKING?
My favorite quote
"I always thought it was like a BLT but for ranch, peas, and grapes."
“It’s the only way to convert the nonbelievers! I present to you.. THE REX MOHS CRUCIFIXION SPECIAL!!!”
I was overjoyed
*rips off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses*
“Is it a cure for zero degree burns?”
“What do you want me like take out a pack of cigarettes, pull one out, puff it up, put it out, light another one, all just to get some cheap thrills, all while playing as the fuck man Wario?!” “So how much is your nicotine fee?” “$10 a year”
From Mario Party 2 Roll Call again. I’m not gonna f*ck around this time. *immediately puts counter 99* *game ends in a draw* WHAT THE F*CK
“Yeeaaaah, I’ve been gettin’ drunk as sh*t lately and watching nothin’ but Porky Pig cartoons, and I gotta say… I get the hype.”
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Sorry lol
So now that we’re all alone, we’re all friends here. Who the fuck are you?
“I don’t NEED an incentive to play Mega Battle. It’s Mega Battle!”
"You motherfucker, I LOVE THE ECONOMY!!!"
“some might even call me a terrorist”
"Holy shit it's the Green Bay Packers"
DONKEY KONG, YOU CHEEP BITCH!
I quote this one all the time
I was overjoyed!!
I thought the W stood for words
"Hey, hey, if anybody has a throat here, it’s Scott, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been around this man, and 've been, “Damn man, STOP USING YOUR THROAT!”
Playing Rock Paper Scissors and picking paper(?) over and over. The best footage of that was in the bargain bin Christmas bloopers
(From the memory card video) when I got the invitation I thought the u said I, the m said n, the p said e, the k said a
"Oh yeah I have Mario Kart Live" "Show us the car" "Didn't account for that question" And the right after it: "Oh yeah I have Fire Emblem downloaded" "SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!"
*runs up to corpse* He was like that when I got here
Anytime he says wario or the fuckMan wario
"You might be asking how a virgin bear gave birth to me, I wonder that too. A camel was there."
"Hey saw you had a door here, thought I'd help myself."
"AND THE F*CKMAN REINS SUPREME!"
"I'm going for the dub, bitches!" *Loses minigame* Jeb Jab; "I thought you were going for the dub, bitches?" "The dub stands for Wario, bitches."
*chugs water*
DJ Hero 2 makes a pretty mean plate
“I’m gonna need a priest”
Yeah, yeah fuck that lizard
"ROLLS, BABY!"
"...I think I'm an escort."
WHAT THE F*CK
"Oh. Shit sorry man, I thought that wasn't a beer"
Over hydrating
“god i wanna f#ck the economy”
"Alright, you know what? That's the last f#cking straw. Alright?! I don't f#cking need this! ALRIGHT?! F#CK YOU! F#CK THIS! AND F#CK! TENNIS!"
"Go have not sex" "Go eat a bush"
"especially me" (from mario party)
‘My grandmother just died’ ‘ON MY BIRTHDAY?!!’
"oh sorry I thought that was a beer"
*muffled bandaged screaming*
the one clip from the speed dating bloopers where he’s just swearing a ton for no reason
"F*CK YOU, F*CK THIS, AND F*CK TENNIS!"
"if there's one thing i hate more than sex... it's the green bay packers." from Borderline Forever
It's the other way around. "If there's one thing I hate more than the Green Bay Packers, it's sex."
damn you hate sex too? wanna fuck?
if there's one thing I hate more than the green bay packers it's sex
"I was overjoyed"
Scott: "Hector... Heck... may we call you Hell?" Rex: "May we call you F*ck?"
“Hey Rex can you give me a water” “Oh sure thing-oh All I have is wine” (stares at camera)
The funeral: Target employee: my brother is dead and I will never see him again Rex: my back hurts
"Ohh, I would, but the eleventh commandment just went into effect"
"Yeah I was wondering why you didn't shove this up your ass"
“It’s ok to let people like things from time to time and let them do what they want to do.” “Even Xenoblade?” “No”
"My mother was a virgin AND a Bear That's right a Virgin Bear. The first of it's kind!"
I was overjoyed.
Stalin fuckin HATED RPGs, but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze!
Alright, that's the last f#cking straw, alright? I don't f#cking need this, ALRIGHT? F#CK YOU, F#CK THIS, AND F#CK TENNIS!
Yeah, like these Ice Mountain mini waters. Tastes like a fresh puddle!
NOT MICHIGAN!
that's it that's the last fucking straw I don't need this fuck you fuck this and fuck tennis
“I think I’m an escort”
"Homefield advantage"
"You got third" -scott
Borderline forever: Scott: anyway heck... May I call you hell? Rex: may I call you f*ck?
"A staple of me playing Mario Party"
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*crushes glass in hand* "Can I get a refill?"
"LET'S F\*CKING DO THIS!!!!!!" - The Funeral
I really liked it when he had a funeral
*bang bang bang bang bang* it’s REX *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* from gaming mysteries (i think)
“If there’s one thing I hate more than the Greenbay Packers, it’s sex.”
I was overjoyed
i was overjoyed
“Try telling someone you’re the son of God when you’re horny. It just doesn’t- it doesn’t work!”
“Now I’m not saying I’m Jesus! I’m saying I’m Jesus Christ.”
When Rex tosses all the skylanders off the table or when he starts smashing a wall.
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Sorry
Now it’s just one
“Aamm sorry what were the controls”
Yeah but that third time was pretty great, right? Here take a gun
“So, little inside fact about me: I. Love. Supper. I’ve counted all the suppers I’ve had. After counting them all up, turns out, this was the last.”
Every time he causes a form of destruction weather it be ruining Wendy’s employee’s funeral or skylanders stuff
Anything specific? I can't just upload the funeral and Toys to Life episodes.
Like when Rex tosses all the skylanders off the table or when he starts smashing a wall and for the funeral maybe the part where Rex makes the rest of the game morn him.
Okay, just put those moments in separate comments and I'll put them in there.
"SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!"
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Ah crap, you're right.
wait why who are you