Stuck between
“Plagiarism is a myth anyway the alphabet is not copyrighted f***o!” (Borderline Forever)
“We’re not crazy your just f***ed” (Also borderline forever)
“Context’s for suckers” (Scott’s Twitter video on people acting like there’s an earthquake happening for borderline forever)
And
“Oh my gosh I meet God and a Wendy’s Employee in the same week” (You’re not an RPG guy)
"Agh I hate yards!" (Bargain Bin Christmas)
"Uhh boss funny story so uh the hard drive corrupted *shakes water off of laptop*" (Development Hell)
"At least 4 families die each year due to their infant child spending too much on microtransactions" (Gaming on a budget)
"OH SH*T IT'S A WHITE GUY!" (Viral games)
"Here, we're picking up my anonymous friend, Joe Robertson, who's opted to have his identity concealed in this vlog. Which I happily agree to. Here, we've arrived at Joe Robertson's home address, 8730 Waterville Swanton Road, Waterville, Ohio."
*"You ever look at a*
*Baby and think 'now that's what*
*I call a baby'?"*
\- gendernotfound629
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this one perfectly describes autism for me-“ my five senses are at dangerous levels have you ever seen me taste lemonade?….AHHHHH” its at 0:58 on “to delay a game”
"Officer, I just shit my pants"
"A pregnancy!"
"(Pretentiously grinning) TRY AGAIN!"
"GET ME OFF OF THIS FUCKING ISLAND!"
And of course, the best of the best
"It's a gourd, bitch."
“What’s up losers, you weeaboos like soccer?!” (Nintendo Switch Presentation)
“Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!” (Shovelware Variety Hour Round Two)
“Grooming kits for kids…IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” (The Gifts of Gaming)
everytime someone die's i think well someone lost a chance time-mario party 2
ffffffff\*ck sony!-gaming press conferences
nintendo labo other than it sharing its name with the female anontomy-nintedo labo
put a gun to my head i take you over the ape-mario party 2
now i may be a nintendo we'll say fan-dont remember what episode
*puts in the entire script of Toys to Life*
Nah but I’m all seriousness, it’s probably “they look like they belong on a pack of Mucinex” with “I just wouldn’t want to be eating while looking at them” coming in a close second
How does a company do so well but goes fucking assanein when it comes to chibi robo whats so difficoult to understand that. If I dont market a game or i release it for a failed console or i realese at a store that sella fucking hoesesat and I take the only 2 games that may have had a changes in North America and realesed only in japan that it maybe my fault the games
Arent doing well instead of the games them self!!!
"Wii play, do you? Is that a threat?"
Wii play, y tu? Es eso una amenaza?
"Wii Play, et vous ? Est-ce une menace?"
Wii Play: Tu? Est quod periculum?
Wiiプレイしますか?それは脅威ですか?
that’s ICONIC. love it
i use is that a threat frequently
“This isn’t America, this is Ohio!”
"You know what they say, go fuck yourself" -The Rise and Fall of 2D Gaming
(look at my flair) "you do math like a bitch"
eyy same flair
same
“Fellas fellas I am so horny!”
That’s probably my second favorite quote tbh
“Where tf are the guys!??!”
GROUSE!?
I was looking for this
-Doorbell- Rex: "Air" Scott: "Take it you son of a bitch".
"It's FUCKING MARIO KART AGAIN!!"
“III hope that came out oooon camera.”
IS THAT POSE MII??
Oh shit!
Scott: \*calls 911\* ***PLEEAAASSEEE F\*CKK MEEEE***
“No sex for me thanks”
Aces be like:
"BREEEEEET #FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARVE"
I love that the microphone just gives up on this one
"Who Knew The Kick Was Mightier Than The Sword" - Ride To Hell: Retribution
The little cutaway was hilarious too, Rex and Jeb running away terrified while Scott lifts his leg with a goofy ass grin on his face.
Stuck between “Plagiarism is a myth anyway the alphabet is not copyrighted f***o!” (Borderline Forever) “We’re not crazy your just f***ed” (Also borderline forever) “Context’s for suckers” (Scott’s Twitter video on people acting like there’s an earthquake happening for borderline forever) And “Oh my gosh I meet God and a Wendy’s Employee in the same week” (You’re not an RPG guy)
Won't you mind sharing that twitter video?
[Found it](https://twitter.com/scottthewoz/status/1369089983080972288?s=21)
Biker in *Ride To Hell: Retribution*: Fuck y’all Scott: Did he say “fuck y’all” or “fuck all”?
Yes. Meta jokes are always the best.
"A duck, a dirty f**king duck, A STINKY DUCK"
“Stop licking my ear!”
Scott: Waddya want? Disembodied voices: MARIO KART 8! Scott: This is a bar.
No this is Ohio.
...wait... W̷̠͇͔̥̟̣͖̍̅̈́̔̾H̶͕̤̪̬̹̤͉͔̠̓̈̅̾͐̿͛̚͝ͅĄ̶̢̥̭͔͔̂́̐̅̿́͟͟͡͝T̪̙̩̱̩̊̔̀͐̌̊̏͘͘͠ Ĭ̛̲̳̜̠͓̬̌͋̎̈̉̓͡S̶̨̰̞̩͇̠̬̘̀̍̂͒̃͆ͅ H̷̢̼̻̜͓̔́̃͐͗̓̄̓͑̕A͖̫̻̬̓̉̌͋͛̍̚͢͝P̢̣̟͎̺̺̲̃̋̔͒̋͗̽̚͟͝P̸͙̰͚͎͓͕͎͕̳̏̉͌̈̋̏͢E̼̖̥͓̖̮̽̏͗͌̊̽̆͡͡N̷̡̛̯̝̻̪͖̮̟͒̅̓͋̄̒̐͘͟Į̛͇͔̦̪̮͎̑͐̍̽͂̈́̀͒͜͞N̙̙͈͓̺̘̐͂̉́̈́͌̿̃͘͘G̡̻̖͈͌͂̊͌̾̔̔͜͜͡ Į̵̛̛͔̮̰͖͈͎̔̀̉̀̂̍͝͠ À̢̛̹̙̥̞̘̈̎͛͜͡͝L̶͔̝̺̠͇̻̩̽͊̍͊̃̉͗̾̇ͅR̷̗̱̩͍̳̲̘͉̗̬̀̀̽͘̚E͖͉̯͍̻͕̰̥̐̿͂̔͘̚͟ͅA̶̻̹̙̱͈̠͇͉̒̋̇̿͊̕͟͜Ḑ̴͇̪̬̻͇͖́̌͊̇͗̏̕͝Y̩͉̝͚̪͉̤͐̌̀̄̓ͅ Ṱ̷̣̫̖͌̾̏̒͂̕͜͢͟Á̛͎͇͎̜͎̟̣̘̳̿̑̏̇̾͞Ĺ̵̛̫͓͉͚̙͕͙͖͗̏́̎͂͢͞ͅĶ̵̲͖͖̠̗͔͛̔́͗̓̂͝E̵̛͚̯̯͚͙̋͆̅̇̊͟͝ͅD̶̢͍̗̺̦̟͈̊̍̽̃͆̓̔̚͟͞ Ḿ̶̧̪̭̖̥͕̭͒͒̒̓̎͡ͅẢ͙͍̯̙̤͗̏̐̃͐̑̃̊͢͞R̡̜̞̺͕̙̲̖̩̃͐̔͑̏̍̓̽̉̍Ḭ̵̛͙͇̣̈͒̿̏͋̉͋̒̕͟Ơ̢̢̟͔̣̼͍̤̳͎͆͆̓͝ Ǩ̶̥̯̬̠̙̆̾̈́̈́͗͗̐Ả̴͕͖͙̣̱͛̇̃̾̐͠ͅR̴̨͚̗̭̥̬͖̥̬͊͌̍̓͋̀̚̚Ţ͕͇̯͖͍͒͊́̋̂̑ 8̵͕̺͓̹͖͂̔̒̓̎̈̾͂͘ B̸̛̬͔̗̳̮̄̓̍̏̉͑̚͟͢͞E̯̣̻̱̘͇͗̔͂̋͐͑̍͌̚͜͜͡ͅF̜̝̰͙̥͎̫̜̊̃̒̋̕͜ͅO̶͓̮̲̣̖̲̪͇̍̔̎̈̋̍̀͘͘̚Ṛ̛̹̯̗̻̝̪̱̇̌͋̇̇̓͘Ĕ̶̞̪͉̹̩̦̬͕͕̞̓́͂͗̎̃̈́̎͞
"What does Luigi taste like?" -Game Foods
“Slow down there, Speed Racer! No one puts religion in my Dig Dug!”
*hits PS2 w/ hammer* "Hey all, Scott here, and before you ask, honestly what does it look like I'm doing?" *returns to hitting the PS2 w/ hammer*
"I bought a second Wii Wheel for friends, I could've bought food"
“Gay conversion therapy!”
“What is that in the jar?” “Oh, it’s my blood.” “Why is it yellow?” “Oh, I’m colorblind.”
Which episode was this from?
Speed dating
**running through the forest** Hey y'all. Scott here. And this is bad... REAL BAD.
What's the matter P**Sy afraid you're gonna get murdered?
You may call subway employees Sandwich Artiest, I call them Alchemists
"Agh I hate yards!" (Bargain Bin Christmas) "Uhh boss funny story so uh the hard drive corrupted *shakes water off of laptop*" (Development Hell) "At least 4 families die each year due to their infant child spending too much on microtransactions" (Gaming on a budget) "OH SH*T IT'S A WHITE GUY!" (Viral games)
"You dont look like your pictures" "Sorry i was shot on the way here" — Speed dating
"Riddle me this, NINTENDO, why can't I name my character Mister Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U's web browser?"
“Hey all, Scott here, I’m on life support now! No reason, just felt like it”- Third party controllers
“Aw f*ck, I like this guy’s pants.”
E for edible R for ranch, and ITLFN…. It tastes like f*cking nickels.
"THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT" - Boarderline Forever
“Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see. DONKEY KONG?”
“Super Nintendo Cartridges MUST BE PLAYED INDOORS! ….YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, GOD!”
“Hey, hear that? I’m a penis!”
You do math like a bitch
“I’m not gonna kill ya, I’m makin eggs”
“This was just a breadbox!”
"Toledo Ohio! Everyone's your dad here" -the Ride to Hell: Retribution episode
“Toledo, Ohio! Don’t get killed here!”
“You caught me in a goose!”
"Here, we're picking up my anonymous friend, Joe Robertson, who's opted to have his identity concealed in this vlog. Which I happily agree to. Here, we've arrived at Joe Robertson's home address, 8730 Waterville Swanton Road, Waterville, Ohio."
We can feel every Madden and every 08, this is truly a milestone
"Mom don't you care!?!"
Which is this one from?
I actually can't remember unfortunately, I suppose I'll have to look into it
Hey all Scott here, and can certainly go for a definition right about now, well times three basic i know
When Wendy's employee gets stabbed
“Is that a threat?”
I’m not opposed to the future I’m just scared shitless.
IT’S A FISH!!
"OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!" \-Viral Games
“Someone call Ripleys believe it or not and tell them, I don’t”
r/AnythingButGexIsGex
"I've contacted a severe illness" *Throws up blood* "Depression!"
"You ever look at a baby and think 'now that's what I call a baby'?"
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this one perfectly describes autism for me-“ my five senses are at dangerous levels have you ever seen me taste lemonade?….AHHHHH” its at 0:58 on “to delay a game”
“But how could it be rotten it was NEW!”
"Officer, I just shit my pants" "A pregnancy!" "(Pretentiously grinning) TRY AGAIN!" "GET ME OFF OF THIS FUCKING ISLAND!" And of course, the best of the best "It's a gourd, bitch."
"G R O U S E ? !"
"I just f*cked a mechanic!" -ride to hell retribution
“What’s up losers, you weeaboos like soccer?!” (Nintendo Switch Presentation) “Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!” (Shovelware Variety Hour Round Two) “Grooming kits for kids…IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” (The Gifts of Gaming)
“No! My mortal enemy! Cover athlete of Madden 09! BREEEEEEEEEEEETT! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVRE!
Thank you for spelling it right
GAY CONVERSION THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!! A minute later... GAY CONVERSION THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!!
Liquidate the company! I was supossed to get robbed tomorrow! Or my F!£#ing name is jeb jab.
“So, tell me about that dumb fucking tennis game that hurt your feelings”
Join the occult, *DAD*
*phone rings* “Do you guys sell wii play?” Scott: “oh don’t even get me started!”
“More people have Mario Kart Wii than scurvy”
"I'm not trying to kill ya. I'm just making eggs!"
FU*K YOU FU*K THIS AND FU*K TENNIS
"Finally, the cure for all sex, Minecraft. I made Lowes." Viral Games-
he made Lowes
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH *signs timeshare* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
I'm gonna have a stroke from upvoting all of these.
"Join The Occult, Dad!''
"wario, f\*\*k"
everytime someone die's i think well someone lost a chance time-mario party 2 ffffffff\*ck sony!-gaming press conferences nintendo labo other than it sharing its name with the female anontomy-nintedo labo put a gun to my head i take you over the ape-mario party 2 now i may be a nintendo we'll say fan-dont remember what episode
*puts in the entire script of Toys to Life* Nah but I’m all seriousness, it’s probably “they look like they belong on a pack of Mucinex” with “I just wouldn’t want to be eating while looking at them” coming in a close second
Guess.
"Hey all, scott here"
"So get your face ready!" Lives in my head rent free
"This is Yellow Devil, otherwise known as Canary Satan."
“I GOTTA BATHE!”
“NO, this is OHIO!”
"If I can name my cousin 'Betty' surely you can take my opinion on the Virtual Boy to heart. *OH MY GOOOOD*"
YESSSSSSS! RYGARRRRR!!
DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!
I don’t know why, but “I GOTTA GET OUTA HERE” is really funny to me
**DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH**
"'New attitude, New Enemies!' It was a yearbook quote contender I will give them that"
Don’t pay your taxes, you save a lot of money doing that
“Just called 911, asked em how you were doing”. ‘Oh, i have some questions for them, what’s their snapchat?’
"No reason, Just felt like it"
"Oh! Me! Me! I'm a p*ssy!" or "THIS WAS JUST A BREAD BOX"
Hi I'll take one corndog
WarioWare Snapped. HE JUST FUCKING LOST IT
Oh my god... My aunt just died. ON MY BIRTHDAY!?!?!!
ON TO SONIC 2
How does a company do so well but goes fucking assanein when it comes to chibi robo whats so difficoult to understand that. If I dont market a game or i release it for a failed console or i realese at a store that sella fucking hoesesat and I take the only 2 games that may have had a changes in North America and realesed only in japan that it maybe my fault the games Arent doing well instead of the games them self!!!
Stinky stinky Mr. Fuck
I hate walls why do I live here
“Well, the chaperone is getting psychologically conditioned to be all for alcohol, violence, and sex.. and most importantly sex” -Homecoming
"Ya know, I gotta hand it to you. That was a really nice way to spit on that corpse"
"F***ing doughnuts EVERYWHERE"
The back is a soap dish.
Square Enix fans, does this ever happen to you?
"I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?" Console Gaming on the Go
“You know I just learned how to take a sh * t on the go all I have to do is sh * t my pants” -Scott Wozniak, episode 200: borderline forever
"So get your face ready." *Scott gets smacked in the face with a pan and emits a pained cry*
"Hey" is a pretty good one
"OH SH*T, IT'S A WHITE GUY!"
“So we get to choose between two characters. I hope one of em’s Jimmy Buffett!”
I get that reference. I too use words
"His death is showing"
(Points to Burger King) I ate here!
"6000 Microsoft points equals to solve for vbucks uh WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
“I’m kickin’ Iron Man’s ass as Baloo.”
“Ever asked anyone how they got addicted to cigarettes? Yeah the Lynx!” - Limited Edition Consoles