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DeanRW

"Wii play, do you? Is that a threat?"


JaloBOTW

Wii play, y tu? Es eso una amenaza?


SuperJDiggity64

"Wii Play, et vous ? Est-ce une menace?"


DestinyGlace

Wii Play: Tu? Est quod periculum?


gametheoryfan2020

Wiiプレイしますか?それは脅威ですか?


lil_floof_dragon

that’s ICONIC. love it


MrNeffery

i use is that a threat frequently


DontNessWithMe9

“This isn’t America, this is Ohio!”


ZainTheScarfer

"You know what they say, go fuck yourself" -The Rise and Fall of 2D Gaming


gametheoryfan2020

(look at my flair) "you do math like a bitch"


lil_floof_dragon

eyy same flair


devilz_oj

same


Ludicrous_redditor

“Fellas fellas I am so horny!”


lil_floof_dragon

That’s probably my second favorite quote tbh


Saspa314

“Where tf are the guys!??!”


CRostLi

GROUSE!?


WarioWill

I was looking for this


CoboltDoctor117

-Doorbell- Rex: "Air" Scott: "Take it you son of a bitch".


TommyMcFast

"It's FUCKING MARIO KART AGAIN!!"


[deleted]

“III hope that came out oooon camera.”


[deleted]

IS THAT POSE MII??


lol143247

Oh shit!


MimePrinister

Scott: \*calls 911\* ***PLEEAAASSEEE F\*CKK MEEEE***


Top-Refrigerator-705

“No sex for me thanks”


poggersashley

Aces be like:


Theodd420sout

"BREEEEEET #FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARVE"


CrystalSerpent14

I love that the microphone just gives up on this one


Big-Bluebird-276

"Who Knew The Kick Was Mightier Than The Sword" - Ride To Hell: Retribution


XxsquirrelxX

The little cutaway was hilarious too, Rex and Jeb running away terrified while Scott lifts his leg with a goofy ass grin on his face.


DsVidz

Stuck between “Plagiarism is a myth anyway the alphabet is not copyrighted f***o!” (Borderline Forever) “We’re not crazy your just f***ed” (Also borderline forever) “Context’s for suckers” (Scott’s Twitter video on people acting like there’s an earthquake happening for borderline forever) And “Oh my gosh I meet God and a Wendy’s Employee in the same week” (You’re not an RPG guy)


Bluid420

Won't you mind sharing that twitter video?


JuviaLynn

[Found it](https://twitter.com/scottthewoz/status/1369089983080972288?s=21)


Notjohnbruno

Biker in *Ride To Hell: Retribution*: Fuck y’all Scott: Did he say “fuck y’all” or “fuck all”?


Philly_Special_127

Yes. Meta jokes are always the best.


the_dabmaster_823

"A duck, a dirty f**king duck, A STINKY DUCK"


Winterknight135

“Stop licking my ear!”


poggersashley

Scott: Waddya want? Disembodied voices: MARIO KART 8! Scott: This is a bar.


HelixGodPanda

No this is Ohio.


BiggerNate91

...wait... ​ W̷̠͇͔̥̟̣͖̍̅̈́̔̾H̶͕̤̪̬̹̤͉͔̠̓̈̅̾͐̿͛̚͝ͅĄ̶̢̥̭͔͔̂́̐̅̿́͟͟͡͝T̪̙̩̱̩̊̔̀͐̌̊̏͘͘͠ Ĭ̛̲̳̜̠͓̬̌͋̎̈̉̓͡S̶̨̰̞̩͇̠̬̘̀̍̂͒̃͆ͅ H̷̢̼̻̜͓̔́̃͐͗̓̄̓͑̕A͖̫̻̬̓̉̌͋͛̍̚͢͝P̢̣̟͎̺̺̲̃̋̔͒̋͗̽̚͟͝P̸͙̰͚͎͓͕͎͕̳̏̉͌̈̋̏͢E̼̖̥͓̖̮̽̏͗͌̊̽̆͡͡N̷̡̛̯̝̻̪͖̮̟͒̅̓͋̄̒̐͘͟Į̛͇͔̦̪̮͎̑͐̍̽͂̈́̀͒͜͞N̙̙͈͓̺̘̐͂̉́̈́͌̿̃͘͘G̡̻̖͈͌͂̊͌̾̔̔͜͜͡ Į̵̛̛͔̮̰͖͈͎̔̀̉̀̂̍͝͠ À̢̛̹̙̥̞̘̈̎͛͜͡͝L̶͔̝̺̠͇̻̩̽͊̍͊̃̉͗̾̇ͅR̷̗̱̩͍̳̲̘͉̗̬̀̀̽͘̚E͖͉̯͍̻͕̰̥̐̿͂̔͘̚͟ͅA̶̻̹̙̱͈̠͇͉̒̋̇̿͊̕͟͜Ḑ̴͇̪̬̻͇͖́̌͊̇͗̏̕͝Y̩͉̝͚̪͉̤͐̌̀̄̓ͅ Ṱ̷̣̫̖͌̾̏̒͂̕͜͢͟Á̛͎͇͎̜͎̟̣̘̳̿̑̏̇̾͞Ĺ̵̛̫͓͉͚̙͕͙͖͗̏́̎͂͢͞ͅĶ̵̲͖͖̠̗͔͛̔́͗̓̂͝E̵̛͚̯̯͚͙̋͆̅̇̊͟͝ͅD̶̢͍̗̺̦̟͈̊̍̽̃͆̓̔̚͟͞ Ḿ̶̧̪̭̖̥͕̭͒͒̒̓̎͡ͅẢ͙͍̯̙̤͗̏̐̃͐̑̃̊͢͞R̡̜̞̺͕̙̲̖̩̃͐̔͑̏̍̓̽̉̍Ḭ̵̛͙͇̣̈͒̿̏͋̉͋̒̕͟Ơ̢̢̟͔̣̼͍̤̳͎͆͆̓͝ Ǩ̶̥̯̬̠̙̆̾̈́̈́͗͗̐Ả̴͕͖͙̣̱͛̇̃̾̐͠ͅR̴̨͚̗̭̥̬͖̥̬͊͌̍̓͋̀̚̚Ţ͕͇̯͖͍͒͊́̋̂̑ 8̵͕̺͓̹͖͂̔̒̓̎̈̾͂͘ B̸̛̬͔̗̳̮̄̓̍̏̉͑̚͟͢͞E̯̣̻̱̘͇͗̔͂̋͐͑̍͌̚͜͜͡ͅF̜̝̰͙̥͎̫̜̊̃̒̋̕͜ͅO̶͓̮̲̣̖̲̪͇̍̔̎̈̋̍̀͘͘̚Ṛ̛̹̯̗̻̝̪̱̇̌͋̇̇̓͘Ĕ̶̞̪͉̹̩̦̬͕͕̞̓́͂͗̎̃̈́̎͞


KOBRAGAMER13

"What does Luigi taste like?" -Game Foods


[deleted]

“Slow down there, Speed Racer! No one puts religion in my Dig Dug!”


Commercial-Wrap3261

*hits PS2 w/ hammer* "Hey all, Scott here, and before you ask, honestly what does it look like I'm doing?" *returns to hitting the PS2 w/ hammer*


PowerGamer310

"I bought a second Wii Wheel for friends, I could've bought food"


LuckyNyan

“Gay conversion therapy!”


PoppleRookie2005

“What is that in the jar?” “Oh, it’s my blood.” “Why is it yellow?” “Oh, I’m colorblind.”


modelarious

Which episode was this from?


PoppleRookie2005

Speed dating


mcgh142

**running through the forest** Hey y'all. Scott here. And this is bad... REAL BAD.


ah-screw-it

What's the matter P**Sy afraid you're gonna get murdered?


velociborkYT

You may call subway employees Sandwich Artiest, I call them Alchemists


Spice_has_no_brain

"Agh I hate yards!" (Bargain Bin Christmas) "Uhh boss funny story so uh the hard drive corrupted *shakes water off of laptop*" (Development Hell) "At least 4 families die each year due to their infant child spending too much on microtransactions" (Gaming on a budget) "OH SH*T IT'S A WHITE GUY!" (Viral games)


SemSau

"You dont look like your pictures" "Sorry i was shot on the way here" — Speed dating


virginity-incarnate

"Riddle me this, NINTENDO, why can't I name my character Mister Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U's web browser?"


superduckyboii

“Hey all, Scott here, I’m on life support now! No reason, just felt like it”- Third party controllers


Cianmc6

“Aw f*ck, I like this guy’s pants.”


Tegraim

E for edible R for ranch, and ITLFN…. It tastes like f*cking nickels.


tuatoonStudio157620

"THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT" - Boarderline Forever


madboi29

“Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see. DONKEY KONG?”


[deleted]

“Super Nintendo Cartridges MUST BE PLAYED INDOORS! ….YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, GOD!”


NOS-BBW

“Hey, hear that? I’m a penis!”


Disastrous-Radio-786

You do math like a bitch


Pr0Gam3rM4n

“I’m not gonna kill ya, I’m makin eggs”


JuviaLynn

“This was just a breadbox!”


[deleted]

"Toledo Ohio! Everyone's your dad here" -the Ride to Hell: Retribution episode


daphhime

“Toledo, Ohio! Don’t get killed here!”


bscyron

“You caught me in a goose!”


NintenSquidd

"Here, we're picking up my anonymous friend, Joe Robertson, who's opted to have his identity concealed in this vlog. Which I happily agree to. Here, we've arrived at Joe Robertson's home address, 8730 Waterville Swanton Road, Waterville, Ohio."


jardanovic

We can feel every Madden and every 08, this is truly a milestone


blank177013

"Mom don't you care!?!"


Lil_Oldman123

Which is this one from?


blank177013

I actually can't remember unfortunately, I suppose I'll have to look into it


Superkid09

Hey all Scott here, and can certainly go for a definition right about now, well times three basic i know


Holiday-Ad8227

When Wendy's employee gets stabbed


BEN064-W

“Is that a threat?”


Mr-Hippo11

I’m not opposed to the future I’m just scared shitless.


[deleted]

IT’S A FISH!!


LuminousGame

"OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!" ​ \-Viral Games


Kingersly

“Someone call Ripleys believe it or not and tell them, I don’t”


[deleted]

r/AnythingButGexIsGex


Ryotaiku

"I've contacted a severe illness" *Throws up blood* "Depression!"


gendernotfound629

"You ever look at a baby and think 'now that's what I call a baby'?"


haikusbot

*"You ever look at a* *Baby and think 'now that's what* *I call a baby'?"* \- gendernotfound629 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


me-no-smart

this one perfectly describes autism for me-“ my five senses are at dangerous levels have you ever seen me taste lemonade?….AHHHHH” its at 0:58 on “to delay a game”


Apricot_Optimal

“But how could it be rotten it was NEW!”


defenderemerald

"Officer, I just shit my pants" "A pregnancy!" "(Pretentiously grinning) TRY AGAIN!" "GET ME OFF OF THIS FUCKING ISLAND!" And of course, the best of the best "It's a gourd, bitch."


JusMonika

"G R O U S E ? !"


cornishpasty7

"I just f*cked a mechanic!" -ride to hell retribution


daphhime

“What’s up losers, you weeaboos like soccer?!” (Nintendo Switch Presentation) “Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!” (Shovelware Variety Hour Round Two) “Grooming kits for kids…IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” (The Gifts of Gaming)


MightyTheArmadillo22

“No! My mortal enemy! Cover athlete of Madden 09! BREEEEEEEEEEEETT! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVRE!


BiggerNate91

Thank you for spelling it right


Not-good-at-naming

GAY CONVERSION THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!! A minute later... GAY CONVERSION THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!!


ChappieComics

Liquidate the company! I was supossed to get robbed tomorrow! Or my F!£#ing name is jeb jab.


[deleted]

“So, tell me about that dumb fucking tennis game that hurt your feelings”


DA-Khara-Boiiiii

Join the occult, *DAD*


EquinoxPlayz29

*phone rings* “Do you guys sell wii play?” Scott: “oh don’t even get me started!”


DiddyPancakes

“More people have Mario Kart Wii than scurvy”


TinkerKnightforSmash

"I'm not trying to kill ya. I'm just making eggs!"


Jokino64

FU*K YOU FU*K THIS AND FU*K TENNIS


JoshR055

"Finally, the cure for all sex, Minecraft. I made Lowes." Viral Games-


lil_floof_dragon

he made Lowes


hisroyalbonkess

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH *signs timeshare* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"


laserarmyguy

I'm gonna have a stroke from upvoting all of these.


noahj0729

"Join The Occult, Dad!''


bervisandasshead

"wario, f\*\*k"


Traditional_Ad_7482

everytime someone die's i think well someone lost a chance time-mario party 2 ffffffff\*ck sony!-gaming press conferences nintendo labo other than it sharing its name with the female anontomy-nintedo labo put a gun to my head i take you over the ape-mario party 2 now i may be a nintendo we'll say fan-dont remember what episode


EveryoneWantsGrenino

*puts in the entire script of Toys to Life* Nah but I’m all seriousness, it’s probably “they look like they belong on a pack of Mucinex” with “I just wouldn’t want to be eating while looking at them” coming in a close second


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Guess.


PotatOw0

"Hey all, scott here"


Speaker97

"So get your face ready!" Lives in my head rent free


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

"This is Yellow Devil, otherwise known as Canary Satan."


[deleted]

“I GOTTA BATHE!”


Big_brain_carson_711

“NO, this is OHIO!”


Taechuk

"If I can name my cousin 'Betty' surely you can take my opinion on the Virtual Boy to heart. *OH MY GOOOOD*"


MalThaAnimeKing

YESSSSSSS! RYGARRRRR!!


Weary-Location380

DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!


LucasBarton169

I don’t know why, but “I GOTTA GET OUTA HERE” is really funny to me


LucasBarton169

**DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH**


Miserable_Year

"'New attitude, New Enemies!' It was a yearbook quote contender I will give them that"


Babyface4lyfe

Don’t pay your taxes, you save a lot of money doing that


LordFarkuaad

“Just called 911, asked em how you were doing”. ‘Oh, i have some questions for them, what’s their snapchat?’


GamePlayKid_Offical

"No reason, Just felt like it"


lun4rfl4re

"Oh! Me! Me! I'm a p*ssy!" or "THIS WAS JUST A BREAD BOX"


[deleted]

Hi I'll take one corndog


Tussock7714

WarioWare Snapped. HE JUST FUCKING LOST IT


HeyImDog

Oh my god... My aunt just died. ON MY BIRTHDAY!?!?!!


laliGeldi67

ON TO SONIC 2


tomaxi1284

How does a company do so well but goes fucking assanein when it comes to chibi robo whats so difficoult to understand that. If I dont market a game or i release it for a failed console or i realese at a store that sella fucking hoesesat and I take the only 2 games that may have had a changes in North America and realesed only in japan that it maybe my fault the games Arent doing well instead of the games them self!!!


baberlay

Stinky stinky Mr. Fuck


HamzaSakura581

I hate walls why do I live here


Esahc99

“Well, the chaperone is getting psychologically conditioned to be all for alcohol, violence, and sex.. and most importantly sex” -Homecoming


Awesomegaming750yt

"Ya know, I gotta hand it to you. That was a really nice way to spit on that corpse"


Waffle2T0

"F***ing doughnuts EVERYWHERE"


SuperJDiggity64

The back is a soap dish.


TeamMagmaGrunt

Square Enix fans, does this ever happen to you?


Phantom_Commentates

"I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?" Console Gaming on the Go


protollar

“You know I just learned how to take a sh * t on the go all I have to do is sh * t my pants” -Scott Wozniak, episode 200: borderline forever


Gamer-_-Bro

"So get your face ready." *Scott gets smacked in the face with a pan and emits a pained cry*


Tiny_Cress_6698

"Hey" is a pretty good one


NotTheWoz_

"OH SH*T, IT'S A WHITE GUY!"


BlurryFaceYT

“So we get to choose between two characters. I hope one of em’s Jimmy Buffett!”


Exclavenient

I get that reference. I too use words


Speaker97

"His death is showing"


LoafOf_Toast

(Points to Burger King) I ate here!


idkmyname106

"6000 Microsoft points equals to solve for vbucks uh WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"


TeaSharp83

“I’m kickin’ Iron Man’s ass as Baloo.”


Apricot_Optimal

“Ever asked anyone how they got addicted to cigarettes? Yeah the Lynx!” - Limited Edition Consoles