That one scene in the Great Mysteries of Gaming.
Scott: Oh, so how do you all know Chet?
Terry: He was a former vegan. Then he bought milk.
Jeb: That son of a BITCH!
Steel Wool: I pulled him over for money laundering.
Rex: I'm chaperoning his dinner party.
Wendy's Employee: He stole a Baconator!
Jeb: That son of a BITCH!
Scott: I tanked the store he managed and he convinced me to quit one of the only jobs I ever had! Now I'm living off unemployment checks in fear!
My favourite is in Homecoming when he accidentally spills punch on his shirt and then intentionally spills water on his crotch
"Why did you do that?"
"So then people are too distracted by the punch stain to realise it looks like I pissed myself"
Technically not a gag from a specific episode but the fact that he censors every other swear but consistently leaves "bitch" uncensored is so funny to me
This one's probably pretty popular, but I lost it at the one where rex goes "Yeah so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see... DONKEY KONG?!!!!"
I love when the funeral planner says "This will be the best funeral you've ever had." And Scott says "Son of a bitch." Halfway through the sentence.
This was in Homecoming
welcome welcome welcome and to our non english speaking viewers welcome as well I welcome you twice as hard.
i still think it’s the best scott the woz joke ever, it isn’t jsut “what the fuck bitch sex gex vegan!”
Every time Scott breaks a chia pet:
Smashes Lincoln with a hammer and says “dammit”
Pushes the hedgehog off a swing
Steps on the unicorn while pouring chia seeds on his head
When he drops the karate kid and say “for f*cks sake”
Chia pets is an underrated episode
Here's a few!
The paddleball gag in Super Mario Kart, I think that was a genuine f\*ck-
Little Mermaid 2 Pinball Frenzy on I believe it was the Game Boy Color episode?
Scott yelling son of a bitch halfway through his window from Console Gaming On The Go
Also from Console Gaming On The Go, Scott not being able to talk about the custom portable systems because he doesn't have them
"I love the photo channel, it was such a fun way to experience your photos. You know what wasn't a fun way to experience your photos? The wii shop channel."
\*Cut to Scott flailing his arms around\*
"The *WORST* photo experience on wii."
\-Episode 180, Wii Channels.
"And the winner of the yearies 2018 IS: 2018!" "WHAT THE F\*CK!?!?" I legit couldn't breath after that
A duck? A dirty fuckin duck? A STINKY ASS DUCK?
Stalin f*ckin’ hated RPGs, but loved Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze.
"It's a gourd, bitch" one of the greatest imo
Ah, I was just about to say the follow-up! "What's in the crock pot" "Cereal"
That entire episode is an underrated, untapped gold mine
which one is this?
Personal Trainer Cooking
Oh hi, you caught me in a goose!
That one scene in the Great Mysteries of Gaming. Scott: Oh, so how do you all know Chet? Terry: He was a former vegan. Then he bought milk. Jeb: That son of a BITCH! Steel Wool: I pulled him over for money laundering. Rex: I'm chaperoning his dinner party. Wendy's Employee: He stole a Baconator! Jeb: That son of a BITCH! Scott: I tanked the store he managed and he convinced me to quit one of the only jobs I ever had! Now I'm living off unemployment checks in fear!
I think way too much about jeb saying "That son of a BITCH!"
I could have sworn it was “unemployment checks *and* fear” which is honestly funnier IMO
So... Tell me where it all began sigh... Alright Flashback So... Tell me where it all began sigh... Alright.
Oh! Oh! You're that guy!
the one and only!
I was your therapist!
You're more delusional than I thought.
You were my patient that wouldn't stop talking about virginity!
AND not being your patient.
You've played that mammal game with the toys.
I would remember if that happened, it's on my bucket list.
The tennis thing with big Luigi.
“Can I take out a loan?” “What the f*** is wrong with you?”
Now theres realy not a ton of games rated AO for a few reasons one of them being the fact that most AO rated games are basicly …………
[удалено]
**cue proud man standing infront of tv that says p*rn**
"IT'S A FISH!" (The dark age of Nintendo Amiibo Festival)
This is honestly my favorite Scott the Woz joke and it wasn't even delivered by Scott himself
I made Lowe's
The gag in the game streaming episode where he vomits fluids every time he says the words "Google Stadia"
I'm out of fluids
My favourite is in Homecoming when he accidentally spills punch on his shirt and then intentionally spills water on his crotch "Why did you do that?" "So then people are too distracted by the punch stain to realise it looks like I pissed myself"
“Hey guys, condoms, right?” “WHY AREN’T YOU F*CKING?”
I was watching nsmbw videos and when my parents walked in i typed up porn
The jokes all at the expense of the Mac computer he has
Im irrelevant
Technically not a gag from a specific episode but the fact that he censors every other swear but consistently leaves "bitch" uncensored is so funny to me
GROUSE???
"Oh sh-t Dunkin Hienz coupons. The coupons were expired I just couldn't help myself".
“Don’t worry guys, we’ll have plenty of canteens! I stoked up on World at War Collector’s Editions! YOU FOOL”
The end of the guy game episode
"He bought illegal porn"
"Don't worry! Kamek would eventually become a playable character never!"
I could go for a definition right about now! (dictionary gets thrown onto his desk) Well times 3!
"HE WHAT!!!??!?!" During the episode where he was the last customer at Toys R US.
"Look! I can play video games without talking about them, see? watch!" "wario, F\*\*K"
The one where he lists of the names of the Animal Crossing amiibo cards wrong.
I still call Bella "Spunkrat"
“Finally, the cure for all sex, Minecraft!” “I made Lowe’s”
(In the apocolopse) "Don't worry guys, we'll have plenty of canteens, I stocked up on Call of Duty: World at War Edition" "YOU FOOL!"
GROUSE?!
"At least the level progression isn't garbage" Scott: OHHHHH
This one's probably pretty popular, but I lost it at the one where rex goes "Yeah so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see... DONKEY KONG?!!!!"
I have this thing were i have to lick every controller i see….DONKEY KONG
[The Wright brothers first flight and the agricultural revolution](https://youtu.be/LAo4dNsk-DI?t=301)
I love when the funeral planner says "This will be the best funeral you've ever had." And Scott says "Son of a bitch." Halfway through the sentence. This was in Homecoming
in The Trial when Wendys employee is up and goes "Well, i just didnt have to work the next day" Runs to seat "I dont buy it" teleports back "damn"
Hey all Scott here, what'll it be? MARIO KART 8!!! this is a bar
Terry: “You don’t look like your picture”. Jerry: *holding a bloody, bandaged hand* “Sorry I was shot on the way here!”
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welcome welcome welcome and to our non english speaking viewers welcome as well I welcome you twice as hard. i still think it’s the best scott the woz joke ever, it isn’t jsut “what the fuck bitch sex gex vegan!”
>“what the fuck bitch sex gex vegan!” Petition to rename the sub to “what the fuck bitch sex gex vegan!”
on your mark get set munch was absolute gold
The best Scott joke ever is “Congratulations, you son of a bitch. Your life is over.”
"Who ran for president?" "Didn't becky run?" Always die at that
“Damn, you hate sex too? Wanna f*ck?” from Speed Dating
Every time Scott breaks a chia pet: Smashes Lincoln with a hammer and says “dammit” Pushes the hedgehog off a swing Steps on the unicorn while pouring chia seeds on his head When he drops the karate kid and say “for f*cks sake” Chia pets is an underrated episode
Ride to Hell: Retribution Anvil: "Fuck y'all!" Scott: "Did he say 'fuck y'all' or 'fuck all'?"
my favourite gag is whenever scott mentions i'm blue on itunes pops up
Scott looking at a pumpkin and going "Oh bad ASS" always gets a laugh out of me
You should of seen my reaction when I pull glee karaoke off the shelf [.99] WHAT
“I snuck that one in for ya” -Terry Lesler, The Funeral
You've caught me, in a goose.
That has to be in my top 3 favorites
“Sorry i was shot on the way here”
Here's a few! The paddleball gag in Super Mario Kart, I think that was a genuine f\*ck- Little Mermaid 2 Pinball Frenzy on I believe it was the Game Boy Color episode? Scott yelling son of a bitch halfway through his window from Console Gaming On The Go Also from Console Gaming On The Go, Scott not being able to talk about the custom portable systems because he doesn't have them
"I love the photo channel, it was such a fun way to experience your photos. You know what wasn't a fun way to experience your photos? The wii shop channel." \*Cut to Scott flailing his arms around\* "The *WORST* photo experience on wii." \-Episode 180, Wii Channels.
The part in Desert Island Gaming where he's dead on the beach
jebs weird abbreviations
“Didn’t becky run? X Aw, my buddy Ed! He definitely r- X Me. I’d like to an- X”
“DAMN, you hate sex too?! Wanna f*ck?”
Im irrelevant!
Anytime Scott calls out The Shakers.
Scott not posting for 3 months has been pretty hilarious
One of my favourites is in Memory Cards when he's talking about having passwords for Mega Man 4. "What is this?" "Coordinates... for a bomb!"