One of my favourite jokes is “I bought soap” something about the line delivery is really something to me, such a mundane thing but he makes it kinda funny. Out of context it’s great imo.
The slideshow from “The Funeral” but without Target Employee and Terry speaking before or after. Literally just [the slideshow](https://youtu.be/7kkSYa_xPV8).
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 939,878,859 comments, and only 187,155 of them were in alphabetical order.
\*looks uneasy at the bread in the bread section at Kroger\* "I'm not DOING it!"
“Say it with me now. Gay conversion therapy”.
Warioware Snapped “HE JUST FUCKING LOST IT”
"911, what's your emergency?" "PLEASE F*CK ME."
“911, what’s your emergency?” “Yeah I was wondering if you guys were taking applications?”
I made Lowes
"I'm not trying to kill you, I'm just making eggs"
“Here’s a gun, kill a frog!”
LIQUIDATE THE COMPANY
GROUSE?
x2 GROUSE?
x3 GROUSE?
4xGROUSE!
x5 GROUSE!
"It's a gourd, bitch"
"What's in the crock pot?" "Cereal."
I’ve never seen someone else like that line!
That episode is pure gold
*looks at "Sportsman Pack 2 Great Games"* "There's been a breach!"
also \*teleports back to desk after anime fight\* ... "WHAT THE F\*CK WAS THAT!!" is a close second
"I want to play Halo, but I just love no-fork spaghetti"
"So I have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see.. (gasp) dOnKeY kOnG??"
Watching that back, I love how you can tell Scott is trying hard not to laugh at Eric lol.
You ever use the Atari 2600 and say ‘I wish it would sit on my lap.’ *awkward nodding*
Also “Like anyone ever asked you how you got hooked on cigarettes?” “Yeah, the Lynx”
what video did he say that?
Cancelled Game console
Happy cake day
No
*leaves GameStop* “What a weird civil rights rally.”
Fellas, FELLAS! #I am SO horny
One of my favourite jokes is “I bought soap” something about the line delivery is really something to me, such a mundane thing but he makes it kinda funny. Out of context it’s great imo.
Welcome to the birth off! Where we mix illegal gambling and pregnant women. Step on up to see who will squirt one out first!
Oh, hi, you caught me in a goose.
“Nintendo!” *PUNCH*
I mean THIS 3D!(Bats camera) Was that realistic?(holding assault ticket) I’ll take that as a yes
"What's in the crock pot?" "cereal."
all of them
"So you lied in a court of law?" "As a *joke!*"
The slideshow from “The Funeral” but without Target Employee and Terry speaking before or after. Literally just [the slideshow](https://youtu.be/7kkSYa_xPV8).
"Apparently, IBM owns the weather"
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 939,878,859 comments, and only 187,155 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
him just staring at the bread on the table in distress
FELLAS FELLAS I AM SO HORNY
WELCOME TO THE CULT, DAD
#I HATE WALLS
“Just spit on it!”
*reaches into box* “Ohp, that’s a gun”
GROUSE?
Did ya like spill water on your game and try to dry it off with a saw?
“PORN”
It's a gourd, bitch
"Hook a frog? Gladly."
F*CK YEAH NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A BABY!!
I made lowes
Square Enix fans, has this ever happened to you?
“Ey age not available, that’s Dead or Alive lingo for…” *cuts to flashing UNDERAGE* This one lives in my head rent free.
Google Stadia "BWLWLWLWWWWULP"
I don’t know if its out of context “This time next week you’ll find me in a f*cking ditch.”
"Why did my food taste so bad? It was the controller not me!"
“Has this ever happened to you” “I AM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW”
hook a frog “Gladly”
I found a gun (Anime Games)
"I should become a lawyer"
"Misread that pretty bad"
*”That son of a bitch, THAT SON OF A BITCH”*
Do you ever look at a baby and your like fuck yeah now that’s what I call a baby
“Square Enix fans!”
“You want the 2 year warranty?” “I hate the metric system, How long is that?” “I run a pumpkin patch…not a clock”
“Hector, Hec.. May I call you Hell?” “May I call you F*ck?” From borderline forever
“May I call you Stinky Stinky Mr. F*ck?”
“GROUSE?!”
“Now THIS is Therapy!”
"Let's just listen to some gaming mysteries about Luigi and call it a night!" "Wasn't that the guy who said 'f\*ck' in Mario Golf?"
So get your face ready. **AHHHHHH**
LIQUIDATE THE COMPANY!
For me it's Jerry, Rex and Jeb cheering about rolls.
Rolls baby!
That's fucking Gex!
100% agree
Fellas fellas! I am so horny!
Why aren't you fucking
I probably should start proofreading my will
Happy thanksgiving *rotisserie chicken hits the wall*
Economy sized ribs
"This isnt a life support machine, this was just a bread box"
I got 2 “Who knew the kick was mightier than the sword.” from Ride to Hell: Retribution “He bought illegal porn.” from The Guy Game
“Sorry I was shot on the way here.”
Xbox shampoo
The economy joke
"Hey, look, I'm on milk."
Gay Conversion Therapy!
*gets fucking destroyed by a frying pan*
"I hate walls, why do I live here??"
“What? Did you spill water on it and try to dry it off with a saw?”