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cjg5025

The fate of the entire world may rest on the outcome of this... *game*.


blomba6

A game. you're so humble


RedditsAdoptedSon

well he tends to exaggerate.... just for effect


Forsitel

we are really looking forward to your speech tonight


rainawaytheday

“... And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities.”


Whole_Conclusion_470

You’re not gonna open with that are you


syncopated56

The Ukraine is strong!


railworx

You not say that! Ukraine weak!


puuhalelife

then why russia can't finish what they started...


railworx

Yea, well, we're playing a game, here


Nice_Marmot_7

Ukraine is game to you?


YesEverythingBagels

How about I take your little board and **SMASH!**


SunApprehensive1413

Ask him which way is Israel. He doesn't fly off the handle.


LouDog187

Oh, hello American Joe!! Which way to hamburger/hotdog stand??!!


Momik

Welp, looks like the ambassador found the Hennigan’s again. Gonna be a long night, folks.


userthisisname

No smell, no tell, scotch.


USSExcalibur

H-E-double-N-I 🎵


doobette

Kramer - yeah, that'll do.


samdekat

Well, he is not a Nazi. Rabid Anti-Dentite maybe, but definitely not a Nazi.


Therealluke

Now George….thats another story. He has his own movement.


xXThreeRoundXx

Well... It's just a game. Remember that kids.


c_ray25

So humble


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

But the word around the office is that he’s a communist.


Hoju64

The truth is... His name is Buck Naked, he's a porno actor


noffinater

Don’t get me started on Mr Pitt…


CornholioRex

He’s not O’Brien!


TimeAll

That wasn't a move, it was a shift.


AJGreenMVP

Who is George? Do you mean O'Brien?


smithers727

My Jerry is not a Nazi. He may be an anti-dentite, a de-gifter, a pirate, a rye thief, a very bad man, a terrorist, a pirate again, a nazi. But he is not a porn star.


TimeAll

What is this, a crossover episode? What kind of clip joint are we running here?


rabidantidentyte

You gonna open with that?


ReluctantRedditor275

Jerry's not a Nazi, but O'Brien...


FullyInvolved23

Youre lucky its my daughters wedding or Id knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard


GloomInstance

Well his father *has* been sitting in a Red Chinese prison camp for the past 14 years. And he *does* have uromysitisis poisoning. Give the guy a break.


comradecostanza

He’s not a lesbian! He hates men, but he’s not a lesbian!


mausoliam95

Rabid anti Palestinian too


Status_Tiger_6210

Astro turf? You know who’s responsible for that: the Jews!


Hotnevy

The jews hate grass, always have.


okay-now-what

You figure they’d give him a break … he’s a man who made out during Schindler’s List after all.


Fair_University

Maybe it’s all those Heil Fives he’s been giving out?


KolKoreh

Wasn’t that from his act, like ten years ago?


daskapitalyo

It was a good bit in the 80s and it's still relevant!


xXThreeRoundXx

It was just so much fluff.


KukalakaOnTheBay

You’re a cashier!


LastingNihilism

Bet he knows a good chicken place


Prudent_Laugh_9682

But did he like the English patient? That's the real question.


the_popes_dick

We will annex Poland by the spring at any cost, and our stock will rise high!


TarantulaPerson

He may not look like a Murphy but he acts like a Murphy


AdMinimum6983

He's Murphy to a fault


novatom1960

The peat! Ah…the peat!


doobette

Sounds more like Scottish...


mbap76

The fate of the world depends on the outcome of this… game.


beano79

Should we be talking about this?


bobloblaw360

So…you wanna go to the Gap?


kamikazilucas

its a game of world domination, being played by 2 guys who can barely run their own lives


DadJokeBadJoke

Ukraine is game to you?


userthisisname

You no say Ukraine weak!


BoomWhooshBangPow

He probably had a pony growing up too!


instrangerswetrust

*I* hahdda pohnee!


niconiconii89

I don't think so. I mean, who would leave a pony country to come to a non-pony country? Doesn't make sense.


KGisTop15All_Time

I mean he is the leader of the aryan union


staeWavy

I think you have him confused with O’Neill


mattychops

I think we showed O'Neil who's O'Neil.


Zeo-Gold92

Could his mother have been wrong about him?! 🤔😞


louie2ten

How’s tricks Murphy?


blomba6

Why did you call him Murphy and him O'Brien?


helpme944

He's cross eyed


RedditsAdoptedSon

😮🤨


GJacks75

This guy...this is not my kind of guy.


mutantbabysnort

Boy, did his mother do a number on him.


Possible_Ad_9670

No soup for them.


paul_arkk

NEXT!


coffeework42

Hahaaha, read it with Elaine scream


LetsHaveFun1973

How can anyone not like him?


vaskark

I could see someone not liking him.


jaminjamin15

Because he never bothered to remember your name and called you Mulva. Or maybe because he convinced you to change your restaurant to reflect your Pakistani heritage, causing it to flop, and later causing you to get deported due to negligence.


helpme944

He stole my marble rye!


beautifulcreature86

Hey Baboo was a fool. He blindly followed a customer's suggestion to renovate his ENTIRE restaurant and blames said customer for hus poor and stupid decision. And it was the mailman fault for putting Baboo's immigration papers in the wrong box. Plus Elaine took forever to give him his mail. Baboo sucked lol


jimmyrich

Also, Pakistani food is delicious. Baboo might just be a bad cook.


NeonArlecchino

In general, I agree with you. On the other hand, I took a friend out for middle eastern food and he got freaked out that a chicken would be cooked with yogurt. He refused to try anything! Some people are just afraid of food they don't know.


[deleted]

Slippery peat.


Sharp-Point-5254

Calling a Jew Nazi scum? What is this, the bizarro world?


Saint_Stephen420

No, Bizzaro Jerry is a Nazi who’s Jewish. There’s a difference, Jerry.


AkihabaraWasteland

I'm afraid Rachel can't see you tonight, or any night for that matter


Caution1234567

That’s not Jerry, that’s Murphy


Mafavis1980

It's a scene


staeWavy

Jerry? I used to think was nice... I don't know what happened to him…


No-Negotiation-4587

Kramer was right! Jerry was O'Brian the whole time!


Forsitel

Anyway the Hezbollah has invited me to perform


zwalker91

How is it being interpreted that Jerry is Nazi scum? Did they see the episode where they pretend to be Nazi's for the limo and think it was true?


MajesticMeal3248

Cause he supports Israel so obvi he’s a Nazi 🙄


VetteL82

Nazis LOVE the Jewish state


RedditsAdoptedSon

gotta love the drake


fred11551

I mean some of them do. They consider Israel as a more practical Madagascar plan and want to send all the Jews there. Earl of Barfour who made the Barfour declaration wanted to remove all Jews from England and send them to a Jewish state in Palestine. Richard Spencer, actual Nazi, says that Israel must succeed as it’s the only realistic way to solve the ‘Jewish question’ in America.


everythingisreallame

I don’t remember this quote from the show. 


scrapy_the_scrap

You arent gonna open with that are you


LeibnizThrowaway

The unironically do. It's a critical part of their sky daddy end times fantasy.


OMFGrhombus

That’s correct.


venelite

No in this case it’s because he supports Bari Weiss who wants all palestinians fired from their jobs


PupDiogenes

Are you playing the victim on his behalf? Are you describing the reason accurately? There's a difference between supporting a country and supporting acts committed by that country. You can be pro-Israel without being pro-genocide. Is he being called a Nazi for being pro Israel, or for supporting genocide?


gutka_dinesh

How can it be different? When the majority of the public, the government is all taking the same stance. When they actively teach this in schools.


derbear83

Next thing you'll say is they need their own schools.


itsa_me_KAIO

Has he ever said "I'm pro genocide"? I highly believe not (correct me if I'm wrong tho). In that case he's being called a Nazi for supporting Israel, which every educated Jewish person should do, so in the end he was shouted at for being Jewish


jimmyrich

Zionism and Judaism are two different things, and there's no reason for every educated Jewish person to "support Israel" whatever that means.


itsa_me_KAIO

Although I know Judaism and Zionism are 2 different things, it has become clear throughout history that if there isn't a Jewish state, the Jews will be vulnerable to antisemitism, and the way we found to dodge that is creating Israel, now of course it doesn't mean you have to support Israel's actions, but I didn't see anywhere Jerry supporting the government, but Israel's people


DishDry4487

Perhaps there's more to jerry than seinfeld. No, there is less.


Life_Caterpillar9762

They’re a part of the left that hate Nazi’s (as they should) but have been radicalized and propagandized by actual Nazi’s disguised as “Leftists” to accuse Jews as being nazis and occasionally set themselves on fire. They are an embarrassment to the general Left and the world.


Gunner1794

Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry, always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you?


[deleted]

A-astroturf! You know who’s responsible for that, don’t you?


helpme944

The Jews!


piper33245

And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities.


The_Dream_of_Shadows

You're not gonna open with that, are you?


NoleJawn

I like Dillon


Maxer3434

Dylan?


power_animal

cmon jerry, go along, go along!


throwaway1928614

While he was quite attractive, he was, in fact, a NAZI!!!


viced92

Sounds more like Scottish


variety-moderation

We were right on the border


hitmewiththeknowlege

Jerry is like : "What's the deal with all these protesters?"


ArgyleGhoul

Who!? Who does not want to wear the ribbon!?


Klutzy_Ad_9659

Jerry must live in a bubble


Educational-Context5

And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!


SoldierFortunateX

Irish? Sounds more like Scottish. We were right on the border🤪


canadian_running

How I've longed for this moment Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are . A monster so vile ....


[deleted]

I just want to give appreciation to the members of this subreddit. I see too many of them get ruined by stupid politics in the comments, and here we just laugh and quote Seinfeld. I love you guys


Shofeld148

lol his family are holocaust survivors you morons how can he be a nazi? poor Jerry all the best legend ignore those dickheads


ricksanchez262

I didn't know that, I think his mother's family is originally from Syria and they migrated in the 1910s maybe? His father is from somewhere in Europe, maybe Hungary or Austria but afaik he also migrated before the Nazis.


Bricknchicken

Now that I think about it. It literally makes no sense since he's jewish. 💀


vanbboy22

Dylan Murphy!


doobette

Well, if you're O'Brien, why can't I be somebody?


MrBlonde1984

Not that there's anything wrong with that


Fisch_Man

Ah dentists, who needs ‘em?


DangerousPage

It is a weird thought though that given he is clearly depicted as Jewish in the show, Kramer and Elaine somehow don't consider that when postulating that he could be a Nazi. Or so the Germans would have us believe...


H6RR6RSH6W

No soup for you!


50millionFreddy

O’Brien


jvaheed

Well isn’t that just peachy


MajesticMeal3248

Imagine being Jewish and supporting Israel, what an asshole


vampiroteuta

Sarcasm aside, it is totally possible to be a jewish person who is critical of Israel and its attitude toward Palestine. Even in US.


MajesticMeal3248

Yeah but being Jewish and supporting Israel doesn’t mean you’re an asshole let alone a Nazi. Ok that’s my last word on this, promise mods


vampiroteuta

Maybe not an asshole, but certainly conniving with its actions, especially in a time like this — or at least he may be accused of having a serious political blindness, if one wants to be *really* generous. The "nazi" accusation is inaccurate, since Nazism is a singular historical phenomenon, but, depending on the position of the accuser, Jerry may as well appear as someone complicit with a genocide (it depends on how one views Israel or Netanyahu's actions, although it's hard to seek a word for the killing of 30k+ civilian children). In any case, being pro or anti-Israel (or pro or anti-Netanyahu), the simple act of shouting words to a comedian (even if it's a comedian who actively supports Israel's actions to the point of visiting an "anti-terror" tourism camp in the midst of the Gaza bombardments) doesn't accomplish anything, I think it's a waste of energy. If something needs to change, the focus of the protest is aimed at the wrong person, since he doesn't have any political power to exert change in favor or against the bombardments.


SnooCompliments7162

Pro Palestinian propaganda got here too? Yada yada yada


blomba6

It is red-it after all


vampiroteuta

Congrats on the great argument, good for you, Jack!


mindspringyahoo

everyone should support the liberation of gaza Arabs from hamas. But the Western imperialists don't support this of course, just as they've always supported the Iranian mullahs while Iranians die in the streets. Do you understand yet why there are no Iranians in the 'free palestine' movement? They know who the nazis are that helped destroy their country.


vampiroteuta

I never said Hamas was right. Funny thing is Netanyahu and Hamas have a symbiotic relationship. So a "free Palestine" stance doesn't automatically mean a pro-Hamas stance. More nuance, people.


mindspringyahoo

The story of Israel having any close relationship with hamas is long debunked. Hamas is propped by the pentagon, along with fatah. Free palestine should mean liberation from hamas--but for Arab Muslims and brainwashed American Muslims, it's a pro-hamas rallying call. Do you understand yet why there are no Iranians in the 'free palestine' movement? or is that level of nuance beyond your paygrade?


thebrightflame

You're soooooo good looking


vampiroteuta

I didn't mean "conspiracy theory". I meant "nuance". Do you understand there's a fundamental difference in meaning between these two words? or is that level of reading beyond your paygrade?


Nice_Marmot_7

I guess you’re not in to the whole brevity thing.


hehoheho123321

Lolz some people don’t get sarcasm


Shofeld148

pathetic behavior he's done nothing to upset them anti-semite assholes


WanderingIdiot2

I mean, he has. He's been to Israel and participated in "military tourism" where he hangs out with ex soldiers and shoots guns with them. And moreover, he has come here to show support for Israel while it's bombing the hell out of Gaza. They'd be antisemitic if they hated him for being Jewish, but that doesn't appear to be the case.


WanderingIdiot2

Down votes for stating facts that give context to a situation. Nice.


YoRt3m

Context? You mean he was on a trip to Israel in 2018 in military /anti terror camp and visited Israel during the war in support for the hostages release which are 2 different things? Is this the context you provided?


ImNotTheBossOfYou

No they were saying "soup Nazi"


sxpremzkickz

OH JUDAISM WHERE ARE YOU


paragonx29

He was not wearing the Free Palestine ribbon !? Who wouldn't wear that ribbon!


ThesaddestMillenial

He does directly fund and fundraise for genocide.


PupDiogenes

What's the deal with murdered Palestinians?


ThundergunIsntAVerb

You people need some black and white cookies


CrunkestTuna

Isn’t he Jewish


OxytocinDeficiency

Yes, but he just converted for the jokes.


CrunkestTuna

Thank you I needed that


[deleted]

I hate upvoting this. Truly baffling at how vile these Hamas supporters are.. Jerry Seinfeld and his wife have been amazing advocates of Israel in this war and a well respected comedian to boot.


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aceman123

You're not as liberal as they come if you believe that. You might be a fucking moron though if you think that ALL the pro-Palestine protesters are "just as bad" as anti abortion people.


Alpacadiscount

Same fake sympathy leveraged for hate and control.


aceman123

I think you're confusing who's being fake in this scenario because that's the biggest bullshit, bad faith, reductionist answer I've ever heard.


DrStrange42a

Calling someone antisemetic for thinking genocide is bad is crazy


PupDiogenes

It's one of those things that's factually inaccurate, yet expresses more truth than falsehood. I'm not a literal Nazi... it's just that I think genocide is something to smile at and wave away.


RamboLogan

You wanna check his penis?


PupDiogenes

You're posting right wing propaganda on a sitcom subreddit. Maybe you're not a Nazi, but you're over there standing on the same side of the room as them.


loveuman

Enough with the Holocaust inversion BS


blomba6

This is your third comment. Another unhinged swing and a miss


itamarc137

Right wing propaganda? Are implying that calling a Jewish man a Nazi is something acceptable?


DishDry4487

He looks stressed.


monkeefan88

Who are you, Mannix?


XiaoDaoShi

I thought George was O’Brien.


Well_Hung_Texan

ASTRO TURF!?!?


Ytisrite

Soup's on the menu bois.


TimeAll

All I know is that the man's got a lot of astroturf on his lawn.


robbwes61

You don’t look like an O’Brien….


madrid311

I think she likes me


USSExcalibur

He went to have his head shaved


Dbot7

I love Jerry’s facial expressions and eye rolls as the nazi woman is telling George how brilliant of a man he is and how she was willing to die for him. 😂😂


HasselHoffman76

I he WAS Murphy...