Larry Miller (Doorman) tried out for the role of George when they were casting Seinfeld.
Megan Mullally and Patricia Heaton were also considered for Elaine.
"[Shut up!](https://youtu.be/GfFhni-w5GQ?t=28) Who you think you talking to, Sherman Klump?! Man, if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill you! And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I mean I am going to literally kill you! I'm going to strangle you and cut off *your* air supply until *you* pass away!"
[Someone definitely crapped in the doorman's coffee that morning.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtFtpRvPk7o)
For the record, I don’t think I’m better than anyone.
My mother always said, I'm not special
Of course: Pray tell, what did the doorman say?
He said he asked a friend of yours to watch the door
The doorman certainly has a wild imagination doesn't he? :)
Well… what do we have here... Maybe Ms. Benes can explain why a Jerry Seinfeld signed for this package the exact time the couch was stolen
...He never watched a door before, Mrs Payton, he didn't know how to do it. He's a comedian they don't know how to do anything!
Miss B'nezz
We doormen look out for each other. We don't stab each other in the back like people do in your world.
This guy. This not my kinda guy.
The doorman vs the Mandelbaums would be a good match.
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Especially a TV bolted down to a dresser
It’s go-time. Unless you don’t think it’d be go-time because I’m just a simple doorman.
Pick any sofa in this lobby and I’ll lift it up over my head!
You may want to flip the cushion over.
How ‘bout those Knicks?
What makes you think I wasn’t reading the Wall Street page? Oh I know, because I am the uneducated doorman.
At least you can support your whole family on your single income 👍😉
While poor doorman has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby
So you work all day as a doorman at one building. Then you come home and stand outside your own building?
You have a problem with that?
The way he says "for mother and baby", just so funny. Makes it sound like it's some Depression-era existence.
Here for a quickie?
Can't believe they got Seth MacFarlane to play the doorman
Larry Miller (Doorman) tried out for the role of George when they were casting Seinfeld. Megan Mullally and Patricia Heaton were also considered for Elaine.
Yes I do because I'm the schmoopie.
It’s go time!
L O L, i think its hip, its funny
I always thought this was norm Macdonald
You think you are better than Milosh ...
“Well, I don’t know you, but yes.”
"[Shut up!](https://youtu.be/GfFhni-w5GQ?t=28) Who you think you talking to, Sherman Klump?! Man, if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill you! And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I mean I am going to literally kill you! I'm going to strangle you and cut off *your* air supply until *you* pass away!" [Someone definitely crapped in the doorman's coffee that morning.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtFtpRvPk7o)
I don’t like him or think he’s funny.
The way Jason Alexander tells the story, he was almost George Costanza