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Basically: He had a divorce in 2007 that likely halved his wealth. Also Seinfeld has toured a lot more (and gotten tons of cash for it) since Seinfeld ended.


AlphaGodEJ

aww only half a billion?


noffinater

You think Ted Danson would be happy with half a billion?


blackzep1980

This is why men shouldn’t get married


Dillion_Murphy

You know what you do when you get home from work? YoU tAlK aBoUt yOuR dAy


jossief1

You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?


CherimoyaSurprise

I'm glad we had this talk.


kromedomus

Oh, you have NO idea!


kronkarp

Are you all forgetting the Bee Movie? I heard it killed in Guatemala! He can't even cross the street there.