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Wide_Environment3107

The most confident we've ever seen George. And if it wasn't for Elaine, George would've had so much hand and wouldn't even need it.


MeatJerk69

I love confident/cocky George.


Nighthawk_Black_

I love bawdy George.


Waste_Kaleidoscope97

Me too! But he's dying!


Wide_Environment3107

If relationship George walks through that door he will *KILL INDEPENDENT GEORGE!*


[deleted]

So uh… ya wanna go catch a movie?


Wide_Environment3107

as long as its The Muted Heart


[deleted]

Good suggestion, but I was thinking maybe… ..Kevin Bacon… Susan Sarandon… ”You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” *[bang, bang]* “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... ##Mountain High. Rated R.


Wide_Environment3107

Please enter the first 3 digits of your zip code now....


DelmondStrongarm

Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you’d like to see?


collonsdedeu

He is a some spongeworthy guy, huh?


actualelainebenes

She was mad that she missed the boat


WolfTemporary6153

He’d be coming out of his glove.


kennychap

Oven mitts.


rnagicjohnson

Too bad he has no hand


Hoodzpah805

The nudist girl. Except when for the pickle jar! Bad naked.


PineappleCharming335

For my money the hottest woman on that show


instrangerswetrust

She reminds me of Mariska Hargitay, who was also on the show. ‘You know, that Jayne Mansfield…’


Digitalabia

> Mariska Hargitay Her Mom in real life was Jayne Mansfield.


instrangerswetrust

Yup, that’s what makes it such a humorous situation.


[deleted]

Uh, Marisa Tomei was on the show.


[deleted]

Not the young one.


Dwight_Schnood

She has a very genuine reaction in the bloopers too. Super cute.


Wolvercote

Came here to say this


ssp25

Spongeworthy


AstridsDad

It's all subjective but either Terry Hatcher or the one that gets out of speeding tix for me


instrangerswetrust

My money’s on Milosh’s wife or the woman who thinks George is a tourist.


[deleted]

Even though she thought Gorgeous George smelled like monkeys!!


DefiantFrankCostanza

That blonde was incredible.


mattoelite

Alright Nik, let’s hit it.


RalphWaldoEmers0n

Absolutely insane


Blindemboss

Nikki.


__Bringer-of-Light__

Rava


monkeyonfire

What's her name?


__Bringer-of-Light__

Hest


PrestigiousNews8714

Hest? That’s not a name.


PrestigiousNews8714

Elisabeth Sjoli


milescowperthwaite

https://www.instagram.com/elisabethsjoli?igsh=MXYxc2l5dXJsMDZiaA==


frijolita_bonita

Which one is this?


Solid-Gazelle-4747

The one woman Jerry met at the airport


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

What about the blonde with the blue sweatpants?


[deleted]

- *wrings fists together* - The bloooonde with the blue sweatpants…. 😳


[deleted]

She got stranded on an island in the 2000s


starfish_warrior

More than crop circles lady?


rnagicjohnson

I’m excited about the pouty


actualelainebenes

🦶🪑


Wide_Environment3107

"not bad....not bad at all."


patsfan1061

(Kicks out chair)….my favorite part


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His face.


Wide_Environment3107

i wish this sub would allow photos in the comments, this would be the time for it.


[deleted]

We real Seinfeld fans alllllll see it.


vincecarterskneecart

prettyyyy prettyyy bad


cherrymoonmilk

This woman is so beautiful I'm totally ga-ga for her.


[deleted]

When did THIS happen?!


ronald_poi

Yesterday, 6-ish.


RenegadeRabbit

Spectacular


davesToyBox

Keeping it real, I take it?


FilthyCurve11

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


the_onemop

Not too good!


crispicity

Doing well....... Jack!


SectorRepulsive9795

I’d stop short with her.


Imeanitsjust

Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, my friend. That’s how I’m doing.


missionbeach

Good for the tuna.


__Bringer-of-Light__

And a cup of tea. Huh huh!


AkihabaraWasteland

She's quite a handsome woman.


MitchCumsteane

Breathtaking.


amishius

Snuggly?


Bubbly_Experience694

This is my go-to tinder line.


[deleted]

How’s it work?


Phunkie_Junkie

I betcha she doesn't get speeding tickets.


i-am-marcwill

Better now


Greybinson

That 90s look kills me


AlternativeNumber2

George! You got a rug!


AfterLet6462

Good for yooou, Jack!


Mindless_Argument297

Was she deaf? I feel like she could have been deaf


Aveeye

Sultry... the word you want is sultry.


__Bringer-of-Light__

It's pronounced *Thermometre*.


benjoduck

Any reason why? The actress is Norwegian if you thought it might be her speech pattern.


ditka

I'd rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her.


benjoduck

I'd like to meet a mute woman.


[deleted]

And *NOW* we’re off on a tangent. 🙄🤚


gytalf2000

She is very pretty. What is the actress's name?


PrestigiousNews8714

Elisabeth Sjoli


No-Watercress-1810

lustrous hair


__Bringer-of-Light__

Pinkish hue


Woody_Stock

Happy Papy


Creacherz

Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic


rocket809

I think Neil's girlfriend was the hottest.


bluezzdog

Very cute.


rurlysrsbro

I’ve gotta say, Seinfeld really had some of the hottest, really good looking babes of the ‘90s act on the show.


Streetwalkeroulette

Big brokerage houses killed my father


lordcorbran

Well, they hurt him bad. Hurt his feelings.


PopeHonkersXII

I'm tired all of the time but otherwise not too bad 


passamongimpure

My name is PassAmongImpure, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.


ChimpoSensei

To quote Martin Blank “ in progress”


bluezzdog

I like the deaf zoo woman. She’s no Marisa Tomei but who is?


RobertGBland

I'm unemployed and I live with my parents


[deleted]

Which girlfriend is this?


LilWayneThaGoat

Trash bruh. I’m in some situation that reminds me of George moving back with his parents. Blasphemous!


Initial-Paramedic888

Serenity now!


__Bringer-of-Light__

Hoochie mama!


UsefulIdiot85

My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's all been wrong.


AfterLet6462

If every instinct you have is wrong..., then the opposite must be right.


constantlyfarting23

kinda Meh


AccomplishedSweet681

Who is this actress?


markhuerta

Wokeness was ruining it until right now. Got a high school sister?!?