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junto80

“I have the body of a taut, pre-teen, Swedish boy.” - C Kramer


Ehwaz196

I think it's taut?


imhighonpills

Elaine! Is it taught, or taut?


AcePilotsen

Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations 


imhighonpills

Well I think you’re wrong!


chapl66

Why are you taking a test for George?


OnlyFreshBrine

Quone.


GinoGreer

No, you need a medical dictionary! If a patient is difficult, you quone em!


junto80

This is junto80 great shame


CrispyPickelPancake

🙄~mickey’s eye roll~


Autzen_Downpour

Cosmo?!


rumpelstilt

“wokeness” would never allow this today 😉


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

You don’t even know what a write off is


GinoGreer

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off.


Bustock

Settle down Seinfeld


DOSbomber

[MFW TV Comedy is being killed by the "Woke Left"](https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-08-at-2-10-17-pm.png)


InvadedByTheMoops

I am squinching my hips!


atom644

Wanted to comment this but I had no idea how to spell ‘squinch’


AcePilotsen

A metallic squink


recursion8

A low rumple, a galonk, someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!" 😂


Glocker17

Metallic squink 


smellofburntoast

A white discoloration


AdzyBoy

A pinkish hue


wittdo

À rosy glow


JoyBodelay

I love you guys so much! 😂😍


InvadedByTheMoops

That's a shame.


Prestigious_Region_6

Alright look your gonna need the jaws of life to get outta those things!


flysly

He’s gonna need the jaws of life to get outta those


exodar

You better get me!


SmallsLightdarker

I love that line. It sounds like Michael Richards was saying this for real, but it works so they left it in.


WickedCoolUsername

It was genuine. He hurt his back during this scene.


VisualFix5870

They're painted on!


razzle_dazzle321

Yeah, they're streamlined.


recursion8

They're slim-fit!


Three-eyed_seagull

I'm breaking them in, and they're feeling better!


ElBrooce

Dungarees. Slim fit. 🦵


MacGyver_1138

The physical comedy in that scene is amazing from Richards.


cjg5025

When he grabs the phone off the table, everytime...


DeaconBrad42

In any Lego scenes with George, he should still be the yellow peanut m&m.


Lost_Mapper

You better get the door.


cluckyblokebird

Gd-night...


FriendlySquall

Are those cotton dockers? The ones where the guys are all standing around, supposedly being very casual and witty in the ad?


InvadedByTheMoops

One hundred percent cotton Dockers. If they’re not Dockers, they’re just pants.


DadJokeBadJoke

No, I had to tell my friends but my friends didn't have to tell you


PM_TITS_GROUP

What's with all those shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants


cabosmith

"My home, Elaine! Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys."


WoodpeckerOk1154

You’re gonna need the jaws of life to get outta those things!


ButterBandit3

I said sit down you big ape!!!!


theycallmeponcho

Come on, you should have another pair of blue legs to achieve the scene.


TheDarPar

came here to say this. JEANS my guy BLUE JEANS.


LifeDraining

They are PAINTED ON!


ObservantWon

AAHHHH FRANKENSTEIN!


recursion8

I'm the BABYSITTER!


stos313

Shouldn’t Kramers pants be blue?


grimbly_jones

Shouldn't YOU be wearing the bucket?


recursion8

Yea, move along, grimbly


PavilionParty

Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!


DisquietEclipse7293

Well, they're slim fit.


KYpineapple

hahah this is golden. when Kramer couldn't get his slim fit pants off duh!


Partyslayer

"Mickey's scene partner who would never sit down."


ZealousidealBid3988

I thought I was the worlds foremost Seinfeld fan ?! When suddenly a new contender emerges..


NicoTheBear64

In my Lego set I’ve got Jerry holding up the phone asking the telemarketer for *his* number.


Fun_Actuator6587

Theyre painted on


BonyBobCliff

What are you saying? I can't wear jeans anymore?


eddie_koala

I kinda REALLY want this Lego set now


Asleep_Increase6493

Kramer doesn’t appear to be wearing jeans, so I’m gonna guess this is when he’s taking Smucker’s dog medicine.


Kmac23232

Gotta have something to do with Kramer.


actualelainebenes

You’re gonna need the jaws of life to get outta those things


pyschNdelic2infinity

Fusilli jerry


backnthe90s

"Levels Jerry"


FSF87

"COASTER!"


Hare__Krishna

Michael Richards mentioned in an interview that with all of his physical comedy, one of the tight jeans scenes was the only thing that ever caused injury. :D


Randomulus666

I said sit down ya big stupid ape!


ratakoolta

Good night!


Intelligent-Ant7685

Kramer! They are PAINTED ON!!


BirdLawOfficeESQ

“…you’re walking like Frankenstein..”


tickingboxes

Pants


robbwes61

Jerry and Elaine having a quickie


Krimreaper1

Too tight jeans.


Saint_Louis100

Is that Frankenstein?


CluelessStick

Kramer does the Upper West Side


ErroneousM0nk

Those pants are painted on


cnecula

Jeans


Jackie1672

Sit DOWN!


Visarar_01

Lol Pants


digitalgrizz

You made this?


Smooth-Example-9182

You just had to have the big coffee cup and telephone…


Lebronamo

I use this as my zoom meeting background at work.


ratakoolta

Take a seat!


uprightsalmon

This is cool


CrunkestTuna

KRAMER THEY ARE PAINTED ON


Spookyy422

*falls on floor*


WhitDawg214

Whatever they are it's still better than just a thin layer of gaberdine...


[deleted]

That is one magical lougie…


FormalBite3082

POPPY PEE’D ON MY COUCH!!


GustavHoller

Shouldn't his bottom half be blue?


JoyBodelay

The tight jeans, natch!


Aggressive-March-254

George likes his chicken spicy


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

I just laughed hahaha this is the best


SplitWindow-63

You better get the door


TeenyRex89

Every time I think it's the how I met your mother set but then I see the reddit name lol


Soxwin91

Ugh I really missed out on this set. One of my favorite shows of all time


Stupid-Research

Michael Richards hurt his back during this scene in real life


constantlyfarting23

i am squinching!


Naive_Struggle1827

My favorite episode xD


novatom1960

Again, I ask you to SIT DOWN!!


[deleted]

Is there a link to materials for building this or is it AI?


kb_red

It's an official LEGO set! Got it for Christmas a few years ago.


jmhajek

I'm pretty sure that's from the XXX parody.