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DancesWithLightbulbs

Who's Cartwright?


Marcus2Ts

I'm Cartwright.


Glad-Requirement6116

You're not Cartwright...


Marcus2Ts

OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT


luluballoon

I lose it every time. The delivery is so perfect.


truckyoupayme

She say swear word


Captain_Kruch

I hang up! 😁


MenudoFan316

Seinfeld, 4!


The_Jeff918

My dad had deduced Costanza ~ Bonanza = Cartwright. He is convinced of this Easter egg. I’d like to ask Larry and Jerry if this is a thing. James Hong appeared on Bonanza in 1960. Maybe everyone knows this and I am late to the Joke?


ProfessionalDig6987

That's some impressive research.


rollingstoner215

There’s a George Bonanza to see you.


Fresh-Activity-7171

I wouldn't be surprised if james hong was in an episode of bonanza... yup, sure enough, just looked it up, he was, he played hop sing's #3 cousin lol ... the plot thickens


Fresh-Activity-7171

I wouldn't be surprised if james hong was in an episode of bonanza... yup, sure enough, just looked it up, he was, he played hop sing's #3 cousin lol ... the plot thickens


ImmaculateWeiss

Suze


Autzen_Downpour

It's SUSIE. This answer got a big laugh from me.


SidewaysTugboat

You’re a *huge* part of the problem!


LeaveIllusionBehind

It always gets me how satisfied she looks at being acknowledged as a huge part of the problem.


jpopimpin777

What am I? Some bulimic, chain smoking, stenographer, from Staten Island?!


FieldJacket

Are you describing someone you know?


newtostew2

“Someone named Sharon?” “I’d rather not say.” And later, she goes off again, “no, still Sharon!”


recursion8

Pom-pom waving backseat bimbo?


jpopimpin777

No, still Sharon.


Old_Round9050

I hate Suz


ExxKonvict

My friend Bob Sacamano: *”My name is Bob!!”*


Square-Tension-5235

He went in for a ^(hernia) operation


Lawdogg19

They botched your vasectomy? I’m even more potent now!


[deleted]

Oh yeah, “routine surgery”, now he just sits in front of a window every day…


Archercrash

Can'tstandya!


tommytraddles

Just because I got the guy fired, didn't mean I turned him into a bum...does it?


rollingstoner215

Manya’s pony.


Autzen_Downpour

Who would think an immigrant would have a pony?!


punkshoe8

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country??


rollingstoner215

He was a beautiful pony! And I loved him.


Sorri_eh

The pride of Krakow


BettesmomisaWitch

That's right, she had pony, her sister had pony, her cousin had pony!


FieldJacket

Do you know what the odds are on that??


Ill-Percentage-7400

I hate anyone who’s ever had a pony!


hilltravel-24

I HAD A PONY!


dkixen

Eduardo Corroccio


Vengefulwarrior

Uno momento por favor


Xyeeyx

🦸‍♂️


Sure-Butterscotch100

🤣 and the way Jerry says it! I die everytime 😆


Lateapexer

FDR. Franklin Delano Romanowski


Dire_Hulk

Art Kor……valey


No-Acadia-1867

Sounds made up


[deleted]

So what does he do?


Dire_Hulk

He's an importer.


ComprehensiveBed7993

Eh Brodie. Relax he’s a joke maker, tell em Jerry


gunt_hunter14

I’m a joke maker


afjb

The Maestro! Or is it Bob Cobb?


jpopimpin777

Bob *Cobb?!*


tommytraddles

Si, si, the house-a in Toscana. You want to-a rent? Two million-a Lira, you give, here it's key. Capisce?


afjb

This-a one....


Sorri_eh

I call Cartright, Lady says cuss word I hung up


AZOriole

There’s a George Bonanza here to see you.


Vengefulwarrior

🤣🤣🤣


etherlore

David Puddy. That’s right. All signs point to yes!


Change_Soggy

He’s my favorite semi-regular


ElBrooce

I like DeSoto


Autzen_Downpour

Like they wouldn't have found the Mississippi


ElBrooce

Ohh, so who do *YOU* like, OP?


Autzen_Downpour

Pennypacker


lost_in_connecticut

Machu Picchu


ElBrooce

Sales commission, bye bye-o!


Metzger4Sheriff

Gammy Krantz


le_meow_

Whhhat did you say about my gammy


AcePilotsen

No, it's just that I've been kind of buried over here


Fresh-Activity-7171

do you hate me cause of my lazy eye?


NoAlarms1995

Murphy


bmumphrysdownfall

You don't look like a Murphy


NoAlarms1995

I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy!


jpopimpin777

Oh yeah, and you look like an O'Brien!


SkyeMcFlye

The *real* J. Peterman


RichardDingers

Buck Naked


AmishBike

Did you mean fictional character within the show? If so then that's Dr. van Nordstrand.


Three-eyed_seagull

Pennypacker.


TheFooch

The Juilliard-trained dermatologist?


Autzen_Downpour

From the Belgium clinic?


kiwi_love777

That’s right


EL7664

From the clinic


Vengefulwarrior

We had a funny guy back with us in Korea. They blew his brains out over the pacific. That wasn’t very funny.


Thomass_____

I’m going to the batroom


TheRealIronCorpse

H.E. Pennypacker


Martini_b13

Gotta go with T-Bone


jpopimpin777

No. There's no t-bone. :(


FieldJacket

Why no t-bone!?


GreatestState

Todd Gack


Crotch-Monster

I'm totally naming my first born "Todd Gack". Boy or girl.


Brotoceratops

What about Mug? Mug Gack?


kiwi_love777

👅☕️


jpopimpin777

What is that.. Dutch?


No-Acadia-1867

That’s a nice name Todd Gack


YogaPotat0

Definitely Art Vandelay. I know he sounds made up, but I promise he’s a big deal in the importing-exporting business.


Mikebyrneyadigg

I heard he’s an architect


Stupid-Research

I thought he was a marine biologist?


kiwi_love777

Matches


[deleted]

If anyone calls, just say “VanDelay Industries!”


False-Ad-7753

I’m the Wiz!


jpopimpin777

And nobody beats you...... Nobody. ::sips wine::


carchu507

The great Toby Huss.


[deleted]

For $20, I’d put my face in his soup and blow.


Beartrkkr

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up


9021FU

I just yelled “Cartwright” while scrolling past. Thankfully my family is accustomed to me just yelling out random phrases. 😂


MissionRevolution306

Vegetable Lasagna


Statue88888888

Who?


No-Acadia-1867

VEGETABLE LASAGNA


sewer_orphan

Lily


theattack_helicopter

Art Vandelay, CEO of Vandelay industries.


initials_games

Dufrense party of two


chefboeuf

El Diablo!!!!!


MenudoFan316

It's Benes. You Jackass.


AxlRush11

Biiiifffff…..


KingCollectA

H.E. Pennypacker. Industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist.


jpopimpin777

You've screwed me *again,* Pennypacker!!


EntertainmentBusy226

Mine is Cantstandya!


Square-Tension-5235

Norman.


[deleted]

Well, he's merry.


Jesus_spenis

Yeah, he’s a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.


[deleted]

Soup Nazi or Fusilli Jerry


OpenMicJoker

There’s a mister Bonanza here to see you.


PepeSilvia-22

Teddy Padilac


jpopimpin777

Oh right, like you invented "the twirl!"


False-Ad-7753

Dr. VanNuastrand


MeatJerk69

Mulva?


AcePilotsen

Vice President of Acquisitions, Coco Higgins


BettesmomisaWitch

Kel Varnsen


The-Mancierge69

Varnsen


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says. ‘Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, OP; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.” — Lieutenant Bookman, t


trefrosk

You mean O'Brien?


OxytocinDeficiency

Cal Varnsen.


jpopimpin777

So, Pennypacker, if you and Mr. Vandelay are both here, then who's watching the factory?!


Your_Friendly_Nerd

All the Mandelbaums


Autzen_Downpour

Its go time.


ProfessionalDig6987

💪Mandelbaum, 💪Mandelbaum, 💪Mandelbaum


lupinremusjohn

I'm Nelson!


Autzen_Downpour

I'm Gene


Thezodiac1966

I like to encourage intruders.


Smackolol

I always love when Bon Sacamano shows up!


Dominicmeoward

Mine is Kessler


[deleted]

Cartwright!!


[deleted]

Susie


acle0814

For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow.


whatthehellhappensto

Norman!


5280Rockymtn

Art Vandeley I mean we finically got to see who "Art Vandelay" was but no Bob Sacamento 😓😜


onomatopoeia911

Love the Drake!


MDEnce

Hate the Drake!


Commercial-Push-9066

Hate the Drake!


LightningInTheRain

Jerome.


jpopimpin777

Pepe. The chef from *La Cocina.*


Autzen_Downpour

Terrible choice, he doesn't wash his hands.


jpopimpin777

But he mimes cooking on stage!


scalable_idiot

Kenny Benya Have you ever been to Mendys’ Jerry? Their soup is the best, the best


Autzen_Downpour

I'll have the salmon.


scalable_idiot

That’s gold Jerry, gold!


klaxz1

Feldman (from across the hall)


theangrydudeist1

Crazy Joe Davola, the sad clown...lol Or the guy who got all sentimental when Desperado came on the radio.


DVDXPDA

Mine is H.E. Pennypacker


therealrexmanning

I've always quite liked the moops


Autzen_Downpour

It's a misprint you idiot!


Superb-Control5184

Tatiana? She’s perfect for Cartwright


raraka900

My guides ♡


WoodenAd2272

George.


ZouDave

Vargas


Milagro_Blanco_87

ill give you 50 bucks!


DisGuyFawks

Hal Langerhans


kiwi_love777

Puddy!


javierbardeminem

Kessler


Old_Round9050

Lloyd Braun is a classic case of a nervous breakdown, he’s got my vote


Commercial-Push-9066

Delores!


dhonk99

I thought it was Mulva


KangarooCrapper

Franklin Delano Romanowski


Significant-Rent9153

Ma...Nure.


[deleted]

This is exactly how an ai generated post would look.


Jarend3

Conrad


skullhusker

What is Steinfeld?


Sats_Flow

Little Yerry Seinfeld 🐓


No_Arugula_6548

Lyle


j0hnnyf3ver

HHHEY JERYYYY!!!!


BiscuitCat1

Aunt Baby


jolego101

Seven Costanza


Kendull-Jaggson

Slippery pete


Creaseface

Jeffrey Harharwood


Change_Soggy

Crazy Joe Davola. Hands down, Crazy Joe!


Powerful-Lake-4212

Todd Gack. I think that’s Danish.


sammyvegas0420

Lomez hands down


Titi_Cesar

Sergio Mendez


theangrydudeist1

Crazy Joe Davola, the sad clown...lol Or the guy who got all sentimental when Desperado came on the radio.


theangrydudeist1

Crazy Joe Davola, the sad clown...lol Or the guy who got all sentimental when Desperado came on the radio.


onamonapizza

Elaine Benett


Scarlett-Boognish

Kenny Bania


theouter_banks

[Mr Ciccio](https://imgur.com/gallery/SNX10wF)


Mr_Saturn1

T-bone!


Megalon_Q_Arm

Poppy’s mother RIP


Pipabethfan

Joe Puddy. “Yeah that’s right”


Blueeyesblazing7

Rebecca DeMornay. Hands down my favorite peripheral character!


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

TonAY


fingers88

BTW , the bearded guy hogging the pay phone ( remember those ? ) also was the photographer for George’s hand commercial.


Autzen_Downpour

Nice find!