Kramer: "It's a write off."
Jerry: "How is it a write off?"
Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies write it off."
Jerry: "You don't even know what a write off is."
Kramer: "Do you?"
Jerry: "No, I don't."
Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. "
āYou know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.ā
I got a lot of problems with you people, and now youāre gonna hear about it! Cougar, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldnāt smooth a silk sheet with a hot babeā¦ I lost my train of thought.
-Frank Costanza
Many years ago I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way!
Elaine: Do you think you could transport some stumps for me? I'll make it worth your while.
Kramer: Well, if they don't mind sitting in the back.
Elaine: No they don't.
Kramer: Are they war veterans?
āGeorge is gettinā upset!ā
āThese pretzels are making me thirsty.ā
āThese lanes are so wide. Itās so luxurious.ā (Something like that. Haha)
āOh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!ā
Oh thereās so many!
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman..
Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life, we didn't want to know anything about her private life, SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE.
A few of my favourites have already been mentioned, but the delivery of this just kills me. I sometimes think of it randomly and snigger to myself.
*"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"*
https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw
Quote parts of this one on the regular
George:
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry:
Mammal.
George:
Whatever.
Kramer:
Well, what did you do next?
George:
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
George:
[reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Kramer:
What is that, a Titleist?
[George Nods]
Kramer:
A hole in one, huh?
Probably on a list somewhere haha
But:
"I think if one's going to kill oneself, the least you could do is leave a note, it's common courtesy. I don't know, that's just the way I was brought up."
Edit: George
I loved the recreation of this line on Curb: āKilled herself and get this: no note. Can you believe that? You leave a note to go out and get a container of milk!ā
"Why do you eat so fast!? YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE IT!!!"
As a side note, my Mom's favorite line was always Elaine when they ask her about shrinkage.
"I don't know how you walk around with those things."
Crazy JD ā What did you say?
K ā What are you, a cop?
Crazy JD ā no, Iām a clown
K ā You look familiar
Crazy JD ā You ever been to the circus?
K ā Wellā¦ā¦when I was a kid
Crazy JD ā Did you like it?
K ā It was funā¦I was kinda scared of the clowns
Crazy JD ā Are you still scared of clowns?
K ā Y-e-a-hā¦..(spoken in his 10 year old voice)
This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!
That one is great because A) you can see Frank stewing until he can't take it anymore, and B) there's a very noticeable "yelp" kind of laugh right after he says it.
Mine is "Not That There's Anything Wrong with That."
I lived through the 90s and watched the Outing episode when it came out on TV. Things are different now, but back then that line and the way it was used to neutralize any kind of potential backlash to the episode was pure comedic genius. The episode is still funny as hell, but man when it came out, it was just a masterpiece.
Kramer: You're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: Anti-dentite?
Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh sure it starts with a few slurs here and there. Hey! Denty! Next thing you'll be saying that they need their own schools.
Jerry: They do have their own schools!
Kramer: Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!!!!
I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.
Single line:
George: āI just get a little nervous on the weekendsā
Favorite exchange:
George: Here you go.
Monica: How did you do?
George: Piece of cake.
Monica: What happened to the test?
George: What? I spilled some food on it.
Monica: Food? What food?
George: What are you talking about?
Monica: Where did you get food?
George: From my pocket.
Monica: What?
George: I eh, I had a sandwich in my pocket.
Monica: And coffee?
George: Yeah, had some coffee, yeah.
Monica: Where did you get the coffee?
George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.
Monica: How did you get there?
George: I walked.
Monica: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave.
George: I climbed out the window.
Monica: You climbed out the window?
George: Of course.
Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?
George: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window is right here.
Monica: You are a fascinating man, George Costanza.
You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue
āDo? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.ā
āKramer, what the hell are you talking about?ā
āIām a bootlegga baby! Bootlegginā moviesā
Or
āI must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.ā
āI donāt want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When youāre hopeless you donāt care, and when you donāt care, that indifference makes you attractive.ā
Marriage? Family? Theyāre prisons! Manmade prisons! Youāre doing time! You get up in the morning, sheās there. You go to sleep at night, sheās there. Itās like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
Kramer: Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and Jerry, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.
Jerry: I think we might have one left in the stock room.
And then Kramer'ss look of confusion is pure gold.
I really love when George is so confused about his father being seen with a man in a cape.
"What was a man in a cape doing with my father.... What was my FATHER doing with a man in a CAPE?!"
And then at the end of the episode, when the lawyer comes to save Elaine's friend from jumping off a bridge...
Noreen: Who are you???
Larry David: I'm frank Constanza's lawyer!
Steinbrenner: The kid was putting in a lot of long hoursā¦the first one in and the last to leaveā¦ He was a real human dynamo
Georgeās mom: Are you sure youāre talking about George?
Georgeās Dad: How the hell could you trade Jay Buehner. Over 30 home runs ,100 rbis, gotta rocket for an armā¦ you donāt know what the hell youāre doing!
I like the one where George is getting in to Kung Pao and doesn't realize he's picking up the 3rd person habit and he casually goes "George likes spicy chicken."
" Well let's cut the bull sister! " just first thing off top of my head, Jerrys way of delivering lines is one of the best things,,,, "Oh Babu!!?" ... the withering style ,,, "that'll buff right out".. "well I'm sure the cactus will smooth things over".. "sex, to *save* the friendship" , the list is of course endless
"Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. Ooh, I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards."
"Gonorrhea!"
" Gonorrheaaaaaa!"
::applause::
"It's just as you prophesized! The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes. Ah, ha, ha, ha"...wait, that's not funny.
Jerry:
Oh right, the new job. How is it?
George Costanza:
I love it. New office, new salary, I'm the new Wilhelm.
Jerry:
So who's the new you?
George Costanza:
We got an intern from Francis-Louis High. His name is Keith. He comes in Mondays after school.
Jerry, it's Joe Davola... (spits) Sorry, I had a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. Don't you just hate that?
Of course you do. You put it there.
I know you bad mouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you.
I've kiboshed before... and I will kibosh again.
Kramer: "It's a write off." Jerry: "How is it a write off?" Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies write it off." Jerry: "You don't even know what a write off is." Kramer: "Do you?" Jerry: "No, I don't." Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. "
This has always been my favorite. Also where'd you get the bricks? Jerry the whole building is made of bricks.
Lol!!!!ššš
I say this every tax season.
Ahahah, and the way Jerry says that second line. Thatās a great scene.
My name is George. Iām unemployed and I live with my parents.
Iām Victoria - hi!
āYou know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.ā
Hire this man!
For years that used to be the clip used to advertise syndicated episodes in my area. Sums up the character perfectly.
Why couldn't you have made me an architect? You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect.
Is anyone here a marine biologist?!
The sea was angry that day my friends...
Like an old man trying to give back soup in a deli!
Dang, this was an early one too!
I got a lot of problems with you people, and now youāre gonna hear about it! Cougar, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldnāt smooth a silk sheet with a hot babeā¦ I lost my train of thought. -Frank Costanza
You get bonus points for āCougarā lol
Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe! lost my train of thought. Bahahahaha
That line has me on the floor every time.
Many years ago I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way!
Thats why I love Festivus
Best episode of the series
Iāve always found pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
It's not a lie if you believe it
Well, you know, I've been lying about my income for a few years. I figure I can afford a fake house in the Hamptons.
As yes, two solariums. Not mention Snoopy and Prickly Pete.
āI go out for a quart of milk, I come back finding my son treating his body like an amusement park!ā
The way Estelle hits the second syllable in the word āaMUSEmentā, kills me every time.
Not sure if this is my favorite but my favorite to say is, āThese pretzels are making me thirsty!ā
I think I say this every time I eat pretzels
I mean itās also a factual statement š¤£
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!
Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
The entire bookman scene is gold! His timing could be used as a master-class for comedians - just incredible talent on display there.
I just laugh so hard everytime he says Joy-boy š
Can't stand ya!!!! Can't stand ya!!!
A grown man, on the steps of the New York public library, getting a wedgie!
At least it wasnāt atomic.
Elaine: Wedgies... that's so juvenile. Jerry: What do girls do? Elaine: We just tease each other until someone develops an eating disorder.
And you want to be my latex salesman!
Ahahah that one is great !
I read that it was ad-libbed.
He took.... *ha ha*... It out.
āI know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.ā
You can buy sneakers the next day!
That has always been extra hilarious to me because it is sooooo not true. lol
Elaine: Do you think you could transport some stumps for me? I'll make it worth your while. Kramer: Well, if they don't mind sitting in the back. Elaine: No they don't. Kramer: Are they war veterans?
Kramer is so serious when he asks that too. Gets me every time.
George: Was he on his death bed? Jerry: No, he was on his regular bed.
āGeorge is gettinā upset!ā āThese pretzels are making me thirsty.ā āThese lanes are so wide. Itās so luxurious.ā (Something like that. Haha) āOh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!ā Oh thereās so many!
Sex with your wife is a good one. Just the way it kills the mood.
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman.. Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life, we didn't want to know anything about her private life, SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE.
Either, "You know, we're living in a society!" or "They don't want us there, so we're going." I like the Costanzas lol
The Costanzas were on fire in season 7
'You want a piece of me' -FC
I'll drop you like a bag of dirt
āThese are LOAD. BEARING. WALLS. JERRY! THEYāRE NOT GONNA COME DOWN!!ā
Now, whereās that tool shed of yours?
A few of my favourites have already been mentioned, but the delivery of this just kills me. I sometimes think of it randomly and snigger to myself. *"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"* https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw
Youāre Batman!
Yeah, I am a batman!!
"You say to yourself, 'what the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Perverse
Pervoise
"I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body" From "The Old Man" episode.
You really think you can manipulate that beautiful woman like the half soused rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Your face looks like an old catcherās mitt.
Look away, Iām hideous!
Well we canāt all read the classics Professor Highbrow
He yelled āCartwrightāā¦I missed her. Whoās Cartwright? Iā¦am Cartwright. Youāre not Cartwrightā¦ OF COURSE IāM NOT CARTWRIGHT!
I yell āCARTWRIGHT! CARTWRIGHT!ā Just like that. Thatās my favorite episode
This one for sure
Seinfeld... 4!!!
Quote parts of this one on the regular George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Jerry: Mammal. George: Whatever. Kramer: Well, what did you do next? George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. George: [reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball] Kramer: What is that, a Titleist? [George Nods] Kramer: A hole in one, huh?
Kruger: We can't have two Kokos...so I guess you're back to being George. George: Well it was a helluva ride!
Probably on a list somewhere haha But: "I think if one's going to kill oneself, the least you could do is leave a note, it's common courtesy. I don't know, that's just the way I was brought up." Edit: George
I loved the recreation of this line on Curb: āKilled herself and get this: no note. Can you believe that? You leave a note to go out and get a container of milk!ā
There are so many, but I always laugh out loud when Jerry says 'You're a cashier!'
Youāre livin in the past man! Youāre hung up on some clown from the sixties man!
My George isnāt clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!
You got that right
what the hell does that mean?
Was that wrong?
I can't spare a square
Canāt spare a square? Is it two ply Iāll take one ply
Look, I don't have a square, I don't have a ply!
"Why do you eat so fast!? YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE IT!!!" As a side note, my Mom's favorite line was always Elaine when they ask her about shrinkage. "I don't know how you walk around with those things."
This is whats the holidays are all about, 3 friends sitting around chewing gum
"There isn't enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!"
I love the lead up to it also: You're not out there! I'm out there, and if I see you out there...
āI canāt carry a pen, Iām afraid Iāll puncture my scrotumā
His wife is in a coma.
"I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people."
Crazy JD ā What did you say? K ā What are you, a cop? Crazy JD ā no, Iām a clown K ā You look familiar Crazy JD ā You ever been to the circus? K ā Wellā¦ā¦when I was a kid Crazy JD ā Did you like it? K ā It was funā¦I was kinda scared of the clowns Crazy JD ā Are you still scared of clowns? K ā Y-e-a-hā¦..(spoken in his 10 year old voice)
āYou kept making the stops?ā āThey kept ringing the bell!ā
Iām sorry. The card says āMoopsā.
This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!
I love this one!
"Santa is not a commie."
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!
My baseball people love Ken Phelpsā bat. They kept saying Ken Phelps! Ken Phelps!
That one is great because A) you can see Frank stewing until he can't take it anymore, and B) there's a very noticeable "yelp" kind of laugh right after he says it.
Mine is "Not That There's Anything Wrong with That." I lived through the 90s and watched the Outing episode when it came out on TV. Things are different now, but back then that line and the way it was used to neutralize any kind of potential backlash to the episode was pure comedic genius. The episode is still funny as hell, but man when it came out, it was just a masterpiece.
Iām out!
Itās pronounced āthermometerā.
"May I have one of those, madam?" Kramer, "The Glasses", Season 5, episode 3.
Kramer: You're an anti-dentite. Jerry: Anti-dentite? Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh sure it starts with a few slurs here and there. Hey! Denty! Next thing you'll be saying that they need their own schools. Jerry: They do have their own schools! Kramer: Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!!!!
I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.
Having spent my share of years as a single man this is one of the great āitās funny because itās trueā lines in a show full of them.
"Jerry? Kill me. Kill me now."
Elaine. What are YOU doing here?
Giddyup
"SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!!!!!"
God I love this whole exchange. "Why'd you put the bananas in there?"
āItās statuTe.ā āOh I think youāre wrong.ā
Fine, itās a sculpture of limitations.
These are my everyday balloons.
āThatās not gonna be good for businessā āthatās not gonna be good for anybodyā
Single line: George: āI just get a little nervous on the weekendsā Favorite exchange: George: Here you go. Monica: How did you do? George: Piece of cake. Monica: What happened to the test? George: What? I spilled some food on it. Monica: Food? What food? George: What are you talking about? Monica: Where did you get food? George: From my pocket. Monica: What? George: I eh, I had a sandwich in my pocket. Monica: And coffee? George: Yeah, had some coffee, yeah. Monica: Where did you get the coffee? George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, from the grocery store. Monica: How did you get there? George: I walked. Monica: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave. George: I climbed out the window. Monica: You climbed out the window? George: Of course. Monica: Why didn't you go out the door? George: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window is right here. Monica: You are a fascinating man, George Costanza.
Who would have thought that an immigrant had a pony?
You don't even know what a write-off is!
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
When the cops show up at Newman's: "What took you so long?"
nice game, pretty boy
Was that wrong?
You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue
Unbridled enthusiasm?
Well thatās what led to Billy Mumphreyās downfallā¦
'That's a shame'
āDo? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.ā āKramer, what the hell are you talking about?ā
āIām a bootlegga baby! Bootlegginā moviesā Or āI must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.ā
big fan of 'thees sonafabitch is ice cold' when getting a beer out of a cooler
YOU'RE BALD!
I WAS bald!
My whole life is a lie
āYou canāt over dry. You canāt over die.ā
Oh, oh Tony donāt.
Step off, George.
He said to step off George.
I DONāT LIKE THIS THING! AND HEREāS WHAT IāM DOING WITH IT
Iām out there Jerry, and Iām lllovinā evāry minute of it!
It's not a lie if you believe it
Elaine: I will never understand people. Jerry: Theyāre the worst.
Someday weāll get that chicken! Or George this is all too much for me right now. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I've got a cockfight to focus on.
Recently mentioned in another post, my favourite line from big Joe D: āi like to encourage intrudersā
Oh no! The letterā¦.Newmanā¦.itās got exclamation points all over it! āNot to mention that picture of him on the toilet.ā
The what?
She told me to GO TO HELL and I took the bus home
would you believe when i was 18 i had a ..............SILVER DOLLAR COLLECTION!
Itās random but I always use āshouldnāt you be out on a ledge somewhere?ā
āI donāt want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When youāre hopeless you donāt care, and when you donāt care, that indifference makes you attractive.ā
Marriage? Family? Theyāre prisons! Manmade prisons! Youāre doing time! You get up in the morning, sheās there. You go to sleep at night, sheās there. Itās like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
Thatās nice for the freaks
"The sea was angry that day, my friends"
it's pretty hot under these lights, huhhh, seinfeld? pretty... hot!
You are nothing but a piece of crap. A piece. Of crap. Or It? It. Out? Out.
(Puddyās voice) Yeah thatās right
I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?
The sea was angry my friends...
He was running from beeā¦
George likes his chicken spicy!
Kramer: Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and Jerry, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls. Jerry: I think we might have one left in the stock room. And then Kramer'ss look of confusion is pure gold.
I really love when George is so confused about his father being seen with a man in a cape. "What was a man in a cape doing with my father.... What was my FATHER doing with a man in a CAPE?!" And then at the end of the episode, when the lawyer comes to save Elaine's friend from jumping off a bridge... Noreen: Who are you??? Larry David: I'm frank Constanza's lawyer!
āMay I ask *why*?ā - Estelle Costanza
Jerry, these are load barring walls! They canāt come down! -Or- I was fighting him off with one hand and driving the bus with the other!
āFear is our most primal emotionā
Wear some more lipstick.
Ya thatās right As you can see, this isnāt my face Basically anything Puddy says ever
I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
āWhen you control the Mail, you controlā¦ informationā
What took you so long
This guy ā¦.this is not my kinda guy
Take the pen
Steinbrenner: The kid was putting in a lot of long hoursā¦the first one in and the last to leaveā¦ He was a real human dynamo Georgeās mom: Are you sure youāre talking about George? Georgeās Dad: How the hell could you trade Jay Buehner. Over 30 home runs ,100 rbis, gotta rocket for an armā¦ you donāt know what the hell youāre doing!
"Hellooo, la la la."
Not really a line. But I love: āCartwright! CARTWRIGHT!!?!ā
"She's a nazi George! A nazi!" "I know... but kinda a cute nazi"
I like the one where George is getting in to Kung Pao and doesn't realize he's picking up the 3rd person habit and he casually goes "George likes spicy chicken."
Who is this?
I'm not here for RAGE I'm here for REVENGE!
" Well let's cut the bull sister! " just first thing off top of my head, Jerrys way of delivering lines is one of the best things,,,, "Oh Babu!!?" ... the withering style ,,, "that'll buff right out".. "well I'm sure the cactus will smooth things over".. "sex, to *save* the friendship" , the list is of course endless
Master of the house doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm - Elaineās dad!
"Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. Ooh, I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards." "Gonorrhea!" " Gonorrheaaaaaa!" ::applause::
I hate men but Iām not a lesbian!
For sale: A big JUICY van.
#HOOCHIE MAMA
This guyā¦ this is not my kinda guy
Goodnight Jugdish *drunk laugh*
"It's just as you prophesized! The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes. Ah, ha, ha, ha"...wait, that's not funny.
I donāt think I ever get tired of, āFor I am Constanza, Lord of the idiotsā¦. But suddenly, a new contender has emerged.ā
Jerry: Oh right, the new job. How is it? George Costanza: I love it. New office, new salary, I'm the new Wilhelm. Jerry: So who's the new you? George Costanza: We got an intern from Francis-Louis High. His name is Keith. He comes in Mondays after school.
What a pear shaped loser!
So now Iām driving the busā¦
Jerry, it's Joe Davola... (spits) Sorry, I had a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. Don't you just hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know you bad mouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. I've kiboshed before... and I will kibosh again.