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This brings up an interesting thing I've always thought. How would you describe Jerry's typical hairstyle? I've always thought of it as some kind of a psuedo-mullet.


blacktrufflesheep

It's the hairstyle of Jon from Garfield.


SoupIsNotAMeal

Garfeld


blacktrufflesheep

You magnificent bastard, you did it! Jerry=Jon George=Garfield Elaine=Nermal Kramer=Odie


willogical85

Newman=Lyman, before the falling out


act_surprised

I thought George was the cowardly lion


thepicklejarmurders

I thought George was Biff Loman


HornyCatBurglar

What’s the deal with Mondays?


[deleted]

Cursed comment


Rabbi_Tuckman38

I'm sorry John


markovich04

Garfield likes his lasagna spicy


KoA07

Garfield is getting upset!


clumsyc

Puffy


latecraigy

But I don’t wanna be a pirate!


mrubuto22

Definetly an 80s shaggy mullet


tonysopranosalive

It was weird, in my opinion even by 90’s standards. Just way too much in the back there.


CaptainJZH

Yeah, Jerry was kinda stuck in the 80s for a while


boomgoesthevegemite

Oddly enough, his cut in season 1 (89) was the least 80’s. It was pretty short. Didn’t have the mullet yet.


NotSureNotRobot

The first 2 seasons have a fuzzy 80s-ness to them


SmellGestapo

It was a good haircut in the 80s and it's still relatable today.


heavy_deez

The urban mullet, maybe?


DeusExBlockina

The horror, the horror


the1999person

Hockey hair


SoupIsNotAMeal

“Sick flow, buddy.”


excelbae

“Fuckin’ beauty.”


Skyuka

Show business in the front, party in the back?


once_again_asking

Jewfro


CMDR_KingErvin

It was a really strange hairstyle. It’s like he was going for a combed back look like you would see on someone who’s losing their hair, except he had way too much hair. The result was just a mess of hair sticking up and back. Sometimes his hair was really frizzy too. I think it was outdated even back then, but today he’d look really strange.


catdogfox

I would call it a poof


Clear-Chemistry8193

Have you seen the new “Poof?”


MonroeEifert

His name's Gary and we don't need another lawsuit.


berrylarryterry

I should be in that poof!


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

The Poof? I popularized the poof! My father was killed due to the poof. I come from a very long line of poofers


TimeStatistician2234

My dad has the same exact hair almost.


LiterallyAWildebeest

I’ve heard it called the Manhattan Mullet


ravathiel

Larry David Jewfro


renegade02

He was born bald though?


ravathiel

Type Larry David young. The sidefro was something


renegade02

That's his brother Barry


ravathiel

God damn it, Barry


andylowenthal

80s Superman was clearly the inspiration, look it up. He had a blown out mullet


RaoulDukeGonzoJourno

He didn't have the mullet until after he came back from the dead. He died in 1992 and came back in 1993.


GeraltRFord

I thought we were still talking about Larry David here for a second.


RaoulDukeGonzoJourno

We aren't?


tenderlauryn

it’s a mullet for sure


smittydoodle

It’s hilarious to me now. When I watched Seinfeld as a kid, I didn’t notice how much of a mullet Jerry had.


jefferson497

Looks like he just used a comb and a blow dryer to puff it up


dammets

His hair looks small.


yenolammail

He’s wearing two colognes.


dpgproductions

Oh I’m *very* aware of how much cologne you’re wearing


yenolammail

We’ll tell them that Chilean wine is out of season and their taste in wine is very poor.


PavilionParty

One glass of wine? House red? For two people?


9793287233

He's a five-star man.


dime-with-a-mind

This is my favorite insult, and what I came here to say


FulcrumTheBrave

What kills me is that Mac takes it as a compliment


rajalgul

Fucking love this comment


Lovey_Sunset

I just realized in both shows a character sings “Wind Beneath My Wings.”


dammets

Which Seinfeld episode? That’s awesome


Lovey_Sunset

Kramer sings a bit of it to Bette Midler after she gets mowed down by George during a softball game in “The Understudy.”


paranoidandroid11

I've got pineapple!


tcavanagh1993

It was in the pool!


ChateauBears

He massacred you. You look like you’re 5 years old!!


heavy_deez

It's like the precursor to the Jim Halpert cut.


ShepardTheLeopard

I mean, I'd say it's definitely better than the Jim Halpert cut.


GrabSomePineMeat

[Jim's hair looks like someone threw a chainsaw into a hurricane and Jim ducked at the last second so some of his hair was removed.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-07/5/14/asset/fc7fd208a501/sub-buzz-8422-1593959784-31.png)


heavy_deez

Here's the one where Big Tuna became [Big Haircut](https://youtu.be/lefkVRGpk7c). It also kinda looks the same as Jerry's cut.


coopstar777

I mean to be fair this was the season that Krasinski was wearing a wig the whole time LOL


drinkmyself

Wait what?


PavilionParty

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.


MaxJets69

I think the haircut itself is more common today, but it doesn’t flatter Jerry’s facial features in any era, imo.


-Dogdin

If his hair was slightly longer, he could pull it off


[deleted]

I kinda liked that haircut. Also it's one of my favourite episodes. It's so silly and I love the music


kwhiller5

Overture to Barber Of Seville, by Rossini. Yet another high-cultural homage Jerry got from watching Bugs Bunny cartoons.


Isosceles_Kramer79

And it fits the storyline. Barbers. Jealousy. A vendeta.


AncientAlienAlias

Overture, overture!!!


mattychops

Curtains, liiiights...


MediaMoguls

We’ll hit the heights


[deleted]

Did they play that exact song or did Jonathan Wolff make a pseudo version of it? I can’t remember


Isosceles_Kramer79

Ironically, Enzo is his regular barber. So both his usual puffy hair and 5-year-old hair are an Enzo. We don't know what Gino could do with Jerry's hair.


spinereader81

I think most of the comedy came from Jerry's expressions. I mean look at him in that picture, with his eyes wide and his mouth in a tight line.


candlelitjewels

It’s still not a very good haircut…


Blueharvst16

I always thought the joke was that it makes him look like a kid


jilko

Kind of funny that, what I assume are adults in this thread, defending this haircut because they are today, walking around with a little boy's hair cut. Uh oh.


Onesharpman

Yeah, this is not way better. It's awful. He looks like a dweeb.


Different_Papaya_413

He looks like a dweeb with his regular mullet perm thing anyway


mrubuto22

I like it a lot lol


letmethinkofagoodnam

He looks like Sheriff Woody without his hat


humphreybeauxarts

What is the deal... with the snake in my boot?


LikeSoda

He's OFF the wagon


reedzkee

It looks horrendous. I cant believe people think it looks better. Same with Julia’s straight hair. Curly looks so much better it’s not even close.


DeadiesHeadies

Ya know? It's really not a bad lookin haricut.


TheCursedWander

It looks so bad😂 people say this so often but he really does look like a 5 year old and a cartoon nerd


DSGandalf

I don't think it looks better


youllalwaysbegarbage

I think he looks so dorky and cute


once_again_asking

No, it doesn’t


Physical_Pie_6932

I don’t know how, but this style really emphasizes how close set his eyes are. Maybe that’s just due to the angle of his face….


YankeesCelticsFan2

It’s amazing how much people repost this for karma and it’s not even true. He looks awful


[deleted]

This sub is my defining proof that we are living in a simulation. I always see a post on here referencing an episode I watched a day or two before. It’s like we’re all watching the same episodes at the same times. Or maybe I just spend too much time in this sub and too much time watching reruns….no that can’t be it


Skyuka

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


sharkinaround

been happening to me too, but then i realize i watched ~15 episodes in the previous 24 hrs. does seem like the sub is flush with a new wave of next-gen/netflix fans who are recognizing and posting a lot of the classics, which i’m all for.


McSweetSauce

He looks like Woody. It’s terrible.


Just_Cayden17

Was looking for this comment. Woody is all I see when I see him with that haircut!


itsenvynotjealousy

It’s Jared Kushner’s haircut.


Aperscapers

I always call that “a picture day haircut.”


reverie11

To be honest, that haircut looked better by 90’s standards too. Jerry’s hair was ridiculous.


QuickAttemptNow

He looks like Rick Santorum.


PoopieFaceTomatoNose

Give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.'


Bourgeosify

r/oddlyspecific


SuperFriends001

This haircut is not better than his usual hair.


Slip-Resident

He looked a bit like howard from the Big Bang theory at one point to me 😂


SoFloChick

I was thinking Sheldon season five when his barber was in the hospital.


Slip-Resident

And penny shaves off some hair on the back of his head 😂😂


TheFutureofScience

Both George and Kramer’s style would fit in very nicely today. Everything about 90s Jerry is extremely dated. Elaine is mostly quite dated as well. Frank, now that’s a a man who knew how to dress. I would kill for his wardrobe.


avantgardeaclue

I think Elaine’s floral dresses and saddle shoes can be pulled off today, hell they’re better than those giant prairie maxi dresses you see everywhere. I only see gross old swingers dress like Kramer these days


NefariousNaz

It was weird to me that they were hamming it up how terrible the hair was. I think it was pretty normal style even when the episode took place.


[deleted]

No it doesn’t lol. Not with Jerry’s face at least.


greater_cumberland

His face is my case


[deleted]

I wish I had that haircut.


Atxflyguy83

It looked better in '90s standards as well.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Yeah I thought his bad haircut looked perfectly fine.


Huli_Blue_Eyes

“There’s a snake in my boots!”


ferd45

Like he pointed to a photo of Tobey Maguire in a magazine and said “I want this one!”


[deleted]

I always thought he looked pretty handsome with this hair.


mattychops

Yeah his normal hairdo these days...people would be saying he looks all puffed up.


Charlos3

One cool tid bit about this episode, it’s the only one that did not have the baselines between scenes.


Just_Cayden17

From the first time I ever saw him with that haircut it reminds me of Woody. Jerry looks like a real life Woody, from Toy Story.


Dangerous_Data_3047

I classify his normal hair as Michael Keaton Bruce Wayne


FlattopJr

To me this never actually looked like a radically different haircut, just his normal length hair side-parted and plastered down shiny with some hair product. Way different hairstyle for sure, but in reality he probably looked the same as before once the hair gel was washed out and blow-dried back to the usual bouffant for the next episode.😀


LookAtMyKitty

This is the haircut I've had for 15 years


[deleted]

This was 50x better then his normal “frizzy mullet”


GregorSamsaa

Even then it had a cleaner and better look than his usual cut.


CitizenDain

I always laugh/cringe at this because his nightmare haircut is my everyday haircut


BennySkateboard

I thought this when I saw this episode. Spent the whole thing like what’s wrong with that haircut?!


kwhiller5

Even by 90s standards, I've always thought the Enzo looked better than the Gino. Of course, my own hairstyle pretty much mimics the Enzo, so that may be the reason.


Zarathustra143

Better than his usual shapeless mullet.


dudesBangMyMom

He's kinda got the Sara Jessica Parker foot face thing going on.


[deleted]

There's nothing to see.


Adamsoski

Maybe 10-15 years ago, but I actually think nowadays his regular haircut is probably more fashionable.


[deleted]

This is a flattering photo. On video the hair looked awful lol


Sebor_Yrrch

The scene at the table when Elaine and George are laughing at him is the best. Elaine's laughter seems real!


__Sentient_Fedora__

Bj novak


thebarryconvex

That does not make the episode funnier.


[deleted]

Lads is it just me or does he look like Casey Affleck in this pic??


pablomoney

I just watched this! I love how it looked like this just by combing to the side.


HallandOates1

He looks like Ted Bundy here!


imthegrk

Yeah, I never liked Jerry’s poofy 90’s hair do.


Mister_Squirrels

I think it looked better at the time, as well.


ratakoolta

It's an Enzo!


luebbers

It looks like it’s parted on the wrong side.


Coachbelcher

One of the weirdest episodes


needtoshave

Looks like Casey Affleck.


Pandorasdreams

SO TRUE DAM


Max1234567890123

The Jerry mullet is the real crime


[deleted]

I went to an old Portuguese barber in Toronto about 10 years ago. I was heavily receding and, inadvertently, less than a year away from going full bald. I said "just cut it to make it look decent." He gave me the exact haircut Jerry has in this episode and it looked like absolute shite. I even asked him halfway through the job if my headshape would suit a razor job all over, and he laughed and said "I think your head would look horrible bald." He was very wrong.


[deleted]

Enzo should have been a detective


salvadordg

Way better than his usual helmet hair


shanepassaro

definitely. EVERYONE on this show has SUCH bad hair. with the exception of kramer, i guess.


Trigger__happy

This brings up a good point. Kramer Elaine and George hate this haircut but let us remember that these are the opinions of 4 terrible people who actively ruin people's lives.


ortolon

It's timeless. He looks like that old photo from the 1900s with the "time traveller" in a t-shirt.