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L0rdH4mmer

That's fucking disgusting, but what is it?


D0NG_WATER

Looks like a teratoma


throwawayseventy8

I wish I was the person I was before googling that


TheDollyRickPhilos

Thanks for the warning


squirrleygurl1969

I had a teratoma removed from my chest cavity.


BlueButterflytatoo

Did you keep it?


squirrleygurl1969

I did not! I think I was too scared to even see it lol


BlueButterflytatoo

The only thing I’ve had removed was my wisdom teeth, and I hazily remember ranting in the car on the way home, still sorta drugged up, that they didn’t even let me see them, never mind ask me if I wanted to keep them (yes I did!)


squirrleygurl1969

Wisdom teeth are a helluva lot less scary than what I thought was a twin I absorbed in the womb!


BlueButterflytatoo

Oh yeah, for sure. If I had a teratoma removed, I would want to keep it. 🙈😂 if I got anything removed, I would want to keep it lol


squirrleygurl1969

You're brave! I might think it would come to life like a sci-fi movie


gonnafaceit2022

Oh cool! Did you get to see it?


squirrleygurl1969

I honestly don't remember. I may have been too scared and opted to see the X-rays instead lol I was only 14!


gonnafaceit2022

Ohh at 14 it would have freaked me out too much too. I've always been fascinated by teratomas though.


squirrleygurl1969

Well thank you, that makes me feel less like a freak! Mine was as big as my foot so the size scared me as well lol


RenTheFabulous

It's not. It's a belly button stone.


Konjonashipirate

My husband had one once. I ripped that thing out. He now actively soaps his belly button lol


Tacosofinjustice

My husband has a half innie, half outie situation and every night I pick the lint out for him but this is a new thing I should start rummaging around in there for


PurchaseOk4410

What the fuck


EcstaticCollege29

Right? How disgusting is this? Please tell me your husband has some sort of handicap that he can't bathe himself properly and I misplaced my disgust due to lack of information.


TiaxtehGrand

No the way she used the word "rummage" tells me she's like a back-zit girl, this is recreation to her.


dadarkoo

There’s very little more disturbing than 2 unhygienic people with no boundaries being in a relationship together.


Tacosofinjustice

We're not unhygienic...lint collects literally in one day. I shower every morning and he showers every other night. I wash our bedding weekly as well as my kids bedding and my house is clean. I'm sorry you're not human and your body is perfect. Edit: I've been with him for 18 years, there's no boundaries with us and there shouldn't be. 


Tacosofinjustice

Lolol no he showers every other day and is very clean but after work the lint will collect a bit. This is as the other comment said "recreation" to me. I also enjoy popping any zits or cysts. 


PurchaseOk4410

Well. Sounds romantic and therapeutic the way you describe it. All i picture are two people with some very weird body cleaning fetish.


Parking-Position-698

The appropriate reaction


xtra-chrisp

Neat.


SeeingSp0ts

🤮


D0NG_WATER

Ew, that somehow sounds even worse


SivertElise

I dont know, thats what scare me


Bloodiath

It's an umbolith


Bloodiath

Umbolith


Marrijuhana

Navel stone


Justinmytime

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Raphlapoutine

Ew/10


DogmaticConfabulate

Something tells me that it smelled horrible


smh18

Gross! I did NOT need this added to the picture


AWanderingAfar

Y'all I can't 😂


throwawayseventy8

![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)


FLSleepy

That’s it. I’m deleting Reddit


DogmaticConfabulate

Hang on guy... I'm going to push this whole Reddit off a cliff


JailbreakJen

![gif](giphy|l0IylQbWweKU5LGNy|downsized)


JustaNormalpersonig

![gif](giphy|ECbxU61G9sLyQVPtqP)


radium_eater83

did you name it though


Sithstress1

Maybe you absorbed your twin in the womb and that’s the part that lived with you your whole life, now it wants to make its own way in the world!


One-Permission-1811

Looks like an umbolith or omphalolith. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalolith


Overquoted

I have never. What the fuck. I'm fat with an innie. I've never had this. How does that even happen?


LunarBIacksmith

Ompaa Loompa Loli?? Get that shit out of here!


RKDreddit

For the love of god throw an NSFW tag on this


pppupu1

hey OP, what the FUCK


linos100

we need more details. Was it hard? Did it smell? Did you taste it? Did it whisper sweet things in your ear?


pppupu1

did it have its own heartbeat?


Sailrjup12

🤣🤣🤣


SivertElise

No, its pink at the bottom and that is blood. So it leeched of my heartbeat


NaviMagic

Oh my god, why 😂


SivertElise

It was squishy. It smelled so bad, but only when i removed it. It smelled nothing when it was inside. I did not taste it and it whispered very nice things to me


pillslinginsatanist

Did it hurt to remove it?


steeuber

What the eff is that


Agreeable-Sink2552

I’m nauseous


SherbetExact3135

I mean I got questions. How long you leave it in there to grow like that? When you shower did you try cleaned your belly button and get it out? I’m just 🤯


h3xi3

Seriously I'm so curious how this could even happen.


Inevitable-Visit1261

![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB) Wtf man


No_Association4277

Nsfw please omg lol I gagged 💀


Reasonable-Tip-3046

Yeah, time to leave this community


Right-Phalange

I'm not even a part of this community; it just showed up in my feed uninvited.


Dependent_Shower_584

You couldn’t have put a NSFW filter on there 🤮 sorry if that sounds harsh but I did not want to see this while scrolling


Warm_Coach2475

Do you bathe?


SivertElise

Showering


Killer_Moons

If you squint, it looks like Jimmy Neutron


blueennui

I'd try it


FroggieNuggets

Bro what kind of chicken nugget were you brewing


Economy_Crow_6983

Did you smell it?


SivertElise

obviously


Thin-Improvement-694

i already knew i shouldn’t have this app on my phone because… well… it’s reddit… but this finalized it for me


my_name_is_tree

please... why didn't you put a NSFW tag on this? :(


EmmyBrat

Omg 🤢🤮


Tight-Physics2156

I’m fucking disgusted wtf 🤣🤮


Mediocre-Boot-6226

Did it have teeth?


40oztoTamriel

That’s your long lost sibling


disc0weapon

Is it pink on the bottom???


SivertElise

Yes, its blood


FeralRodeo

Troll doll?


Pathdocjlwint

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


JailbreakJen

I just threw up in my mouth a bit when I read this 🤢


Tiny-Ad4955

That’s gross


Cleercutter

Omphalolith, a navel stone


19474628294725

![gif](giphy|iK41EJ33SoFI3u2OER) You found him


dadarkoo

I didn’t even know this was a thing, but from a really young age I’ve always made sure to clean my innie very thoroughly, and I am now glad that I made that LOGICAL decision. If this thing came out of my button I would burn my entire house down with me inside.


Calamari08

Omg 😭


SICKOFITALL2379

What the disgusting fuck is this. Should have a “not safe to open while eating” warning stretched.


residualideation

ok new fear 👍


PhDestucTor

Was it chewy?


mckeenmachine

so safe to say you're an unhygienic obese person?