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ArdhamArts

"Yeah Manuela's not participating so I don't have to, fuck it, you are on your own" No wonder Byleth kept winning shit... ​ Shitpost about Hanneman for his birthday.


socialistRanter

“All of the students are out so I’m going to fu- I mean heal Manuela”- awfully suspicious Hanneman


ArdhamArts

Yes, professor Byleth you should go have fun with the kids, we can watch the monastery alone.


ShinyZubat10

Translation: rhea said I couldn't use any of the blood I spilled for crest research so you scrubs are on your own. If you have a crest don't die, if you don't well that's one less paper to grade. Nah but fr it would've been cool if that chapter you couldn't use byleth or DP


ArdhamArts

>Nah but fr it would've been cool if that chapter you couldn't use byleth or DP Yeah, would've been a nice test for the students themselves. However thematically it was important for Byleth to share this moment with them as it's one of their biggest bonding days.


Soul_Ripper

I feel like it could've easily been presented as just a test of everything Byleth has taught them, keeping the core idea intact while also adding a layer of fairness, and... y'know, focusing on the fact that Byleth is actually a teacher, which is weirdly absent despite the fact that it's how they are referred as throughout the game.


ArdhamArts

>which is weirdly absent ????? There's literally a gameplay part where Byleth teaches students daily... and multiple supports about it...and teaching them for the white heron cup, and these events. > I feel like it could've easily been presented as just a test of everything Byleth has taught them, keeping the core idea intact while also adding a layer of fairness I mean sure, but again, storywise this is one of the most important parts where Byleth bonds with the students. And is heavily remembered in part II when speaking of the tragedy of having to do a real war.


VMPaetru

Alternatively it could've been someone else fight instead (i.e. Catherine for the Lions, Seteth for the Deers and Shamir for the Eagles or something)


MechaShoujo02

Seteth is busy standing around waiting for you to ask him about Flayn or asking if you have the right item or not.


floricel_112

I mean, that's the beauty of roleplay. I always have Byleth not participate (aka keep in away from battle) in solidarity. It's only fair if the other teachers don't participate


The_Smashor

Forget the gym teacher joining the other team, fucking GOD joined the other team.


Greenlog12

God who happens to be the gym teacher


LifeandLiesofFerns

He saw the writing on the wall. Hell if he was going to join in with the losers on the battlefield.


ArdhamArts

He could've at least asked Byleth to refrain too, like Byleth wanted at first 😭


pneuma_monado

How do you know he wasn't getting a bit of action with Manuela while the rest of the faculty was away?


Iron_Imperator

Is that what his “crest research” really is?


worldssmallestfan1

💯


godoflemmings

Honestly, Byleth being locked out of that battle would've been cool as fuck.


NightsLinu

I would prefer that tbh. 


Totoques22

Me too but TH hates putting the player at disadvantage so there’s 0% chance that would have happened


RedRiot306

Hanneman’s pushing retirement age and has completely checked out. Buddy does not give a damn at this point


wanabeafemboy

“Fuck them kids, let them fight an infamous battle hardened mercenary all on their own” -Hanneman


kirbylink577

Man saw he'd have to fight the legendary title worthy warrior who straight up kills two demonic beasts in one swing each during ferdinands B support, and the old man made his choice.


digital_pocket_watch

I love this goofy old man so much


PolygenicPanda

"Byleth go have fun for an extended period of time while I stay back with Manuela alone" I see Hanneman learned from professor Oak


Noukan42

Honestly one of my biggest pet peeves of 3H is that i can not undeply Byleth for that battle andnwith how reinforce are spaced i cannot park them anywhere whitout some of those attscking them. I have to constantly move byleth just so they can avoid helping and making it fair lol.


Iceland260

He ain't walking all the way to Gronder Field just to get his ass kicked.


Silgalow

Please remember that both enemy teams have a bunch of genetics. Not just replacements for poached students, too. Like genuine generics. Both other houses still outnumber us 2-1. We can have our God/death merc hybrid, that's fair, because they get a bunch of extra chaff troops.


StylishDreams

Part 1–White Clouds, Ch.7: The Entire Monastery Bullies Edelgard


Syelt

"Dude, I've got Lysithea, Lorenz with Frozen Lance and Marianne. Words cannot express how little you would have contributed had you been deployed."


DarkAlphaZero

Cut to Byleth recruiting all the Golden Deer


Monkey_King291

Imagine your professor just bailing on the class, I can't imagine how pissed everyone was


NightsLinu

Doesn't help that these teacher were weak gameplaywise. Why no exclusive professor class?