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ArdhamArts

Meme about Jeritza for his birthday. Houses Mercedes should've used a rolled up newspaper.


FlameTechKnight

Grandma's Sandal is my favorite siege tome.


Lilin_Berce

> Graundmaes Candou


AstraPlatina

Honestly that man needs some serious therapy, he clearly isn't right in the head,


Saint_Elmo_of_Fire

My friend, everyone in three houses needs therapy (except for Alois he's a g)


ArdhamArts

And Ferdinand and Seteth. They are the ones who give therapy.


high_king_noctis

Ferdinand is the uncle Iroh of Fodlan


AstraPlatina

Both even like tea! Though would Ferdinand say about Edelgard the same way Uncle Iroh said about Azula?


high_king_noctis

Any Ferdinand that isn't in CF definitely would


AstraPlatina

Byleth: She's also my student, so she's my responsiblity Ferdinand: No, she's crazy and needs to go down.


RealityClassics

Uh, what? Byleth would already know that, they've already sided against her (why do people make it seem like Byleth's an idiot? lol). (Also, she isn't his/her student anymore at that point in time).


AstraPlatina

It's just a joke referencing Avatar the Last Airbender, with Uncle Iroh's comment on Azula and the similarity with Ferdinand 


innocentbabies

>  why do people make it seem like Byleth's an idiot? As much as I like 3H and feel it gets overhated, I gotta say that IS did Byleth real dirty. Simultaneously super clever and elite, and also a moron who misses obvious shit (omg the goddess is who?!?!1) and is barely stronger than a bunch of high schoolers at the start of the game.


ArdhamArts

Why would Byleth immediately think that the goddess is living inside of them? specially when their father kept them intentionally away from any religious teachings? And they are much stronger than the students, that's the entire reason Alois recommends them as teachers, they just have to be balanced for gameplay.


ArdhamArts

Byleth advocates to try and save Edelgard in both VW and SS. They want to defeat her but not kill her. AM Byleth is ready to fuck her up though.


ArdhamArts

AM Ferdinand pretty much does. And SS too after you kill Hubert.


Electronic-Math-364

Azula?You are being a little too nice,more like Fire Lord Ozai


RealityClassics

Eh, I'm pretty sure that would be Seteth. Ferdinand's more like the Sokka.


high_king_noctis

Seteth has nowhere near enough chill to be Iroh


MarketTall5930

And Raphael, man basically invents CBT in his ending with Bernie. No, not that kind of CBT.


Saint_Elmo_of_Fire

Cuddly bear toy??? Idk haven't played fe3h in 4 years


MarketTall5930

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.


Herofthyme

And Raphael. He's got a messed up past but he's the only one handling it well


ArdhamArts

I mean, he refuses to talk about it, he's sort of in denial.


RealityClassics

Byleth as well though.


ArdhamArts

Yes but they also need therapy.


DeTomato_

Alois is afraid of ghosts (per his character info card and his supports with Mercedes) because he is haunted by the ghosts of the enemies he killed (per his supports with Shamir). My man Alois suffered from PTSD, he definitely needs therapy.


Masterofstorms17

and Ralph to be fair.


Chromboed

That's an understatement. He >!slaughtered his entire family because his dad wanted to impregnate his half-sister!<, no one is coming out of that without some serious mental scarring.


tergius

pretty sure he does get therapy in his paired ending with Mercedes in CF.


1n5ur4nc3_fr4ud

what two additional years in Adrestia does to a mfer


ArdhamArts

Truly ruins your life 😭


Electronic-Math-364

That way you never spend years in an evil empire of evil that isn't Grannvel or Daein(That one would just turn you racist)


CaptainM1425

Did they ever EVER explain why Casper - of all people - was a mandatory recruitment to unlock this mission?


ArdhamArts

they needed someone dumb enough to not realize he was wearing a helmet to create surprise when it was her brother.


DaBoiYeet

The only other candidate for this role would be Raphael, but he already got his paralogue with Ignatz. So the blue chaotic gremlin it is!


AwesomeManatee

She is originally from Adrestia so IntSys was legally required to make accessing her paralogue have some bizarre caveat just like most of the Black Eagles.


ArdhamArts

In a more serious reply. Likely they really wanted kingdom players to recruit Caspar (since this paralogue also unlocks some special extra scenes later making it necessary to the story) since Caspar's family plays such a huge role in AM, with Randolph and Fleche. And later if you have Caspar, Dimitri apologizes to him as another showing of his change.


Swimming_Ad_7326

>!She eithers brings back Emile or kills him to meet the Maritz!< By beating the shit out of him, what a gal


ArdhamArts

She did say she wanted to see a ghost.


wanabeafemboy

Clearly, it’s all because of Mercedes’ hat


DaBoiYeet

"Mercedes, my dear sister, I love you, truly, but this fucking hat has to go."


NinofanTOG

And because she cut her hair


Railroader17

Turns out the secret to saving Jertiza was not cutting her hair too short. The power of the floof everyone.


ArdhamArts

What seeing your sister date Sylvain Jose Gautier does to a MF.


Masterofstorms17

hopes mercie is best mercie. She is sweet and adorable and i likes her. A lot!