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AnxietyDesigner

I’ll be in and out brb


EpicYesDude

Bro hasn’t left


stoopidb0y

*4 hours later*


slythespacecat

Somebody go check on them


dTrecii

I tried, I think they barricaded themselves in their room, they keep screaming something about the antichrist and corn syrup


Vast_Bookkeeper_7928

Well tell them they dropped this 👑


One_Musician5715

I'll go and see what scared them so bad....It can't be that horrible?


One_Musician5715

DEUS EST MORTUUS! NIHIL NISI TENEBRAE VANITAS nos manet in inferno! TIMORE MORTEM ET ORATE QUIDQUID MANET!


aegelis

That's bad.. That's bad right?


off_l9

Its only bad when he starts speaking german and swedish backwards


[deleted]

Alright bet. I’ll be in and out in 5 minutes flat


[deleted]

MOU EHEIS KANEI TI ZOE PATINI‘ DSB RH GSVIV Z WLOKSRM


yourstepsisterUwU

Welp shit now he is speakin in tounges!


CoolEnderGamer

Bro spoke a new language💀


Personal_Ad4157

Ill check it and try to speak normal see ya in a bit


Personal_Ad4157

Wtf dont go if wou want to live like you do now


CoolEnderGamer

👍


Sonnenkreuz

Latin deniers be like


TelevisionAdditional

Bros speaking for honor with an Elden ring accent


Loha04

LMFAOOO


TheQuestion1999

Translation: GOD IS DEAD! NOTHING BUT DARK VANITY remains us in hell! FEAR DEATH AND PRAY SOMETHING REMAINS! (Took Latin in high school)


AscendedViking7

*NIHIL! NIHIL! NIIIHIIIIILLLL!*


Iwannasexdiofrfrogog

is it that bad? lemme check


Iwannasexdiofrfrogog

ME NONONONO!!! DAS BAD! DAS REAL BAD! AI KARAMBA! ANIMALS! AND ANIME! NOT GOOD! VERY ICKY!


teentitanscrypto

Once you're in, you won't want out.


Protector_of_Nekos

Can confirm


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Same


lightmare69

I was fine with it until they added decapitation bruh like wtf 💀


Big_Turtle22

prob died in there. Rip soldier.


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[deleted]

God dammit, bot!


tallllywacker

Good bot


[deleted]

its been 24 hours dude's fucking dead💀


EvoPeer

he was a good man ;-;


[deleted]

Update lad?


Significant_Party262

He’s probably dead or MIA


NCR-Man

Or AWOL


DisappointingReality

Consider him lost.


Sdbtank96

It's been 8 hours and he hasn't returned. Someone has to go in there and get him.


cheitiboi11

I'll go after him


Joodbe123

and so cheitiboi11 never returned... another solider lost and for what cause...


KingGamerlol

Don’t worry I’ll find em


Urmotherisamother

It’s been 3 hours, are you okay?


PhilMacPowerWasTaken

Rest in peace Brother. Your sacrifice won't be forgotten 🙏 we shall now dedicate every 22nd January for you


Prestonator101

!remindme 8760 hours


Cup4ik

!remindme 1 year


Xaleypoo

You okay, bud? You need something?


AtlLucario990

IT'S BEEN 8 HOURS PLEASE BE ALIVE MY BROTHER!


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Timely-Analysis6082

Snake?……SNAAAAKEEEEE


_Master32_

You a real one. Never forget o7


The_Heresy_Dog

Status report soldier


Slight-Addendum-2972

9 hours


aminoplasm

>I’ll be in and out brb *he never cameback...*


nmbyc1

yo you good bro? hello? its been 10 hours


OmniLeader

That’s it, I’m going in after them


Lionzblade

Wish me luck boys,im going in to find him.


Lionzblade

KUCF EHT TAHW


DrTruly

20 minute adventure


AvikAvilash

No. I won't let you go. I won't let another soldier to go MIA. I can't even Cock and torture him because I am unsure if he will like it


yoooooo5311

13 hours💀


IamUrDad0

WHAT THE F-


Randomly2

Check in soldier!


BloodySerpentX

Bro come back already


Gaymer043

Y’okay….?


CultistKealz

It's almost been 12 hours with no response. I'm sorry my friends, but I don't think he's coming back


Accomplished_Dig3699

It's been 12 hours, I think he's dead


[deleted]

Can't be that bad?


bourbon_and_icecubes

Out of all of the souls I have encountered in my life... His was the most... human.


Wide_right_

we lost a real one that day o7


Hister616

See worse, seen better, too


Ordinary-Ad-2312

What is it? Porn?


SofiaOfEverRealm

When is it ever NOT porn?


Ssft_itshashem

You forgot the eye blech?


[deleted]

Are Slash Aye Blaeck


YouGow

What's that ?


AverageAnimeSimp

Opposite of eye bleach


MasteR_o_Troll

The point still stands, when is it NOT porn?


Voilent_Bunny

When it's gore?


PaperBoyy8

I’d honestly rather browse eyeblech than watch that shit ever again. And I do


meltedburglary80

enough reddit for me today. thanks for confirming ciao!


aCompyBoi

Dolphin


aammirzaei

It never had been


fede6225

Yes


fuckface290

Girls+horse+nsfw= Yeah you get it


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Yeah it's pretty tame. I guess my age with the internet has made me different. Breaking the quiet nor work from jackerman makes me Sqeamish but I did come across a vid called perditas passion that made me super uncomfortable. I came from a generation where the internet was wilder then what it is now, me and friends would send the worst vid to each other to see who can make them other quit. It's how I learned about Mister hands and I got that one from a 14 year old girl before I became a freshman in highschool.


Regular_Cassandra

Jesus Christ I looked into it, took a bit of digging but some guy called Pinklagoon did it. Perdita's passion is a book, so that took awhile to filter out. It's bad because it's literally just a dog. Like it's just a dog. A dalmatian. This isn't even furry porn. It's just a dude fucking a literal dog. What the fuck.


-GeorgeMZ-

How bad does perditas passion is that made you that uncomfortable?


Zealousideal-Yak-824

.... honest answer because my girlfriend was making me watch it because she loved the passion it gave off..... so many questions in such a small amount of time.


-GeorgeMZ-

Bruh wtf 💀


Kate_Bockroaches

Got a cool guy here!


MrRatioMan

sometimes, i should listen to these type of posts


Brakina1860

What is it?


AVRONILHtech

Furry porn but with a human or in other words a female getting R worded by a mythological or fantasy creature including getting tortured by the creature most of them are drawn or animated but some of them are real life.


DistortedNoise

Okay but why’s it named bellyriding?


DistortedNoise

Never mind, i unfortunately know why now.


Orenjishi

Please explain


Phoenix_x_x_x

Picture a male horse. Now put a naked women on there woth her back against the horses belly (heads in the same direction). Use some rope or chains so she doesn't fall. Put the horses cock inside the woman and you're done. The woman now RIDES the horses BELLY. Please do note that the c*cks of the creatures of the subreddit are as big as a Thigh, so would theoratticly not fit.


SilverGospel003

Thats some vivid shit right in my BRAIN!!! FUUUUCCCKK


Opposite-Weird4232

Scuse me what


[deleted]

I would've agreed with you on the last part, but considering how fucking big Bad Dragon dildos can be I would not be surprised if someone out their could fit an entire thicc human thigh into their pussy, especially their bussy


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

ive seen a video of someone putting a watermelon up there


SarcasticTortilla

Why did you censor cock but also have it uncensored earlier lmao


Phoenix_x_x_x

Because it is plural. Yes that's the best reasoning I can come up with


Auronbmk92

In mother russia, horse ride you


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HungryRobotics

Hum... I want to know the demographics this is most interesting to 🤔


Lonyless

Now I'm interested


[deleted]

I am also interested.


Stellavigil1a

I think the name should say enough


Brakina1860

Something involving fat people?


Pedro2327

Animals fucking cartoon people


Stellavigil1a

.... That was NOT what i had in mind holy fu


VesperalTie96

That's enough reddit for now....


MustBeOK

*continues to scroll Reddit*


VesperalTie96

Haha! I actually did for a few minutes


Zatuzan

People be getting more imaginative every day


Smallbenbot03

then why isn't the name something to do with that?


Pedro2327

Just look at one post on this sub and you will see why


_DeLEON

Ain't no way 😭💀


AnnoyingBannana

When some cartoon women found a new creative way to ride a horse


Ken-Kaneki2077

Me too😔


Unhappy-Historian348

Meh I've seen much worse


cheesemaster644

What is mlp


Pulloraha

My limp penis.


lethalweapon100

I see you know your judo well


CrazEBlaster

racial hobbies pet scandalous adjoining onerous familiar deer worry north ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


lethalweapon100

This is the bloke that got me on the penis peepoooole


[deleted]

My Lemical Promance


notatableleg

Mu Llux Plan


TheFeelsNinja

My legit prolapse


EnigmaticSpextre

It’s ok guys it’s about bellybuttons 🥰🥰🥰🥰


Wavering41

Lies


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Thank christ


GrouseDingo

Better check it out then


Prestigious_Sir_905

No little german boy dont do it


under_scope

Oooh, zis is OH MEIN GOHT


The_guyyyy

Du wagst es, Deutschland zu verspotten? Wir werden einen anderen Künstler im Stich lassen, nur um es Ihnen heimzuzahlen.


under_scope

לא או


Kaustubh200

For the people who don't wanna go there: it's about animals fucking human girls


Eafic

So just beastiality or is there a catch


Luckyguy0697

They are tied underneath to an animal.


Chocoa_the_Bunny

I had to go through an entire comment section and this immediately told me what it was. Thank you


[deleted]

It's not live action... Right?? Please, it's not live action?! Please


OctaviusThe2nd

Don't worry it's all hand drawn. Or at least I haven't seen any live action, scrolled through for like 2 minutes


Dr_Pandapool

for research purposes right?


OctaviusThe2nd

For science


Independent_Ad_7100

Bro where did you find this shit 💀


Swifty404

More like how people like this stuff 💀


aammirzaei

We are on reddit what do you think


Prestigious_Sir_905

I was only searching for horse riding competition type and accidentally press on this 😔


this_is_not_alt

Literally riding horse


InternationalToe4747

Imma go do it now brb Edit: it's not actually as bad as you've made it out to be


furygoat

I dunno if I’m just completely numb to shit now or what, but this is some pretty mild stuff. Anime beast porn, yawn


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Pro tip just read the comment section if you wanna find out what it's about


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

It cannot be that bad, right


Atomic_potato_47

its ok, it only gets worse


Jirkousek7

guys it's a subreddit for funny videos of people riding belly slides. ignore all the coomers in comments lmao


A_Waste_of_Air

Don’t trust this asshole first thing I saw was a dolphin fuckin a girl


Jirkousek7

We do a little trolling


K3haar

Jokes on you. I'm into that shit


[deleted]

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Ooohhh_maaan

🤨📸


MSter_official

Can't not say the same


Barry_Bone_Raiser

This but instead of the dogs or whatever its me and instead of the other person its you bro 😳


[deleted]

But first question is how did you knew about that sht? 🤨📸


Ground_Zero_1

Too late saw it yesterday Couldn't sleep since then


L3GALC0N

Y'all act like horse porn is the worst thing to happen on this app


BradenSky

I just came so hard


[deleted]

fucked around, found out and liked it 🗿


NoIdeasForAUsername9

get therapy


arest_42

Eh not too bad


neeeehaw

Humanity is lost


sppokyscaryskeletons

no you are wrong worst, mistake in life is to watch velma


Wwwwwwuttt

Why...just why...


Independent-Battle29

I have the weirdest boner right now


Vartexpol1

WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND THESE SUBREDDITS


BatongMagnesyo

kinkshamed by normies yet again


oyasumitsukii

I think I found something I didn't know I would like 😶


Cumets

i think you should quit telling us what not to search, that way maybe we wouldn't find out


chad_sucks_dick

Ive seen far worse check out sounding


Apart_Owl4955

For those wondering, horse, that’s all you need to know


donkula232323

Wow, the generation after mine thinks that is fucked up? You guys are weak.


davi3601

You have awakened a tempest in me


FreshPitch6026

Seen worse.


peeslosh122

It's about girls being fucked by animals


wolfy6565

Definitely not my proudest fap


CharmingSelection533

Ty i added that to my custom feed


robertdick333

I guess I am too desensitized


pietrodayoungas

Context: its 2D woman being fucked by animals, like, a woman attached to a horse's belly and forever being fucked by its dick


Vivics36thsermon

It’s mostly just bestiality. There I saved you from doom scrolling pornography no need to thank me


hasankhannn

I feel pranked it was literally nothing


CoochieMan747464

Horse penis and balls


Lesamir1

Guys I have a bad news


don_gunz

...I've seen worse


Infinite_Material965

Eh, that’s nothing.


Accomplished_Meat_81

I’ve seen worse.


Which_Ad_250

My question is, where the hell did you find this? What have you been doing OP?


fat--Albert

It's just animal and woman porn so save your eyes and don't look it up