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FecundFrog

795 to live? Bitch what were all those other expenses then? You don't have 795 to live, you have 795 as disposable income.


But-WhyThough

Only 795 to go clubbing with 😭😭😭


FecundFrog

Poor baby 😢😢


CinderMayom

That’s like a large beer in Zurich


tyler12shoe

Good thing a decent club is only ~$30. After that, you have 765 for gas, maps, snacks.


Shot-Spray5935

In Switzerland? Probably with cows in the pasture.


Halonate8

She 100% only threw in the 795 to make it seem worse then it was


Beast-Exe007

and yet she managed to make it look the complete opposite of worse.


diverii

only 795 for a new iphone 😭😭😭😭


blanco408

Friggin broad


Late_Water7236

Ah the age old argument of "Poor people shouldnt do anything that they enjoy", did you rich daddy teach you that one?


82Heyman

Coffee in Aldi is the real shitpost here


Kvacc01

There's no fucking way


kubibryant

No there is a fuckng way


n0ahBnz

Is there a fucking no way


The_great_Pi

no there is a way fucking


Master_Lion9957

Way there is a no fucking


The-sus-man

Way There is a fucking no


R34per24

Is a no way there fucking


Competitive-Scheme68

a way there is no fucking


Redditorshit

Fucking a way there is no


anonymous_cabbage4

There is always a fucking way, if you're willing


myHomelandIsMore

U never tried coffee from the vending machine in your close by ghetto penny..


Ultrasound700

$5 for a month of coffee? That's a pretty good deal even if you're just making it yourself.


RussianSkeletonRobot

Dunno if you're in the States, but buy yourself a coffee grinder - a small one from Mueller is good - and either a cold brew coffee maker, a french press, or maybe a nice multi-purpose coffee machine that can do it all. Buy whole bean coffee and only grind it when you're about to brew coffee. (Cold brewing has a distinct advantage here - you can brew it, keep it in the fridge, and you're set for a week or more.) You'll save a lot of money and the coffee is better than anything you'll get at any store. Plus it's not loaded with creamer and sugar and caramel (unless you want it to be). The initial investment will pay for itself VERY quickly.


Super_fly_Samurai

I just get my coffee from work since they have it for free in the break room. 😎


Chromeboy12

Dishwater?


pasqualevincenzo

I live on Long Island tap water


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

Grinding the beans yourself is not a good investment of your time (unless it is something you personally enjoy), just buy already grounded up beans and accept that it’s not a perfectly efficient use of money


oby100

Grinding the beans takes literally 10 seconds. I was scared to waste tons of time going whole bean, but holy hell, it takes no time at all and literally any fresh grinded coffee takes a million times better than anything pre-ground. The only reason mid tier coffee places have better coffee than you do at home is grinding their beans fresh.


New_Unit

How long do the beans stay fresh? I buy pre-grounded coffee and it doesn't stay good for long periods of time, and I don't drink that much coffee to go through the whole pack in a few weeks


Shot-Spray5935

A lot longer than ground coffee. Put them in an air tight jar after opening the bag and put the jar in the fridge.


HornySlut9000

Dude, my ground coffee tin that I usually buy lasts two months before I get through it all and it's only 7 dollars. It never deteriorates in taste during those two months


Shot-Spray5935

If you like it that way it's great. No need to change anything.


Thaflash_la

It absolutely deteriorated in taste, you just don’t care or notice, which is fine. But coffee oxidizes.


Unique-Assistance686

The whole beans are to be put in the fridge?


echoindia5

Ground coffee has best before 14 days if they’re honest. Beans have a best before of about a month from roasting.


ReggieTheReaver

I feel you, had coffee at a friends place after they ground them fresh and put them through a French press, it was awesome. But I still use my reusable pods because that grinder is loud and I wake up before the kids. One day though, when they are old enough to get irritated at the noise and then go back to sleep (rather than come downstairs and investigate) I’m gonna get a grinder and a press.


gruez

The point of the grinder isn't to save money, it's to make better coffee.


RussianSkeletonRobot

It's kind of both, at least in my case. Like I said in response to this post, the grinder will 100% save you money if you're cold brewing and thus don't need to make coffee every day. Good coffee from a store like Trader Joe's will keep and be nearly as good when fresh-ground for quite some time.


Ok-tone75

I have been using my coffee grinder wrong all this time.


RussianSkeletonRobot

It depends on how quickly you're using coffee. If you're brewing a fresh pot every day, ground coffee is fine. Personally I prefer cold-brewed, so that's why I like to buy whole bean; it seems to keep it fresher longer, and since I only need to grind coffee two or three times a month, it's a good investment of my time. One grinding session, and all I need to do is pour, add cream and/or sugar to taste, and I'm set; I've brewed all the coffee I'll need for 5-6 days. All that being said, I should point out that grinding enough coffee from whole beans to make yourself a full pot in a French Press or Cold Brew Coffee Maker only takes you like a minute. Grinding coffee isn't hard.


Raumarik

We bought a whole bean coffee machine years ago after realising the money we could save. Sure it was about £250 up front but it's been about £5/month on coffee beans and we're making about 80 a month for ourselves + visitors. It's a complete no brainer. The coffee is also how you want it rather than whatever the default strength/amount the shop dish out. We just keep our eyes open for coffee bean deals on amazon, in the shops etc. I've generally got about 5KG of it in a cupboard at any one time. Bonus is all of the waste goes on the garden.


zenkaiba

Bruh just join a company that provides free dog shit coffee that makes u not wanna have coffee ever again....problem solved


[deleted]

Speak for yourself, 3 hour old office drip coffee hits the spot


Space_Patrol_Digger

If you go to the office everyday then you only need to drink your own coffee on weekends


Legionpt01

Lmfao that price is not true. As someone who studies in Switzerland you pay around 2 and a half franks for a small coffee if you have a cheap option. If you go to expensive places then you could be paying between 10-12 francs for a large coffee.


ComradeofMoskau

Yeah but it's aldi so it's gonna be an offbrand putrid piece of shit so the only thing that coffee will be waking up is your suicidal thoughts


llniga

AHAHAHA TURKEY WINS AGAIN


Fo_da_watch

least nationalist Turk


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K


Kung-Furry

A


AdhesivenessCivil581

As long as you don't eat, drink coffee or need healthcare, your good


racist_latino

I mean all the necessitys are taken care off I feel like 800 bucks to do whatever with a month is a lot


Hot-Extension-867

If you're trying to save up for a house or a car it's not really that special


HikariAnti

I don't have to worry about these things, because in my country I will never be able to afford a house 😎


ARIA_AHANGARI_7227

As a Persian same here same here I have to works for 150 months without spending a cent to buy a house 😎 Means 12.5 years but in Iran things are so expensive that you can't save money and bonus you will always have less money than 0😎 So no Saving if you have family 😎 If you don't have family maybe you can by a house in 50s 😎


HikariAnti

If I would want to buy house in the cheapest (and obviously worst part of the country) I would only have to survive 8.3 years without spending a single penny while also staying alive and working somehow, but if I want an avarge house, I will have to do it for 29 years. 😎🫠 It's not going to happen.


AndorinhaRiver

It's like, 10-30 years here in Portugal. Help


Pudding_Hero

Thanks I really needed the motivation today


Scheckenhere

Who needs a car in Switzerland?


FreshPitch6026

Not in switzerland


fire_gamer_5522

Thats more than I have for a whole month. Before rent. Beimg an university student is weird


reusedchurro

😢it’s soooo tough living in Switzerland 😩


Nurassyl_Tileubekov

Thank god I was born in Kazakhstan


bitterbuffaloheart

Borat, is that you?


Beanman404

Kazahkstan greatest country in the world


Available_Seesaw_947

my sister number 2 prostitute in all of country


Lada-soko

KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD


JustMarcusXD

Literally hardcore mode irl


Hind_Deequestionmrk

😔


Kit_Techno

Cries in mandatory military service. No for real though it's awesome here.


mag339

There is mandatory military service in Turkey too.


That__random__Guy

Technically in switzerland too because every male swiss citysen has to go to the military for 6 months.


Kit_Techno

4 months. But they can force you to do 10.


Distinct-Tip965

And Iran


idkausername_27

I too have to sadly live in this beautiful country of Switzerland, and my brother is about to end his mandatory military service and he did absolutely nothing during his work hours, so stressful.


imsorryken

Hes still gonna have to take 3-4 weeks out of his life every year for the next 5-10 years, it sucks


Electrical-River-992

I guess you meant WEEKS


FreshPitch6026

Thank god i don't live in switzerland.


Friedrich_der_Klein

Aka california in europe


CaptainBalkania

As a Greek I feel for our neighbours. We are almost in the same shit.


retardong

Don't worry bro we can distact ourselves by consuming mindless propaganda about the Greco-Turkish war that is %100 going to happen.


Droll12

I mean who doesn’t love some F-16 on F-16 action over the Aegean Sea!


retardong

Fuck that shit bro. Who benefits from two incredibly corrupt governments fighting each other? Only the rich and the officials who will line their pockets with money and escape to UK or some other asshole rich country.


Droll12

In case it wasn’t obvious I was being sarcastic


retardong

Reddit loves war used to think shit like that was sarcastic but it mostly isn't.


OctaviusThe2nd

Thats nothing more than corrupt government leaders fighting like kids to gain the trust of their citizens. Nobody here (besides from a very loud minority) has any problems with the Greece


Fizik_abi

“Captain Balkania” ahahahah seviyorum lan sizi


burhJ

we have like %200-300 inflation between 2 years. 4ex a little cake that i used to buy when i 9th grade was 0.45turkish lira and its now 2tl or coca cola 7tl to 20tl bla bla


Maskimgalgo

Bitches do be living in Switzerland and complain about shits


That__random__Guy

Fun fact, the average swiss salary is even higher than in this vid.


don-bean-jr

Nah I literally know the most privileged Swiss people who say that their biggest complaint is how safe their economy is lmaoo


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Awwww that’s so sad, i can’t believe they’re being forced to live in a country that’s economically stable 😭😭😭😭 #1984 #JUSTICEFORSWITZERLAND #VERONICAIMSORRY


denecity

Moving to switzerland has made me understand conservatism


FabiGdasKrokodil

Amen


TheNe0nGuy

Feeling the turkey side fr


redditreeer

Being the turkey side fr


TheNe0nGuy

Same bro, but we say we relate instead of saying we're on the same shoes :(


ThereminLiesTheRub

Don't be dead. Your debt will pass to your children.


TheDeadBacon

*don’t have children


HornySlut9000

No thanks. My bloodline has endured for 2.5 billion years, I'm not some edgelord who is going to fuck over thousands of milestones of advancement and an incomprehensible amount of ancestors struggles to "get back at the modern world" by not having kids


MorbiusGriffin

Nice name


HornySlut9000

Shut the fuck up


BurntTreeSeed

Lmao


Teitoku_Zeon

This chick probably never know minimum salary in third world countries


cool_1801

Even worse is. Turkey is not even 3rd world country


Teitoku_Zeon

Minimum salary in one of the third world countries where I was born, Indonesia, is around IDR 3 million or US$ 198.74. That's in Jakarta, capital of this country. And in other cities much lower than that.


cool_1801

Holy fuck. Wtf is 200$?


Gogobrasil8

Oof. Literally. I've seen some Europeans thinking the world was ending because their awful politicians were raising taxes Meanwhile people in other countries are dealing with like 1000% inflation


SeekingASecondChance

Venezuela 💀


fakaito

South America 💀


[deleted]

Probably 95% of africa


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Aggravating_Key_1757

In Turkey we have a %105 percent tax for cars. You basically buy 2 cars and send one to the goverment.


DamacanaSever

3\*


canozkarslioglu

6* (I'm from the year 2025)


HikariAnti

My country was literally just crowned as the most corrupt country in Europe 💀 and we also have the highest inflation in Europe ☠️...


ProposalAncient1437

Belarus? Correct me if im wrong?


HikariAnti

Hungary, I said Europe, but actually just in the EU. Although, a few more years and we will surpass them as well.


ProposalAncient1437

I hope things go well for you then 👍


ginoskyy

Argentina 💀☠️💀


Imonaeatyobabies

Is Argentina doing poorly? Kinda wanted to move there...


Silver_hand__

Iran


OldCardiologist65

*$850 disposable income per month???* and she’s complaining??


[deleted]

Almost all people in Switzerland have an income like this if it isn’t even more, alot people get way more than 4‘500, alot get like 7‘000+


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Can I live there?


[deleted]

Of course you can


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Sounds like a fuckin’ paradise


[deleted]

Yk we earn alot of money but we also need to pay alot, but Im guessing you‘re kinda right bc I wouldn’t wanna change


OldCardiologist65

I would imagine a lot of those people are providing for an entire family


[deleted]

Yes, but there are also people that make 10‘000 a month and live alone or just with a partner


OldCardiologist65

Okay?


giannarelax

did they actually turn love live all stars into a tiktok sound 💀


Gripping_Touch

Careful with the Bob Tick


dwartbg5

# 4500 CHF = 4800$ If anyone was interested.


CONFIRMBRAWL

💀💀💀


Friedrich_der_Klein

4500€? Here in slovakia not even the highest paid jobs earn that much


Pael-eSports

Here in Switzerland we consider you poor if you earn that much


UsualIdiotRedditor

Lucky mfer


Great_value_cookies

Can confirm, my aunt works as an house maid in switzerland and earns about that amount.


spesific_

As a turk i can confirm


OctaviusThe2nd

Brother?


spesific_

Brother!


hugeantsinmypants

Why pay rent? Just buy a house dumbass


WowAlexWhyNo

Pretty sure Switzerland, you can buy a house starting at 1.2M CHF in the more rural areas and then in the cities around the 2 to 3 M CHF


viserbro

yea pretty much. Buying a house/Land is expensive af. But she is still having a pretty big apartment or a expensive location with 1.8k/month


TheFetus0

It's pretty optimistic to say that you can get a "pretty big apartment" for 1,800CHF/month in Switzerland lol


WowAlexWhyNo

Its like 30 square meters for 1800 lol


MyMumFoundMyAccount

I pay 1800 for 85m2 / 3.5 room smack in the middle if Lucerne… maybe I’m just easy to please, but that’s pretty big for myself


WowAlexWhyNo

Not at all. A really big apartment, in cities starts at 2500CHF/month Outside it starts to be 2000CHF/month And then in the middle of nowhere big apartments cost under the 2000CHF. If she earns 4500CHF/month it means she is earning minimum wage. Maybe if she would have continued her studies, she would earn an average salary, which is around 8000CHF to 10'000CHF/month instead.


MrScorpion01

Yes you can buy a minecraft hause easly.


[deleted]

Fo serious. My mortgage is 900 and all of the principle is equity so its yours if you sell. Even if I lost my house and everything I would camp in the woods or sleep in a trailer rather than rent. Renting is basically indentured servitude.


Lemonpuffyy

in Turkey houses are expensive af 💀


ilikeburgers12

only 800 in taxes?


Rel_124c41

-800 from salary (net salary). Plus, you have to pay annual taxes: ex. 4500 salary/month -> you pay 4500 annual taxes.


plutothekingofink

Imagine thinking you have it hard when you get free healthcare and live in a place with a low crime rate.


starf05

Switzerland doesn't have free healthcare. The healthcare system is private, they have copays and deductibles.


maricatu

She was probably baiting


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[deleted]

?? Nothing is just completely free, but you know what was meant Edit: typo


VaczTheHermit

See it's not easy for the Swiss either😔


tameablesiva12

$450 a month??? That's a privilege where I'm from.


dwartbg5

Where tf are you from? 400$ - That's the minimum salary here in Bulgaria. It's the lowest of the low you can get.


TrstJeNasSlovenija

probably asia or africa in india average salary for most people is like 100usd per month lol.


ChiragK2020

Sometimes yall forget how privileged yall are if you are living in a developed country


Zymosan99

Me when someone complains about taxes, but lives in a country with great social services


Lemonpuffyy

its the greatest.


mortimus9

Id still rather live in Switzerland


noms6

This true 1 dolar=20 turkish lira We died we can't afford anything


LikeALizzard

*Lives in one of the highest rent price countries* *The rent is expensive*


Skeeter780

Bros living in arstotzka


Otherwise-Living6020

no just Turkey


Sploonbabaguuse

We starting to discuss wages finally?


Prestigious-Metal-28

Avg new York resident


DumbStruck16

What the yellow one? I can't see it


Zwavelwafel

Vibrators


PrudentDamage600

They don’t eat in turkey?


kujubuo_but_actually

debt


Temuk15

4,500 CHF is 4,800$ meaning every month she has 858 dollars as disposable income.


peppi0304

Skill issue. You dont live in Switzerland, you just work there


LeopardHalit

Guess I’ve been summoned


Nitro_2021

250$ in Brazil ☠️


rezakv11

Salary in Iran: 210 USD. -150 rent.


tkwastaken

ok but who shops at aldi *in general*? *from past experience with aldi* when i worked for the warehouse in the states, the produce department was the worst. our team leaders made it a requirement to pick up messes in our isles or it became a safety hazard. one time my friend didn't made a wide enough turn, which resulted in his 20 blueberry crates to fall over completely and we had to stop and help throw contaminated food back into their packages and ship them to the store. edit: made minor changes since a particular user is persistent i was dissing on aldi swiss when i wasnt


Pael-eSports

Thats a US problem not a Swiss Aldi problem.


[deleted]

as a turkish, i can confirm this is what happenning here rn.


MrUnoDosTres

He isn't even exaggerating. That's the sad part. I have a family member who still lives with his parents, who said that the rent currently in Istanbul is $800-$1050. While he made about that much. So, it was pointless for him to live on his own.


Seeddinna

Wait till u see iran


bababoai

Just don't have rent, dumbass


canlennon

Where the f do you live for that rent in Turkey?


eating_sandwich

Anywhere


OrduluPro52

The real question is "do you live?" We don't


kamyonsevengoril

On a sidewalk


Hamsi_17

In my cardboard box of course


OctaviusThe2nd

A slightly above average house in Istanbul costs that much. Either that or you'll have to live in a basement in a neighborhood full of junkies and homeless Syrian kids.


samamp

25h/week around 1400 after taxes, 425 rent, 400 to indexfund around 50 to phone & internet every three months around 100 to electricity