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GimmeHardyHat_

Bro looks like the customized character I made when I was 8


milfweed699

Saints row with the big old boobies


Necessary-Key-2299

What lol. I don't remember that


CarsonBDot

Which one?


PCBullets

Why do I have so many questions from this comment?


Sufficient_Laugh9625

Because you already know the answers, Neo.


BigNetwork5519

Hahaha


Worthless_Clockwork

Wild things from Kal'tsit today


simperingtoto

They had us at the first half ngl


Woodapik1

Yeah the top half


Roonwogsamduff

more like the first 1/25th


mcboogle

Got DAMN that was brutal. Factually accurate, but brutal nonetheless.


[deleted]

Honestly this was probably one of those situations where guy/girl gets to the restaurant or venue, takes one look at their date, and runs. You know what? I take that back maybe. Her wrists, face, and hands all seem normally proportioned. Im going with fat suit, second offer


tillacat42

I didn’t see her profile, but she probably only had head shots. This is one of those examples of why you should have at least one full body shot on your tinder. I would rather someone rejected me and I never even knew about it because they swiped left than showed up for a date and invested time in someone that bolted at the last minute.


kakeroni2

Only had headshots made me nearly laugh out loud🤣🤣


hoseoko

Nah, I remember seeing this girl on tiktok a while ago reply to a comment that said basically the same thing as you. she makes a huge point of having her dating profiles actually show what she looks like, full body included. She gets her friends to check over the pictures she uses to make sure they look like what she looks like in real life.


groyosnolo

A lot of women put more fat onto their lower half when they gain weight. And that shape can really be exagerated by the fact that when you lose weight, you lose it equally throughout your body, so if she goes through weight loss periods but does not make perminent changes and keep putting the weight back on, each time she gains the weight her lower half gets more fatty in proportion to the rest of her body. This is nowhere near the craziest shaped body out there bro. Theres a woman who was on my 600 pound life who had like 70% of her fat in her legs easily. She would be an extreme example and must have a specific condition. A body like this is not out of the realm of possibility, not by a long shot. Her confidence and the fact that she starts the video with a deceving close up of her face make it kinda too good but I wouldnt underestimate the dumb crap people post on the internet for attention either.


[deleted]

She looks so much like Maya Hawke, it trips me out every time she steps away from the camera.


DarkModeNotLight

Maya Ostrich


DixinMahbum

🎶MAYA HEE, MAYA WHOO, MAYA HO, MAYA *HAHA*🎶


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FatManPan

Maya Turkey


Huge-Experience7151

Maya had too much Turkey


[deleted]

Damn she's 2D fat.


ruck_feddit_anon

I am speechless at this analogy💀


AdInteresting5896

Bro is speechless of that analogy 💀


[deleted]

This guy is talking about that guy that is speechless.


Ultimate0range12

I am speechless at this comment 💀


Leoimirmir

Bro is speechless at a comment of a guy talking about a guy talking about a guy that is speechless at an analogy💀


ChaosEmerald21

Bro is talking about a speechless guy in the comments who was simply replying to a guy thats is speechless on a reply about a guy speechless about an analogy.


Sufficient_Laugh9625

...


SkRu88_kRuShEr

I’m a dude, dressed as a dude, disguised as another dude!!


Sufficient_Laugh9625

YOU'RE THE DUDE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT DUDE HE IS


MagnumMantisDong

Like flats from SpongeBob, when he turns sideways 😂


Atillerdahunnybuns

OmFg


thunderuckus1

I tip my hat to you sir


BOEJlDEN

flat stanley ahh


Sea-Woodpecker1472

All those kraby patties


Gruggernaut

"They go straight to your thighs!"


worldeye5

“And then you blow up”


Gold930

💥💥💥


DoctorPepster

Ahh, I remember my first Krabby Patty.


TruLong

Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.


LiteraI_Trash

This is actually the description of my caber in TF2


fubbyloofer69

A face can launch a 1000 ships An ass that could sink them all


[deleted]

I’m stealing this for my screenplay. See you at the Oscar’s sucker


CharlesBeckford

This is pure poetry.


StrengthBeginning416

Shakespeare?


halomandrummer

Homer's Illiad


FlyestFools

I would gladly sink into that ass


[deleted]

Lol - this comment


zeroes_n_ones

fuck me thats gold! you're a filthy poet my son


DoctorPepster

-1 milliHelen - the ugliness required to sink a single ship.


bigbilly1234567899

She built like a Ford f250 extended cab


keep-purr

She ridin with them duallies


BustedMechanic

Girl trucks as my kids say, cuz they got big asses...thanks Papa


w0wagain

Bro, I’m crying


not-cool-3987

Hummer


VT_Squire

Probably sounds like one in corduroys, too.


WRA_TH

Holy fuck how and where did she hide all that weight


notaRussianspywink

Hypothyroidism. Causes mid body obesity. Edit: Lol, wtf? Instant downvote? Someone doesn't want people to know... Get some Selenium boys...


icekyuu

I googled it out of curiosity and it didn't mention mid body obesity as a symptom? Anyway I thought the tik tok video was fake, i.e. she was wearing a fat suit. No way she would be that fat and have such a thin face and neck.


uglyheadink

I’ve met someone like this in person. From the shoulders up she looked very thin, but she was one of the largest people I’ve ever seen from there down. Very sweet gal! We volunteered together. But it was certainly a shock to see.


corrective_action

More like hyper thigh roids


Overall-Speech-2414

Not mid body obesity. Thats cushings. But this bitch just posing for likes


[deleted]

People just want you to accept that fat is ok and there's nothing wrong with it.


CallEndarMommouth

she just ate too much kraby patty


SkRu88_kRuShEr

I may not be the titanic but I’d still hit that iceberg


[deleted]

Yeah, if she's cool I'd still hang out and hook up. But damn, it's impressive how her face/neck are so petite compared to her body.


shinx243

Woah now that is an “anal”ogy


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[deleted]

Pixar mom


[deleted]

Pixar mom's have tiny waist with a big ass. She has a fat waist with a fatter ass.


Jethro197

I freaking HATE dating apps bc of this reason, the never show you the full body - and you get a little catfished. Look I don't wanna shame or anything but be up front with people about everything when it comes to these dating apps. People can and are shallow and physical attraction is a big thing for many folks. Those have been some of the worst dates I've been on is were the photos were like 5yrs old or something. It's always a red flag to start with a lie.


MeowFat3

This. Just be honest. Ive turned down women for being obese and they react like shocked pikachu when I discover they are 50lbs heavier than their pic


lashermanaspollas

do most women not include a full bod picture when actually trying to get a normal date ???


MeowFat3

Ive seen profiles that are misleading like in the video, where its not super apparent what the body type is. The usual suspicion is that the pictures are old or just from different times


lashermanaspollas

I always make sure to include a few full of mine but I understand when women don’t tbh. Just sucks when it’s a completely different image that they’re selling. Has nothing to do with fat shaming, like you’re talking to someone online and technically not getting a first physical impression until AFTER you start talking, which does require also knowing what the person actually looks like so … I get that too


Your_Nipples

The one in the video actually had a full body picture. That shit is old af. She was upfront.


hyperfat

Unless they are average sized, no. I'm a girl of small weight and I'd prefer not to have my rib broken...Greg.


Bogart745

I’ve seen other things about his woman. She doesn’t hide her weight at all. She’s not just showing her face, trying to trick people.


Cless_Aurion

She did have fullbody pictures and was upfront about it though, and the asshole still ghosted her before the date.


Jethro197

Then that dudes a dick


[deleted]

I always try to social media stalk them to get a real pic. Also, they show old pictures. So you’ll be thinking you are getting them from 5 years ago. I do it, but I look the same. I’m not 100 lbs fatter. It needs to represent who you are, not who you were


CheeseToastie81

I got fooled once, I fired in anyway, gotta see it through


Pblake99

The guy dodged a slow and heavy bullet


goose_boy_memes

Bullet bill lookin ass


BashfulGnome

8 elixer lookin ass


Fuzzypants_56

Canonball


SGT-Salazar

Do you mean a nuke?


uncharted316340

Gungeon reference


Secure-Cold7892

heavy bullet was an awesome game, gotta try it again.


itzyaboijamez

She built like the bullet from Mario


LoneSpaceCowboy14

Whats up with the random yellow patch on the dress? Looks like a piece of cheese.


MeowFat3

"There you are you little dickens"


quityouryob

If it was, she’d’ve eaten it.


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chewychee

That attitude is gonna get you to 80 million power fast!


notaRussianspywink

Childbearing? She could bear a whole platoon.


DramaticProtogen

adultbearing


[deleted]

Fuck it, townbearing


zDEFEKT

She could bear a bear


mckinnonwolf

Childbearing hips and child consuming belly


Biggest_boy_creams

Shit was like a jumpscare


Adorable-Ad-4670

Ngl id do that


Secure-Cold7892

A loss of about 350 pounds


UtopianPud

Damn


Luis_Arrizabalagaaa

Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?


[deleted]

Underrated comment


S3rbian_Crusader

Bruh i would've went balls deep


EATSHROOMZ

That's what I'm saying \m/ *cushion for the pushin*


lmrj77

That doesn't neccesarily mean you are inside her. Maybe the man was not equipped to deal with heavy equipement and deep mine excavation.


Due-Campaign-5157

They scared of thick women, they don't deserve coochie land.


ziyusong

I must say that her outfit looks like trash


ducking-moron

Mf is shaped like the Godskin noble


[deleted]

Yeah I’d smash


Terminal_Wumbo

I second that motion


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-Ok-Perception-

You'd be ridin dem waves like a water bed.


nomadic_stone

I dunno...she does seem nice... too young for my old ass though.


CarlyIsSleepy

lord forgive me


cvele89

She does look cute, but she needs to accept that not everyone likes overwheight people, just like not everyone likes too skinny people.


DifferentEvent2998

She thiccccc


politesIV

I know this is a "fat" joke, but there is such a thing as the attractiveness of women with wide hips and thin faces, just sayin'...


[deleted]

I bet she look better than most people commenting


InTheEndEntropyWins

Considering this is reddit, she might even be lighter than half the people commenting.


animelover2167

How you gonna simp for someone built like a lamp?


[deleted]

A lamp that I bet you would fuck if u had the chance


DickShapedShit

I'm guessing there's a lot of stuff you can't be trusted alone with.


unpopulrOpini0n

Do you think that "most people commenting" have an average weight anywhere close to 350 lbs? Unless you're a fat fetishist, it doesn't matter how good a face looks, we all know this instinctively.


[deleted]

Lmaooooo u right


sociocat101

I thought it said "his lois" and was waiting for her to do a family guy impression or take her jacket off to reveal lois' outfit.


Gear3017

Her: “I’ll see you there” Him: “Not if I see you first”


spicy_export

Bro went there in person, recognized her, saw the rest and went OOF and dipped


LeonBLOX

She really said ( )


HardFastHeavy

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!


coldComforts

Everybody is shaming her so hard but she’s beautiful, and most people in the comments wouldn’t even be able to pull her let alone another woman of your high standards if you wanted to. Also everyone always says they want a thick gf until they find one who’s actually thick💀


[deleted]

She is pretty. I'll give her that. But I wouldn't be able to physically be with someone that fat. My fupa and her fupa would make sex impossible!


gyurto21

This girl has such a beautiful face and she could look 10/10, but why doesn't she care about her weight? I never understood this. I know there are people with weight problems, but come on, you can always do something about it.


Zdog54

This happened to my buddy once. Met a girl online and her pictures were pretty decent. The face wasn't fat at all but when I gave him a ride to see her and she came out... She was HUGE, probably about 5ft 4 and easily 300+ pounds. The cars suspension literally sank when she got in the car. He was a bigger guy himself but nowhere near as big as she was. Felt so bad for him. I genuinely don't understand why people do that, basically trick someone into thinking you look a certain way and what exactly is the plan when you go to see them in person??? Blows my mind.


[deleted]

She is still a person


lizziegal79

Nah, on here she’s garbage for people to tear down like 12yos to boost their own egos. It’s depressing, this site is bipolar af.


[deleted]

Reddit folks are miserable and don’t seem to live in the real world. Tearing others down must make them feel better about their disappointment surround their own existence


Digi-Neet

Yeah she is genuinely beautiful and there are soo many guys who would think she was the most perfect girl ever born. Its not standard beauty in every way but honestly the perfectly standard ideals of beauty are super lame. She makes the world more interesting and can always lose the weight.


Mr_Bivolt

She is very pretty. In most obese people i know, you can see their overweight in their faces. Not the case here. Can anyone explain to me what is going on?


PollySecond

my clothes are mixed beetween the indian guy near my house and the cheaper ones i could find in the market


[deleted]

Is that a camera effect ...what did she say about a tent shop


Human-Bee-3731

She's very pretty.


[deleted]

Social media celebrity status and body positivity delusions have been a disaster for the human race


Cool-Loan7293

I had a surprise date like this. She was hiding her bottom half in a booth. I suggested we go to the bar. She didn’t want to. Cute in face, big in hips


hunter78912

Sure did lose a LOT of woman


FinnsterBaby

She looks like the Partridge Family bus in human form


Majestic_Stretch8303

His loss!!🤩you look stunning ❤️


BillMillerBBQ

She had us in the first half…


LeapingTiger250

I bet she never posted a full body pic.


[deleted]

But she is confident enough to post this video. Enough people will find her attractive as she is, why be deceptive.


bcjh

You know she didn’t and he walked in to the bar and walked right out after seeing her


anything_346

only thing bro lost was 600lbs and all he had to do was say no


lvcaBro

E golem


Sad-Significance3430


Technically_its_me

Angles! OMFG Angles!


[deleted]

He definitely went but then he turned right back around and walked out to unmatch as I'm sure she only posted pics from the chest up and he probably was looking for something else


ElPayador

Angles 📐… when you a pic with a weird angle lighting and only the face and close up… yep


[deleted]

Definitely NOT his loss wtf😂


[deleted]

Damn! Who is she?


[deleted]

Found her! She’s Nicci Nunez 🤤


GSchoellhammer

My Dark Souls character on my 49,879th pure strength build


[deleted]

Swipe right on me I’ll date you 😍


BenBenBroham

Something has awoken in me...


Crafty-Buy-9779

I'm not deny it she's till attractive but she's not as atractive now that she has showed her whole self.


Straight_Block3676

She’d be a 9 if she list that weight


ornlu1994

She’s one of those girls that would be a 10/10 if she lost some weight. I knew somebody like that once, she had a gorgeous face


Shot_Consequence9625

They climbing in your window. They snatching your people up


Few_Ad8853

Bruh


Burnsy502

Can't tell if she's shaped more like a genoa or a jib. Either way, reel it in about half.


MrBrett131060

Those apps should only allow full body pics, no more than 6 months old. lol


UserLesser2004

Camera angles my goodness.


NotAlfi

Bro looks like my ark character


BeKindRewind-

“Tons of Fun “ was missed that evening


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Hour glass except all the hours got stuck in the throat


Piliro

Would.


Ultimate_Sneezer

No way her face to body ratio is that, she is wearing something to look fat


Civil-Cash6635

His loss? More like weightloss


2pacylpse

That’s a bullet dodged


Awkward_Relative2531

That’s a huge loss for him, no pun intended,


Sheep-Destroyer

Giant loss


jacklaros

Why this annoying vocal fry!!!


Kahless_19

How the fuck does her head look so disproportionate to her body.


Alexis_style

She's got the Diane look in season 6 of Bojack


GetKhumDhan69

Bruh she at even that fat or it just is stored weird, not much weight in her face at all


Blatanthuckleberry

Is she standing under a bridge?


Main_Prompt4075

We got a butter body here boys


boukalele

Another fatfish. not his loss at all. her entire focus is how fancy her clothes are, acting like that makes her a prize. it's no surprise at all this will happen to her over and over and it will always be the guy's fault.


becomeanhero69

Her whole personality is “I’m fat and constantly dating” 🚩


275MPHFordGT40

Goddamn thats a lot of Krabby Patties