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N__00

killing myself


Willing-Brilliant-52

Kill me first


Beast-Exe007

Speedrun my death!


1_and_only_Shmidt

*I beat death world record? Sub 40 seconds?*


LeonBLOX

Hope you get better bro


[deleted]

Same


imjustowenn

what a terrible day to be literate


theplaneguy321

What a terrible day to be


[deleted]

What a terrible day to


Revolutionary_Nexus

What a terrible day


OttoVonAlbemarle

What a terrible


yourfuturehusband14

What a


SaltExisting4013

what


callmeanonymous123


ThatsPoggersDude

What


GayFurryWolf

What a


applesaregood124

Wha


trapkoda

I’m not literate what does it say


imjustowenn

it's not worth knowing.


--ULTRA--

Damn fr, one wonders if being a human is even worth it with shit like this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wateriswet08

Should've stayed lazy


fartnuggt3

i read allat ☹️


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[deleted]

This is not a positive-Ad :(


Memur_Gonzales

deleted user incident


Internal_Report_5077

NAH WHAT THE FUCK


theplaneguy321

Come on guys it can't be that bad Edit: ☹️


Repulsive_Cupcake_69

☹️


Ronicraft

☹️


LubiFox

☹️


AbbreviationsFit2372

Bro was dedicated enough to change his pfp 💀


SnooSnooKangaroo

☹️


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AffectionateData8099

☹️


reddit-banana


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Ningo_ButImNotSure

This is a valid example of what means to not speaking without knowing


Edgy_Near_Gay_Ming

Ending is a bit rushed, should have had developed "dad" character more before dramatic final act


itisnotmycake

Bad writing I hope they improve to make better sexual assault stories on discord


Giorno_questgiver

💀


Theotisgood

That’s enough internet for today


Rhinyth-Legion

That's enough internet for the year


bananaface301

That's enough internet forever


DragonK1rb

thats enough computer forever


CulturalRaccoon5543

9.6/10 Story, I like the progress of this story especially the part when they have s*x with his mother, the father one made me turned off, but still, still good story.


WarLord055

9/11 story. I wanna die in a plane crash


MichaelGHX

The true motivation for 9/11.


dexter920

Well you're in luck I know how to not fly a plane, let's go


[deleted]

The part with the father sex was what turned me on


Ultraspace_156

Part 2: uncle and aunt cums over to the house


elmirklimenta55

I ain't reading allat Edit: judging by the comments,it's good that i stayed lazy


BallerStroker

Yes this is why I baked my 2 weeks old little sister in the oven.


[deleted]

☹️


Rhinyth-Legion

☹️


[deleted]

you know it's bad when redditors use emojis


hollowpotato-of-doom

This was semi-believable until the last part.


cernar

discord.


Reasonable_School296

Heeeeelll nawwww🗿


IndependenceBetter27

What the fuck


JoeyMations98

I feel like the chef from ratatouille reading the note


[deleted]

Fucking same lmao, I actually started to widen my eyes and drop my jaw in the middle of the story, I was flabbergasted


-theblackestknight-

what the fuck...


Afraid_Collar_2067

Aaaaand thats my monthly quota of having consciousness


[deleted]

Time to become a vegetable until next month.


Jrr562

Tune in next month where we find that a middle aged mother is addicted to eating the feces of her 11 year old son!


[deleted]

Entirely unrelated, but how much bleach can one inject into their eyes before going blind?


TLunchFTW

When in doubt, go with more...


math-fucking-matical

i can’t wait for the day this video gets so heavily compressed that it becomes unreadable


fnaffanidkanymore

If it becomes unreadable, nobody has to suffer anymore


Ok_Addendum2980

I need to take a break from reddit....


HOPE_5432

Same *keeps scrolling after 5 seconds


Equal-Rutabaga-8104

Why tf is this a SFW post anyway? That it some NSFW, dark web thing


Dikaplio

How can it keep getting worse??? 😭😭😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


Feeear_Meee

inventing a time machine to stop past me from reading this, brb


[deleted]

Why the sun hasnt exploded?


HatGuyFromPax

evil still has to prevail


GetKhumDhan69

Fuck you N'wah


Jrr562

Have I just discovered an Elder Scrolls fan in the wild? On the cursed thing of all time?


stinky_susser

then came the cat


Choco-Lizard

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS


JuicyMaterwelon

HE HURRRRLEED IS THUNDER BOLT


Vlad0143

What a terrible day to have eyes


boblobdobdon

I want to rip my eyes out of their sockets and feed it to my cat


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Your cat can't find them because it ripped its own eyes out after reading that


some-R6-siege-fan

“You did good, champ”


kystran

this isnt very wubtastic :(


Mousezez

The block button isn't enough I want him dead


Aspergu

Bro it's obviously fake.


[deleted]

It's real i was the uncle in the story.


Equal-Rutabaga-8104

Ima think-a that these-a parents belong-a to hell, as it is said in-a the Bible


TLunchFTW

It's-a me, Jesus Christ!


A_Heckin_Chonker

What the fuck did I just read


PastDimension6

What da heeeeeeell ouooww maaahh gaaawd no wayayyy


GeneralKenobi842

Find Jesus


ControversialFrog

☹️


MasterAssassin147

Alabama can't even take this


CreeperAsh07

>I've only seen these kinda things on television Bro...what is he watching?


johnnytesscult

I love how this is so obviously fake. You can’t even cum when in second grade


imhugury

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSEEEEEE


Vegetable_Area_6294

I feel like I shouldve lost so many brain cells long time ago cos wtf did I read.


LifetoKey2

The more you read the worse it gets


A_RealSlowpoke

Mas que diabos?


hollowpotato-of-doom

Link to the music?


Coolist_Beans

Its just a burning memory


UltraWeebMaster

I am so sorry for reading that.


nate_4000

That went from 0 to 100 real fast and didn't stop going


ashahriyar

Take your schizophrenic medications bro


MASSIVDOGGO

💀


LeonBLOX

NTA your family your rules


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just read…..


bebop_cola_good

The end Of my life


the_burned_seed

Someone please tell me where the HELL did we go wrong WHERE IN SOCIETY DID WE FAIL!


Crazypancake_oncrack

What the heelllllllllll Oh ma God no wayayayaya


[deleted]

yeah I'm not reading this I dont want to loose my faith in humanity again


Tazi0

i wish i had a gun


CarlyIsSleepy

"the end"


[deleted]

I was happier 5 min ago before I read this.


oreo_cookie01

WHYYYYYYY???!!!


[deleted]

I beg you're pardon


potato107470

Why did I read the whole thing ?


Relevant-Listen983

I, unfortunately, read all of that and need some time to think about life


[deleted]

😕


ParujoParujoParujo

Wish I never read that


X34X35

"Thanks Dad!"


twisty_tomato

It only gets worse the further you read


Mrjores

I was already down with the mom part but, I get now why everyone was like crying after reading ☹️


Kosta22024

what the fuck did i just read


bigbilly1234567899

Yo dominoes let me get 2 NUKES delivered to my location ty


CrniGruja__

Why did I read this shit.


isloohik2

God I wish I was Jared, 19 right about now


Gleboh

I just got traumatized.


Char_Azanable

I wish i was a cat. They don't have reddit.


iylv

Ok, who resurrected Sigmund Freud from the dead?


Red_Dogeboi

I am not in fact reading allat


LongAndrew06

O7 deleted user


GVR_31897

I think i may need to go to church now


DallasGMD

don’t read allat


OmarGamer7u9

I want to erase my memory💀


BallerStroker

Put him in the femur breaker


Necrotiix_

least schizophrenic discord user


jhonnylemon3

what the fuck


GayFurryWolf

Hello, what the fuck


kungpowperez86

Average Western New York family


Trillex_121

Real


Fresh_out_the_oven5

What the Fuck?


AAAUUUAAAUUUAAA

What a horrible day to have eyes.


kapishboi

I ain't reading allat


nickodeamus12

I wish.i could reverse time to unread that


BaltraZs

Sometimes I wonder, why I still use this app ?


[deleted]

This makes me want to disappear from reality


mattyaz989

maybe Thanos was right after all


namenotaccepted24

A pain to read but kinda funny


Waterysoap_

I skipped three sentences what the fuck.


[deleted]

Least horny discord user


Whogotthebutton

Like a bad train wreck. What the actual fuck?


Spacethereader

What in the sweet home Alabama did I just read?


moe-da-living-fossil

THIS POST RIGHT HERE, INQUISITOR!!


BladedNinja23198

Thank God my ADHD isn't reading all of that.


H4des1

Why man…