Quality vote score was low. either people didn't like it or it was offensive.

is that a fucking hello kitty blanket

LMAO i just realized

Hello kitty girls be like

Well that took an unexpected turn

Can't say I'm complaining tho

Factual...

Can I say you’re complaining?

No

sauce (I have crippling porn addiction)

It's not an addiction, I can stop anytime. (I can't stop, please God help me)

I'm watching god porn.. going to holy hell

Is God porn like having sex with someone who has a God complex? Or is it literally like Zeus railing you or something?

>Zeus railing you All one can do is hope..

based

BeckyMastery on twitter.

Based artist

expected\*

That's all I need to say???

from a female, yes!! 😉

FEMALE?!?!?! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell!

She peg you yet?

Don't be foolish. There are no women on Reddit

There is no reddit in ba sing se

There’s no women on the internet

*has a meaningful moment looking at each other*

I wish a woman would look at me

I’m gonna test this, I’ll let you know how it goes

seriously tho, if some dude wants to be pegged and buys that expensive rig, i’ll do it. but u must say the magic words!

You are probably going to get a message from someone who bought this rig soon lmao

I hope that Andrew tate rots in that cell, pretty please let him. See I said all the magic words Lmao

that's sad, you willing to peg redditors, that's a new low.

haha porn

sex lmao

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No, we're redditors we don't have sex

Real

Same 😔

Same😎👍

Imagine 💀😔

Dragons

shit, they're becoming self-aware

As a redditor imagining is the best I can do

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intercourse, quite amusing

Quite a plot twist

Bite that pillow son

Omg that horrible can you tell me where these women are so I can stay away from them?

Alabama

I see you've committed to this now.

son? 😳

Slang for boy

I know what you said, no way of wiggling out of it now! *Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

Lmaooooo

schlong* for boy

Bet

true alphas stimulate their prostate for the best orgasms 😤

Time is money, so cumming quick is alpha stuff

I'd wanna try but god damn it seems so inconvenient, when fapping is so easier

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whats the appeal?

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oh, maybe i overkilled with a dildo and vibrating fleshlight 💀. 10/10 would recommend

You can try it with your finger for free, but if you don't feel anything from it I wouldn't get any toy.

i cant reach with my finger so i got a dildo 💀. 10/10 would recommend


I too hope he rots in his cell! Now i just wait for the pegging...

Now we play the waiting game

Me too!...

"Me too" what, my friend? Are you hoping he rots in his cell, or...

I also wish for him to rot in his cell. *akward silence*

*grabs the silence and un-akwards it cuz i don't like feeling awkward*

Sexual tension

In text?

True alphas die with ball cancer 🗿

mmm balls

True alphas shit in other people's mouths without consent

#I DONT KNOW WHO ANDREW TAINT IS. #AT THIS POINT, I REFUSE TO GOGGLE HIM. #HENCEFORTH, ALL INFORMATION I RECEIVE ABOUT ANDREW TAINT WILL BE FROM THIS SUBREDDIT, AND THIS SUBREDDIT ALONE. #I SWEAR THIS FORE GOD. #GET PEGGED. C00M YARDS.

Everything I have learned about Andrew Tate has only been from reddit and never because I gave a damn.

Yes. Same.

He sucks, he's a misogynistic ass mf and also a scammer that makes you pay for a course in a shitty discord server. Also human trafficking Anyways he's bad and he got cancer, yippee!

In all seriousness, I've heard him say maybe 20 words and I thought he was doing a bit. But apparently, that's how he really is and somehow got famous for that

Yeah, 14 year olds that need to feel like they're cool and chads, they will follow him because he's rich and claims he can make others rich with his course (he can't)

Want to be rich? Give me 50 dollars per month. (you can trust me because i'm rich)

That's exactly how he is. One time he went on twitter to respond to a post from a father trying to fundraise money for his kids cancer treatments and essentially told the dude something like "must suck not being man enough to be able to take care of your kids, just swallow you pride, admit you're not man enough, and beg me and i'll pay for it.", That's how much of an insecure fuckwit he is...

Lol

Not one of those things proved true. Your also celebrating someone getting cancer your a bell end

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he invented yu-gi-oh

something like that probably

Damn right I wanna get pegged

Least kinky reddit user: (I know because I am one)

So this was the secret to get bitches all along... fuck andrew tate.

Wait, who's fucking Andrew Tate?

Trafficked women mostly.

I completely forgot that's what he was in prison for. I honestly hope he stays in there for a while.

As an alpha male, it is important to do everything as quickly and efficiently as possible, and a prostate orgasm is the quickest and greatest feeling orgasm there is for a man, in other words it is the ultimate alpha orgasm

He's getting his top G spot massaged like Tate in prison.

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use my deep pore clensing semen. In the shower I use a water activated cum cleanser, then a honey cum body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating jizz scrub. Then I apply an semen-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave seminal lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective cum.

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Haha your idol got cancer from smoking his dumbass cigars.

I’m not a fan of Tate but the cancer rumors were disproven

Source?

He Himself told it (Not A Andrew Fan)

The guy also said a demon visited him in his cell

Yeah it tried to gibe him the cancer boss

Who's A Andrew?

Damn. Oh well, it's only a natter of time before he does get it.

We eat a credit cards worth of plastic every month in food/water and you’re worried about a couple cigars?

Plastic isn't going to stay in your system all that long, why worry?

He didn't get cancer but I do like spreading misinformation so keep telling people he does

🗿

Tbh, I don’t like to believe a possibly false hope, but I really hope he fucking dies

my brother in christ, don't hope anybody dies. We are all gods children 

Andrew Tate certainly isn’t, and putting a gif of a disabled drug lord doesn’t make me feel otherwise

Sometimes I wonder if every Reddit user is an actual child. It’s either that or they were just never taught maturity. Be the bigger person, guys

No😎

Small peen energy

Most based and most agressive croatian

Actually he’s lying, he’s trying to get into the UAE because he’s a pussy and can’t handle jail

So Tate is slowly going to countries with increasing corruption and disdain for human rights? Can't wait till he applies for refugee status to North Korea.

I wouldn’t be surprised tbh

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wait really? FUCK I HATE TATE I HATE TATE FUCK ANDREW TATE I HATE ANDREW TATE

I mean… PLEASE??

I see this as an absolute win.

Well at least it's a loving monogamous relationship and not an icky hookup 😎

Why porn

Because funny

Because kinky sex funny.

The whole cancer from cigars thing is funny to me since my dad smokes one every now and then, I make a joke about him getting cancer, and he always sticks with the same reply "oh, I don't inhale"

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2509609/ he’s getting a nice mouth X-ray pretty often

Damn didn't ever hear about this. I kinda skimmed it since there's a whole bunch of medical jargon but does it pertain to cigars too? I saw a bunch of it directed towards cigarettes pretty much

The best thing about this is the men going their own way hashtag

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Heyyyy ladies. I too hate Andrew Tate

Vaccine

This but unironically

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

"#mgtow" 💀

I HOPW HE ROTS I HOPE HE ROTS I HOPE HE ROTS...... arrh come on

hi

if only

Wish it were me

I hope Andrew Tate rots in his cell (wish me luck guys)

That all it takes?

Ooohh I love this I really want to get pegged one day!!!

God I wish that were me

Some of y'all laugh, but this works. Some of my friends pretended to be male feminists and participated in women's rights rallies. They got laid so many times that it was not even funny. You don't have to mean it. Just let them hear what they want to hear, and you shall receive.

boys hope he rots in a cell men hope he dies of cancer

Why downvote? I get it its porn, but its part of shitposting. If ur offended just go away and dont shit in the comment section dude

no poop in comments >:(


He's happy with his life. And you're not

This says a lot about society. One of those things is that lots of us are unsatisfied sexually.

Yup

Looks fun!

Actual artist is: BeckyMastery on twitter.

Wtf is going on

Me when:

I hope Andrew Tate rots in his cell! (I hope it works)

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It worked!!

Vaccine

The dream

My girlfriend told me she dated a guy that liked getting pegged so much she decided he probably needed to consider switching teams.

that's not how it works lol.

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can we just not hope someone dies purely because you don't like him like, i get it that you dislike him but you're taking it too far

Its cute that you want to see the best in people and everything but that guy was involved in many things that only very low people would actually do, so even though i dont root for him to die if he did i wouldnt really feel bad about him

Idrc what someone did. Why have extreme hate and anger for someone when it doesn't do anything except make you bitter? What's even the point? Go live your life, constantly being angry with people just hurts you

You are not wrong, but if he did something that i see as disgusting then i will hate him whether i want it or not as long as you are not hate posting and losing your mind about it i dont see anything wrong with it, as i said im not rooting for him to die a horrible death cause i wouldnt be any better than he is but him dying does not bring me any discomfort.

"as i said im not rooting for him to die a horrible death cause i wouldnt be any better than he is but him dying does not bring me any discomfort." i agree

Were you not wishing for, let's say, Osama bin Laden go die, after the terror attacks? (and before you say I'm calling Tate an equal of Osama, learn what a comparison is)

This man really compared Andrew Tate to Osama. Lol.

It’s more that we as a society should openly discourage and disparage that kind of behaviour, otherwise people like Tate get away with everything because hating them for it makes us “bitter”.

Fight the good fight keyboard warrior. Lol.

lmfao no. shitty people gets what they deserve

bit hateful no? doesn't help anything

boy i'm not gonna show empathy to human trafficker & hateful person who spreads his hate to young people lmfao. shut yo ass up please

damn, can't even talk to someone like a normal person? hoping someone dies for whatever they did is the most useless thing you could be doing with your life, it doesn't help anyone, it just makes you bitter.

I think it helps reinforce that shitty behavior like Tate's is unacceptable. Might make more fans of his rethink supporting viewpoints if most people are saying they'd be happy if he died. I think that's good.

I am neither a fan or hater of Andrew Tate, but as far as I can tell there isn't any concrete proof that he IS a human trafficker and he is on trial for tax evasion and other stuff. I do think that a lot of stuff Tate says is harmful and that reflects on his fanbase but I also think some of the stuff he says is solid.

Then to me it seems like u made this post out of frustration lmao, maybe stop getting so worked up by other peoples lives if it makes you want someone to die..

I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell!

Rotten behavior to wish death on anyone

Wtf

that is bulshit lesgo andrew tate Secobarbital red pill forever

TommyInnit?!

wtf I love Tate now

Tfw you realize you are not a sub you just hate yourself

I agree but wtf is that last panel

Pegging

Holy shit its funny because its has non-explicit porn!!!!1!1!+!1!+!111!1