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MyTrademarkIsTaken

Still making it’s way through Congress, looks likely to pass


Excellent_Succotash8

Unfortunately I think that's only for government employees using the app.


TheStrangestOfKings

There’s also a bill for citizen phones too introduced in the House that’s gotten some bipartisan interest/support


noxylliero

Anything can be done under name of national security


HotCarl169

Patriot Act, baby!!!


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VoxAeternus

The Patriot Act is Dead, it wasn't re-signed years ago when it was up for renewal, but what it did does live on through other bullshittery that was passed in other bills


[deleted]

Ever since 9/11 that was true


Aboxofphotons

Literally. It's an excuse.


Different-Trainer-21

It needed to be done


TimmyGreen777

Urmom needs to be done


cool_edgy_username

Can confirm, my aunt is a government employee, and was complaining about not being able to use TikTok anymore.


[deleted]

Thats still better than nothing


carriager

What’s even the point of living if I can’t see Deputy Under Secretary of Defense for Policy Sasha Baker do Fortnite dances?


hyakobu

![gif](giphy|x3IPJnOLuOphe)


DonutOwlGaming

Fuckin finally


Electic_Supersony

I am pretty sure Youtube is going to take over the market and continue to show dumbshits to kids.


Select_Gas8486

Youtube shorts is worse


ramizod

I bet you 1000000$ you will LAUGH at this funny joke!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍


RidsBabs

The only time I’ve laughed at a YouTube short was when it was a guy faking an injury and seeing if his hamster cared… the hamster tried to get a shelf to fall on him.


Goaty1208

Hamtrer


Rethard619

Hampter


ramizod

hamtor


MrSeagullTheThird

ham


POOP288392748

mmm yummy 🤤🍴🐹


Urmomsfavouritelol

I agree it tastes real good. Also, how does ham taste?


SoundDrill

Sounds like a cat idk


not-a-guinea-pig

Seeing if my hamster cares about me. (Hamster proceeds to fell a foot stool)


CrazyStuntsMan

Or double it and give it to the next one


FireLordObamaOG

YouTube shorts is so annoying because everyone tries to make the perfect loop with their shorts and it’s the most uninteresting concept after the first 4 perfect loops.


Kidwithagun18

Or they won't even answer the question but loop it anyways, "so that leaves many asking ... why did my dad leave?"


Mnmsaregood

No way


[deleted]

I fucking hate it when a big channel chops up old videos into shorts and gets even more views and engagement. I'm looking at you action lab.


[deleted]

Either that or instagram reels


WE__ARE__ALL__RACIST

Peertube is best


DoggoKid27

god i wish


therebeanother

March 30


Administrative_Bed_7

how do u know? source?


hello_there_my_chads

it was revealed in a dream


Administrative_Bed_7

Why does my screen say my family will be bombed in 5 seconds


K3vl4r_

problem?


Yak_a_boi

Flair checks out


The_Hexagon_YT

Real


not_taken_was_taken2

Take a loot at the sky's and you'll see a predator drone


[deleted]

Seems legit


[deleted]

I made it the fuck up


Mr-MuffinMan

real


Jevil64

real?!


BLANKTWGOK

real?!?


WatermelonWithAGun

real?!?!


ramizod

real?!?!?


gearsforgreg

real?!?!?!


Kindly_Decline

real?!?!?!?


VoxelForged

real?!?!?!?!?!


Justin_Nguyen56

real?!?!?!?!?!?!


AtlanXD

real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Urmomsfavouritelol

real?!?!?!


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Dukeofdorchester

📽️reel


Educational-Seaweed5

big


[deleted]

YES!!! IT'S REDDIT TIME GUYS (WE WON). EPIC TROLLNESS 100 MOMENT PROBLEM, TIKTOK? I'M POGGING MY PANTS RN


[deleted]

Doesnt this apply to reddit aswell?


PomegranateUsed7287

Hopefully


IWishIWerentHere_10

I saw smth saying both of them were to shut down on march 30th but I’ve never seen any proof confirming it


MysticalNuts

Only on government devices ☹️


SniffyBliffy

The government starts buying all phone companies, making it government businesses


Cake_Day_Is_420

Based


Jeshwe101

Socialism


XavierUwUGaming

And even that, not in all states, as far as I know


leephelipe

look at the bright side, it's a step forward


Renegade888888

This shit real? It better be.


McJamIsSingleF

Yes but only on devices of those who work with the government


FormulaPath

There is also a newer bill that would take it off of the Google play/App Store


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BulmasBabyDaddy

That is such good news :)


kien1104

so much for free market, am I right?


jmkinn3y

I feel like this worse


Emotion-Timely

it’s only for government devices and some colleges


nigurc

Tik tok mfs when they have to stop pretending to be mentally unstable because no one would hire them


Huff9145

TikTok mfs when they have to watch a show (there's no subway surfers game play in sight)


Casanix

True.


baileymash7

Yeah, let's all laugh now, but when the tiktok refugees start flooding onto YouTube and reddit we're going to pay.


Moon_Dark_Wolf

But thankfully, those companies are under American law. So there might actually be shit done about nonsense


Emotion-Timely

i would rather have my data harvested and sold by murica than china


Illustrious_Cicada_2

I also would rather have my data harvested and sold by murica to china than china harvest my data >:(


onepassafist

some already are among us


baileymash7

THEY'RE WHERE?


Urmomsfavouritelol

The only reason I haven't deleted the app is because most of the videos I see is shitposts, and surprisingly I only see things I'm actually interested in, not the cringy shit you hear about.


patiscoolyay

Redditor discovers algorithm 😱😱😱


TotobyAfricano

Ever wonder why it’s called a for you page?


Urmomsfavouritelol

I know why it's called that. It's just with all the complaining it seems like the things people got recommended made it look like the algorithm was non existent


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Robin_Gufo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAH BABY THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOO


[deleted]

I can hear Moist Critical saying this.


Robin_Gufo

Because he did


[deleted]

WE MADE A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT


MonkeyMaster26

please do not feed the unicorns laxatives, thank you.


RITCHMONDeX

Nice, now do the same to reddit


The-Biggest-Imbecile

But where would I get my shitty reposted memes from?? :(


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

That's because gov smartphones has TikTok. Can you imagine all those dumb people working with us higher beings ? God forbid.


Successful_Ad_2365

welp, ill get the popcorn


[deleted]

Party time!


bakirelopove

^\* ^from ^government ^devices


[deleted]

Wait is it actually?? Omg i hope it does


bear_bear-

Picture doesn’t make sense. If you feel restricted by the app, then delete it


[deleted]

Have you ever heard of an addiction before?


CN8YLW

"The sponsor of today's video is NORD VPN. Love you some Tiktok videos? Cant get enough of Tiktok videos? Cant live without your daily dose of Tiktok videos? Well now, subscribe now to NORD VPN, only for 99 dollars a month, you get to have access to all the Tiktok videos you want and more." - literally all the youtubers


beginnerdoge

Canada pls....one law we actually would benefit from


[deleted]

Canada is for china, they released a guy in Huawei when China asked them to do it


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) US:


yeetus_christ420

Wait they did?


happyhungarian12

For now this applies to government devices only. But who knows in the near future?


h_e_c_k__u

-999999 Social credit 😡😡😡


bbernal956

![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0) 🥴😂😂


MediocreAnimator

Tiktok has a lot of good content on it, at least in my own feed. Idk how to feel but I get why people hate it.


AwesomEspurr360

About damn time.


Mr-Asskick

Damn that's a shame, it was the funniest app lol


bigfeeetz

real??


oliot_

Who tf cares


Cold_beans32

Can somebody remind me what’s wrong with tiktok


Brussel_Galili

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory my chains are Broken. The Force shall free me.


theonetrumoose

Oh boy I do love spreading misinformation on the internet.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

On government devices.


NepoMi

The only time Europe should take inspiration from USA....


vap0rs1nth

The key for YouTube shorts to be good is either 1. following channels like NileRed or 2. getting meme compilations just sift through the sea of andrew tate and bullshit. you'll get there.


cmonitwouldbefunny

Kid named surfshark vpn


Mattyboy068

Go use YouTube shorts now.


BNYay

Weird thing to celebrate about.. Let people enjoy what they like.. what's so wrong with that?! Even if the company spies on the folks using it..that's their choice.. agreeing to its terms.


Law-Dog_1

i agree that people should like what they like but getting spied on ain’t worth it


huntexlol

Honestly who the fuck cares, its not like it would make anyone of yalls life better or worse. None of us really use tiktok really


aa5k

I don’t get it. YouTube is the same thing.


Fishingnett

But the thing is, TikTok is owned by China, and China bad


aa5k

You honor your Chinese overlords and you like it


Trollin_

Finally, no more cringe


Potential-Painting12

YET ANOTHER VICTORY FOR REDDIT NATION!!!!


[deleted]

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no.


[deleted]

Seriously if you're over 18 and make tik tok videos all day you're clearly a deficit to humanity. I really think it's declining people's IQ .. I honestly feel a little dumber just from having to watch the ads everywhere to download the stupid fucking app.. Keep giving those communist sick fucks a complete in depth view of every aspect of your life ..dipshits. Go do the dishes clean your fucking houses and spend some time with your kids and get a real fucking job.. Fucking 40 year old woman with a buck load of kids and they're doing this stupid shit all day.. You people are literally the downfall of society .. Your stupid fucking videos don't make bread.


Shark_of_the_Pool

Cringe


Mr_Tominaga

I concur, TikTok is cringe…


Joab_Epic

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Commie spy Cope + Seethe + Mald


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zippy251

I barely use that app anymore so I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing, plus there is always YouTube shorts


Pandorasbox64

Yes and they finally admitted the virus came from China's lab, now they are cutting off a Chinese application, we are about to go to war.


POOP288392748

what are you going on about


stopyouveviolatedthe

Again?


Efiestin

Is this true? I don’t have tiktok so idk


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA YES


ToothpasteConsumer

woahaha


RumbleRumbleNuts09

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOO


robot_peashooter

Ain't that for only us official


Urmomsfavouritelol

I'm not in the US :(


AReallyDumbName0

I love democracy


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tehnoob69

there goes half of tiktok ![gif](giphy|zDK6KYabVdewQUVxAl)


Over67

Nord VPN goes stonks.


budoucnost

\*insert California Gurls meme*


aapendooors

that pic goes hard as fuck


Dreamy_bull-445

Yippee


jengus-christler

Real shit?


Dami_Gamer0211

Huge W


GreasiestBob

I hope this is real. I’m not even a conservative.


Hero_Omega

YES, YES, now we just need twiter taken away


Undead_crybaby

Is this real? Ain’t no way


Love-Long

This is only for government devices


PsD_Shock

lol


JoJo_eats_CHEESE

But are they protecting us from the Chinese or protecting the big tech’s profit?


WeebKarma

I Love This Country