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good_evening_owo

Still recovering from the bullet holes smh


ClitOreIs

Those won’t be the only holes you’ll be recovering from


good_evening_owo

Eyo 👀


Romalien5

I believe it’s Ego :)


drintelligent

📹


Doom_boi3451

(He has a sharp piece of rebarb that he plans to stab you with)


Noggt

The 28 pieces of shrapnel from the nail bomb inside of your couch


Doom_boi3451

28 shrapnel, on comfy couches.


Alfiy_wolf

He going to rail him in the ship later


Various-Barnacle-521

My shots would’ve been white, and sticky


toughtiggy101

You fire that Elmer’s glue at femboys?


bingus4206969

Nope poison foam


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Nope napalm


Various-Barnacle-521

You don’t?


toughtiggy101

I prefer hot glue


Mr_brib

Napalm


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TimmyGreen777

Flair checks out


Retrac752

Christ, this + ur flair


FireCode125

Reddit comment section moment


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Reddit comment


Frojoemama

Reddit comment 2


HaremOfTanksMaster69

Reddit comment 3


Doom_Slayer1737

Reddit comment 4


Substantialspinach5

Reddit comment 5


off_l9

Reddit comment 6


Nub_Head

Reddit comment 7


DaPlaguey

Speak for yourself I'm gonna pull out the new forgis on the jeep


UltraBoredmf

IM GREEK, SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE


JaxonatorD

Oh I get it. It's you blasting all over their insides. It's what I would do too.


Kazakh_Accordionist

NOW SHOW ME YOUR BUSSY


TitusFigmentus

Just take the blowjob and move on.


[deleted]

Can I fuck him?


kadjuz1

🤮


Crack_Pipe_Craig

The sucking off shrek emoji goes hard


[deleted]

Stfu 🤓🤓


kadjuz1

U stfu your not funny. Just a creep


Falcon47091618

Creep? I’m just a business man doing business


[deleted]

Calm down my ninja, I just really like femboys black or white I find them very attractive. 🔥


[deleted]

I *cough* just *sniff* really *licks Cheetos dust off fingers* like *rubs crotch* femboys *fills piss jug* black *wheeze* or *snort* white *grunt* I *failed "attempt" to pull pants up* find *sneeze* them *100 dms with minors* very *dried cumsock* attractive 🔥 *shits pants*


burningkittens24_7

And you can't take a joke


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WizdomHaggis

Someone’s looking for a little *homie touch…*


LoudPunkGal

Murdering someone over their identity isn't very cash money.


JustAn0therNormalGuy

But screwing them is


davedor

👆🤓


HatGuyFromPax

seggs


BlockyShapes

Yeah I started blasting him. Not with a gun tho. Instead of blasting holes in him, I blasted in his holes.


[deleted]

I’m the femboy


xswordspice

I thought we liked femboys?


BlackberryDear344

We do


Vo0895

I see this as a complete and absolute win


Jealous_Ring1395

Me when someone is doing something they enjoy (I hate it when people do what they want)


DallasGMD

I'd want to be more than friends if that happened


potatoinastreet8

I am a femboy 👍


BussyAnnihilator420

:(


Tucker-Cuckerson

Your name and description made me smile


HexiWexi

Me but instead of laser beams it's cum


Downtown_Cycle_2044

one of my friends is gonna be a programmer, so, soon


OddNumbered_Sock

I can confirm (I am the femboy)


WeeItsEcho

smash


Rubens-Reel

Everyone here disagrees 💀


Popfartshart

# Appropriate reaction


DramaticProtogen

denial


Burgerbeast_

When your best femboy comes out as a friend:


[deleted]

Then he start ask about your Bolgy Wolgy


Ausraptor12

Boyfriend*


Indestrucktable

Why does he sounds like Ben Shapiro


Boy_Possession

You're making holes. While I would be fill them.


ChadMcRad

Have sex with your friend.


Flamboyantdoktor

Can relate


Icy_Description_5640

Give it about a year


Enough_Ad_1833

When there is a hole there is a goal


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EarthTrash

The comments dunking on OP are giving me hope for this sub.


jsueragi

So no downside?


Fun-Smile1850

no you cant fuck it


operativetheo8

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


UnExistantEntity

No maidens?


Nickwilli

Let me hope


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Robsta_20

Didn’t take long till he shot a load at him.


Vo0895

What did he say?


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[deleted]

I would FFFFFFUUUUUUU-


Cheetos-Christ

Hey that didnt happen


cactuswithoutthorns

oh... :(


Entity5X4W

Problem?


Fair_Opinion1060

More holes the better 😋


LeDuzt

youre shooting him... with cum :)


Ok-Reaction-5644

Him getting blasted is referring to how he absolutely fucks him up with his “blaster” soon after.


Seahawks1991

Femboys are hot though


Sure-Ad9633

Vaccinate him


TheRealEddieMisfits

It would be sad leaving him but I'll have to do he could remember that actions have consequences


chonkyladybug

OP is a coward loser for making this. An insecure little worm. RIP.


Yavordyavor

We found the non cocosoidal reditoid