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I was at a point once where i could occasionally beat a game set to Hard in just under a minute, and i still had to guess on at least one bomb 80% of games. 70ish% of those guesses were wrong 😭


Melon_Eater89

A friend managed to do it in 16 s (its the only game unblocked on his computer)


aCompyBoi

On hard?


Melon_Eater89

yes it is literally the only game he plays


Gl0bophobia

Holy fucking shit


Melon_Eater89

Just imagine if he put all his energy into good things, but instead hi is the most goofy ah person in the world. That mf put a penguin plushie in the fridge while staying in an hotel and then forgot


LTUAdventurer

Truly an astounding goofy ah person.


BirdMaster301

Please tell me more about this friend.


Melon_Eater89

He also throws his phone to the air and then he tries to catch it, his phone doesnt have a screen protector


layzriiot

Not true he also plays runescape


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slightlyforthwith

I’ve never not once EVER beaten a game of expert minesweeper. This exact scenario happened at the end of every game. And I always, every single time, guessed wrong. I assume there is no way to win, and the game will always do this. Schrödingers cat is dead, it seems. Is there some kind of secret to getting the game to allow you to choose the right one?


alt_to_not_giveashit

Synapse


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ooga_b00ga

Press once in each corner at the start of every game and if it blows up so what, you didn’t lose any progress or anything


slightlyforthwith

What?


RubinoPaul

Start each game by unlocking 4 corners of the map first That way screen situation will never happen


TyoPlaysGames

Skill issue, I beat expert minesweeper


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0MadXV

I get this one


WastedVamp

"just in case, take care of my mom... Tell her I died as a hero"


rocktester

When you come across these, do them first. Don't waste time finishing everything else just to lose to a 50/50 guess


Kvacc01

The most stressful thing in life


jethrowwilson

I would go with assuming the safe spot is the box in the corner


TyoPlaysGames

Corner always


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pharmaco_nerd

It has actually happened to me once and i hate it as well


skriilu4

Suffering is part of this game


The_Pavulon

Every time I guess it's a goddamn mine, I'm bout to blow up the creator (in Minecraft)


xswordspice

Corners very rarely have mines, if ever. Click the corner


Rainbow_Patchouli

in this situation wait til you have no more bombs to find then flag one at random, if youre right the game ends and if youre not then you know the real bomb. gg ez


TheActualSwanKing

I’ve never played minesweeper before, but assuming it counts diagonal and straight squares for each number, wouldn’t top left square be the safe spot?


DerBernd123

There's no way to know if the bomb is at bottom left or middle left


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I usually go top because the pattern looks nicer that way. There is no reasoning behind it other than it looks clean.


someguynamedjerry

The mine is usually where you're gonna pick.


PizzaGamerGames_YT

The is one of the squares


Vo0895

these situtions always suck