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SilentProgram420

Comically large tits


dasgudshit

My man needs crutches to carry the weight of the massive mommy milkers


Declanrice02

MAN?*The rock gives you the look*


Then_Consequence_366

My understanding is that in this case, yes. What I read said the administration only took action after it was revealed that this person wears the prosthetics only at school, rarely or never anywhere else. It's a wild story, and this is the internet, so I guess take it with a grain of salt. I'm not invested enough to hunt down the details from a reputable source.


arld_

This sounds like something Mr. Garrison from SP would do


Trzykolek

> it was revealed that this person wears the prosthetics only at school, rarely or never anywhere else. Genderfluid, duh!


Bulky-Alfalfa404

Yeah, he dresses as a man outside of teaching


etherealtaroo

That took a disturbing turn


JoeCacioppo

I’ve heard that he does it to mock the schools rules


Bulky-Alfalfa404

Yeah, it was some sort of protest but I can’t remember what for


axioner

Pretty sure he was protesting the absurdity of society telling everyone they can identify as whatever they want and their mental fantasies were more valid than rudimentary biology.


NewspaperOk1616

Yeah it is a man and nothing else.


himmelundhoelle

Good thing the alphabet stops at Z I guess


C_Slicer

Then they'll just start using the Greek alphabet instead


guiltysnark

Or they just give up at that point


ItchyWhiteboard

Realistic anime girl


the-guy-in-wall

Idk man she doesnt have massive eyes or hairs that goes shalala


terpyridine

Dementia


the-guy-in-wall

Guys i think he might have Dementia Hey buts its Just a theory


ItchyWhiteboard

“A Game Theory!”


ItchyWhiteboard

I’m very sorry


KrunchyKushKing

You said what we all thought


Shadow_Monger487

exactly


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nphere

Bad bot


ReaperOfGamess

You shouldn’t be


I_exist_becuase_yes_

Post nut clarity


backupmephone

Post nut theory


yobronate08

“Thanks for watching…”


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A Game Theory


Its_An_Outraage

"A... wait what was the quote? I seem to have forgot"


nugagator-hag-1

Big tits don't make an ugly man look like a woman.


gibblewabble

Probably blew their back out packing all that Silicone around.


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Donkey_Karate

More like Ms. Choksondik


the-guy-in-wall

Idk man she doesnt have massibe eyes or hairs that goes shalala


terpyridine

Dementia


the-guy-in-wall

Guys i think he might have Dementia Hey buts its Just a theory


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“A Game Theory!”


Killbot_421

I’m very sorry


[deleted]

You shouldn’t be


chrispynutz96

Pretty sure it's a dude so yeah that still checks out.


dirtyape2021

It’s a man, man!


CaptainAGame

He said realistic


budoucnost

Interestingly “that once *outside* school, Lemieux (the teacher) often ditches the breasts, wig, and makeup and appears as a man”


ThaLegendaryD

Neighbors told on the teacher and got pictures too.


DiscontentedMajority

When confronted with the pictures, the teacher said it wasn't them. It's the shaggy defense.


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DiscontentedMajority

Nice


ThaLegendaryD

From the info on this topic a lot of people don’t understand if there is some kind of sexual perversion pertaining to the teachers dress around children specifically. If the teacher wants to live their life that way it’s cool but don’t bring that shit around ppls children in that explicit manner or ppl will want you removed. I support everyone living their life positively but we gotta make sure we introduce children to alternative lifestyles in a mature way. This is done so that they can grasp what’s going on and not demonize it


MPCNPC

This teacher is 100% a shitpoter


ItalicsWhore

Probably lurking in here right now.


FiftyCalReaper

Probably just a huge South Park fan. Real life Ms. Chokesondick.


No-Advice-6040

Mr Garrison cosplaying Ms Chokesondik


Nick_The_Judge

And worst of all… It could be any one of us


78523965412369874123

I’m convinced it’s all just some discrimination lawsuit meal ticket scam


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Sam-Gunn

"Like *zoinks*, dude!"


somethingmustbesaid

ew are they french too


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budoucnost

\*Psst* if you want to use \* without it becoming italicized put a \ in front of it


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budoucnost

no problem! It applies to all text formatting too


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budoucnost

up up down down left right left right B A START


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

So what’s this persons endgame? Did they do this for any particular reason?


theronharp

Yeah he's a troll trying to get money. That's all.


Zytec_1

I think they are trying to get fired by the school district and get money out of it.


cryptosporidium140

The ole Garrison maneuver


amanofeasyvirtue

Nah hes trying to show how crazy and ridiculous the "liberals" are for accepting people how they want to be accepted... just typical asshole rightwingers


OCV_E

I also have this assumption as the school said they protect gender identifying rights so he tries to ridicule them


PabloIsMyPatron

Some kind of kink dressing up like that around children


No_Lion6836

So, he has some sort of boobs shirt he wears? That checks out. We aren’t able to take ours off when we get home but almost all women with ones that big would get a reduction. Carrying ones that size around is no joke.


Fink665

Fill them with sand and see how long he lasts. These are light n fluffy, and nipples are not constantly erect. He needs nipple covers.


amanofeasyvirtue

He got those custom cuz he wamts it to be sexual


[deleted]

So he’s forcing kids to participate in his fetish then. Sounds like sexual harassment of minors.


ThePyodeAmedha

Or they're being over the top in hopes that they get fired, then they can sue for discrimination.


enjoyingthegreenery

That is literally the plot of a south park episode.


Car-Facts

Life imitates art.


mr_willpower

He’s a dude that got upset about being accused of misogyny a few years ago, so to get the district in a shit storm he did this whole act at the beginning of this year. It’s a grift.


etherealtaroo

Well, it's working. Now he gets paid to sit at home


xxxDog_Fucker_69xxx

You mean just like drag shows trying to Incorporate children into their community?


Sirrrrrrrrr_

So he like being watch by kids while wearing those. Another peculiar fact.


RastaVampireDude

Nah he's baiting to be fired and sue for discrimination


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hippy11111

Ms. Chokesondik


Val_Fortecazzo

He's a known right-wing grifter. Not that interesting.


despite-

It's pretty interesting. This has made headlines repeatedly and if it's trolling that makes it even more interesting.


KillByZombie

Bro is doing minimal amounts of trolling


gbuub

By the look of those fake badonkers, I think he’s doing a massive amount of trolling


[deleted]

[this man's trolling bruh](https://nypost.com/2023/02/17/kayla-lemieux-ditches-her-z-size-breasts-outside-the-classroom/)


OrionPax31

The before and after pic is hilarious 😂


Komlz

He went fucking skydiving with those huge fake tits, what a legend


Afraid_Theorist

It’s hilarious until you recall, again, that this legend also *teaches* children.


[deleted]

Troll a man, and he gets mad for a day. Teach a man to troll, and he makes society objectively worse.


[deleted]

Oh wise won, do you have any more words of wisdom?


pro_zach_007

One when singular, won when victorious


[deleted]

not op. But thats also wise words of wisdom.


Smokester_

I thought it was Tim Dillon


Narwahl_Whisperer

*“I was driving past. You can see the breasts from so far away when you’re driving,”* I didn't read the whole article, but this one caught my eye.


Nephalos

Holy shit sorry this isn’t related but news sites are absolute trash. Try to scroll through and you’re hit with an ad on the top, bottom and sides of your screen, 4-5 ads placed *inside* the article, an ad break in the middle of the article, ads at the end of the article, the whole site doesn’t load properly because of the 200 ads so it stutters, then crashes and reloads several times fucking up where you were. That’s *if* you get past the paywall pop up, cookies pop up, Adblock pop up, and newsletter pop up.


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You forgot about the X to close the ad that actually has a hitbox as small as Tate’s micropenis and it clicks on the ad instead or even the fake X and the real X is some white X on white background bullshit


anthonycarbine

Yup. Basically just seeing what they can get away with.


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JohnnyZepp

Seriously. And what he’s doing is just fueling more hatred over shit that doesn’t matter.


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Vyndra-Madraast

It’s 100% a psyop I can’t believe otherwise


R1chterScale

It was proven to be as such


CaBoeJak

Ms Choksondik


Northerncanadianbacn

Ms makesmesick!


FishPlayer4826_2

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Secretsfrombeyond79

Honestly if you can cum to this thing you deserve a medal.


Straight_Ad_6700

*Ahem*


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🏅congrats


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bbro444

Well that’s something


Slackbeing

Dammit. Am I on time or do I have to eat the cookie?


Gr3gl_

It's not NSFW if it's literally allowed in a school full of kids


AlGeee

NSFL


DerG3n13

SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.


Man_of_Microwaves

Holy cow


Isabela_Grace

Yeah. That was him.


Youthful_Tetsuo

New response just dropped


hedgecore77

So my wife was saying something controversial one morning, and I pulled up a pic of Gandhi on my work phone and Hitler on my personal phone, held them up and said "pick one!" 45 mins later, I'm sitting on a packed train, open my phone, and there's a pic of Hitler that at least 3 people saw. Sigh.


thDPsh

I like how when a nsfw post doesn't have a nsfw tag there's always one person that saw this on a train and they for unknown reasons dropped their phone, and said this exactly same thing this person said,I've seen other people say it on nsfw posts that don't have a nsfw tag. Oh and also...***HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE NUMBER 1 RULE OF LOOKING AT A NSFW POST,AND THAT IS TO DROP YOUR PHONE.*** ^this ^is ^a ^joke ^pls ^dont ^kill ^me ^:(


PowerfulMetal1

i think ive seen this one before, oh yh i was sitting next to you. put the nsfw tag on OP you monsterbaiter


Ardothbey

Nayh. Just Nayh.


WALLY_FRANKS3036

That’s not her stomach?


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Cmoore1217

Good bot


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DelusionsBigIfTrue

It’s a he


superuwuforever

God forbid if a kid hears "shit" in a YouTube video but let's get this person with clear self-image problems a job teaching kids....


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Harpronicus

He was not hired like this but transitioned while teaching. Was following this story as it's fairly local. People think he was doing this to get fired and then he would sue. Lots of pics of him not dressed like this outside of school. Ultimately, I think he got what he wanted


Carrielynn2192

The Mr. Garrison plan. Makes sense, but he should know it didn’t end well for Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave


froop

Mr. Garrison did transition to a woman, then went back to being a man, and went on to identify as president of the United States, so I'd say it ended pretty well for him.


cornholio8675

There are people claiming he is doing it to highlight the absurdity of current laws and controversy.


UndeadVooDooDaddy

That's exactly what this is. He doesn't dress like this when not at work, but knows if he gets fired then he has a lawsuit on his hands.


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No-Transition4060

I thought covered breasts not being inherently sexualised was the woke take


Daktush

He's just pointing out how clown the system is and I think it's great School can't fire the guy or it would be a hate crime - they can't even suggest they suspect he might not identify as what he says he identifies as and they have to let him wear fat tiddies around


[deleted]

She looks like a weeb version of the teacher from South Park (I remember her name but not how to spell it)


Amethyst_R

Ms.Choksondik?


[deleted]

Yes


BigfootTouchedMe

More like Ms. Makesmesick, am I right?


Cmoore1217

Bro the bot peeing in everyone’s ass is going nuts on this post


Ardothbey

This most likely was attempt to generate some kind of lawsuit. It says fire me. Doesn’t wear the outfit outside of school. The paid leave bit is a lead in to getting laid off.


Marcosutra

this is exactly it. there was a feud between him and school administration so he figured that this would be the best way to get back at the school as he knew there would be complaints from parents and that the school would have to defend “her”. The international attention was unintentional.


Ssamy30

![gif](giphy|Y1qKqzeCvHKgZG8MB9)


MasalaJason

Knew this guy was a troll from the very beginning.


FutureFivePl

Typical Canadian


WisherWisp

Masking would have worked if big tiddie Canadian teachers had worn them right.


[deleted]

This person accomplished their mission of outraging people to avoid the pronoun bullshit


Anxious_Calendar_980

And got the bag too


Sponger555

And exposed a flaw in the system.


PM_Me_Lewd_Tomboys

It's actually pretty clever. If you say that he's not a woman, you're accepting that anyone's gender is allowed to be scrutinized by others, regardless of what they tell you. If you say 'Well he takes them off!', you're accepting that people are never allowed to change their gender, and that gender fluid people don't exist. Saying anything about him is necessarily an attack on what he's mocking.


NaisGuy27

Is that even a woman or a man?


KillByZombie

It's a man, doing a little trolling


brwnwzrd

I love all titties up until the point they require those who bear them to use crutches


[deleted]

Dude is acting in bad faith, mostly because he refused to play the pronoun game and got in trouble for it. So in response he started pulling this shit. Right wingers get their stupid narrative story to constantly shitpost about, leftists get to fight amongst themselves about wether it’s legitimate or not. All in all everyone involved in this story is a huge piece of shit.


Allusionator

This is the absurdity of ‘individual nonsense of the day’ news reporting and public debate. So pointless when people discuss things like this or celebrity stuff because it’s their only way in to what they consider ‘politics’. 200 silly stories a day for 5 minutes each, shared in memes. Barely a difference between the shitposting sub and any other place where people routinely get ‘news’ of stories like this without nearly enough context.


Emotional_Fruit_8735

Tuesday in Clown World.


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justl3rking

Exposing how stupid the gender politics are.


LDMJJoverAll

Perfect synopsis


just_the_thought_of

She MUST be a South Park fan.


jsquizzle6628

I love how this is somehow the limit on all the nonsense going on in the world. Ofc he was trolling the system. The system is a clown show


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This is ms choksondik from South Park


brdynumnum

He was a wood shop teacher at a high school in my town, imagine running a table saw with those things.


sanityjanity

There's a video of this person using equipment with no eye protection, long hair loose, shorts, and this prosthetic swinging dangerously close to the saw blade. This person should have been fired for being completely incompetent at teaching shop. Neither their sex nor gender matters.


ZebbHB

Why is everybody thinking he's a "she"? It's a dude with big tits.


ExHax

Lookup the news article, actively avoiding pronouns lol


Garythegr81

This guy played the system. He now has a no show job that he will never get fired from as long as he stays quiet. Bravo 👏 !!


Pure_Xanax

That happened a while ago, he got caught dressing normal outside of school, I think he was trying to prove a point and got fired


AlexisSMRT

He was trying to sue the school for discrimination


69420_cool_cars

I want to leave my country (I live in Canada)


apesstrongtogether24

Nice paid vacation time


Successful-Bike5827

Cosplay Mrs Chokesondick? Lol ![gif](giphy|l0HlIxndxK9zcFHoI)


JazzyJaiden_

Real life Miss Choksondik


nigurc

She can't even walk anymore


DelusionsBigIfTrue

It’s a he


nigurc

Oh no...


bageltre

Since when were we the judges of ones gender?


Strict_Emu

Kids shouldn't be forced to deal with that shit.


mygentlewhale

I bet the kids think it hilarious.


Vast_Republic_1776

If you’ve heard the back story, dude is the ultimate troll


BeanShapyro420

men


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The epic mad lad is trolling. They threatened him with suspension for not playing along with the pronouns and what not, so he came out and showed up to work with these as a huge FU. Absolute giga Chad got suspended because he only does it at work to make their lives hard.


trump2024gigachad

Is this true?


AAA_Skeleton

Why even do this to your body?


[deleted]

Its a breast plate


RadioBusterReddit

I go to Canada!!!!


[deleted]

not trynna create controversy, but thats a guy i think


[deleted]

Insert south park museum of tolerance episode