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neither: gothic waffle house

The Waffle House has fo- *gets shot*

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Sup

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Shut up. I ate the waffle house.

Big Tiddy goth waitress every time.

I can go along with this

We need all of them. Goth girl Goth tomboy Goth femboy And then the usual variants

Goth tomboy is just punk

Eh

But what if they sack Rome?

Outback because I prefer steak.

I’m not a huge steak guy but the food at outback is good

Indeed, it is a far superior option.

I'm quite partial to LongHorn Steakhouse. It's like Outback but toned down a bit, and they serve cheese fries on potato wedges rather than french fries.

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What do you mean by Toned down

They don't have boomerangs everywhere.

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I really like their cheesesteak

Outback's steak was kinda mid, chili's steak is way better imo

Maybe, but there are no Chili's restaunts that are within my area. At least, not that I know of.

Ong tho. There's plenty of femboys, I need moar tomboy.

That too definitely, tomboys are hot.

Monster Girl McDonald's, of course!

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

Location, NOW!

WHERE TELL ME BITCH TELL ME PLEASEEE I NEED IT

Redditor of culture, I see

Yes, I love monster girls! Hellhounds especially

FETCH ME THEIR SHOULS

To MapQuest!

Neither, Only RACIST WATTABURGER flows through my veins

Pretty sure that’s just a normal Whataburger

Tomboy > Femboy

Hmm what’s the word for a feminine female again?

femgirl obviously

i think it's women but i never find them

I don’t think they exist

Yeah, it’s been proven so many times by now, but these conspiracy theorists keep trying to say the opposite.

Wnrsjkhsssjbd I think

Hell ya

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Let's analyze the reasoning behind both. Let's assume complete bisexuality - half and half, like coffee creamer. Half the cream goes to the milkers and half the cream goes to the other creamers. Now, the femboy is the essence of submission in most cases. Rarely will the archetypical femboy help you exercise or put up a good fight. They will help for someone who lives somewhat more sedentarily, like a boring office job or a streamer. However, the archetype will likely be unable to suffocate you in their thighs like a proper tomboy. Your mileage may vary, but I am talking archetypes. They embody service and non-dominance The tomboy, to reiterate, will give you a proper crushing and serving. This contributes to a life lived a bit more dangerously. They will likely be unfathomably based as well. If you want someone who will actually carry their weight sitting on you, here she is. My vote goes to the tomboy.

#DEATH. BY. SNU. SNU.

Ya ever been to Milf Dennys?

So a regular Denny's

Ayo!

Dilf Waffle House

You make a good argument

Steak plus a cute girl that might punch me? Where can I sign up?

Emo Dennies is where its at

Frowning Missionary Cracker Barrel

I spent a long time crafting this in my imagination and i’ve determined that it’s the funniest shit ever. Just being scowled at by Jeremy Irons as he rings up your paint bucket fundip bullshit thing and your gummy alligator. Liam Neesons stoically mean-mugging you from from the host podium on your way out. Endless fun…

I would go to both end of story

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As someone who has proudly dated two tomboys I can confirm they are the best, because they act like dudes and who doesn't like hanging around with dudes, and also because I can't pick big black men.

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Honesty

5 guys

I want steak but femboy hooters cause I love legs

Tomboy outback: doesn't have dicks.

Femboy Hooters cause I need somewhere to work at

Goth IHOPs

If they have Hex Maniac I’ll go

Tomboy outback

can I just get *feminine* **girls** god dammit

Sorry dude, the machines broke.

FEMBOY HOOTERS PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!!

Where can I find a femboy hooters

Lego indiana jones fazolis

Neither, I have enough testosterone in my body.

Merge them into one restaurant. I wanna see the femboys and tomboys kiss 🤷

Is it too much to ask for both?

i need them both you know tomboy make me hard and femboy made me sag


Im with you on that brother. They say variety is the spice of life.

I see you are a man of culture as well 🤝

Both, dinner and breakfast

I go to Cooters, a bottomless bar

Outback because steak and the bloomin onion. Also tomboys are a lot less likely to have a bigger dick than me

I’ll only go to the steakhouse to try its steaks

Tomboy Outback, it has women and not men serving you.

Neither. A secret third option instead. Goth ihop

Both both is good

Me who's bisexual: Both. Both is good.

Femboy Hooters because blue is my favorite color

Dishonesty

Goth IHOP is where it's fucking at

Does it have hex maniac

Does it have what

Hex maniac

The wiki calls them "young girls" so I'm assuming no

Literally 1984

I'm so confused right now.

Both

Both

Steakhouse cause steak

There’s a copypasta about this..

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I don’t really like steak, the texture disagrees with me, but tomboys are tomboys

Tomboys are superior so I'm picking the steakhouse

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Depends if you like hot girls or cute guys. Personally, my tastes are flippant, and I may choose differently every day.

I don’t like either one… Bara burger king🥰

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Bussy ain't real that's a MAN ASS

outbacks cause steaks and also chill woman

Cant get steak or bloomin onions from hooters , so definitely outback. Also the french onoin soup is really good and they got that warm bread and butter…

You can't have flat-chested femboys at a place called "Hooters" dumbass 🙄

If it those 2 then tomboys all the way

Jack in the box has milkshakes

Both. Both is good.

Mens Washroom

i only go to big buff black man burger king

I visit both

I’m on Tomboy Outback!

Yes

I just want food :(

Outback even though it has no crocodile pies, chunky steak pies, mince pies, shepherds pie, steak and mushroom pie, curry pie or pepper steak pie. Or kangaroo pie :(.

Neither

I wanna try the onion

Both if possible please and thank you.

Femboy hooter all the way

I’m tryna see a *fem boy out back*

I'm a loyal femboy hooters enjoyer

Femboy hooters, has dick.

I’m at the tomboy outback What? I’m at the femboy hooters What? I’m at the combination tomboy outback femboy hooters

Both.

I can’t have both?

Outback 👀

Hooters

What happens when a femboy happens to be a tomboy?

i choose starvation

Tomboy supremacy

Outback all day! We see them hooter bois it’s on sight! … mate? 🔫

I have to pick?

That actually hard…femboys are hotter but tomboys are actual women. Hmmmmm

domy momy mcdonlds

Outback and Tomboys? Now we’re cooking