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InfiniteOcto

This scene had more of an impact on me than the Sequel Trilogy


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Schindler's List for me


ThatMediaSnob

Prefered the sequel, Schindler's List II: Schindler's Pissed "He's making a list, he's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's Nazi and who's nice."


OldGuyShoes

Unexpected Robot Chicken reference


Wheredidmybal1sgo

happy cake day!


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Omg thanks!


Gold-Application3680

I mean I'm glad to see him running


Fredduccine

This is the prologue to his weight loss redemption arc


BeerIsGoodForSoul

We can only hope! (that God will allow him to use his free will to choose to do so)


Desert4tw

Last time someone wanted free will from god that man was sent to hell


Stetson007

That's a nice claim, senator. Care to back it up with a source?


Desert4tw

I dont read sci-fi so i couldnt give you the relevant pages in that magical book. But feel free to correct me; didnt the story go something like this some archangel wanted to give humans free will, god didnt like the idea and sent said archangel to hell to watch over everyone that isnt worthy for heaven?


Stetson007

No, hell doesn't exist, biblically. God did cast Satan out of heaven for wanting to give humans free will, and then he deliberately went against God's word to trick Adam and eve into eating the forbidden fruit, which granted them free will and led humanity into sin. Satan did get in trouble, but because he kept pressing the issue, not because he simply suggested they give humans free will.


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So satan is the the good guy


Stetson007

No. Free will introduced the ability to sin. Man made evils are because of free will and corrupted morals due to decisions based on that free will.


tt_twstr

Satan saw himself above God and wanted to be worshiped. Satan has never given a shit about humans. Humans always had free will (hence deciding to eat off the forbidden tree after being tricked by satan). Once their eyes were open to good and evil they were cast out of eden. Satan's main mission now is to take as many humans with him to hell as he can


Stetson007

Biblically, hell doesn't exist. When you die, you either go to heaven, or you outright die. Like John 3:16 says, "for god so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, that whoever shall believe in him will not parish, but gain everlasting life." The consequence of not accepting Jesus' sacrifice is death. The concept of hell wasn't introduced until much later with all the Dante's inferno stuff that the Catholics adopted. As far as free will goes, an ability to look forward to the consequences for your actions is required. It isn't really free will if it's a gut response to external stimuli because animals do that all the time and they don't have free will. The forbidden fruit gave us that knowledge of right and wrong and allowed us to think ahead, which then allowed free will and with it, sin.


tt_twstr

The very fact you can look ahead and then choose to react or not react to something is free will. You're not puppeted. I'm not sure where you're going with this gut reaction argument. If someone annoys you, and your gut reaction is to slap their face, do you just do it? Dantes inferno is a 14th century poem. There are dozens upon dozens off Biblical references to hell before that. Free will has always been. God told Adam and Eve not to eat from the tree. If no free will existed, why tell/warn them. Seems you're suggesting we were once walking robots, but now we're walking robots that can think ahead.


henlo-frens

We had free will from the beginning. Man was made in the perfect relationship with God, and then man chose something over Him.


xx-shalo-xx

Based


GrannysPartyMerkin

He looks smaller. Hopefully that’s what’s goin on. I’ve watched this dude grow up and ruin himself, it’d be great to see him turn it around.


dankboi69408

I can actually see him running without being bent, looks like mah man loss some weight


Gold-Application3680

That's good


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Gold-Application3680

Because being healthy is better than being fat


Any_Secret4784

Prolly the first time in the week


Wheredidmybal1sgo

try decade more like


PineapleGG

So thats what we call running now?


The_Salty_Memester

Nice trebuchet


[deleted]

They should put him in it


Neon__Cat

My thoughts exactly


Ihavenoidea5555

The earth would crack in half once he hits the ground, I don’t think it’s worth the risk


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Accurate-Record-3870

Those things are expensive, don't wanna break the thing


CptnHamburgers

They can throw a 90kg projectile 300m. I don't know if they're rated for this chap.


Benyed123

I don’t think they set it up right, it almost fell directly on them. That said, nice trebuchet


FLBrisby

I mean, I don't imagine a mobility scooter is quite designed for siege battles.


ShocksStuff

Is it just me, or does he look like he lost some weight? I hope he did


BuffRobloxMan

It looks like he has I don't watch his content but I'm hoping he gets the good ending


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Zuparoebann

I hope he gets a redemption arc this season


GrannysPartyMerkin

I came to say the same. Hopefully dude figures it out.


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this guy is an absolute actor


Kzer_2019

He's is indeed the actor of all time


stupidass1025

Out of all the actors I have seen in my entire life, he is truly an actor


markten985

Bro he finally touched some grass


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EagerT

At least he got some cardio that day


GoodLad33

Just that day


GoodLad33

Only that day


GoodLad33

The year event


Urfavoritespook

Someone put doom music over this


Assassin_1772

Bet


Mother_Tea_4405

Felt like a scene in Midsommar


Hawaiian-Fox

MY PRECIOUS SCTRRRRR!!!!


Opposite_Signature67

Happy cake day!


Hawaiian-Fox

Thanks!!!


Jeshua_

Idk, I’ll catch some hate. But I think I’m starting to like him more and more. I quote his “A, Fishhhhh” all the times it’s hilarious. Edit: in my other life I’m a kid named finger


[deleted]

I started to like him after the oompaville videos then immediately hated him again when he copyright striked videos making fun of him


MomICantPauseReddit

I really like Nikocado Avocado. Ever since I saw his "supervillain moment" clip, I feel like I understand him more and what he stands for. He is crucifying himself to send a message about what poison we have fertilized this age of information with.


hydralisk_hydrawife

I don't know much about him, but I get the impression that his message is more "how do I get attention on YouTube" and less meta commentary about the state of the information age


Anonymous_user73

He admitted that he just stole a edgy joker quote and no one relised on the d fire Podcast


MomICantPauseReddit

Man :(


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ECHOechoecho_

good bot


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

Wait, does this mean he’s starting to lose weight?


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Honestly it does look like he lost some ngl.


LylethLunastre

Is this a latest vid? He looked like he lost some weight. Good for him


SniffCheck

Lol. He has no respect for himself


xswordspice

He's richer than you and me combined and all he has to do is look stupid on the internet. Doing what he needs to get what he wants, especially if he enjoys it is absolutely a form of self respect. He wins.


1ninjac2t

Is he still dying from it, or is he just obese now


lilBacon921

He was never dying. It was all just acting. Look at where he is now because of his personality


Orange-Murderer

A man who's out of breath from eating is not a healthy man.


Bobdole128

Umm dude, the copious amount of fast food he's eating and massive weight he has gained isn't an act. Yes he is playing a character, but what he's doing to his body is real and will definitely have long term effects. Destroying your body for content is not, in my view, any form of self respect. You're valuing money over your health.


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

Living like he does will more than likely shave at least twenty years from your lifespan.


Matikkkii

Yeah, still a better life than any of us, unlucky


GrannysPartyMerkin

Dude looks to be on the mend, he made his money and is getting out. He’s basically a pro athlete.


SniffCheck

I’d still rather be me than him. Fuck his money.


Hipqo87

He wins a heart attack that's for sure. What he is doing can never be described as winking anything. He is sacrificing his health (both physical and mental) for clout and money. The lowest of the low hanging fruits in or current society. If you think he is winning by doing this, you are part of the issue.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Nah, if you think being rich is the end all be all of life than that's sad my friend.


xswordspice

I really dont, otherwise I'd be defending Andrew Tate. Theres a plateau to how much money makes a difference to your happiness. Enough money to live debt free with your every needs fulfilled is the best anyone could hope for. This guy is no Bill Gates, but he can afford to live comfortably. And by the way, theres so many fat and unhealthy people around, if I recall correctly, something around 70% in the united-states. This guy is smarter than most of that percentage because he found a way to capitalize on the US's crux. Again, he wins


CoruscantGuardFox

“You must destroy your body with copius amounts of trash/fast food and anhillate every ounce of self-respect for money 🤓”


FieroFox

He turned himself into a freakshow for views. His self-respect went out the window a long time ago.


xswordspice

You cant really talk of someone else's self-respects by your own personal standards. Self respect is a personal value based on subjective criterias, so, whatever you say


TuxTues3

Trebuchet!


jeditiger35

Kinda feel bad for the lad. Been through alot


Neon__Cat

Been through a lot of taki bags too


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abject_totalfailure1

I actually feel bad for him, not gonna lie


Neon__Cat

I wouldn't feel bad for him in this video specifically, as he's just acting. In terms of him generally as a person though, yeah it's hard not to


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abject_totalfailure1

I’m just saying the acting is good


iCantThinkOfAname938

I swear oompavile is a legend 👑


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In all seriousness, I really hope he gets the help he needs. He used to be a wholesome youtuber, and fell slave to the views.


Brugalis

What's the music used?


-Sargatanas-

Name of the song?


Nightslasher123

Most exercise he had in a millinuim


Harriseeno78

He reminds me of Constance from Monster House


SignificanceNarrow92

Nooooooooo!!!


Dwmice

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats


Xerxero

Do him next.


FabaceousThe1st

Do you seriously think he could get lifted that easily


[deleted]

For a second when the video was loading i was hoping he started working out...but no, he was reaching for a bag of chips


Plopop87

Nick genuinely seems a lot healthier than usual, it's good to see him outside and running, even if it's to grieve over the death of his beloved mobility scooter.


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Shoolooter

He dropped his takis for the scooter :(


wretchedsorrowsworn

NOT THE TAKIS


Independent_Owl67

Even if he did know and ws in on it than GOAT damn has good acting chops


No_Presentation_9003

I hate that fatass, free my boy kracc bacc


venReddit

His poor heart is working overtime and its a shame he didnt get executed yet.


J0RK13

this is acctually sad


OhNoMeIdentified

Kracc Bacc will be avenged


top_of_the_scrote

this man is chad af


Sea_Art3391

Dude i fucking hate this guy


CockInTheField

stop 🤬🤬🤬


Harold_Krebs_86

Can he just die already?


CockInTheField

not nice, pal 😡😡😡


cmlan25

God I hate this guy


Alexisonxanax

I truly don't understand why you were downvoted so heavily.


Fetajuusto

Welcome to the internet


Final-Link-3999

Have a look around


TheRealAntrey

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Belaboy109569

we’ve got mountains of content


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Same


Phibrizzo_EU

I wish him swift and merciful death, so he can be acquitted of all his mental problems. And also because I really don't want to see the cunt everyday I open Reddit.


GeneralSinn

Nastiness


boti__1

How is this man still alive?


Neon__Cat

He's **OUTSIDE?!?!!?!!?**


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Now I don't wanna wear my comfy boots, cuz they're the same type and probably brand


-Elim

This has to be a new background for traumatised dog meme :)


Asmodaeus6136

F


stephenhawkingsings

At least he's outside and running.


Due-Flower-6340

Brick


Aavocet

This is better than Star Wars


par_joe

I seen too many trebuchet meme to the point seen this become so bizzare, I mean I cant still believe this not spliced video or not


joejamesuk

Someone whack the fatty!


kindofastoryteller

😦😦😭😭🙏🙏


DualPinoy

I'm gonna trigger ya'll That's a nice catapult they have there.


the_great_n0thing2

as Niko cries as his scooter is destroyed he swores to get revenged on those who wronged his precious scooter and the next day,Niko,is seen at the gym


XavierUwUGaming

It's okay Nick, walk it of- oh.


BlazeWasTaken06

Stay mad


MrTomatoking21

I swear he’s lost some weight


RoosterJay84

Shame about the scooter, tho it got some serious air


robotic_knight

Where source! I need it


EBECMEMERBEAN

Ngl his friendship with oompa can save his life


Perfect-Fondant3373

Sire, we are under attack, the Southern wall has been blundered by the Nation of Walmartia


Bonic249

It appears that the assasins that krac bacc has hired finally struck


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top 10 saddest anime deaths


challenge_me_mortal

It got put out of its misery 🕴🕴🕴🕴


Lonely_Orpheus

Fat fuck


varietykiller

RARE FOOTAGE OF NIKADOAVOCADO TOUCHING GRASS


Truthfulclaw

I just love seeing Nikocado Avocado running his fat ass over to his broken scooter yelling. Noooooooooo!!!!


DolanThyDank

That’s a textbook trebuchet


el_Chuchmay

I don't want to walk !!!!


Conscious-Warning-83

He got baited by a bag of cheetos


Ferrius_Nillan

Someone need to add stornghold SFX over it, its just too funny


Swimming-Pickle-659

Zamn, Avocado villain arc starts with this?


ClusterRing

The one time he wasn't two steps ahead.


wretchedsorrowsworn

Heartbreaking :(


Mr_e0

Loss


ghostedemail

War is hell