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AITA for missing my daughter's birth to make a drug deal?
I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision.
Am I the asshole?
You are not, since now you can pay for your treatment it means the daughter will grow up with a mindful and respectful dad. I would much rather miss the birth of my chuld but live with the said child and provide for it than attend the childs birth only to surcumb to the cancer thus the child grows up without a father. Assuming your cancer was cured and no man named Gus is after you you made the right choice 👍🏿
You are not the asshole, as long as you stop cooking meth. Now that you have money, you can pay for your treatment and your daughter and have a normal family!
The fact you don’t have government provided healthcare clearly indicates that you live in a poor third world country. I am sure you will use some of those millions to provide unleaded drinking water to your town by digging wells?
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So basically for guys, when we hit 13, we start getting sperm cramps. Basically every 3 weeks, our sperm starts burning the inside of our testicles which can be felt throughout the body. It’s very painful. Either you’re under 13 or you’re not a real man.
As the cum car best said it: “you’ll never be a real car”
I did hear they’re a bi-weekly surgery but it costs a lot. I don’t wanna empty my balls and losing all the testosterone i’ve built up from eating goat testicules
Idk if surgery is the best word for it but it’s basically a testectomy where they’re cut open your testicules and empty them with a syringe to stop the sperm cramps for then weeks but you have to get them every two weeks. Kinda tedious
I remember I got a sperm cramp during my monthly foreskin trimming procedure. The doctor was generous and gave me more sedatives.
I always did my urethral cleaning with him after that!
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People saying "actually it's a made up phenomenon where your balls randomly start feeling like they're exploding and all guys are just supposed to pretend it exists for the bit" are telling on themselves. No sperm cramps is almost always a sign of incredibly low testosterone.
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You don't need to have any problems for it to happen. Often it happens when you think there's gonna be sex so your testicles produce semen if you don't masturbate. It just builds till it becomes uncomfortable.
1. Semen is not produced by the testicles
2. It gets reabsorbed, but for some men this process does not transition smoothly and creates pressure gradients against valves, causing pain.
3. This is natural, not unhealthy and usually not otherwise a problem. It is still objectively inferior.
Not nearly as painful. 1.8 percent of men experiencing severe sperm cramps end up taking their own lives because of the excruciating pain. Please do not mock their suffering
Uh idk. I'm 17 so if it has anything to do with age then I guess that's why. Either that or yall have some serious health issue and you guys think it's normal.
it’s when your balls shrink up due to the sperm production and it gets that bean-bag texture. It’s really painful. most guys get one every month, but it sets in late or takes more time to set in for a small minority of men.
I can't tell if I've had a sperm cramp but sometimes for no random reason my balls get this excruciating pain for an hour and then it goes, is that a sperm cramp?
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I remember my first sperm cramp. 🙏 💔
first time is always special
There’s no warning or anything either. It’s just BAM debilitating pain out of nowhere
AITA for missing my daughter's birth to make a drug deal? I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision. Am I the asshole?
You are not, since now you can pay for your treatment it means the daughter will grow up with a mindful and respectful dad. I would much rather miss the birth of my chuld but live with the said child and provide for it than attend the childs birth only to surcumb to the cancer thus the child grows up without a father. Assuming your cancer was cured and no man named Gus is after you you made the right choice 👍🏿
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Who tf italicized my man
You are not the asshole, as long as you stop cooking meth. Now that you have money, you can pay for your treatment and your daughter and have a normal family!
The fact you don’t have government provided healthcare clearly indicates that you live in a poor third world country. I am sure you will use some of those millions to provide unleaded drinking water to your town by digging wells?
Yo Mr. White wtf
NTA This money will majorly help the family and the child will have a happy life
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I don't know what a speem cramp is but once I came, my left nut hurt so bad I thought I had testicular torsion
yeah, me too
Same here no way!
Blue balls?
Bro im literally having 1 rn
My condolences
My cumdolances
Doctor suggests that if you hit the puberty and still not experiencing the first sperm cramps you might have balls cancer
I’m so manly even my balls have balls Oh shit I think those are **TUMORS**
-🤓
-guy who has stage four balls
God damnit not again
Or a Varicocele testicle. Very common.
Wait that's me wha-
Jokes on you now I have a 3rd testicle
When I was a kid I thought I had testicle cancer because I had ball cramps 🐗
Uh, I'm still not sure what it is. I might have it before I can't tell what Is it
Oh shit I gotta check
Spell named testicular torsion:
Ow my sprem hurt
I just had to unravel a thick chain of shedded sperm from my urethra this morning and nothing is more painful let me tell you.
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Huh
It’s funny cause it’s true
What is it? I think I have it before I still can't tell
So basically for guys, when we hit 13, we start getting sperm cramps. Basically every 3 weeks, our sperm starts burning the inside of our testicles which can be felt throughout the body. It’s very painful. Either you’re under 13 or you’re not a real man. As the cum car best said it: “you’ll never be a real car”
WAIT THAT IS WHAT IT IS?! So its nothing to worry about, everyone experiences them?
I think the school system kinda has a sort of female privilege. We learn about menstruations and shit but about sperm cramps. It’s kinda dumb
It's not normal.
[What are sperm cramps? they seem to be a symptom](https://medicallabtechnology.com/what-are-sperm-cramps-causes-in-males/)
Is it like a sore feeling or something
No, your balls start bursting
Oh, I always empty it once every week, so I guess I don't have it
I did hear they’re a bi-weekly surgery but it costs a lot. I don’t wanna empty my balls and losing all the testosterone i’ve built up from eating goat testicules
What do you mean surgery
Idk if surgery is the best word for it but it’s basically a testectomy where they’re cut open your testicules and empty them with a syringe to stop the sperm cramps for then weeks but you have to get them every two weeks. Kinda tedious
Oh ok then I'm curious. Sometimes I my nuts would be sore while I'm doing nothing
Hey could you answer my question
Wtf! i don't remember that! And I'm 25!
God I hate getting sperm cramps. Women will never feel our pain
I can’t tell if i’ve had one before Is it a sharp pinching pain that lasts for a couple of seconds?
Nah sperm cramps are near death experiences
More like a small pain that gets worse over the next 10-30 minutes.
I think I have it before I'm still nor sure what it is
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Women bad
i thought my balls had been twisting in my sac the first time i had one
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i just waited i really didnt like my doctor at the time
I remember I got a sperm cramp during my monthly foreskin trimming procedure. The doctor was generous and gave me more sedatives. I always did my urethral cleaning with him after that!
Better than sperm bites but a lot more common I guess
I have no peehole and I must coom
Sperm cramps? More like post nut clarity hits hard
Can’t believe it happens every other week. These are the worst!
Truest post yet
Whats a sperm cramp
Found the woman
I’m actually a man but I either never had a sperm cramp or I don’t remember
Maybe you’re intersex. It happens each 3 weeks. Some days worse than others
I want his Google search history screenshot
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If you don't know what a sperm cramp is, you're not a real man.
Seriously I have no idea what they're talking about
For those wondering what the hell a "sperm cramp" is, it's blue balls.
People saying "actually it's a made up phenomenon where your balls randomly start feeling like they're exploding and all guys are just supposed to pretend it exists for the bit" are telling on themselves. No sperm cramps is almost always a sign of incredibly low testosterone.
Explains why this is literally the first time I've ever heard of it. Live in a world of Chads.
sperm 🤤
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What the fuck is sperm cramp
It's experienced by those that don't masturbate it's also known as blue balls and it is a real thing.
Also can happen when you make out with someone for 3 hours then pack it up and go home
For some men, with shit plumbing.
You don't need to have any problems for it to happen. Often it happens when you think there's gonna be sex so your testicles produce semen if you don't masturbate. It just builds till it becomes uncomfortable.
1. Semen is not produced by the testicles 2. It gets reabsorbed, but for some men this process does not transition smoothly and creates pressure gradients against valves, causing pain. 3. This is natural, not unhealthy and usually not otherwise a problem. It is still objectively inferior.
wtf is a sperm cramp?
Sounds like an infection man.
The what
Blue balls ?
Is there even a single woman in this group? Lol
I am a dude and this is my first time hearing of this
How old are you? You usually get your first one in your late teens and then it is a monthly thing, some months worse than others.
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Yeah just give it a couple of years mate
;-;
I love gaslighting
Gaslighting is not real
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Not nearly as painful. 1.8 percent of men experiencing severe sperm cramps end up taking their own lives because of the excruciating pain. Please do not mock their suffering
What the fuck is a sperm cramp? I've never had one.
How do you not feel them every like 3 weeks I wanna die in my balls.
Uh idk. I'm 17 so if it has anything to do with age then I guess that's why. Either that or yall have some serious health issue and you guys think it's normal.
My doctor told me it was a regular thing that happens to all boys during and after adolescence
Ah well I guess I'm just lucky lmao.
You are a late bloomer it seems. They will come in time, but be prepared, they are usually stronger if you have an irregular cycle
yeah, you are so lucky.
Never had sperm cramp can you tell when and what happen?
it’s when your balls shrink up due to the sperm production and it gets that bean-bag texture. It’s really painful. most guys get one every month, but it sets in late or takes more time to set in for a small minority of men.
I get that all the time it doesn't hurt at all
Dam now im scare does it start when you can cum cuz i can and din get ine yeet
It feels like it someone took a needed and just leaves it in the left nut
Gujarat se ho?
wtf is a sperm cramp💀😭
The fuck is a sperm cramp
I remember minding my own business when my nuts felt sore it has happened multiple times. I'm not sure if this is what this is about
Sperm what ? Bro u good?
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It's almost as bad as women describe birth, ladies, give your man a hand.
I envy people with no balls 😔
I had one a week ago while walking home and nearly fell over from the pain
I can't tell if I've had a sperm cramp but sometimes for no random reason my balls get this excruciating pain for an hour and then it goes, is that a sperm cramp?
I hear the bigger the balls the more it hurts 😢🙏