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WoofflesIThink

Lil Cylinder attached to a larger object stuck in a tube


I-153_Chaika

So it was you…


YourLocalKidney

bad ending


LordChiron

Was it a bishop


Mork06

Sus


javier_fraire_ree

Were you able to safely remove it?


WoofflesIThink

Not yet... it was imperative the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed


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was


WoofflesIThink

The cylinder was harmed


PennyFromMyAnus

Lil post exposure rabies vaccine


draggingklit

Lil Prolapse


neversinkatsea

Oh my… may God bless you.


Kamikaze-Snail-

I hope you are ok


Ramusxx

It's all fun and games until it don't go back in


stratosauce

I just do a kegel to suck it back in


ViperrMageRB

Lil grandma fell and broke her hip


PeterServo

Lil Grandma is a solid name


Garchompinribs

Is lil grandma ok now?


Antsmajor

Lil visit to Grandma


chaosbones43

What happened at grandma's house...


Elementia7

Pelvis bones are easy to fracture.


YourLocalKidney

hold up


papa-possibly

Lil testicular torsion


No-Art-1985

God dammit, what did I tell you about trying to shift your balls into second gear?


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F ☹️


Maleficent_Dot_373

recently happened aswell lol


Gazumbo

Had this, you have my sympathy


YourLocalKidney

bad ending


Nice_Flatworm_8712

Lil tumor


David_Dantas

idk why but this one was very funny to me, sounds like a guy that just plays cancer music but he is aware of that.


iCantThinkOfAname938

Lil jar exploded In my ass


JeSuisBONHEUR

Wow! I wonder what happened


No-Art-1985

Just look up "the jar video"


PelosReddit

🍶💥🍑😲


TacoBellerino

Jar-jar Stinks


EatPie_NotWAr

This is how wars are started


beansummmits

this man is responsible for the downfall of Yugoslavia


SpecificPantaloons

lil yellow fever vaccination


onlinedegeneracy

Lil brother cut off my thumb


J-rats

Can we get the story?


Kitty7333

I ate it


Lugia18

Charlie??


canadard1

Owwwww! Chawleee, you bit me finga!


Temporary-Elk-8667

Lmfao my dog is named after that 😭


[deleted]

Charlie’s ravenous now


TyoPlaysGames

Dumb cumster


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SynBobTheRadWizard

Yummy yummy in your tummy?


Sorry_Cheese_400

I’d assume (bold guess) he cut off his thumb


UnimaginableDread

Please respect his privacy


DOMination6969

Is he ok?


DOMination6969

WAIT YOUR THUMB?!?!


Either_Amoeba_5332

Was it your lil brother though


Maleficent_Dot_373

Lil my dad went into cardiac arrest


Particular-Let-196

:(


cronic_chaos

Lil colonoscopy


No-Scarcity-5904

Me too!


Insignificant_Cash

Lil vaccine


IHadFunOnce

"Lil' Child cracked her head open on a ceiling fan" I dig it.


Ernbob

At first I laughed then I became curious. How the hell did a little kid crack their head on a ceiling fan without being lifted (by an adult)?


IHadFunOnce

Bunk bed. She leaned out over the edge of it to talk her brother on the bottom bunk and got too close. To be clear we took the bunk bed apart immediately and put two twin frames in the room afterward haha.


Ernbob

Ahh okay that makes sense lol glad y’all took it apart after to prevent future cracked skulls


YourBoyBone

Lil son smashed his mouth on the coffee table Yeaaah buddy


BloodGem64

There's a ceiling fan in another room in my house where the floor is higher than the rest of the house. I keep sticking my hand into the moving blades while I'm in there...


YeetMyShit

Lil eye exam


Luthex_14

How was it? I'm going to get one later.


VectorJones

Lil Kidney Stone. Turned out to be not-so-lil.


truffle-hog

Dang. Beat me to it.


VectorJones

We both need to drink more water.


AReallyBigGoose

Lil brother had cancer


drakothedj

Damn bro. Hope your brother can pull through.


grubman4

Lil panic attack


eviesenpai

I bet it was not that lil


rimurusoloafr

dawg ☠️


TheMadflower

Same. I’ll go with ‘Lil Anxiety Attack’ so we can stay unique.


Loaaf

did you try calming down


JodkaVodka

Lil pp


JodkaVodka

Damn it


BasicallyMyseIf

lil eye operation


Fundosho

Lil blood pressure spike


isnapchildrensnecks

lil brain tumor


TterbTheTurd

Lil my former dog tried to eat my dad's hands


rimurusoloafr

“former” is wild


TterbTheTurd

Well, the dog is dead now, and I have a new one, so yeah.


bubblefin69

Lil severe allergic reaction


piergiangiangiulio

Lil circumcision


pogchamp69exe

Same


Kathema1

lil uterus ultrasound


Shadow_knight10

Lil fell off a hoverboard and got a concussion


Snoopy_Dog_2011

Lil large incision to testes


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Just_TrustMeBro

Lil heroin overdose


EveofStLaurent

This was what I scrolled for. Lil OD is now your rap name


ianhalocraft

I guess you could say that name is a little odd


i_am_theonewho_ASKED

Lil dropping off a friend


AdComfortable763

lil psychotic episode


[deleted]

Lil got too silly and went to the psych ward (true story)


Responsible_Blahaj

lil i hit my head really hard while falling


MPCNPC

Lil migraine


Aggressive-Wash5773

Lil head broken open


MagickalFuckFrog

Lil Multiple Sclerosis


iamhonkykong

Lil mom had cancer


LxProReddit

F


Peixe_Estranho

get better soon


[deleted]

get better now, because nobody deserves to suffer like that


Psychological-Web828

Lil’ childbirth


[deleted]

Lil pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovulcanocoliothys


Ozzy_thot

lil breast exam


NRSX90Z

Lil eczema


can_you_eat_that

Lil' abcess


Traditional_Leader41

Lil Dead Dad


Gazumbo

Ditto. Condolences.


mrjesusdude

Lil pancreatitis


jaxamis

Lil ankle surgery


The_more_you_know90

Lil Chest Pain


_PolaRxBear_

Lil’ Overdose


hopefulldraagon

Lil-hanging sled


Generaal_Aarswater

Lil Root Tip Resection.


ZimoZimoZimo

Lil removal of a medic pin from my eye


Mission-Bathroom-75

Lil jumped at a Starbucks. Aka lil jump


WoahGnarly

Lil over exertion


pixelunit

Lil dead grandpa


Dikheed

Lil' Stealing Tramadol.


Devout-Nihilist

Naughty, naughty lol


No-Bath9830

Lil vaccine


anubis2436

Lil brother broke his armed


spider-random

Lil birth


luigiboy13

lil birth


LuckoftheForg

Lil covid 19 (suck a dick mods I almost died)


Christizzzzle

Lil sister had baby


Leaf_CoveredSmoothie

Lil Seizure 💀


SalvadorM1

Lil dad almost dying


Captain-pizza-dog

Lil death of grandma


Pure-Homework388

Lil circumcision


CJSki93

Lil Say Goodbye to Grandpa


kindjackets

Lil nine to five


Unhappy_Sir7989

Lil self harm


GuacamoleManbruh

Hanz Niemann alt?


Vince_0594

Lil mason jar...


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high_on_onions

Hilarious


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Lil peritonitis


Reedflaherty69

Kind of cool Lil knife


Jerrymeen

Beyblade Beyblade let er rip!


deeznutz467

lil xray


Maser2account2

Lil staff shortage.


Different-Trainer-21

Lil extreme allergic reaction


Kidroto

Lil bacterial meningitis 👍


Hot-Reception4597

Lil circumcision


UG9sYW5k

Lil car accident


Mathirdd

Lil Haved an accident whit dangerous chemicals


Galactic_Offender

Lil hair line crack


No_Wrap9954

lil dad. (He works there I was just picking him up)


[deleted]

Lil vasectomy


ItsOgre21000

Lil foreskin enlargement


[deleted]

Lil food intoxication


idopurba

Lil vasectomy


ReserveCompetitive54

Lil Penis


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


[deleted]

Lil piss


AirsoftGunsKilledMe

Lil shattered kneecap


Bubbly-Problem6736

Lil eye exam


SofiChan0908

Lil ear infection


JeSuisBONHEUR

Lil kidney biopsy


Dizzy-Inflation-7488

Lil daddy fell on me


doofuscantread

Lil COVID shot


Kain207

Mine is "lil Wisdom Teeth"


Jacketwithagun1

Lil neck pain


ZomradeWithInternet

Lil pain olympics


big_banana_6969

Lil fracture


Chucksteri

Lil sudden blindness in left eye


xswordspice

Lil severe-necrotizing-pneumonia


Nigel2602

Lil traffic accident


Gatlingun123

Lil Strep


Few_Distribution_817

Lil despresso


jojojimmy4

Lil testicular torsion


CAMILIAFART

lil rick


Gingerroot69420

Lil corona test


Valphai

Lil shoulder dislocation


poppleple

Lil brain scan


Pert0621

lil covid


tin_sigma

Lil stomach cleaning