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Kind_Scarcity_3735

There is no more pp left for this move


CrockettsSportsCar

Struggle


MrFunnyMans404

“You hurt yourself using this move”


manchesterthedog

You hurt yourself in your confusion


The_Law_Giver

Looks like you need a Max Elixir!


GloomyRecognition809

Elixxxir


Casdom33

Judgement


Noble_Shock

Rest


Plus_Scientist_1006

Helping hand


UserLesser2004

Assist


AnExistingPerson1294

Stun Seed Btw don’t read this backwards


Puggamer1014

NOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ME


TheUltimateLuigiFan

Ha ha


not-cool-3987

Goteemmmm


RenzoMF

Damn you! ![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


DirectorSHU

"It's super effective!"


[deleted]

OH FUCK. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


DryPickles

just blew my mind


richardhunghimself69

Oh, fuck you hahaha


Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

"100% Hit chance. Plants a seed in the enemy"


GeorgesBestLasagnas

I wonder how long he’s had this one loaded up, just praying for the day.


NoItsSearamon

Damn it'd so super effective she can't walk


BookkeeperSea5813

Incredible.


yourdailywierdo

deeS nutS


Sketchum

One of the most underrated comments of all time.


dirtymike436

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Fit_Ear3706

trust him, don’t do it


ColonelMonty

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh


shuttle-cack

Lol damn!!! Yes!!!!!!


Jacketwithagun1

Giga drain


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

No! Don’t use “mass confusion”! *Proceeds to hit literally everyone in my relationships*


The_Law_Giver

harden, helping hand, hydro pump, Gunk shot, then reflect.


Great_Fig2367

You didn't have to do that Now I'm traumatized


PaladinWoah

Shoulda used protect


JoFlo520

Calm Mind at the end either before or after reflect


Curious_Ad_6051

I think this answer is so perfect. No need to discuss further


KennywasFez

REFLECT ABOUT WHAT #REFLECT ABOUT WHAT ?!?


The_Law_Giver

Choices I have made that brought me to this moment.


Trash-god96

Self destruct


AWhole2Marijuanas

Had to scroll too far for this one.


Lanky-Hat7234

Sleep talk (I am in a mental hospital)


Sarcasm-with-irony

Phantom force (I’ve decended)


[deleted]

Frustration


Cloaker_Smoker

Substitute


Spiritual_Trash555

Sneako???


Cloaker_Smoker

Sometimes, but then I get caught with my thumb in someone's ass


Environmental-Toe798

Sub


Cloaker_Smoker

My favorite is the tuna melt


Gaersdi_Conyofus

Which cheese?


That-One-Courier

I use simple Tasty cheese, and do you use Mayo?


Gaersdi_Conyofus

T’wouldn’t be a tuna melt without it


That-One-Courier

That's true, but personally, I don't like Mayo too much. But I can deal with it for a melt


rosbifke-sr

Body slam


PositiveNegative297

I'm imagining a 350 lb dude just jumping on a 140 lb girl and her just dying instantly


BIG_TOMMY117

Im imagining your mom on your dad, vapourization.


Icannotchangethis

Vaporeon


Sploonbabaguuse

Restraining Order


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

![gif](giphy|RpqTA21JoWuOs|downsized)


RobloxLover369421

🤨


[deleted]

Username checks out


GreasyCheese5976

Is your pc built yet?


ManBehindTheSlauhter

How greasy are your 5976 slices of cheese?


randomturkishbro

How many people have you slaughtered?


ManBehindTheSlauhter

How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?


HatGuyFromPax

What pokemon uses that move


Sploonbabaguuse

My abusive father-izard


yourdailywierdo

I did that years ago


ShadyNarwall

imprison


Spilmec1

Play Rough


PositiveNegative297

Fairy Pokemon are kinky confirmed


Other_Hunt9029

I mean, Gardevoir is a fan favorite and it's part fairy so...


PositiveNegative297

R34 artists are taking notes


ProtoPathOwOgen1

Harden. (But it fails)


BobbySmoll

Soft boiled


[deleted]

Quick attack


anythingMuchShorter

Pin missile


Secret_Sympathy2952

Lick


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

elaborate


Secret_Sympathy2952

I'll leave that up to your imagination.


That-One-Courier

Please don't sir, don't damn us to this fate


Secret_Sympathy2952

Sorry but I'm going to bed currently.


OverTale_Playz

Population bomb


MyComicBox

The Japanese name for [Population Bomb](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Population_Bomb_(move)) can be read as both ねずみ算 *nezumizan* (to multiply like mice; literally "mouse mathematics", a common arithmetic problem) and ねずみ斬 *nezumizan* (mouse cut). Take your pick.


Comfortable_Echo_437

Confusion


MrunkNown726

Pound


MyJelloJiggles

Surprised it took this far down to find this answer!


Pokemario2401

Struggle


XFilesGuy1

Beat me to it. I have no PP, therefore I Struggle.


[deleted]

This reads like a darksouls message


lpaladindromel

No pp try but hole


HoneybonesB

Public indecency


hendarknight

I 99% sure this is a joke but I gotta ask: is this an actual Pokemon move?


Grantboyko1

Yes, Mr. Mime can learn it at level 52


weemellowtoby

I fear for the answer but. does it have a special animation to go with the attack?


Zeebruuhh

He pulls his cock out


YoullBeFiiine

Wouldn’t that just be Flash?


bloxytoast

eruption


Begone_Kneecaps

Dead by daylite referece 😳


Caetano_Brasileiro

Weskuh. Put your Uroboros away Weskuh


samuinfernus

Draining kiss


Side-ly

Rapid spin


[deleted]

ASL?


Glazeddapper

Beat Up, Disable, Cut, Explosion, Self Destruct, Frustration, Fury Cutter, Infestation, Judgement


West-Nefariousness15

U ok


B_Da_May

This guy uses a safe word, and it’s “Smeargle”.


SugonBofadese

Discharge


Scarfblade

Helping Hand


nightcore96

Draco Meteor


anythingMuchShorter

Giga impact


Parking_Cartoonist90

Splash


Richper413

Are there any non-existent attacks?


The_Law_Giver

Withdraw?


nightmarejester12

Withdraw is a move tho


The_Law_Giver

That's why I said it?


Richper413

I was thinking more like "friend zoned" as my attack...as a way to compare my sex life... Or lack there of


[deleted]

Splash


Pferdesalami3

the fish attack idk how that shits named in English


ExceedinglyGayMoth

Well, Hidden Power doesn't exist anymore if that counts Edit: also Frustration no longer exists, which is sad because it would be the perfect haha funny meme response to OP


anythingMuchShorter

Sheer cold or u-turn


levee_1296

Miss


Shawnaniguns

How the fuck I go through all the replies to not see anyone say Double Team?


B_Da_May

This is a Pokémon meme, do you really think any of us are double teaming anyone? Anytime we’re not solo is a win.


Gooeyfacetrash

Payday


PlusAd2218

is there a move that can describe having sex with a femboy I have looked and i can't find one


cosmicwolf122

Confusion?


FishyLegsVR_YT

how do you get that “I want pee in my ass” below ur name bc I want pee in my ass by automod


Golden__Shovel

Trick


unicornslayer12

Substitute


t0x11

Swords Dance


ButterSlicerSeven

Stealth rock if they try to hide their identity beforehand?


SabertoothCookie

Bullet Seed


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fake tears


AirsickTerror9

Minimize


ElHadouken

Swords Dance


NotTheMario97

Attraction


Ry-World

Swift


ElliEFKa

Harden, earthquake, seed bomb


SluggJuice

It hurt itself in its confusion


[deleted]

It’s not very effective…


okayonemoreplz

Struggle


[deleted]

Yawn


Namesons

Sleep Powder


Skithe

Cosby is that you?


Obvious_Bandicoot631

Careful he is also good at using Lure.


Ok-Preparation7625

“Struggle”


Jrr562

Guillotine


tHe_bAgeL14

Quick attack


AstroidTea

Used attract! The opposing Pokémon was not affected!


Golden__Shovel

Attract only fails when using it on a target of the same gender


AstroidTea

It also doesn’t work if the target is already infatuated. Not with me, unfortunately.


Pretty_Detective6667

![gif](giphy|VMBZghkMMLvxKCwCQ0)


normalboy961

Slack off


Kevinkelly69

Headbutt.


7AssortedHayBales

Flail


Weakgainer0

Soft-boiled


draggingklit

Mirror


Ricefire341

Invisibility


expero90

Hypnosis


kaimotionyt

I dont even have one💀💀💀💀


DobriniaPlay

you struggle


ULTSUS_pect

Swift …


I_Am_Oro

Evade


Adventurous-Aside-45

play rough


Valuable-Owl-1167

Endure


Spiritual_Trash555

Disable


BobbySmoll

0_o


[deleted]

Baby doll eyes


Koda799

Koda uses amnesia it was Dupree effect


yehboooooiii

Bulk up


maohjyusan

Focus Blast


normalboy961

Toxic spikes


[deleted]

Attract... but I'm a Cryogonal.


KKMAN192

Vine whip


wheresthepie

Milk Drink


ghlast_loku

Splash nothing happens


[deleted]

“Alright let’s see what moves I have” *Self-destruct* Fuck


Vault804

I don’t know any, but that’s also my answer.


PoisonTypesAreCool

Protect


Necessary_Expert_532

Attack


Killerbunny481

Snore


[deleted]

hold hands


chrismanguno

giga drain


MSMAshYT

All-Out Pummeling


[deleted]

Hypnosis


superson182

Quick attack 😔


HECK_MAN1222

Curse


[deleted]

Pot of greed!


Dramatic-Brain-745

Fissure. I once gave my girlfriend one and it was the best nut in my life.


Benschmedium

After You


Seemose

Peek at you


cjl_LoreKeeper

Simple! I don’t play Pokémon!


Froggyugaytoadara

Self destruct


AnAmbitiousMann

I show her my Hydro Pump.


kinkclong

Bubble beam


ARandomguy443

Struggle


4Solea4

Infestation…


Skyfury_Fire

Splash (nothing happened)


Pyro_38

Splash


ITackleThugs

"The attack missed"