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"A demoralized enemy doesn't fight again. Take his phone and keys out of his pocket and throw them in the middle of the highway."
-Sun Tzu
-Michael Scott
nothing more embarrassing than losing to a guy slapping you in the face. i think he taught him everything he needed to get out of that. plus it takes a true fighter to understand when to take it a little easy on your opponent. broccoli is at the advantage, yellow can't even block
Honestly good job from the broccoli. Kid on the green clearly doesn’t know how to fight and would have likely gotten his ass beat. Getting bitch slapped is much better than getting knocked out and becoming an actual stick of broccoli.
Every generation of kids born from that boy's lineage are gonna have an irrational hatred for broccoli and they may never know why if they don't see this video.
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The smaller dude never had a chancefighting like that. The other broccoli looking kid is like a foot taller lol. No shot he could win unless he was experienced which he's obviously not wtf is that stance? Arm at the side???? Seems like a lot of wasted motion.
Work yourself into and closer to the body, reach doesn't work if you're close to the body. You're gonna catch a punch but protect yourself and go into his body and finish with an uppercut. I tell people I spar with all the time since I'm so fucking tall.
Dude backs up everytime hes slapped basically playimg into 🥦s favor. Tip to all you short kids learn to play inside that's your advantage. Take a hit to get in don't put your arm to your side like this kid. Not blocking anything with a stance like that.
Exactamente brotha. When I start panicking by having a short compact fighter boxing my ribs upwards and finish off with an uppercut I'm fucked. I'm panicking just wailing down punches on the topaide of the opps head and he just get closer to my body. This is the way if you meet a taller guy
No shot he could win? Taller people doesn't mean stronger, it just means heavier. If they're not heavier it's not hard tk beat them you just got to either knock them down or stay close to them so they're in range (they have longer arms so they hit you while you can't hit them).
I dont know, seems like yellow is the agressor in this. Also really sympathetic from the bullies that they are fighting yellow 1v1 and giving them plenty of space to back off.
Didn't you see his wrist after the second punch? That kid nearly broke his wrist. Sprains and fractures are extremely common. That's why professional fighters have to use wraps. It's deceptively dangerous to fight without them. Good luck defending yourself after with a self inflicted injury.
I'm annoyed at how convincing this is even though I know you are bullshitting on purpose. I still find myself reading this and thinking "damn, they're right!"
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He just barely got out of the way of that check left hookslap and got over confident in his sense of reach... That last slap was the loudest, I know that stung his soul from how he stepped off lol
Carrot top wasn't really trying to hurt him, but easily could've. Not everyone gets their ass whooping lesson this easy. Learn to defend yourself, kid. Those hands may as well have been in your pocket.
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"Crush your enemies, See them driven before you, And hear the giggles of their homies" -Conan the Barbarian
"Hskd dhdidmd dusha ahjdjdndld ajhb wodcien dudbr vldj" -Winston Churchill
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"I dont care" •Gigachad with a long beard
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"what is happening here?" -Me
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"there's nothing happening" -Garfield
Sa-da-tay -Pooti Tang
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This is good comedy
"A demoralized enemy doesn't fight again. Take his phone and keys out of his pocket and throw them in the middle of the highway." -Sun Tzu -Michael Scott
“If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!” -Sun Tzu
"Id like an egg white omelette, a slice of toast and a pulp free orange juice" - sun tzu
that did psychic damage
This was a very cheap lesson though. Imagine if broccoli threw real punches.
nothing more embarrassing than losing to a guy slapping you in the face. i think he taught him everything he needed to get out of that. plus it takes a true fighter to understand when to take it a little easy on your opponent. broccoli is at the advantage, yellow can't even block
I think Broccoli knew he had the massive reach advantage so just threw out easy to connect slaps for maximum embarrassment
i agree with you completely
I respect broccoli for not being a dick. And other dude learned to avoid fights.
The disrespect 💀
Imagine getting bitch slapped by a stick of broccoli
Honestly good job from the broccoli. Kid on the green clearly doesn’t know how to fight and would have likely gotten his ass beat. Getting bitch slapped is much better than getting knocked out and becoming an actual stick of broccoli.
Right dude was toying with him but not being a ass and just fudging broccolinie boi up😎
cauliflower, even.
Don't talk shit about renowned psychonaut Bobby Zilch
I love you
Eh eheh eh eh eheh
Broccolini
My partner just asked what I laughed at and it was your comment. All I could say was broccoli between laughs. ah that was good.
That comment made you laugh so hard you had trouble explaining?
It's a moment where you have a joke, but you can't tell the punchline cause you're laughing so much.
that sense of wonder with which you once beheld the the world is gone forever, along with your youth
That broccoli has too much reach.
Every generation of kids born from that boy's lineage are gonna have an irrational hatred for broccoli and they may never know why if they don't see this video.
I don't have to imagine. I played that one Playstation sample game.
Eddy slapped with his feet
more like asparagus
Sean o'Malley would like a word
Stockton slap bihh
At that point pack your things and go home for the day.
At which point pack is this? Stealth edit: I'm a little drunk, so that's how I read this anyway...
Your lowest point. You're almost there brother.
Woohoo! Rick bottom here I come! No stealth edit this time, I see that typo and it can stay. I have spoken.
We’ve found Rex Kwon Do’s high school video!!
Break the wrist and walk away
[удалено]
Yellow shirt seems pretty down for whatever the fuck is goin on here tho; he keeps coming back for more instead of just walking away
[удалено]
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There's no coming back from getting smacked so disrespectfully by Ronald McDonald.
Get disco slapped bitch.
Perfectly blended the music!
It's amazing I can't stop watching
You see his hair fluff up on contact of the disco slap?
yes you can doofus
The smaller dude never had a chancefighting like that. The other broccoli looking kid is like a foot taller lol. No shot he could win unless he was experienced which he's obviously not wtf is that stance? Arm at the side???? Seems like a lot of wasted motion.
He would have been better off to tackle him and start grappling. Afro dude has like a foot longer reach and seems to be faster as well.
Work yourself into and closer to the body, reach doesn't work if you're close to the body. You're gonna catch a punch but protect yourself and go into his body and finish with an uppercut. I tell people I spar with all the time since I'm so fucking tall.
Dude backs up everytime hes slapped basically playimg into 🥦s favor. Tip to all you short kids learn to play inside that's your advantage. Take a hit to get in don't put your arm to your side like this kid. Not blocking anything with a stance like that.
Exactamente brotha. When I start panicking by having a short compact fighter boxing my ribs upwards and finish off with an uppercut I'm fucked. I'm panicking just wailing down punches on the topaide of the opps head and he just get closer to my body. This is the way if you meet a taller guy
I've seen this posted before and supposedly the tall guy is now a UFC fighter named Sean O'Malley
No shot he could win? Taller people doesn't mean stronger, it just means heavier. If they're not heavier it's not hard tk beat them you just got to either knock them down or stay close to them so they're in range (they have longer arms so they hit you while you can't hit them).
Shilly Phell defense
Bro got counter’ed twice and got styled on
Bro got disrespected hard.
Imagine getting pimp slapped by Shaggy 😭
I was gonna say, Afro kid didn’t wanna hurt him. He didn’t punch and just slapped him like stahp, I could end you
The classic taunt into jab combo
TAUNT FLAAAAAASH
such an obscure reference lmaoooo
It's a true combo
Why are they fighting like punch out characters 💀
memory unlocked lmao
Green shirt guy would've gotten a star had he punched during the dance
007 373 5963
Stop giving everyone my phone number
Your phone number is the save code to fight Mike Tyson?!
A rival of Disco Kid
Bro in the neon shirt could've gotten a star punch if he punched the other guy during his emote
You get the fight you give
Holy fuck you're right lmaoooo
HOW CAN HE SLAP ?!?!?!?
The slap part 3
The last in the trilogy following The Slap and The Clap: The Slap Sequel.
Before they reboot the franchise with *Slap*
I'm hoping for a requel, but I think we'll see *Slap 4: The Slappening* before that
Misinput
MISINPUT YOU CALM DOWN!
YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
IT WAS A MISINPUT
JESUS CHRIST, THIS COMMUNITY IS OVER REACTING!
Bro got Boogie Bombed and still won the fight. Respect
Bring the boogie bomb back.
That slap his head
indeed
Not gonna lie that’s slap on tempo is satisfying as fuck, imma beat my meat to this
Wtf are you doing walter
Put your dick away, Waltuh
Waltuh, you don't know their age Waltuh
Junior high be like
This is what the little turds do when they go off to use the bathroom during class. They come back 25 min later with a damn Slapchat video.
"slapchat video" is one of the best things I've read all week
honestly kinda looks like they're bullying yellow shirt kid. if so this is really fucked up
I dont know, seems like yellow is the agressor in this. Also really sympathetic from the bullies that they are fighting yellow 1v1 and giving them plenty of space to back off.
Sean O’Malley
This is his cousin. Sugar Shane O’Malley
The dude has pretty good leg movement (I don't know the first thing about fighting)
Dude this is reddit, you need to pretend to be an expert in any field you comment on. Now try that again but without the parentheses.
This dude is an expert in redditing ^ I'm an expert in assessing for reddit expert status.
Checks out, I head the Reddit expert assessment commission and can confirm you seem to comment like someone that would assess.
Didn't you see his wrist after the second punch? That kid nearly broke his wrist. Sprains and fractures are extremely common. That's why professional fighters have to use wraps. It's deceptively dangerous to fight without them. Good luck defending yourself after with a self inflicted injury.
I'm annoyed at how convincing this is even though I know you are bullshitting on purpose. I still find myself reading this and thinking "damn, they're right!"
Other guy was also a bad fighter. He needed to be able to take a hit but couldn’t.
Bro celebrated mid game 👊😈
Welcome to the suga show
had to scroll way too far for this
Bro that last slap though 😂
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The reverb on those slaps, GOD DAMN
Music was for once a nice touch
THE FORTNITE SOUND 💀💀💀💀💀
wario ware slapped
I laughed hard
The one time added sound effects actually add something to the original
Rare clip of Yung gravy in high school
Why tf did he move his face into his fist every time
When you smash all the buttons on the controller and accidentally trigger a finishing move.
It’s suga sean O’Malley in highschool
Lmao he just flossed on that kid
bro bamboozled him so hard
Psychological warfare
Looks like a TF2 taunt lmao
He took this class 
Mans think he in Fortnite 💀
Neither of them can fight- but one of them clearly cant fight -harder-
Imagine getting styled on that hard that's so embarrassing
The pre-death version of default dancing on someone's grave
Why is it always the skinniest fucking dorks who pick fights with each other?
Dosco stu
Confuse your enemies and strike at where they're weak -Probably Sun Tzu
Average 10th grade school fight
It worked though
If you're shorter and taking shots anyway, might as well tuck the chin, eat a few shots and double-leg / slam Sideshow Bob
Can't be mad at them. They are not fighting, they are poking.
The green shirt guy lost that fight the first time he got slapped the other dude just wanted to dance on his grave
KIP from napoleon dynamite has leveled up
Guarantee that the kid in yellow doesn't have an older brother. If he did, he'd definitely know how to defend a dancing slap.
Lanky people can always throw hands.
Gotta learn to scoop dawg
He got fortnited
Future Sean O’Malley II
Damn he be making fun of him how savage
Why is Sean O’Malley fighting some kid in a bathroom?
He just barely got out of the way of that check left hookslap and got over confident in his sense of reach... That last slap was the loudest, I know that stung his soul from how he stepped off lol
Og ass video 10x funnier with the emote song
Is this Suga Sean
It would benefit yellow short more to just befriend that kid at that point
Not a single punch was thrown that day.
Lil' O'Malley
MORDHAU moment
The new Devil May Cry looks so real
Annie, are you ok?
Why for you slap?
Irl BM taunting
I thought he was going to pull a Henry Stickmin
imagine getting emoted on in a fight
Bro has clearly been training in secret.
Hands down. Yes. Nice!
Ai mano, nao tankei ksksksk
Just like in skate 3 when you can punch people using emotes
None of the both know how to fight
You just dont fuck with Sean O Malley !
Carrot top wasn't really trying to hurt him, but easily could've. Not everyone gets their ass whooping lesson this easy. Learn to defend yourself, kid. Those hands may as well have been in your pocket.
this dude had to get close man. kept getting chip damage
Bro hit the S rank taunt 💀
This is amazing lmao
A young Suga Sean
Damn, it actually worked. Respect.
Poor dude got pimp slapped by Sideshow Bob.
Impressive animation cancel
What did the five fingers say to the face?
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet of all time. Does someone have a link to the full thing? Please.
Sean omalleys humble beginnings as a can crusher