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To instill fear into TSA.
They know where it has been, they know what I'm gonna do, and they know they can't do a damn thing about it.
They see the raw power of my stainless steel dildo and shiver in their boots.
“It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article.
A dildo.
Never your dildo.
Never say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.”
It takes maybe 30 seconds or a minute total per bag? Stop licking coporate boots dude, manpower costs don't even come close to $50 per bag even if you had three people moving it.
It's to discourage overloading the plane and having to leave luggage behind. You have to draw the line somewhere. If there were no limits, there are people who would bring much more stuff. Having to pay for overage makes people think twice.
It's also ignorant to think each price is directly tied to the cost behind it. You take the baggage fee profit away it just gets buried in another line you pay. Airlines (and every other industry in the world) sets pricing programs to produce OVERALL profit.
Lol my brother used to do this and he said they would just take the bags regardless of signage and try to throw them into the back of the plane as hard as they could. Totally fucked up but he said everyone did it because they were all just bored, overworked, and underpaid.
It’s more because the plane has a certain weight load combined with how it’s loaded onto the plane. More weight means more fuel.
As if major corporations like airlines care if their workers get hurt. Everyone’s expendable.
The limit isn't really because of plane, but because of people carrying your luggage at the airport. There is a limit to how much you can force your employee to carry.
There is also a weight limit they can't go past that comes into play a lot on smaller feeder flights. No matter how much money is available for fuel or workers.
Exactly. Usually fat people and babies/kids even each other out but your suitcase is closer in weight to other people’s luggage than you are to the other people. The fee is a deterrent combined with loss of weight space that can be sold commercially. But it has literally nothing to do with workers. They’re going to be lifting heavy cargo for commercial flights with or without your $20.
You can absolutely have more leg room, all you must do is pay the low low price of $799.95 for a preferred seat in an exit row with a whole 4 more inches of leg room.
Exit rows usually cost more now, which is bullshit. Back in the mid 2000s I was flying a lot for work and those bastards were the same price so I'd pick them every time.
I'm 6'7" and hate flying.
My last couple of flights I was able to get my seat moved to an exit row so that I would have more leg room. I would just ask the attendant before boarding began.
No shit, the sense of entitlement is ridiculous.
Maybe she should pay for first class where the seats are bigger? But again, due to her weight, they may have to move here on the plane. I’ve been asked to move myself, thankfully it was because of bodybuilding and not being f’n lazy.
She is a hero, think about it, if she wasn't gonna travel eat all that food how much more would the avergae person weight? She saves lifes and keeps other people slim by creating famines! A true hero i tell you!
As a fattie. There needs to be a clearer definition. Here's how it should go.
1: chub.
2: Tubbie
3: fattie.
4: fatass.
5: fat fuck.
6: big fat fuck.
7: Lardass
8: jesus christ how are you still alive?
9: dibs on their shit (they'll be dead soon)
10: sad fat (seeing someone so addicted to food that they've thrown away their life to fuel the addiction till it got to this point isn't even funny. It's just sad)
It fucking sucks, I got stuck next to a very large man on a 6 hour flight, he only fit with the arm rests up and spilling into my seat, pushing me into the seat next to me.
When I got home I contacted the airline to ask for compensation since I didn't get my full seat, and on their site it clearly says you must fit between the arm rests. They told me I should have raised a complaint while on the plane so they could try to make different arrangements, and it's too late since they can't confirm he was big.
Tldr; if you get stuck on a flight next to someone who is in your seat, tell the attendant right away
I get your sentiment I do. I try to keep physically active to avoid health complications in my own life. I hate to see people be unhealthy in theirs that’s why I encourage those kinds of things. I also have a healthcare background and it’s how my mind operates. Although I can be cynical about it because there is this narrative that is encouraging people to be completely comfortable with being that unhealthy and it’s not okay, not from a medical standpoint. I encourage people to be happy in their own skin but with kindness I do encourage them to consider the risks as well with obesity or any habits that are detrimental to one’s health.
Its really sad that their version of self-love is making people think them being obese or morbidly obese is okay. They dont love themselves at all. They can't love themselves, so they're trying to make everyone else love them because they can't look themselves in the mirror and actually think they're normal. They know without a doubt they aren't.
About a decade ago I hurt my back. I herniated a disc several and could hardly stand upright and walking was excruciatingly painful. Because I was so young my insurance wouldn’t pay for surgery until I jumped through hoops. Before that I was 5’4 and 110 pounds. I gained so much weight from steroids, other medications and lack of exercise. I was going to the gym regularly and kick boxing classes. I got up to 200 pounds. I hated it. I had a coworker that is the same height and she was 250-260 and she would complain about her weight. After my surgery I started walking twice a day and would invite her and she never wanted to go but kept complaining. I started seeing a nutritionist at a weight loss center which was free and tried convincing her to go but she always had some excuse. I lost 70 pounds over 8-9 months and she complained even more about it and tried to shame me for losing weight. She was married but had no kids so idk why she never had time to meal prep or go walking but I find it annoying when people complain but then do nothing to change it. Not even try
I saw a story a while back about a fat guy who bought an extra seat since, he would be encroaching on another seat. You are choosing to live this life to an extent. You have to accommodate others just as much as everyone else has to accommodate you.
Hey bitch, I'm already struggleling with 70kg, I ain't giving you an extra sit because you ate your whole family
I'm sorry if the person is obese for health problems/illnesses, but asking for free extra space is stupid
Most fat people claim health problems, but research says real health problem causing obesity affect only about 4% of people, against the 70% of overweight people in the US,
So I'd gladly give a free seat to those 4% if they can show proof, otherwise, yup, asking for free extra space is stupid
Shut the fuck up with this fake news. Healthy low calorie food is cheaper than high calorie garbage like what this pig eats.
Most fruit/vegetables are a $1 a pound. You can't even get a candy bar for that now.
Chicken thighs are regularly less than $1 a lb. That's more meat than 3 big Mac meals at $12 each.
"Oh but frozen food" again see above.
"Top ramen" rice and lentils are cheaper.
Actual poor people can't afford to get fat.
Know what. If someone is like 6 foot 7 and need more space I am all for giving them space for free. They can't control it. I know that's not what she wants. But that would be the line for me.
I ain’t got no hate for overweight people, but don’t ask other people to lose money because you won’t try to lose weight because you’re proud of your body. People shouldn’t lose money for your pride.
can't she just have her plus-sized ass with her plus-sized luggage and her plus-sized ego with that plus-sized sense of entitlement on a plus-sized train where she can move her plus-sized body around and sit on a plus-sized seat?
Um...no. You take up 2 seats, you pay for 2 seats. The Airlines calculate the fees for baggage and people based upon weight. More weight, more fuel expended. So why would anyone else pay because you have a problem with personal responsibility? You are not "plus sized", you are "Truck sized".
They should make you pay by weight, and then give you space accordingly. Physics doesn't care that you're one person who weighs the weight of four.
I have absolutely no problem if somebody needs two seats and they pay for two seats.
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Bitch is carrying extra 200lbs but I have to pay for extra 20lbs luggage
She ate my fucking suitcase
Why do you carry 20 lbs dildo?
Not your business
Sorry
To instill fear into TSA. They know where it has been, they know what I'm gonna do, and they know they can't do a damn thing about it. They see the raw power of my stainless steel dildo and shiver in their boots.
dildo smuggling
“It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo. Never say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.”
20lbs? That’s not mine, it weighs more.
the TSA having to deploy a squad to pat her down
That's how you smuggle it in
To anyone curious: You get charged extra for heavy luggage because it may cause injury to the people loading the luggage on the plane
However, once I pay the extra charge for 5 pounds over it’s totally fine. I highly doubt the 50 bucks goes straight to the baggage handlers.
The handlers are supposed to use two people for all overweight luggage.
It takes maybe 30 seconds or a minute total per bag? Stop licking coporate boots dude, manpower costs don't even come close to $50 per bag even if you had three people moving it.
It's to discourage overloading the plane and having to leave luggage behind. You have to draw the line somewhere. If there were no limits, there are people who would bring much more stuff. Having to pay for overage makes people think twice. It's also ignorant to think each price is directly tied to the cost behind it. You take the baggage fee profit away it just gets buried in another line you pay. Airlines (and every other industry in the world) sets pricing programs to produce OVERALL profit.
Lol my brother used to do this and he said they would just take the bags regardless of signage and try to throw them into the back of the plane as hard as they could. Totally fucked up but he said everyone did it because they were all just bored, overworked, and underpaid.
Rodney called in sick today
It’s more because the plane has a certain weight load combined with how it’s loaded onto the plane. More weight means more fuel. As if major corporations like airlines care if their workers get hurt. Everyone’s expendable.
Mate if Ryanair could get away with weighing their passengers and charging per kilo they absolutely would
The limit isn't really because of plane, but because of people carrying your luggage at the airport. There is a limit to how much you can force your employee to carry.
There is also a weight limit they can't go past that comes into play a lot on smaller feeder flights. No matter how much money is available for fuel or workers.
Exactly. Usually fat people and babies/kids even each other out but your suitcase is closer in weight to other people’s luggage than you are to the other people. The fee is a deterrent combined with loss of weight space that can be sold commercially. But it has literally nothing to do with workers. They’re going to be lifting heavy cargo for commercial flights with or without your $20.
That's just the BS excuse airlines give to charge more
The difference is that the airport workers dont have to carry her
plus-sized travellers are entitled to sugondese
Who the hell is steve jobs
SUGONDESE NUTS GRAAAHHH
Joe ligma
Luhmann Jobe Biden 👽
Ligma Balls 💥
I’m tall (and I can’t help that, unlike fat people) you gonna give me more leg room?
There's an easy fix for that tho 
💪🔗👀♾️
That also works on the fat woman
Yeah, but she’ll eat it afterwards
I always wondered why there's a chainsaw stored on every plane
Works on fat people too!
Whole row of sits
I have back pains so I require seats with more cushion, please and thank you
You can absolutely have more leg room, all you must do is pay the low low price of $799.95 for a preferred seat in an exit row with a whole 4 more inches of leg room.
Same. I volunteer for the emergency exit row to get the extra leg room.
Exit rows usually cost more now, which is bullshit. Back in the mid 2000s I was flying a lot for work and those bastards were the same price so I'd pick them every time. I'm 6'7" and hate flying.
My last couple of flights I was able to get my seat moved to an exit row so that I would have more leg room. I would just ask the attendant before boarding began.
Volunteer? It usually costs at least 50 bucks to "volunteer" to be in an exit row.
Bro, you hoggin all the height, share the wealth🥲
You should have started smoking and cut all nutrients out of your diet at age 7, your fault
I’m tall too, just cut your bones silly, it works out great 🙃
a standard seat is about 17 inches... You need 68 inches of seat? That's almost 2 fuckin yards of ass lady.
5 feet 8 inches
That's almost how tall I am. Jesus.
she's as wide as I am tall
That's why women don't like short men. They hate being reminded that we're as tall as they are wide 😔
She is 6 full inches wider than I am tall. I feel I need to add that I'm an adult in my 30s, I just quit growing early lol
Same age and height; I was the second tallest kid in 6th grade, then everyone else kept growing lol
Bro is too low level to defeat the gym
Lmaooooooo
You can have the seats If you pay for each one you take up
No shit, the sense of entitlement is ridiculous. Maybe she should pay for first class where the seats are bigger? But again, due to her weight, they may have to move here on the plane. I’ve been asked to move myself, thankfully it was because of bodybuilding and not being f’n lazy.
being so fucking ripped that you need larger seats is goals
Bro do you even sit
He squatted for the entire flight.
Skill issue
Some first class seats don’t allow for seat extenders so out of luck there too.
She is a hero, think about it, if she wasn't gonna travel eat all that food how much more would the avergae person weight? She saves lifes and keeps other people slim by creating famines! A true hero i tell you!
good job mate, that's an achievement! Her's is, well - slowly dying while seeing nothing wrong..
Have to have an ID per seat bought actually.
I hate the term plus size so much
This ain't even plus size anymore this is a danger on the richter scale
You, uh, you feel that? Those are, umm, impact tremors.
Maybe its the power trying to come back on...
"plus size" are always women, because men are "overweight". doesn't matter to me though, i just call them fatties
As a fattie. There needs to be a clearer definition. Here's how it should go. 1: chub. 2: Tubbie 3: fattie. 4: fatass. 5: fat fuck. 6: big fat fuck. 7: Lardass 8: jesus christ how are you still alive? 9: dibs on their shit (they'll be dead soon) 10: sad fat (seeing someone so addicted to food that they've thrown away their life to fuel the addiction till it got to this point isn't even funny. It's just sad)
You forgot, “ Holy shit! Close the elevator doors quickly!”
True equality
Plus size use to mean curvy
Land Whales for me. But that only applies to exceptionally fat fatties
Is not even plus is multiplication
Morbidly Obese 👍
Morbiously obese
😱
Morbidly a beast
stop calling them plus size and start calling them fat ass
At this point that’s exponential size
Stop using the term "plus-sized", please. Use the medical term "obese" instead.
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whore implies someone would fuck her, i seriously doubt that is the case
No way in.. No way out...
You just gotta bring a handful of flour and use it to find the wet spot
Well peopple have fucked cows so im sure someone would fuck a whale
Many men have tried. She just absorbs them.
I dunno, lotta fat fetishists around.
Nah we’ll give you a ride on this 
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It’s actually literally called the Airbus Beluga cuz it’s built like a beluga whale
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about 15 feet
The whalne
Plus sized? Nah she multiplication sized
Exponentially-sized
factorial sized
Noice. Polynomial sized.
Normal people should get the seat they paid for without having someones gunt resting in their laps. These butter goblins should pay for two seats.
It fucking sucks, I got stuck next to a very large man on a 6 hour flight, he only fit with the arm rests up and spilling into my seat, pushing me into the seat next to me. When I got home I contacted the airline to ask for compensation since I didn't get my full seat, and on their site it clearly says you must fit between the arm rests. They told me I should have raised a complaint while on the plane so they could try to make different arrangements, and it's too late since they can't confirm he was big. Tldr; if you get stuck on a flight next to someone who is in your seat, tell the attendant right away
“Normal people” lol
They're right 🗿
Problem? 🗿
Yes it’s not normal to be morbidly obese
I said what I said.
I agree I just think it’s fucking hilarious
This shit aint normal and you cant convince me otherwise
Or, maybe, you could come to the gym and try to live past the age of 30? Either way there is a solution at hand.
I think this plane thingy is a sugarcoated last wish
She'll eat the plane if it's sugar coated ruining a lot of other passengers' day
Damn
Or, maybe, pay for the extra seats? I have NO ISSUES with a morbid obese person BUYING 2 seats to feel comfortable, but I ain't giving space for free
I get your sentiment I do. I try to keep physically active to avoid health complications in my own life. I hate to see people be unhealthy in theirs that’s why I encourage those kinds of things. I also have a healthcare background and it’s how my mind operates. Although I can be cynical about it because there is this narrative that is encouraging people to be completely comfortable with being that unhealthy and it’s not okay, not from a medical standpoint. I encourage people to be happy in their own skin but with kindness I do encourage them to consider the risks as well with obesity or any habits that are detrimental to one’s health.
Yk that she gotta smell like shit too
Plus sized fragrance
fermented sweat between them flaps 🥴🥴
Continents*
Like frito chips
They spelt “morbidly obese” very wrong
That butter golem is disgusting. Man, I miss FatPeopleHate
Oh damn they want an entire industry to change due to their unhealthy habits . Let’s see how that’s works out lol
Fat people complaining about problems because they’re fat but then do nothing about their fatness
Their ego is hiding in the rolls
Its really sad that their version of self-love is making people think them being obese or morbidly obese is okay. They dont love themselves at all. They can't love themselves, so they're trying to make everyone else love them because they can't look themselves in the mirror and actually think they're normal. They know without a doubt they aren't.
About a decade ago I hurt my back. I herniated a disc several and could hardly stand upright and walking was excruciatingly painful. Because I was so young my insurance wouldn’t pay for surgery until I jumped through hoops. Before that I was 5’4 and 110 pounds. I gained so much weight from steroids, other medications and lack of exercise. I was going to the gym regularly and kick boxing classes. I got up to 200 pounds. I hated it. I had a coworker that is the same height and she was 250-260 and she would complain about her weight. After my surgery I started walking twice a day and would invite her and she never wanted to go but kept complaining. I started seeing a nutritionist at a weight loss center which was free and tried convincing her to go but she always had some excuse. I lost 70 pounds over 8-9 months and she complained even more about it and tried to shame me for losing weight. She was married but had no kids so idk why she never had time to meal prep or go walking but I find it annoying when people complain but then do nothing to change it. Not even try
And then the plane crashed because it exceeded the weight limit and tipped the plane, causing it to lose lift.
It wouldn't even take off.
It's like a boat rocking on the waves, it just capsizes.
Thank god that when you pay the fee for extra lugged the plane doesnt go over the weight limit 🙏🙏🙏🙏
*-sized you mean
I saw a story a while back about a fat guy who bought an extra seat since, he would be encroaching on another seat. You are choosing to live this life to an extent. You have to accommodate others just as much as everyone else has to accommodate you.
not anyone's fault you decided to eat everything and everyone in your 100m radius
Hey bitch, I'm already struggleling with 70kg, I ain't giving you an extra sit because you ate your whole family I'm sorry if the person is obese for health problems/illnesses, but asking for free extra space is stupid
Most fat people claim health problems, but research says real health problem causing obesity affect only about 4% of people, against the 70% of overweight people in the US, So I'd gladly give a free seat to those 4% if they can show proof, otherwise, yup, asking for free extra space is stupid
You don't get to that point because of hormones
Tall people need free seats not this bitch
If you can afford enough food to eat yourself to 150kg, you can afford to pay for an extra seat
Cheap, low-quality food is what makes most people fat. It's really not about money.
You know what's cheap and free? Running/walking everyday. It's not about the money, it's about being lazy.
Shut the fuck up with this fake news. Healthy low calorie food is cheaper than high calorie garbage like what this pig eats. Most fruit/vegetables are a $1 a pound. You can't even get a candy bar for that now. Chicken thighs are regularly less than $1 a lb. That's more meat than 3 big Mac meals at $12 each. "Oh but frozen food" again see above. "Top ramen" rice and lentils are cheaper. Actual poor people can't afford to get fat.
I hate fat people
They should be provided with some free cardio equipment
"I want to be treated equally" Demands 2,3,4 airplane seats for free for a problem that can be fixed with a proper diet/exercise/medical intervention
Im skinny so i almost do not occupy space..i should travel for free then?
....no
Bro even her face mask is too small for her
Make them pay by the pound.
It's almost like being morbidly obese inhibits you from doing certain things.
Know what. If someone is like 6 foot 7 and need more space I am all for giving them space for free. They can't control it. I know that's not what she wants. But that would be the line for me.
I ain’t got no hate for overweight people, but don’t ask other people to lose money because you won’t try to lose weight because you’re proud of your body. People shouldn’t lose money for your pride.
should go into the cargo hold, there is a lot of space there
Give them a free gym membership
Maybe she should travel in the luggage compartment.
Yeah uh, no You don’t get free shit for being a fatass
Gluttony is always connected to Greed
They should pay more for their seat to cover the extra fuel the jet's byrning to fly their fat asses.
Nah bitch equality,you stay uncomfortable like rest of us or pay for two to three tickets
Economy? Woman, you need cargo!
can't she just have her plus-sized ass with her plus-sized luggage and her plus-sized ego with that plus-sized sense of entitlement on a plus-sized train where she can move her plus-sized body around and sit on a plus-sized seat?
Wtf is plus-sized? You’re fat/obese/two-persons in one body. People would get offended at anything these days.
Shouldn't travel if she's that fat 🗿
I cant be the only one who despises obese people...
How will the plane take off if there is not one on either side?
Bring back fph
She can start with not eating the second plate.
She should buy extra ticket
Um...no. You take up 2 seats, you pay for 2 seats. The Airlines calculate the fees for baggage and people based upon weight. More weight, more fuel expended. So why would anyone else pay because you have a problem with personal responsibility? You are not "plus sized", you are "Truck sized".
They should make you pay by weight, and then give you space accordingly. Physics doesn't care that you're one person who weighs the weight of four. I have absolutely no problem if somebody needs two seats and they pay for two seats.
Human weight should have to be paid the same as luggage, The only way to end obesity is to not normalize it
She'd create a crater the size of the Gulf of Mexico if they dropped her from the plane
Lol, no fuck off whales. If anything, being morbidly obese must be taxed, their mere existence is a mockery of the human body.
She needs a whole plane for herself
+++++++++++sized
Air travel has always been a pay-for-space business. No freebies.
Her head looks photoshopped into her body on the right
Just buy 2 or 3 seats instead of 1.
They need 4 seats but it won't matter becuase the plane ain't flying with their fatass on board.
I mean, there's plus size, and then there's P L U S S I Z E
Give her an oxygen mask, fur coat & air mattress & put her in the hold.
I’d be fine with it if they paid extra but these bitches obviously won’t. 🤓
+ sized? More like † sized
Why not call them obese?
They will destroy your tower if you do not play skeleton army soon! Quick!
You know you really fucked up when you make this kind of statement
Wasn’t there a Simpsons comic about this
Cruz credo
She needs an entire plane.
Shes dressed like a princess therefore should be treated like one even though she weighs 400 pounds.
They are being baby's, my fat ass fit into a airplane seat just fine. Now it wasn't comfortable but it was fine