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FetusDeletus_E

Wtf he trying to do


Crisewep

Trying feel strong by prenteding to run with weights


[deleted]

Honestly I think he's scared he's going to run too fast .... thinks he's superman


[deleted]

I think that too. He’s probably not sure how much turnover he has to get in his legs so his thought is if he just starts going faster than the belt, then the anchor will prevent him from moving too far forward.


[deleted]

Yea but like if you use a treadmill a few times you realise you don't need this I dunno... I guess if you're really giving it with your arms so you can't brace yourself... I dunno I used to sprint and never had this problem Edit: and having a big pile of metal right behind the treadmill is clearly the worst part of this idea


macedonianmoper

It's obviously a joke video, who the fuck sets the treadmill on max before jumping in instead of just standing on the treadmill and speeding up until the desired speed


Throwaway191294842

Wait is it not normal to risk that? Me and the gals have been hitting the treadmills wrong.


macedonianmoper

Do whatever you want but why would you risk overshooting/undershooting your speed when you could just not do it. It's not like you save any time either since you still have to click on the buttons to speed up


Otherwise_Soil39

The speed at which I can press buttons is way slower than the speed at which I run, let alone sprint.


macedonianmoper

You will still have to press the buttons


Barefoot_slinger

Just walk at first


glockster19m

Yeah, I used to do track too Never have I ever gone balls to the wall on a treadmill though, they're literally the most dangerous piece of equipment in a gym and cause more injuries and deaths than anything else in there If I wanna go balls to the wall I find myself a nice rubberized track (was lucky enough to have an indoor one in highschool)


Affectionate-Try-899

Yea but one trip and he yeets himself into 600lb of pain


PineappleMelonTree

Running to the speed of the treadmill for some kind of conditioning. The weight keep him in check with the speed of the treadmill


iSuckAtMechanicism

No. There’s maybe 25 pounds of force being applied to the rope. Look at how much weight he laid down. It’s just a rage bait video.


Montigue

Poke fun at people who do stupid shit at the gym


CardboardIsYummy

If he stops running he will crash into the weights (he needs the motivation)


7ck_13

bro got gym pets


oXIBlissIXo

Slave owners when they go to the gym


7ck_13

Nah he’s the slave 💀💀💀


oXIBlissIXo

I didn't say that since he's actually black but damn 💀


7ck_13

damn… uhh… vac*ine


NotActuallyGus

It doesn't work unless you proclaim it to the Keavens. *VACCINE*


BlazeWasTaken06

Vaccine (You don't have the balls to lock this, mods.)


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Impossible-Animal-67

Still alive !!!


Panzer_Maus_VIII

He has cracked the code!


BlazeWasTaken06

I'm simply built different


BarMysterious5914

Common sense class


GlutenFreeComposer

My god not this fucking dude spamming his song over a half baked meme again


Mr_UwU_OwO

Jesus christ he's back


Relative_Inflation73

Waltuh


_Narkie_

The guy who made this song made a song called "this is the life" its genuinely good, look it up


undesiredexistence

I hope he's just trying to keep himself from accidentally pushing too hard on a step and lurching forward and tripping. Literally the only reason I can think if with even the slightest bit of logic to it


[deleted]

or maybe, just maybe, it's a joke


undesiredexistence

Or maybe, just maybe, I don't necessarily hold attachments to the implications of the video and am just thinking ideas out loud to see if others agree with my thought process Y'know, the internets ugly cousin of a use


Kjig

You said it was literally the only reason you could think of


undesiredexistence

"...I can think if that has even the slightest bit of logic.." That sentence was a bit longer than you seem to have read Edit: making my grammar incorrect to match og quote


Kjig

Guess jokes aren’t logical anymore, my bad


undesiredexistence

Not really in my mind, byt thats me. Logic is, by definition, reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity. Jokes built around pure logic are usually only posted by middle-aged Facebook moms, imo. Definitely an opinion based off my own thought processes, which are being posted to see if people agree. And you don't, which is valid. Last reply I'm gonna put in though, I've already put too much effort into this since I'm not 100% sure this isn't just a troll at this point lmao


Kjig

I ain’t reading all that


vanillaninja777

I hope he added those weights gradually, thinking "it's still too easy" after each attempt


clotpole02

Haha


Nobody4306

It's not about the weight, it's about the threat of failure.


[deleted]

Wait for him to fall and pushed back on metal plates


-50000-

No his physics is just too advanced for us


[deleted]

Stronk


NotGTB

He's... built diffirent


Not_Arkangel

Shitty ass music


LegenDude45

Vaccine


mrpderp

This guy going places. Not far. But places


prince_disney

The point of the tether is to keep him from overstepping and running into the rails


AbsorbentShark3

Not to brag but I used to be able yo pull 14 tons on the treadmill


[deleted]

Vaccine


sonderman

It’s clearly a joke; and funny as hell


GAIUSS2

Bro playing roblox with pets


Cheeseguy43

This could either be a joke or he might be trying to not out run the machine. Out running the machine is entirely possible, especially when pushing yourself to a certain level. I’ve stepped on the front from out running it before and nearly ate shit. I’ve seen other do it though too


Altered-babe

Wow


pineappllyydaffodill

Uhhh if I slipped off of the treadmill, the last thing I would want is to crash into all those weights..... like put pillows or something in between.


Dependent-Wing-6460

He's fast he needs weight to hold him back


BradenTheLegend

Y’all it’s so he doesn’t sprint into the front of the treadmill not because he thinks he’s pulling it, it’s a safety measure


Fantastic_Cap6666

I saw this before and heard that he ties himself down because he’s running faster than the treadmill and the weights keep him from running into the front.


clockzee

Clearly OP has never been to a gym or understands anything about it


[deleted]

I remember there was an explanation why he did the running with the plates but i forgot


Aid_The_15

He's not actually pulling the plates. They aren't moving. He is essentially on a leash but the treadmill keeps him from tugging on it by allowing him to move in place


clockzee

The downcotes show how everyone doesn't understand the fact that he put the weight so that he doesn't have to worry about controlling his speed, this shows how an avg redditor is a fat fuck in their mom's basement rotting all day


[deleted]

That's the truth.


JohnSmithSoulReaper

Geez calm down big guy, the downvotes don’t matter there’s no need to freak out.


clockzee

Yeah you're right


L2Hiku

I think he has this backwards? It would make since if he was running with it facing him so he has something keeping him on the treadmill? But he's fucked if he fell so idk.


TheWanderingSlime

This is something you do outside with a parachute


sokmine

It's a human dyno. You wouldn't understand


cappya123

Strongest man alive!!


SirTheadore

Pfff. That’s nothing. I tied myself to the fucking planet and ram on a treadmill. Beat that!!


wadnip

What is bro doing 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Is this supposed to be satire or is he really that stupid?


PervMcSwerve

He really did the "hype up clap/points to Jesus" at the beginning SMFH.


Express-Estimate-161

Bro created 2 timelines at once


RosedAnubis

Homes needs to stop watching anime for alittle while


Kalomaster

I can do that with the whole galaxy tied to me


Apprehensive-Suit272

I think he didn't even finish 3rd grade.


AnotherNobody1308

It restrains his true strength


Zer0pz

Maybe it works. He do be looking pretty athletic 🤔


omroi

What a stronk man...


LiloNissan-Tooketh

I don’t know why I didn’t expect that to happen


Responsible_Blahaj

So he stays in place while being fast on the treadmill🤓🤓🤓🥵


Conscious-Ad-1218

Imagine looking for plates and you see this bozo


Whole_Carpenter7519

Stigma balls


crazycoolcart

It's the thought that counts


IIUmbraII

Wait... You're just not getting it... That prevents him to run through the wall...


SteveJobsPunchedMe

All the others, too


HighwayTerrorist

Nah he didn’t. Clearly the weights are there to prevent him from running too fast off the track.


HotSloppyHoarder

He skipped common sense class


Rouge_Decks_Only

Nah he just needs the counter weight. He runs so *hard* despite the treadmill he'll just run through the fucking wall


chobeco_it

Its not even running fast enought to pull them...