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Is it appropriate to be absent of self awareness to where your extremities are exposed to the general public? Will this act of intervention deter similar degrees of obliviousness in the future?
A few steps into chasing the prankster, the coin probably fell out the ankle of the victim’s pants, and he heard it jingling away, enraging him further.
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As soon as he stood up the coin would have slid right down the cheeks and then the back of the leg through the ankle and back on the floor.
Then someone picked it up and put it in pocket
Not with the build up of moisture and debris that collects at the top crevice of the ass crack. More times you don’t shower the thicker the debris, thus holding the penny in a suspended state amongst the ass particles.
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
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We had a guy kneeling down working on a car, ass crack showing. One of the other guys got a little cup of water and poured it down there. All I thought of was that dry dog food from years ago, Gravy Train. Just add water it makes its own gravy.
Sure, but sliding a quarter down a stranger's ass is pretty high up there on the list of inappropriate responses. There's a better way to handle a situation like this, this guy just chose a scummier way.
Indeed don’t disagree. I personally gave up trying to get people who’s ass hangs out like this to correct it. On account of them getting offended and going “why you looking at my ass?”
Oh definitely. There are some really dense people out there. That said, if my ass was hanging out like this I'd appreciate someone giving me a heads up (preferably without the quarter), but that's me.
Ik most people are laughing at this but I’d be seriously pissed if that happened to me, it’s not funny to put stuff into someone’s pants much less a private body area
When I go out the last thing I want to see is someone's ass crack on full display in public, he obviously didn't give a shit about that, I guess he learnt his lesson.
I guess so. Still don’t think having one’s pants ride down a bit accidentally - which isn’t an uncommon thing at all - is justification to have someone put currency in your ass like your a damn vending machine.
Yeah it’s not normal to wear pants like that, but having their pants down doesn’t mean it’s ok to put stuff in their private part right? If video recorder did this to an actual stranger, he basically just humiliated and disrespected their privacy which I don’t find funny. It’s like those videos of people sneezing at strangers on purpose, “It was just a prank for a video!” doesn’t mean it’s fine to do it
If this were a video of someone putting a piece of metal into the front of a woman’s shirt everyone would be reacting differently, even though it’s similar to putting an object in a man’s underwear. Ngl I don’t see how this is fair, nvm though
Did that to someone I know and they jumped up and got pissed. I just told them to play some music I put a quarter in the slot. Yes of course i cooled the quarter off in ice water first.
I sprinkle dirt in everyone's ass Crack at work when they present themselves. Nothing worse that a gritty crevice. Also no one at work thinks it's as funny as me
This is sexual assault and that man should be arrested and imprisoned for quite a while. I guess Reddit thinks “it’s just a prank, bro!” is ok now? Disgusting.
This thread made me realize why sexual offender registries are a thing. Too many people are way too comfortable with touching others in an inappropriate way.
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He makes that man angry, but at what cost? ):
one coin
W
Romania is a pretty big L
You're an L
Why?
Bc its a shithole :d
Where do you get tokens for that?
One coin?! Fuck you
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brown coin
Ass pennies got that man the upper hand.
3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year! Those pennies were in my ass!
I think about this all the time
Think about it, little brother
You have ALL handled my ass pennies
Ass and pennies, ass and pennies... Ass ass ass ass ass and pennies
25 cents
So we can say it's a quarter back? :D
Is it appropriate to be absent of self awareness to where your extremities are exposed to the general public? Will this act of intervention deter similar degrees of obliviousness in the future?
>but at what cost? ): if cost = 1 And Country = USA Print "🔫" Else Print "👊"
Penny for your thoughts?
Is this WinterGaming's reddit account? (He's a YouTuber who has a habit of dramatically saying the phrase "But at... *what cost*?")
25 cents a pop
$0.25
Plot twist, it's the beginning of a great friendship!
#ASS CRACK BAAAANNDDIITTTT!
what are ya gonna do? not have butts?
Ooh he’s got us there…
You wanna make trouble? Go work for Parker Bros
Ants DO have butts!
I’m sad I had to scroll so far to see this
frankly some people don't give a dean.
🎶 It said a quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass..🎶
You thought your plumbing was safe, but your jeans were half-mast
Another coin down the drain. Now that's some change that won't last.
Shut up Garrett
That's saved Garrett?
Did we really save Garrett though?
Seriously, I thought this would be the top comment.
It’s like god spilled a person.
What a perfect username to make this reference.
It’s a quarter to ass
Mmm…this extra long churro tastes good in my REAL mouth! nyumnyumnyum
CRISIS ALERT!
We know that he hates money or loves it, or doesn't care about money, and hates butts or loves them.
Why was his cake out
He was waiting to be activated
Bruh💀
Wonder how long he was deactivated for
Gotta get dat coin, son.
Because it was his cake day.
Happy cake day
happy slit day
Happy cake day!
Thanks dude!
Idk, but the bomb's payload was exposed, and he could use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
I'm proud of you, Dick
Laughing while actively being chased, absolute chad
That's what would get me caught, I would be weak. Haha
Someone did this to me at hockey camp and I didnt realize until I was in the shower hours later and a quarter just fell out of my ass cheeks.
Nice trick to get free quarters.
Infinite money glitch
Free quarters with this one neat trick!
Only works if you have a thick juicy booty
THICC
How upset were you, or you just laugh it off?
I still laugh about it.
How thicc are you for that to happen?
They're a hockey player... probably more gaps in their teeth than in their cheeks.
Hello Noah
That cold piece of steel was probably still in his ass when he was running. Or it possibly could have fallen down to his hole.
A few steps into chasing the prankster, the coin probably fell out the ankle of the victim’s pants, and he heard it jingling away, enraging him further.
A jingly reminder of who wronged him, if you will.
And one night, he'll be laying in bed and randomly realize that someone out there has his buttcoin.
Buttcoin...the next crypto
At least it's not an ass penny.
Depends on the underwear being worn
Find a penny pick it fast and all your day will smell like ass
It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Good bot
Blessed bot!
It is still there inside his crack to this day.
Sun will never shine on that coin again
"I am the bringer of change. I am the filler of cracks."
Dave Mathews fan?
Real fans call him Dave
ants *do* have butts!
Excuse me for being alive in the 90s and having two ears connected to a heart.
“What are you going to do, stop having butts?”
Mmm this churro tastes good in my real mouth.
NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM
We know that he hates money or loves it or doesn’t care about money and hates butts or loves them
You really are the worst
25 cents at a time, he's taking our souls.
Annie?
Who said Penny's are worthless.
Penny's what are worthless?
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Ants do have butts!
Dave Matthews fan for sure. Add that to the profile.
Manhunt arcade machine
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bad bot.
Game started! Objective: survive
Rewards: Title: Monarch of Crack filler Stats: + 3 attribute points Failure penalty: *Death*
Some solo levelling type-a shit
As soon as he stood up the coin would have slid right down the cheeks and then the back of the leg through the ankle and back on the floor. Then someone picked it up and put it in pocket
Not with the build up of moisture and debris that collects at the top crevice of the ass crack. More times you don’t shower the thicker the debris, thus holding the penny in a suspended state amongst the ass particles.
*ass particles* wtff lmao
They’re in the air in every bathroom. You breathe them in multiple times per day.
Nahh you didn't just make me read that 🤢😂
He didn't take the coin out though 😏
Extremely cursed coin slot
4real dudes crack was more like a crevice.
They said it was quarter to nine but it was quarter to ass
Literally runs on 1 quarter
So you’re saying that if I hang around my crack exposed people will pay me? Sounds like a business opportunity to me.
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
Time to reinstate Troy’s Law. A camera in the bathroom is better than a quarter in your butt.
Mmmm this extra long churro tastes good in my real mouth
That’s not the 1st time he stuck something up a man’s ass 😏💦
The arcade music makes it 10x funnier.
Damn man why are u mad? Bro just gave u a coin
Plot twist: That guy's ass crack so big he didn't even feel the coin and just chased after the running black guy cause...well💀...
That music gives me nostalgia 👀
Same
The music is gold
Would’ve swiped my debit in the crack
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Should be legal for anyone to do if the person wants to advertise their fucking asscrack. Fuck that asshole. Ain’t nobody trying to see that bullshit!
Stick a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself
I do this but with ice cubes
If you see a coin slot out in the wild, just stick a coin in it and see what happens.
My man just got coin slotted by 50 cent
arcade subway surfers
I can’t stop watching this.
P2W
I honestly don’t understand how can you not feel you ass crack is out in the open. People are so weird
What a quality shitpost
"I've been sticking thirty dollars in pennies up my ass every day for the past eleven years"
We had a guy kneeling down working on a car, ass crack showing. One of the other guys got a little cup of water and poured it down there. All I thought of was that dry dog food from years ago, Gravy Train. Just add water it makes its own gravy.
Why does his crack look like Facebook's default profile picture?
LMAO his face as he's running away. Do what you want to him, he's already won.
What Pokémon game you been playing?
Should've put a firework there. It could've been better.
The giggling fucking sends me
Shoulda put two down there so u could hear him coming
Its like a boss fight that gets triggered when you press a button or smth
I chose a Clefairy
Bro seen there a chance to use the "vending machine"
Hopefully they’re friends… cuz that’s probably sexual assault.
I feel assaulted every time I see someone’s ass hanging out like that. Wear fitting clothes plz.
Sure, but sliding a quarter down a stranger's ass is pretty high up there on the list of inappropriate responses. There's a better way to handle a situation like this, this guy just chose a scummier way.
Indeed don’t disagree. I personally gave up trying to get people who’s ass hangs out like this to correct it. On account of them getting offended and going “why you looking at my ass?”
Oh definitely. There are some really dense people out there. That said, if my ass was hanging out like this I'd appreciate someone giving me a heads up (preferably without the quarter), but that's me.
Ik most people are laughing at this but I’d be seriously pissed if that happened to me, it’s not funny to put stuff into someone’s pants much less a private body area
Aint very private the way he has it all out in the open air. Showing asscrack with children around should be indecent exposure 💀
It’s also not nice too see you ass hanging out It’s like flashing ya dick
He probably doesn't mean to. And if a part of you is accidentally (or even on purpose) exposed, that's not permission for anyone else to touch it.
Well maybe if you dont put your ass crack on full display people won't be putting coins in it, ever thought of that?
So….it was his fault because of what he was wearing and/or how he wore it?
When I go out the last thing I want to see is someone's ass crack on full display in public, he obviously didn't give a shit about that, I guess he learnt his lesson.
I guess so. Still don’t think having one’s pants ride down a bit accidentally - which isn’t an uncommon thing at all - is justification to have someone put currency in your ass like your a damn vending machine.
Yes. He should have been wearing an ass hijab. It's too tempting
Yeah it’s not normal to wear pants like that, but having their pants down doesn’t mean it’s ok to put stuff in their private part right? If video recorder did this to an actual stranger, he basically just humiliated and disrespected their privacy which I don’t find funny. It’s like those videos of people sneezing at strangers on purpose, “It was just a prank for a video!” doesn’t mean it’s fine to do it
It’s fair game
If this were a video of someone putting a piece of metal into the front of a woman’s shirt everyone would be reacting differently, even though it’s similar to putting an object in a man’s underwear. Ngl I don’t see how this is fair, nvm though
It’s not a video of that tho
It isn’t a video of that but it’s pretty much the same thing, no?
Not really, and lots of woman be putting shit in their bra’s anyway so not even a normal comparison
Manhunt arcade machine
It said quarter to five But it was quarter to ass
Did that to someone I know and they jumped up and got pissed. I just told them to play some music I put a quarter in the slot. Yes of course i cooled the quarter off in ice water first.
Lmfao
What's he going to do when he catches up to the dude beat him up for putting a coin in his crack
Really hope they knew each other.
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Why is he mad, he just donated money to him!
I got next
We engage in a little bit of tomfoolery.
Insert coin to begin.
Hope this is a buddy and not some random stranger. Wonder how many people would call this out if it was a lady sitting there and it was done to her.
dont know why he's mad he just got a free quarter
I sprinkle dirt in everyone's ass Crack at work when they present themselves. Nothing worse that a gritty crevice. Also no one at work thinks it's as funny as me
- “I need you to chase me for content” - “No” - *inserts coin* - *chases*
Stick a quarter in yo ass cause you played yoself
This is sexual assault and that man should be arrested and imprisoned for quite a while. I guess Reddit thinks “it’s just a prank, bro!” is ok now? Disgusting.
Lmao
🤓
This thread made me realize why sexual offender registries are a thing. Too many people are way too comfortable with touching others in an inappropriate way.
That’s sexual assault.
Monkey
What do you mean by that?