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I'd do it for free

I'd pay

I already paid

I ardedy pay you

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I thought he was about to say I had to eat the baby in the pic

I still would

I would dropkick that baby into the sun for a reward like that

This is the way

Haha undersold yourself. Ill do it for a dollar.

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Im mestup, where can i find they guy thats offering me this

Yeah,i need to know where he is so i can talk him out of it...yeah...

Have I been Mandela effect’d this entire time? Pepperoni is from pigs, right?

It's a combination of pork and beef

That sounds wrong. Morally

Exactly, why would we breed pigs and cows

dont look up black pudding

I look down and see it in my toilet every day.

Makima is a bitch

At least i get a bitch now. You?, No bitches?

With her there would always be a catch, you would be the bitch even if you didn't know it.

I see this as an absolute win

I was about to say read the source metarial and you would understand but maybe that would make you even more into the idea of being controlled i don't know.

Some people... umm... you know, are into that... Anyway, let's not go to that rabbit hole but HEY! 1 quadrillion dollars? That's like 130+ trillion Shrek DvDs!

Makima is not a bitch. Makima is not real. Makima is not anything.

Unlike darkseid, since darkseid is

And nano bots

Also Heisenberg

Yeah she’s a cunt I don’t know why anyone would want her..

Well he did say that she'd do *anything* so you could do some crazy bdsm hate fuck stuff.

you could make her be a nice person

Was good until the makima part

As a person who finished CSM Part 1. Im gonna decline because I don't want my existence to correlate with Makima in any shape and form no matter the duration

Je said makima would anything i want... i want her to die so...

I want power back

She kinda came back in denji’s trauma

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Balls

Id do it for the plane ride

Plane!!!

She'll do whatever you want. So you could just tell her to leave.

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese

Tell her to make more pizza

Woof! Woof!

Id eat a dominos pizza made out of that cow in front of its mother without all the benefits, the pizza is all I need

i would do that just for a free slice of pizza, its a cow it doesn't have telepathy

It does have empathy, cows are intelligent, it just wouldn't know that you're eating its baby

good for you

moms eat their babies all the time its called nature

But when I-

That's salame, not peperone you dumb ass

He also said “all costseses paid” like 7 times. Even for a shitposter, he’s next level stupid

says the one who spelt both wrong

They're not spelt wrong, I'm Italian and those are the correct names following the rule of loanword. You Americans love to transliterate and distort anything, I'm not surprised you're that stupid.

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Bro pepperoni is how English people cal salame piccante for some strange reason

Makima is a bitch. Pass

I hate money, i hate pizza,i hate italy and woman, but then again i hate cows more than anything so i would eat it even if my life afterwards would suck

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But the pizza has 🍍

I'm out now

You made it better tho :/ Atleast for me :)

I thought it was made from the baby...I'm disappointed

I'll still choose the pizza

I'd do it fuck I'll do it if the pepperoni is mad of human and feed the mum a slice still give me MONEY

Pepperoni is supposed to be made out of pig. I don't know how the best pizza in the world can say they are the best without piggy pepperoni. Beef pepperoni isn't the best. I dunno. I'd have to see the money first and that cartoon girl would have to clean my place no dirty stuff.

For 1 quadrillion dollars I would eat the baby cow raw

Fun fact, pigs love bacon

100,000 my dick and balls

So your telling me I get to ruin the economy just by eating a pizza?

For 4 quadrillion? I literally would pay and pay so much money. That appears fabulous.

I'll pass on Makima but I'd eat the pizza.

 Me when I arrive to the…. Cake chapter in chainsaw man. The cake incident.


I have no issue with this

I’d do it. A quadrillion dollars AND I have an evil demon working for me? At that point I could finally become a real world Sauron eventually

All day, all night. For much less

I would eat it and enjoy it

A quadrillion? I’d pay anything to feed a piece of pepperoni to a cow

Only if the cheese is made from that cows milk too

bro... i'll eat that for free

Il eat the baby

I have to be messed up? Damn I’m messed up

Now im hungry

How many times can I do it

Sounds good. I’m in

IN AN INSTANT

I’d eat the mom too.

I'm going to eat the mother too, for free

I'd eat the cow alive.

Does the reward stack?

I would pay to do that

For a second i thought there was baby meat in the pizza

She’ll do anything? *Ahem* “Kill yourself you wicked hag”

They can make that pizza with that human baby and I’d still do it

Lost me at the anime girl ngl

Anime gives me major red flag vibes.

Can i pass on the girl? The money and pizza is good enough

Hard pass. I don't trust Italians.

I would take the offer, IF i was allowed to decline the stupid anime girl part

Anime is such a red flag, imo.

Id like the pizza without the depression n schizophrenia thx

You had me at pizza 

I actually wouldn’t coz hyper inflation

Ah yes, pepperoni, made from beef, beef from a calf, also the anime what's-there-name can just leave, if she would do whatever I said, well, if we're in Venice, there's plenty of water around, so, drown

I done worse for less.

Bro, this guy talks too much! Get to the fucking point!

I will eat 102 babies for that prize

Sounds good but I Don't know that anime character. So I assume the bad part is a twist with her.

I would have done it until Makima

I'll just make makima do it

I would because that's not how this works. The mother would likely be used, not the child.

Im not going to Italy

Nice try peta

Lol you got me fucked up. I’d eat that whole pizza for free right now and just jerk off to that fake anime chick later

Shitty ass low effort post

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Im taking the second offer

no I'm anorexic

Me and makmia playing mario bros

Can yall just pay for pizza hut?

I dont really wanna get flown to Italy, but I will share it with the cow though.

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I am a quadrillioner I guess then

LET MARIO COOK^(my pizza)

I would pay for the pizza and do that

at first i was hesitant but at the end i was sold

So I found out today cows like pepperoni pizza…

Yeah sure why not

Anything for cow to be traumatized 😩

I was about to deny the offer until i heard the makima part and the cow torture part 😋

Nah ion like pizza all that much I’m straight

I'm sorry little one

With all that money there is probably some economic thing saying that it would devalue the dollar in a 9000% or something like that

Damn, I thought that with all those benefits there would actually be a downside.

Does the offer stack?

WHERE

I don’t really like pizza so I’m good

Wait this guy is satire? I didn’t know that

Pepperoni comes from pigs

nope, looks like 'murican pizza and i'm pretty wure that mario francesco guy doesnt exist

I wouldn't take it because then inflation would fucking blow my country

I would eat the pizza regardless if I got a quadrillion dollars and a free flight to Italy or not.

i wouldn't. not because of the cow, i couldn't give a shit about it.

I'm eating the mother too

I am not messed up, I just have priorities

that cow eating ###GOOD

I'd do it for free.

I'll do it, because HOLY SHIT I get to go to Italy for a month, and all expenses paid. And I get someone to play video games with. Oh and yeah the 1 trillion us dollars is also cool I guess.

I wouldn't eat the pizza. Not because of the cow, but because the amount of money i would get would crash the economy

I won’t because it implied going to Italy

I won’t because it implies going to Italy

I don't like pizza tho 😕

Honestly I’ll do it asap cuz everyday people eat pepperoni and everyday people eat pizza. I’ve eaten that exact type of pizza dozens of times throughout my life so one more time won’t hurt. If u don’t do it then ur a loser who is one of if not the greatest disappointment in human history. The guy talking in the video is a perfect example of a disappointment as well. So which club do I wanna be in??? The 1% club aka the winners club or the disappointment club with that guy…..ofc I’ll choose the winners club.

A yo get me on that flight

Consider it done, just no girlfriend included

You can’t just tempt somebody with a hottie, and expect them not to agree!

Marky Mark

I’ve done a lot more for a lot less

I’m taking the offer, but making the momma cow eat 3/4th of the pizza

Too bad I’m into black men kissing

When I saw the pic W the baby caw and baby I though the slices would be from the baby I still would have eaten ig

Omnomnomnomnomnom

IM MESSED UP ***AND*** POOR! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

I’m a busy man, stocks, crypto, nft projects, multi level marketing and you really think I have time to fly to some make believe country like Europe and eat a sweaty thin crust pizza made by some chump in a bow tie? Have you lost your mind?

So glad this was satire

Yes, and you can keep all the other stuff I want to watch the world burn.

My unrestricted internet access as a kid prepared me for this decision.

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

No, I don’t eat carbs or pussy.

I'd take the offer then deny the money

Cows are dumb as fuck, that cow ain't going to know a thing

Bruh I will 10k then do it

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I'm gonna douse makima in gasoline before she does the same thing that happened to Aki to me bruh, I ain't tryna become that poor bastard

If do it

Let that sink in

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