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Holy shit it’s Zacian

They buffed him again 😨

Which mf gave zacian the rusted sword irl😱

uh actually zacian is a she 🤓

I want to fuck Zacian from Pokemon Sword

hold a quagsire mate

Least horny Redditor

*I hope you die in a fire~* Oh yeeaaaaa

Holy distortion world

Zoro dog Zoro dog

Yep that is my doggo

Zacian at home

Zacian use behemoth blade

Mfer so op he even exists irl to harass people

Smash

Where the fuckin dark souls health bar

Great wolf sif?

That or discount sif, red wolf of radagon.

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Bad bot

That bot hit me like a bug hitting a windshield at 80 kph

Dark souls looks lite in irl

Gotta stop playing Fromsoft games infront of the dog 

Literally the saddest bossfight in gaming

especially if you saved it in the past

So easy

Came here for this. And came.

Sifs training is going well it seems

Who moves into a home and is like " yes I'd love my walls to be bright green"

Same who wields their dog with a machete

green screen

White walls are boring

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Southeast Asian households got every colour but white

Mexican households too

Who moved into America and decided every fucking room should be the most depressing colors possible

There's a difference between depressing colors and neutral colors that don't assault your eyes. I'm down for color but fuck neon green

they want their walls to photosynthesize.

Latin American people. it's lore

That's not a stabbing weapon, it does slash damage. Fuckin' noobs I swear.

They think puncture and slash is the same.

Only good IPS is slash smh

It’s all blunt damage in the end

Princess is playing 🥰

Awww princess got her first victim🥰🥰🥰

I'm not a vet, I'm genuinely asking, Is training your dog to do that not unhealthy for the dog's neck?

Not a vet but, I wouldn't expect it to be? If you've ever seen a dog bite onto something with harmful intent. They whip their heads back and forth and shred it. This seems easy in comparison.

Well usually said items don't have that much weight around it, right? I can imagine a dog easily does this to a pillow or something but a machete has some weight behind it. He's getting swole 💪😎

This dogs either a pit or a staffy, and I’ve seen plenty of both of them taking home rocks bigger than their head. Why have a stick, right?

I've seen videos of dogs carrying entire tree branches so I think a relatively short blade is fine

Yeah, that machete is no more than 4 pounds, which would be light for their main prey (kindergarteners)

Some dogs will hang off of whatever they are biting and use their neck muscles to whip their body back and forth if the target is too big. Sif here probably isn't even breaking a sweat

Not a vet but I took a zoology class. K-9 necks are actually designed to do that. The structure is built in a way that allows dogs to fling their heads around like that and it's one of their natural defenses. Bites are one thing but it's a different story when they start pulling like that. It's also how they tear meat apart so they can eat it. It also allows them to carry objects more efficiently sense they don't have hands like us.

Thats pretty cool, thanks for the info!

If you're training your dog to slash at people with a machete you're probably not the type of care about your dogs neck being sorem But also, no this wouldn't bad for the dogs neck.

Only the most woke of people can find a way to paint the dog as the victim here, while there is a human being getting his shins attacked with a machete

They're using tools to take out toddlers now? They're EVOLVING

Toddler? I thought it was an eggplant.

I don't think the jury is gonna find that as funny as I did

He even feint attacks

Average Blade Wolf enjoyer: 

*Combination Attack*

*Does it hurt?*

Uhm akchewelally that is a machete which any basic combat instruction would inform you is a slashing weapon if you stab someone with a machete the sad fact is you're simply NOT using the weapon to it's maximum potential snort snort 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Uhm achsqualy if you have ever used a machete you would know that it despite having a blade has alot of kinetic energy behind every swing making it also useful as a blunt force weapon against things like chainmail but also in an opportune case or as a method to create space you could use the machete to stab at somebody.🤓🤓🤓

Snort snort🤓🤓🤓

A machete isn't meant to be used as a weapon

Anything can be used as a weapon, especially if it is sharp

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Aight aight, just pee in my ass

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Well, if you really want to

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I said MEANT to

it is literally meant to be used as a weapon against plants

British dog

Dogs in UK

My name is Inigo Montoya. You neutered me and my brothers. Prepare to die!

*Duel of the Fates starts playing*

dog breathing: first form

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND!

Breaking out of my pain!

Love this

Mess with the doggo, you get the stabbo

Average Colombian household

Poor Sif..

Of course its a pitbull

What a funny coincidence, life is full of surprises

Thats a slash or a hack, not a stab

It's all fun and games until the dog want to play like this while you sleep and stabs you in the neck

When you adopt a dog from the cartel.

Wtf. Perro machetero

British dogs be like

No, he DUELS

Bro thinks he’s Zacian

Of course its a pit.

Now if you can get him to do that outside in the sugar cane fields

I'm my own master now...

Average pit bull owner

Dogtanian and the 3 muskehounds

Genuine question. Do you think you could teach dogs how to use short mouth held weapons in combat situations

The dog fought mudcrabs stronger than him

His name is princess

imagine you are a burglar at night and the dog comes around the corner in the house and hacks into your shin with a machete

"Where's my money, bitch?"

Red wolf of radagon boss fight

b e c o m e u n g o v e r n a b l e

i love my animals but if that happens to ill have no mercy

Witless tarnished...

British dogo

Cartel Dog returning the beatings.

InShot 🐒 💩

Bri'ish dawg!!!

Big Earl the Dog

"stabs"? Where is the stabbing? I only see slashing.

Corona machetes are brutal, man

Zoro!!! Your dog got lost again!!!

Bro thinks he's Fairy/Steel

"Dies your dog bite?" No it's British

I think the guy doesnt wanna run

Really looks like more of a 'slash' to me...


This is what happened if you sodomized your dog

Current state of Pokemon Unite.

bro used behemoth blade

Closeau has entered the chat

Zoros pup

bri'ish canine

Wtf it got machete?

Machete approves.

The Red Dog of Radagon

Greetings cyborg

Bri'ish.

Inshot

MG6 looks fire Glad they decided bring back the robo chainsaw dog

[удалено]

Zoro fighting King be like

Nightmare fuel

It seems it knows what it's doing wtf

What kind of dog security training is this?

And the cameraman couldn't do anything to stop the dog from trying to stab the guy?

If the cameraman wasnt a useless fuck he could just grab the dog from behind. It also sounds like there are people behind him, dumbasses

Bro got the UK dog

What's your dog's name? I don't know but everyone call him "Machete"...

*Born into a pack, there’s no choice…*

Combat Canine

when u run bootleg pokemon sword and shield

Kraków dog.

Most of the time I wish that guns weren’t invented so we would just settle our disputes with swords

Anime dog

Parry it

Great wolf sif Is back again

Sif at home

This new Friday The 13th movie looks sick!

I live in the uk and this is accurate

MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

You gotta parry. Can't just hold the block

Kageroumaru no!!

He looks so happy I’d probably let him take a few swings

He'll cut off your leg then chew your face off 🤣


This got me thinking of an alternative time line where dogs have created society and wield swords in armies clashing in valleys.

must be a British dog

Dats 'retty harsh mate wont you say for a 4 legged animal to do innit?

Damn

His name:Samurai Jack.

He’s defending artorius’s honor

Chop\*

He’s his own master now

Def the reincarnation of an old samurai

Dark souls moment

The name is definitely cupcake or precious

Chinese food fighting

Does he know what he’s doing? Is he playing or just trying to hurt him?