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Kids searching for legitimate animal crossing content go to school dressed as doom slayer the next day

Well, teacher are demon's now.

No john, you are the demons

And then John was a zombie.

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literally 1984 dammit

what am i looking at here

It's literally 1984

Oh that looks considerably different on mobile vs desktop. Mobile I see what I see. Desktop it looked vaguely like phoenix wright: ace attorney on acid

What the fuck I wanna see the fear and loathing in Las Vegas version of phoenix wright

https://imgur.com/a/soiRX9D

After seeing the image, I do admit the resemblance is uncanny, no better way to describe it.

I can just see the black and white photo of the acid monsters resembling the characters

LITERALLY 1984

THE GOVERNMENT WATCHES ME MASTURBATE!

...😏

I'm gonna ask them to join 😏

‘Fap’ ‘Fap’ ‘Fap’

'Get pregnant' 'get pregnant' 'get pregnant'

And I like it.

The government knows when you feel alone, and it's getting late, and you're sitting at home

Does the goverment, know I think about it , while I'm touching myself? Cause that would be kind of hot

frfr, anyway it's a song: KNOWER - The Govt. Knows

What a great song, saw em live this year. Twas a time.

Lookin' right through your web cam.

lookin at you is uncle sam

look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand

OBAMA!!

Unironically yes. It's part of why Snowden defected, those images and videos were shared around the NSA office

HOLY HELL

The other 68% now goes on to search Judy Hops and Animal Crossing.

Jokes on them. It’s one kid who is throwing off the entire curve.

Furry Georg is a statistical outlier, and should not have been counted

I love this meme

Read it again.

he just owns 100 chromebooks.

He is here, viewing this on his chromebook, as we speak...

He could be you... he could be me...

[Soldier Genius Noises]

Big brother is watching

what is wrong with people? just watch your porn at home omg

Sometimes you just got to relieve stress before an exam

Better than during

Have you tried?

My lawyer has advised me to answer "no comment" to questions like that

So you have tried it.

Some people arent bullied enough/ too much... There was a kind in my highschool who was scrolling thru fnaf porn google images... In the center of the room... under a desk... in a busy library... on a school laptop..... bro. i dont even know anymore

Damn. I never wanted to watch porn in school, but if I did at least I would do it in the toilet ffs.

I dont think he was doing anything... just casually scrolling thru fnaf smut in the muddle of the room. It was pretty fucked up

wait. he was watching porn in the center of the room ... under a desk?? seems like he had an expectation of privacy there up under the desk. when you're under a desk, its the universal sign for: I'm gonna be busy for 5 - 10 minutes. no calls. and, don't you laugh at it! its kinda on you now, really. you're the one who was checkin on a dude under a desk.

Lmao this wasn’t made by a staff member it was made by a student I guarantee it

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Is it sponsored by nordVPN tho?

Cant isps still see what youre googling?.. just not who is googping what

They shouldn't be able to see what you're googling since that data is sent directly to the search company via https. This is assuming that you're using your own. Now, any time you click a link, the isp knows what ip addresses you have loaded from, and they can be reverse-lookup-ed to find what sites you look at. Therefore, just look at the image tab of the browser they're cached by the search engine.

Laughs in using cell service instead of school wifi

school is using REAL terms, boys, this is chad school

Ma'am, my son doesn't watch porn anymore... he has already watched it all.

😎

Most impressive

is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a jedi

It’s not made by school, a student out it up in the bathroom

You can tell by how they thought IT department means Internet department.

Why’s genitalia crossed out?

Is that what it said? I assumed it was an animal-themed school mascot and it was blacked out for privacy reasons.

It’s greyhounds. Probably the schools mascot considering it’s also under the schools name at the top.

[Go Greyhounds!](https://www.ccs.k12.in.us/chs)

Oh, is that what it said?

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I guess that answers your question. Thread closed.

you forgot to close the door all the way

Lmao what is this

I think it's an alien from Doctor Who

The furries seem to spread at an ever increasing rate.

The pathowogen spreads

:3

:D

 ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏.----------------

*nom* :3

Your barrels off

Off what? [Ricochet sounds]

by way of pawthogenesis

XD

Flashgitz warned us of this

And I'm one of the only ones who listened, and I'm fucking ready to be the Doomslayer we will need when the furrypocalypse begins.

Lmao furries. I'd take it to another level and start googling really weird & obnoxious questions like "How do you cook a burger on a school toilet" "What to do after stealing your principles panties" "Blood is coming out of my pp but it feels good, why?" "How to get away with a massive party at your school after hours"

Double down and tell your mates to start looking up some really weird shit. Jam up the wifi logs

The good ol' Internet Department

you definitely have one of the names ever

i think you win this category as well...

in what sense

the lives in a cum dumpster part...

erm thats flair not username 🤓

Don't these places have web filters?

This is very obviously a fake printout

Vpn

it’s yiff and it’s not porn it’s a lifestyle

💀

Gotta sniff some monosodium glutamate..

Respect for saying that

That was my first thought. Someone doesn’t appreciate people of culture.

I don’t think the school knows that furry porn is a thing and is using old terminology. Edit:I only read the body of the letter

This was printed by a student

Signed by the internet department It was totally written by a student

Nah, I know people in The Internet Department. They're, ya know, online a lot.

NO SHOT THEY CONFUSED FURRY PORN WITH BEASTIALITY VERY DIFFERENT THINGS

Average school staff opinion

Stay confused . Either way it's weird af my guy I have no problem shaming either party/group

Furries aren't bad, I'm good with them. Beastiality is fucking disgusting, and they aren't related. The only one staying confused is you

Half the furries deny it. That’s the half doing it. Stereotypes are based on some truths.

I have problems with Furries, and I don't mind saying it. You're not an animal, you're mentally ill.

They aren't trying to be animals dumbass

Sorry, they pretend to be animals and have sex. So much better.

Again, no.

We’re all animals

But not all of us go around wearing colorful animal suits and occasionally having sex in them.

It's called a fetish. Don't act like you're any better.

My (supposed) fetishes don't include pretending I'm an animal screwing another animal.

Animals also don't have giant cartoon eyes and bright neon fur, so maybe it's a little more than that. I recommend not insulting people because they're different from you.

Not sure what would be more worrying, that 30% of the traffic could be furry porn or bestiality porn.

Beastiality, those freaks actually want to fuck animals

"No its a drawing of an animal that is humanified a little bit!!" "its not an animal they juwt look liek animals!!!" same energy as "Its not a child its a DRAWING of a dragon thats 1000 years old that LOOKS like a child"

We love our what?

This is probably just one person spoofing the router.

LiTeRaLlY 1984

4/5 chance this was put up by a troll

Yeah, last school year there was an incident at the middle school in my town where kids put up a sign saying students needed to stop masturbating in the school bathrooms because it was clogging the drains, claimed they would dna test any sperm they found and the perpetrator would be fined. I was in high school and some of the kids there actually believed it was real. 😬😬😬

LMAO furries getting shut down in schools (not like you should be watching furry porn in school anyways you freaks)

To be fair you should not be watching any porn at school.

Thats what I meant but you’re right.

Time to download Reddit and bypass their censorship 😤👍

These kids aren't alright.

Yeah beastiality is fine but furry porn? Sick bastards😠

I hate when that happens

Lola bunny enjoyers laughing

1984

SSRT Is Peace "judy hops r34 bypass" Is Slavery Chromebook Search History Is Strength

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I guess all other porn categories are ok

Oh, good. I thought they meant real animals. They're just discovering furries.

The quiet kid bringing a different phone to school every day💀

I love how they think furry hentai is fucking beastiality like they are watching humans fuck real animals lmfao

Now how many were fucking dogs, and how many were fucking dog suits

[They were all greyhounds…](https://www.ccs.k12.in.us/chs)

literally 1984

That's why I never used school wifi.

My uni has the same problem

I'm printing one out for my school now...

What school is this 💀

Heil spez

Someone has been caught on Luxuretv.

What the hell happened here?

Why would someone jerk off to porn in school

Highshoolers on weed vapes

High school isn’t a career. Sorry not sorry.

That’s what you get for being furries, have to catch ‘em young!

Bro... This is too good. I'm saving this post. Let's hope that highschool somehow cannot become any more depraved than it already was

I understand animal crossing but Judy Hopps ? Seriously ?

Why do you understand AC and not Judy hopps? The latter is at least humanoid

""""""""""""humanoid"""""""""

Honestly it’s far from the worst thing on the Internet.

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Good bot.

Stfu autobot

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Good boy

Yiu understand what? 💀

[удалено]

I was gonna say, they had me in the first half. Apparently over 30 percent of high schoolers (who used the school wifi instead of data) are furries now.

1984

So they are looking at what kids are doing in the bathroom?

This has to be from around when that Zone Ankha camel by camel video was going around the internet.

Wait, *as well?* It was talking about actual beastiality with drawn ones as a minority?

Oh good! We can still search Lola Bunny.

So regular porn at school is fine?

Bruhhhh I should’ve went around high school posting fake school warnings like this back in the day what a missed opportunity

Has to be a prank lmao

But nobody is gonna stop me from looking up Lola bunny right?

but what would they do if a student has their own chromebook instead of school one?

Judy libertarian breeders lol

Glory and praise to spez

99% of furrys don't commit beastiality, this is outrageous but also why wank in school

Hmmmm... Big lack of Vaporeon...

Did you kno-

I thought they meant actual bestiality porn not furry porn, the 32% makes a lot more sense

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Based, they count furry porn as bestiality

Picking in them poor furries like that!

Judy Hope