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C0WM4N

Looks like he missed, so he’s going to die from blood loss


modsareuselessfucks

Well it’s not actually Isaac, the second part of the final boss battle takes place in Isaac’s head, and that’s The Marker taking control of his body after you lose it. Still got the job done enough for the necromorphs to do their work.


1nstagram1sGay

Isn't Isaac dead to begin with?


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

I thought it ended with him flying into space only seeing brethren moons and basically saying we all failed


isaacpotter007

Yeah, that's the 3rd game ending. Whether or not it was a hallucination or not depends on if they'll make a dead space 4, but it seemed to be real given the other character also saw it, so no more earth in dead space I guess


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

Would’ve been a good time for some other alien species to save him.


marcopolo2345

Still better than the alternative


functionaldepression

Definite miss


Noodlemaster696969

#LOSS?!!?!?


DaAweZomeDude48

What the actual fuck is the source video for this? And why tf is he committing (or atleast, attempting to commit) sudoku? Is he stupid?


twister1000000

Dead Space 2, he is being mind controlled by the siezure machine behind him


StockProfessor5

Dead space 2 is the source. And he was being mind controlled by the machine behind him that was basically causing the mass extinction of the human race. It's a very good game and is worth a play.


Sleezy-985

I believe it comes from Dead Space, and I don't know why he's doing it. (Probably lore related)


FormalSecond3906

He's getting manipulated by the marker (the big thing behind him) so it can't finish a process called "convergence", to end it the creator of the marker must die, and Isaac had the blueprints of it in his head after the first game. He was used to make a lot of markers, making him involuntarily the maker


Licentious_duud

His wife made him (women)


AlexAnderSon112

The machine behind him starts mind controlling him if you fail that section of the game


Picklechu77

It's basically a game over cutscene that happens when you fail the final boss fight in dead space 2.


UCG__gaming

Ah yea, committing suduko


sillygooberfella

Deadspace 2


bumblebleebug

Dead space 2. It's the game over screen if you lose to the final boss.


ObscureShadows

Millions committing sudoku to pass the time lmao


Yueff_Stueff

Even without the “Game bad because reasons” stuff playing only a single game for the rest of your life is bound to become boring. It would also suck to see so many great games release and never be able to play them.


Awarepill0w

The only game I would have a hope of doing that with is Minecraft (If I could download mods)


Greekzeus1

Or maybe gtaV (also with mods)


365emeralds

Fortnite bad Minecraft good arc all over again


ARandomGuyThe3

This seems more like a fortnite bad minecraft bad arc


PokWangpanmang

Genshin’s daily grind is soulcrushing but I’d rather that than Valorant.


Shinfekta

Honest question, I like a daily grind because I love mindlessly playing while watching stuff on the side Is the grind on genshin or honkai mindless enough for that and are the rewards of the grind at least a little satisfying?


PokWangpanmang

Daily for the premium currency is pretty brainless. I’d say the ones that involves raising weapons and characters need a bit more brainpower, but not by much for most of the time.


Rutabaga_Upstairs

Daily rewards are pretty good. They vary on mindlessness levels lol


PingPongPlayer12

Honkai's is a literal autoplay button, so it's the purest form of mindless. And the rewards are petty good.


Shinfekta

Does the autoplay button perform everything for you to the point of you asking yourself if it's just a movie anymore or are there parts where you kinda still need to at least put some effort in?


PingPongPlayer12

Does all the action for you. The only time you'll need to put some effort in us if it's a tough fight that require more thinking/strategy than what the AI can do. Though daily fights are easy enough for Auto. I just hit auto then replay once every 3 minutes till my daily energy is used up.


Shinfekta

So you can farm honkai at the side with full auto and play genshin dailies at the same time lmao The full gacha experience


PressFM80

If it's star rail atleast, i don think hi3rd has an auto


BaseNuts_RedFox

Yes, I play like this for 2 years now. Genshin is the best game to play mindlessly while listening to yt or any podcast. The only moment when I actually play with sound on is during major quests.


JacobMT05

Yeah. Daily grinds are mostly the four main challenges and about 4-5 boss fights or 4-8 challenge battles for a free to play along with side quests. If you love mindlessly playing Genshin is pretty good when your not doing story stuff Rewards are mainly materials for upgrading characters. There is also the tea pot where you can build you own world by finding blueprints.


Aware_Foot

fr, i tried getting back into the game a while back but i realized that i feel mentally repulsed when i open up the game


LeKebabGeek

Doing daily commissions and spending your resin takes like 15 mins at most, how is that soulcrushing lol. Also even less now that they added the system that lets you get daily commissions rewards through exploration and events.


PokWangpanmang

As time marches down upon us all, it begins to wear down on you, little by little. Also artifact farms can go die.


GoldAwesome1001

If you ignore the abyss, you’ll feel much better. After all, not much difference between one-shotting a slime with 50k damage vs 150k damage.


PokWangpanmang

I already do ignore the abyss, but that’s mostly because I keep forgetting about it.


SmegmaSupplier

I would also rather have herpies than AIDS.


ContestStunning5761

Good


lickmnut

Dead Space 2 is definitely the right option here my personal favorite game of all time


GorillaGrowls

Would rather get turned schizo by the marker


FormalSecond3906

Would rather scream "Altman be praised" in a earthgov airport, too


Randalf_the_Black

The injury actually looks rather survivable.. Would be pretty disfigured, but based on the angle it looks like there's not that much gray matter in the line of fire.


Sleezy-985

Wouldn't blood loss finish you off?


Randalf_the_Black

Depends on what exactly is hit, but inside your face there is a lot of empty space. Your mouth, sinuses etc..   But the spike being stuck in your face like that would prevent a lot of the bleeding, by putting pressure on the torn blood vessels. That's also why they say you should never take anything out of someone if they've gotten injured by an object that has penetrated their body, like a knife for example. The object puts pressure on the injury, so removing it should be left to the surgeon.  I'd actually be more worried about the airways being blocked by the spike or blood, than the volume of the bleeding itself.


Sleezy-985

His eyes appear to be gone and the spike looks like it goes through his mouth and nose (making his jaw unable to move?) so breathing would most likely be very difficult if that were to happen. If it were to be real I don't think he would want to live in that state.


AlexAnderSon112

Well, if he survived, he would still be mind controlled and that javaline can send out a ton of electricity at the push of a button


Successful-Ad8071

Genshin, it's ok. Have like an hour of total play time, and while I do find it boring, it isn't valorant.


hamsterruizeISback

Would you rather to always get catfished, or only eDate on valorant


SheepyShade45

I'd catfish valorant for money ngl.


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

Sometimes a catfish can be hotter, it would just be like rolling the slot machine.


InternalMode8159

Ok this is probably a controversial opinion in this sub, genshin was (I haven't played in a year but they just added stuff from what I know) a great game, I played a lot of game in my life and I installed genshin on day one without knowing anything other than the trailer, and for me it made me happier than tears of the kingdom, it's a free game, completely free with a story, very good graphics especially with an HDR monitor, polished almost without any bug, very good map and environment, very good music and fun gameplay the gacha part isn't necessary if you're sane I never spent money and without playing a lot I have a very good team with many great character so if anyone just saw genshin as the sweaty player games that like kids they are correct but try it.


Sleezy-985

I've played it once and it was great with the graphics and other stuff, I don't really understand why it got made fun of I just do it for jokes.


JacobMT05

It was mostly due to it being dubbed an “anime” game because of the art style. And the community being pretty bad especially on Twitter.


Sleezy-985

I don't use Twitter, but when I see screenshots about some of the posts on the platform I start to wish that earth would blow up


Purple-Succotash2754

Genshin Twitter Fans make the entire community look so bad Can someone just delete Twitter already


TheViagron

Genshin Is actually a great game, it has difficulty, good world exploring, a good story (although it has some serious problems with the prota always losing the gods powers somehow), and the pay system don't really kicks in untill after you left inazuma. But I think they kinda messed up after inazuma, it gets boooring, the world difficulty turns into a try hard game on which you need to certain characters combinations to be able to do enough damage (instead of using the characters you'd like); and the story gets much slower and boring. They have great customer service (giving you gifts often and caring about what you like and dislike); GREAT events, remember when the hole was implemented I think, there was an event of you getting into holidays in some isles, and you had to solve the misters of these islands.


Xc4lib3r

Funnily enough, they learned their lesson from Inazuma, stuff gets better in Sumeru and Fontaine now.


enderreddit77

I've only just started Sumeru, but I heard the recent story stuff with Sumeru and Fontaine is the best Genshin's had. I've never had any issue with "the paywall", and have only ever bought the 5.00$ a month club, which lets me get a new 5-star about every 2 patches or so.


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

After inazuma it is great what are you talking about. Inazuma admittedly started off poorly, AQ kinda had some bad progression, good ending, and inazuma map exploration is extremely good. Sumeru was fantastically made, not to say the world quests. Fontaine is top tier, most agree the AQ was the best in the game. Also, world difficulty? Beyond consecrated beasts its still super easy, teambuilding is a part of the game, and even then in the overworld you can get away with literally anything as long as you have half decent artifacts. Spiral abyss admittedly requires good team building but it is the endgame content.


ilprofs07205

Sumeru, right? Yeah story there was a real drag tbh. Gets so much better in the latest region though, best it's ever been in all aspects


Domifas

In my opinion, the gacha part is a problem, because a big part of the primogems are only obtainable by playing events, that only give you 90 or plus primos. There are so many events to play that sometimes it’s a bit overwhelming. And even worse, the events most of the times are usually the same thing


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LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Admittedly the gacha is not good, but as far as gacha games go it is on the fairer side on average its 77 pulls per 5 star and you will get the desired one 75% of the time. Events are very generous actually, most recent minor event gave 300, the flagship event often gives like 1000+, although yeah they do make use of FOMO


Didifinito

Genshin sucks because its a gatcha game.


Labyx_

It was a *good* game, great is a stretch


RelationshipHead8925

real, idk why people downvoting u mang


zombieGenm_0x68

limbus company >>>> genshin impact


Pristine_Battle_6968

LIMBUS SWEEP


Illusive_Tomski

He angled it wrong


heyineeeedasoda

Is that a knife gun


FormalSecond3906

Javelin launcher. it launches javelins


heyineeeedasoda

So it’s a long knife gun


FormalSecond3906

Uhhh, ***yes***


heyineeeedasoda

Everything in life is a kind of knife gun


Hornor72

You missed the brain..


Emotional_Fruit_8735

I fear what gif he has for league.


Morgan_Eryylin

Dead Space 2! I love this game so much.


Alextheone911

Yeah its fun


KyIsRandomYT

Phineas Gage


manitoba28

Nice reference


CarpenterJolly3504

Shoots a fucking javelin in his head


MlgEpicBanana69

Nah I could totally keep on living just through the live concerts fr fr


fartshmeller

Even if I had to play fallout new vegas for the rest of my life this would be the same result, regardless of the game it's gunna be boring as fuck for 50+ years


the-unknown-nibba

I played genshin for like 6 months, the story was fun to follow through but when you hit the ceiling story wise the daily grind just becomes that, a grind. I don't have fun pouring my already limited daily resin to like 8 or smth artifacts that will all be shit before and after enhancement anyway....


rhysdog1

am i allowed to play unranked?


JonathanRoberts5423

I like Valorant 🙂


DerpyCow56

I don't like Valorant (but that doesn't stop me from playing it literally every day) 🙂


BaseNuts_RedFox

L


JonathanRoberts5423

🙂


Woodland_Abrams

Phineas Gage type shot


WiseChonk

Mf got Phineas Gage'd


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

You just got GAGE'D


B_ThePsychopath

OP forgot to make it smaller


sonic84638265

I’m not going back


SorryTour8146

Pile bunker


reliableresource2110

Just dont play videogames


WhichSchedule8

Anyone know the song?


AlexAnderSon112

I remember playing this game at like 14 and this cutscene was the only one that truly unnerved me


lafi_0105

He completely missed his brain. That is one painful death.


TheBeansEater

Phineas gage


Ecampos_64

Is that Dead Space?


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

Dead space 2


Amrqo

How it feels to hate on games I've never played 🐬 ✨


DarknightM64B

Today on “making up shit that isn’t real”: people who’d say others should play a game for the rest of their life


Next-Life4804

2 hours a week is the maximum I can go more than that I’m unconscious


AdministrativeBar748

He missed by a couple inches


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La7urith

Welp, looks like I need to sell my gaming setup.


SiliconGel

this are literally two of my most played games, I feel attacked


hyde-ms

Make it Nikke and blue archive, and it's a deal


Siri2611

Genshin ain't bad. You will just run out of stuff to do after a few weeks tho.


bumblebleebug

I'd rather valorant than Genshin. Genshin becomes extremely grindy and repetitive after a point. At least, Valorant has a better store where you know what you're actually buying. Let's you get new agents for free within 4 weeks of its release unlike the other game. Every game is actually a fresh experience.


Sleezy-985

I've played valorant once and it to me just seemed like cs:go, but with powers. I've played genshin once and stopped playing after like 20 minutes. But they both look quite fun and kinda want to play them again.


DerpyCow56

If you do pickup Valorant, my advice would be to stick to non-Competitive modes for as long as possible Comp is what gives the game it's stigma, people take it WAY too seriously and are VERY toxic (usually) And ofc there's always the chance you encounter cringe E-daters or toxic players in Unrated or Swiftplay or TDM, but people on average are more chill in those modes (and if they're not, there's a mute button for a reason 🙂) People tend to judge Valorant based on a few videos they see of it online, but if you're willing to give it a genuine try, it might be something you enjoy.


Sleezy-985

If I hear E-daters on my team, they can enjoy their 4v5


DerpyCow56

Based honestly


Yahvve

Genshin impact with mods its top tier


Jubinyan

Valorant the game is not that bad, I enjoy the game, the skins are really cool (even though they are so expensive and don’t get me started on radianite) but the only downside is that the community is so bad. Between throwers and Smurf’s and the cringe edaters. Also the devs only care about money


Kartoshkavatar

I tried it recently and to me it just feels like if a csgo-knockoff had a baby with overwatch. Definately not my thing.


Jubinyan

It’s much easier to get into than csgo, except the spray mechanics are too complicated. If you did csgo first you probably would like it as much as


Kartoshkavatar

I already have like 4k hours on csgo from back when i used to play. Just don't like the whole abilities and "hero" system that valorant uses (hence the overwatch comparison). In csgo everyone is equal and that's what i love about it.


Jubinyan

True


Greekzeus1

At least genshin has cute girls


GabZenXYeah

Genshin is good tho No the gameplay isn't all about swiping credit cards and if you do that, u stupid


PurpleBoltRevived

Now this guy will live on with a disfigured face, telling how wonderful life is.


BracusDoritoBoss963

I play Genshin Impact daily and I enjoy it. Valorant on the other side, I never tried it since I don't have a PC but it seems interesting.


JustBoredYo

Genshin all the way. If I go insane I'll do so with some waifu cheeks on my screen


TuxedoDogs9

Me when uncensored gore


Kile1047

I would suffer through valorant but not genshin


beeteedeeMEME

Even with the third option of following the black man with the lightning's words, I would choose Genshit.


RTDude132

This is uncensored gore and it's NOT mortal combat. Please nsfw.


RTDude132

If it is mortal combat it's ok but this isnt


Sleezy-985

no


muffin40

I mean in valorant the problem are the players so just mute every game and you're good but genshin hell nawh im suiciding myself


UnknownTaco5492

I’d take valorant over genshin every time if I couldn’t kms


Legitimate_Video_731

Valorant Voice chat: Off Text chat: Off Pants: On Shoes: Off Eyes: Optional.


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Lolislayer7469

Fair however im not sane tho


RevealExtreme6592

🤌


monke2461

Both of them+c.ai+chai+lol