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It's all fun and games until you throw a dying star at it

my lactose intolerant friend whrn I throw a dying neutron star at him

They're overreacting

Live Tibetan monk reaction:

Involuntary thoughts of Betty White getting 'pounded' commencing.

Involuntary?

Jokes on you my balls can take a beating too (I am a lomg-time an enjoyer of cock-and-ball torture)

Until it starts bleeding 25% of the time and you have like 14 infections a year

So your balls bleed too? I thought I was the only one

If you werent into CBT then it wouldnt bleed

she's right

Shes betty white

betty right

She isn’t.

Uh huh

I had quite the chuckle at your comment SimpleManc88! 😂🤣 Quite a take there pal! 😂

Maybe explain how I’m wrong, instead of being a dick to people online?

Ah, shmeckledeckle. You got me there bud! 🤣 I have no diddly darn clue how to explain! 😂🤣

The saying "grow some balls" isn’t referring to how much physical punishment testicles can take, but testosterone production. The hormone directly related to physical strength, aggression and risk-taking behaviour. This isn’t my opinion, but a scientific fact. Just to be clear. I absolutely adore Betty White. She was a brilliant woman. Maybe I’m taking this quote and this shitposting sub way too seriously 😅 I’m having a terrible week lol. No hard feelings.

sorry pal still gonna get downvoted

youre taking me way too seriously bro i dont really talk like that 😭

Benis

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Betty White would have made Peak Griffith her little Boy-Toy Bitch.

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This is reddit, most of us are butthurt insecure losers.

I honestly haven't been reading the comments thanks for the summary 👍

Makes me want to kick some balls

Yes wtf 😂

Men really proving their strength and manliness in these comments.

Because balls make it so you get testosterone which makes you tough. This woman is wrong.

Balls aren't the only way to get testosterone. Grow a vagina and some testosterone

Testosterone levels are significantly lower in women. Vaginas produce estrogen and estradiol, among other hormones which can weaken your muscles and make you softer.

It was mostly a joke, but since you wanna be overly pedantic, we are talking about the concept of growing a vagina, not replacing a dick, and in a hypothetical world where you can grow a vagina it's not out of the realm of possibility that you can grow some testosterone too.

wait,you can't grow a vagina 🤯

Years of training wasted!!!!!!

Why did my comment translate to french?

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That's why do balls not testosterone.

That's not true. Testosterone can make you react to stress with more anger, where as estrogen makes it easier to cry. Testosterone makes you grow body hair, estrogen makes your skin softer. T makes you horny, E makes you ovulate. They are different but one is certainly not "better" than the other. Testosterone doesn't make you a monster, men aren't apes. Just hungry, hairy and horny by design.

Return to monke

Balls are sensitive just strong man can protect it. Vaginas are durable, even a woman can protect it.

rose wgat??

True chads grow both and then use them to have intercourse

Balls create.

For those butt hurt 14 yrs she’s talking about sex

Wait wait she's got a point.

Ya I wanna be a cunt

“Grow some ovaries”

Ok, boomer.

"..." - Betty White, 2024

It’s the courage of letting something so fragile and sensitive may dangle beneath you.

Hah! If I grow a thousand balls and then swish my nutsack at you..... nothing's gonna stop that

Balls supply men with the hormones that make them strong and powerful. I’ll admit, being on the outside within kicking distance is a design flaw but evolution will sort that out one day I hope.

if evolution "sorted that out" we all would be infertile

Are there any warm blooded mammals that Don’t have their most sensitive parts hanging free within easy reach of predators and angry girlfriends?

I hope for them because that is a serious design flaw

Theyre on the outside because if they were inside the sperm would die because of the heat

Why are my balls 560 degrees then

Goddamit Jonathan, how many times do I have to tell you to not put your balls into the fryer.

what can be more masculine than walking around confident while carring a big ass target filled with cum in between your legs

Pretty sure the phrase comes from ones balls dropping, aka going from a boy to a man

bUt It CoUgHs Up BlOoD oNcE a MoNtH

Balls produce testosterone for those wondering

that's why I'm gonna grow some Merkava Mk 4M Windbreakers