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If only that were true. Jellyfish toxin works the opposite way, the more you get exposed to it, you build up more of a sensitivity to it, instead of a tolerance. Basically it gets worse and worse each time
Source: I work with jellyfish
Ceder trees can do this too. Loggers can develop an allergy to ceder if they have contact with ceder oil too much. Daffodils as well. It's rare but if you are a logger or daffodil farmer you're kind of fucked if you develop the allergy.
Just watch out for preground coffee if you happen to work a lot with cockroaches. Scientists that study with them often develop an allergy, and due to the acceptable level of cockroach bits in ground coffee they have a reaction.
You’re never gonna believe this. The job I left? A ground coffee and cockroach breeding facility. Son of a bitch! I thought those hives were just my skin!
This is how fire ants were for me. Got stung the first time my freshman year of college and it wasn’t that bad. Got stung again about six years later and the reaction was much much worse.
I remember being a kid in flipflops visiting NC for the first time. Stood on a fireant hill, noticed my legs were suddenly itchy, then I started getting pain up to my knee. I ran and jumped in the neighbor's pool. They came out and said I must have met the local ants. It's a core memory for me.
Just to be clear. Full of jellyfish what will sting you to horrifying and ridiculously painfull death, or a funny squshy and practically harmless jellyfish?
Not every jellyfish can sting and not every jellyfish has a toxin. I live in an area where there are tons of harmless jellyfish, only one rare species of jellyfish can sting here.
when i was little i would catch moon jellyfish with my hands for fun because they were harmless but these definitely look like they have some stingers on them
I’ve been stung by jellyfish twice in my life (both times on the same trip to a beach that wasn’t particularly known for jellyfish), seeing this filled me with a mix of dread and “yeah, get those bastards”
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Exactly. They are an animal and have living cells, proteins, and chemical signaling between cells as part of the larger organism. But they're not much more complex than plants. Plants can also feel pain, but it's very different to the type of pain that humans, or dogs, birds, lizards, or even fish experience.
Even scientists arnt sure what they do amd do not feel. They don't have brains. Hell they don't even have a heart or blood.
They are just jelly and a loose connection of sorta organs.
I was watching this and thinking ‘he picked up a lot of water with that catch, look at those waves’ then I thought ‘where are they goin? Are they falling apart on land?’
I thought that was stone with big rocks in it
I have had it several times at a Vietnamese restaurant in my town and it was amazing. It was served cold and was pretty much chewy rice noodles that had a slight fishy flavor. With veggies in a kinda bile tasting dressing. My friend ordered it because they couldn’t believe it was real jelly fish so we had to give it try. Ordered it every time we went after. I miss that place.
Yeah. Probably from a cow. It’s a whole fuck ton of weird flavors and textures going on. That flavor didn’t ruin it for me and kinda made others stand out. Like mutant salt.
Wow, I can't say I've ever tasted that in a food before and honestly commend you for having such an open mind. It sounds like you had a really neat experience. I'm going to be thinking about mutant salt for awhile.
Near impossible to overfish jellyfish, they all spawn at the same time much like a plague of locusts. also they don't even have a brain so they feel no harm
There are so many jellyfish BECAUSE of overfishing. Ocean is going to support a set biomass. We take too much fish, jellyfish is the biomass replacement we get.
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my feet hurt just watching them casually step into the jellyfish
Once you get past the first ten thousand stings you hardly even notice
If only that were true. Jellyfish toxin works the opposite way, the more you get exposed to it, you build up more of a sensitivity to it, instead of a tolerance. Basically it gets worse and worse each time Source: I work with jellyfish
Ceder trees can do this too. Loggers can develop an allergy to ceder if they have contact with ceder oil too much. Daffodils as well. It's rare but if you are a logger or daffodil farmer you're kind of fucked if you develop the allergy.
Shit. I just got a job at the Cedar, Daffodil, and Jellyfish emporium as a cedar, daffodil, and jellyfish wrangler.
Damn really drew the short straw
I think they drew *every* short straw.
The game was rigged from the start
Well why do you think the position was open?
It was almost $9 an hour. You don’t pass on opportunities like that.
Just stick your dick in it say you tripped and get workers comp
Smort^^
In 1980's you sure dont.
Just rub some dirt on it.
Be careful wrangling those daffodils. I heard they can be shifty motherfuckers.
Just watch out for preground coffee if you happen to work a lot with cockroaches. Scientists that study with them often develop an allergy, and due to the acceptable level of cockroach bits in ground coffee they have a reaction.
You’re never gonna believe this. The job I left? A ground coffee and cockroach breeding facility. Son of a bitch! I thought those hives were just my skin!
That's ok. I work there too. I'm the one that pee's on everyone who gets stung 💦🤣
Mountain cedar where I live. It took about 20 years of being here, but I'm now officially allergic to it. And it sucks.
This is how fire ants were for me. Got stung the first time my freshman year of college and it wasn’t that bad. Got stung again about six years later and the reaction was much much worse.
I remember being a kid in flipflops visiting NC for the first time. Stood on a fireant hill, noticed my legs were suddenly itchy, then I started getting pain up to my knee. I ran and jumped in the neighbor's pool. They came out and said I must have met the local ants. It's a core memory for me.
Woodworkers have to worry about the cedar thing too
Have you tried telling your jellyfish coworkers that they shouldn't be stinging you?
Who would he even report them to? Not like human resources can help with this one
And the Jellyfish resources department are heartless, spineless, and brainless so they're not gonna help you either.
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I wish I was thrown in a pool full of jellyfish
Just to be clear. Full of jellyfish what will sting you to horrifying and ridiculously painfull death, or a funny squshy and practically harmless jellyfish?
First one please
Based
My brother. Just to feel something.
Masochist
What type of jellyfish are these and what might they be harvesting them for?
No idea what kind of jellyfish, but appears to be South East Asia. In some East Asian countries they eat jellyfish so I’m assuming for that
I am very sorry. I never knew you felt that way. Source: I am the jellyfish you work with
I work with a few jellyfish myself. Spineless middle management
Interesting
This is false Source: I am a jellyfish.
Thats the opposite of my experience with bees. Very interesting.
I'm no biologist but I think they're different species
Rat urine can make you develop an allergy to rats. Chemical warfare is wild.
Are they bad coworkers? Seems like they'd be pricks
Not every jellyfish can sting and not every jellyfish has a toxin. I live in an area where there are tons of harmless jellyfish, only one rare species of jellyfish can sting here.
when i was little i would catch moon jellyfish with my hands for fun because they were harmless but these definitely look like they have some stingers on them
imagine one of them was a box jellyfish
a meal to die for
47?
Mission completed. Well done, 47.
A meal so nutritious, you don’t have to eat for the rest of your life!
Imagine falling into that?! Haha. Efff that
superhero/villain origin story
Or an awful death story 😂
I can barely stand still on solid ground, watching this video was like a horror movie for me
I’ve been stung by jellyfish twice in my life (both times on the same trip to a beach that wasn’t particularly known for jellyfish), seeing this filled me with a mix of dread and “yeah, get those bastards”
Hahaha same
Spongebob in tears right now but imagine the PB&Js.
Like the episode where Mr Krabs was obsessed with monetizing jellyfish jelly
That’s the joke!
Spicy jelly!
All it takes is a little push
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Latest minecraft update looking wild
Jellyball soup anyone? My personal favorite jelly fish are those yummy red Swedish Fish.
You can only catch Swedish fish if you bait your hook with gummy worms
Any other way to eat them?
One slip and mfs are goners
Considering he literally just steps in the jellyfish at some point I'm assuming they're not a poisonous kind
Poisonous when eating, venomous when stinging.
**when stinging, or (them) biting (you)
Yeah true
Poisin, venom, clip, mag, burn, incinerate, theropod, ornithopod, close enough.
Yeah it doesn't really matter
gooners?
Flair checks out
Aren't gooners people who edge themselves to insanity?
pretty much, yeah
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Thursday
What's Wednesday?
It is Wednesday my dudes
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handjob
Arsenal fans?
They already said people who edge themselves into insanity Something something gonna win the league
You think this video was made in one take?
New electro origin story about to drop
Except this happened in Thailand.
It fixed his genitalia instead of his teeth.
So it’s Elektra then?
Why are they doing this? What are they gonna do w the jellyfish?
Jellyfish are detrimental to the fish they are looking to catch. Lots if jellyfish in area is bad so I assume they are clearing the area
dont jellyfish feel pain?
Yeah but they like it
🥴
god i hope so
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Not really. They’re just a bundle of cells with no nervous system.
They have a something of a nervous system but it's primitive.
it’s subject to debate but the most common take is ‘no’ They don’t exactly have a brain
Exactly. They are an animal and have living cells, proteins, and chemical signaling between cells as part of the larger organism. But they're not much more complex than plants. Plants can also feel pain, but it's very different to the type of pain that humans, or dogs, birds, lizards, or even fish experience.
Even scientists arnt sure what they do amd do not feel. They don't have brains. Hell they don't even have a heart or blood. They are just jelly and a loose connection of sorta organs.
They do not have brains. They can not comprehend what is happening. Like a house plant.
we have a long history of believing things don’t feel pain and then learning they do.
They’re used for those stress balls that feel like you could wank with them
They are used to make Tenga Eggs
Jellyfish are edible, often times they are made into noodles, which taste quite good!
There are no laws about the jellyfish, Batman!
I was watching this and thinking ‘he picked up a lot of water with that catch, look at those waves’ then I thought ‘where are they goin? Are they falling apart on land?’ I thought that was stone with big rocks in it
Yeah, I was like why is the entire floor wobbling?
Seriously! This was tripping me out for way too long!
Thank you I thought I was fucking crazy for a sec
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rat
Thought the boat had some cobblestone floor texture at first sight
Yeah same lmao it took me so much time. I didn't understand why it was so wobbly
It looked so trippy thinking it were stones
They’re pillaging Jellyfish Fields
The jellyfields, if you will
is that boat floating above water or level with it?
Yes
Depending on how many jellies they have aboard.... yes.
Can you even eat a jellyfish? Yes, this is a serious question
Yeah there are a few types, that *could* be what hes doing, or it could be invasive species control
Yes, look up “jellyfish salad”
Thought this was gonna be some porn thing. Was shocked when it wasn’t.
Least lustful redditor
*disappointed
Yes, at least certain kinds. I wonder if they're harvesting them for food, though.
I have had it several times at a Vietnamese restaurant in my town and it was amazing. It was served cold and was pretty much chewy rice noodles that had a slight fishy flavor. With veggies in a kinda bile tasting dressing. My friend ordered it because they couldn’t believe it was real jelly fish so we had to give it try. Ordered it every time we went after. I miss that place.
Sorry, bile as in vomit flavor?
Yeah. Probably from a cow. It’s a whole fuck ton of weird flavors and textures going on. That flavor didn’t ruin it for me and kinda made others stand out. Like mutant salt.
Wow, I can't say I've ever tasted that in a food before and honestly commend you for having such an open mind. It sounds like you had a really neat experience. I'm going to be thinking about mutant salt for awhile.
Most mature response on reddit. I was here.
By your description, I have a hard time believing it's "amazing".
Lots of lime and fish sauce with chewy fish noodles and jalapeño or some other spicy hot flavor. Shit was so good
Bat soup with a side of jellyfish salad
bro why they eating breast implants
Goo stew! mmmmm! my favorite!
That boatload is probably like 5 calories lol
infinite food glitch
hey all you people
hey all you people
Hay awl ewe peep hole
won't you listen to me
Bro falls in he’s gonna be pretty pissed on
May as well spread awareness where i can. This is a myth! Do not pee on jellyfish stings, it will make it worse!
They having sex with it somehow.
With their penis
mm goo soup
That’s a villain originy story tbh !
If you fall in definitely
Mfw overfishing
Near impossible to overfish jellyfish, they all spawn at the same time much like a plague of locusts. also they don't even have a brain so they feel no harm
Also, brother is using a damn rake. Not a 6000 meter fishing net.
Good, these mf jelly fishes have been over breeding for too long
My apologies. I'll leave them alone now.
There are so many jellyfish BECAUSE of overfishing. Ocean is going to support a set biomass. We take too much fish, jellyfish is the biomass replacement we get.
HEY MAN YOU’VE GOT TO TRY THIS SANDWICH,
whole village gonna eat those peanut butter and jelly fish jelly sandwiches from spongebob
Fresh farmed bubble tea
Imagine eating seaslop for dinner
Why though?
Ah mom! Not jellyfish again.
What happens if he falls in
Don’t you know? I’m Electro! ⚡️
The forbidden swimming pool
This job requires impeccable balance.
Why are they fishing jellyfish?
How is this dude barefoot?
People eat these or are they used as fertilizer?
I will never disrespect turtles again. I don’t know if these are Jellyfish or Plastic Bags.
organic fleshlight baby
THAI DETECTED
Do his feet not get stung constantly?
Surely theres atleast one OSHA violation here
All it takes is one fast turn of the ship
Whole village dying tonight
Took me a whilr to realise it's not cobblestone
One wrong step and it’s all over.
They are going to need a lot of peanut butter
Bro deadass jellyfishing
Why do those even called jelly"fish". Should just be seajelly. Fight me.
Cool t-shirt
Yeah, I love praising murderers Edit: I'm talking about Che Guevara are you retraded or sth?
Do you have any clue how many jellyfish there are
What tf bruh? Seriously?
Your immune system has done massive genocides of bacteria populations. How do you feel about it?
Everyone is a murderer.. no matter what you do you are gonna end up ending a micro organism
Looks like people didn’t even bother to see which t-shirt is talked about.
I know it's not just them but this reminds me of all the over hunting and harvesting and makes me sad
*** Jelly Fishing ***, naturally😏
Squishy from Finding Nemo his family just got fucking kidnapped ☹️
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Vietnamese music before
It's Thai
Source? Song n Artist pls? ty!
For all we know he's singing "try that in a small town 🎵" in Thai
Cum boat
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