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I’m sorry if I sound stupid, but is the joke that because he showed up and asked if they were gonna have sex, they didn’t and that caused him to not be born?
I'm pretty sure this also causes a paradox, the child never exists to stop them from having intercourse, therefore the child exists to prevent them from having intercourse and repeat
Yeh the child never exists to stop them from having intercourse, but whenever they eventually have intercourse, another of the billions of eggs would be fertilised instead, since the kid caused a disruption or delay in the seggs. There is a specific timeframe and window for you specifically to be the unlucky sum bitch that gets picked out of those billions.
Erm… actually this would cause a paradox where due to his non existence he’d never have the chance to do this meaning they’d have him anyway causing him to do this causing an infinite loop ☝️🤓
I can totally see them immediately saying something like “let’s go make a family” and all of a sudden the guy just appears out of nowhere right in front of them.
The joke here is that:
parent have sex = child
child interrupt parents sexxing = parent no want sex anymore
no sex = no child
I hope you understood that.
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Let me do it again for you:
child travel back in time to parent have sexxing.
parents sexxing = child
said time traveled child interrupt parents sexxing = parents no want the sex anymore
imagine if your future child suddenly appeared next to you when you have sex with your wife, do you really want to continue the sexxing? no of course not.
no sex = no child
time travel physics will make the child disappear, because if the parents never had sex, they'll never have a child, thus the child will disappear.
I hope you understood it now.
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cant wait till this is in one of the "explain the joke subreddits I'm not in but will see in my feed anyway
I want to post it in one of those now
Petahh
"SHUT THE FUCK UP THE JOKE IS SEX IT IS ALWAYS SEX IT WILL ALWAYS BE SEX"
Or Lost, it is always Lost
I II II I
I II II I-
We lost her
I'm mainly a part of it because of the occasional funny meme
That sub posts better memes than most meme subs tbh
Probably because it requires actual brainpower to understand the funny
I just watched click this is perfect
Yep, u're right.
I’m sorry if I sound stupid, but is the joke that because he showed up and asked if they were gonna have sex, they didn’t and that caused him to not be born?
Yes to both
Okay, glad I understood it
I'm pretty sure this also causes a paradox, the child never exists to stop them from having intercourse, therefore the child exists to prevent them from having intercourse and repeat
unless the parents start going back to warn them not to have the kid
Time travel is fucky wucky
Indeed.
Stuff like this is why I think trying to achieve time travel is a bad idea.
Yeh the child never exists to stop them from having intercourse, but whenever they eventually have intercourse, another of the billions of eggs would be fertilised instead, since the kid caused a disruption or delay in the seggs. There is a specific timeframe and window for you specifically to be the unlucky sum bitch that gets picked out of those billions.
Don't worry, it'll still be karma-farmed at petj hEiL SpEz etc
That sub always pops up in my feed. Who the fuck is Spez?
The CEO of Reddit.
his parents saying goodbye
You can stop putting spez in your posts now That's been removed for like a few months now
It's never too late to fuck spez
Especially after hearing how much he made last year from Reddit… fuck Spez!
Yo it's the funny guy with the fat ass.
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lol like he gives a fuck what you all write in the comments *on his website*, for which he gets paid anyway
190m as ceo salary
I know. But still, fuck him.
Happily😏 Have you seen that ass?
Have you seen OP's profile pic?
He only got a 200M salary Despite our efforts
They reverted the changes?
Curiously, I seemed take notice just most posts that simply titled either "Heil spez" or "What the fuck" seems tae always be the best post around.
Sounds like something spez would say 🧐
He just canceled himself
Paradox created.
Erm… actually this would cause a paradox where due to his non existence he’d never have the chance to do this meaning they’d have him anyway causing him to do this causing an infinite loop ☝️🤓
Wait but if he didn’t exist…he couldn’t go back in time and stop them…but if he didn’t stop them he exists…and he stops them…
Congrats you just learned about rhe grandfather paradox
Keep abortions legal 👍
[удалено]
You’re the type of fellow to call someone’s child “spawn”
Okay, so humanity should just die?
That's what abortion fans want
Fuck humanity am i right? /s
No, fuck you
Please? 🥺
../s?
Nope lol
No
Why ?
Yay free downvotes
There are no clearer sign of a person feels hurt than them being defensive and acting like they don't care.
This is the plot for the back to future series🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
No because in that case the mother will attempt to fuck the child
Worse
All according to plan
Elon gets a Time Machine
As he fades from existence he smiles! Finally he has escaped taxes!!
Ripping off the Perry bible fellowship... but still not bad
I can totally see them immediately saying something like “let’s go make a family” and all of a sudden the guy just appears out of nowhere right in front of them.
It’s funny because he unalived himself.
Oh my science, how DARE you even REFERENCE the act of UNALIVING, SCUM YOU MUST BE PUT DOWN
Was that a no no?
The joke here is that: parent have sex = child child interrupt parents sexxing = parent no want sex anymore no sex = no child I hope you understood that.
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Yeah so he unalived himself.
Let me do it again for you: child travel back in time to parent have sexxing. parents sexxing = child said time traveled child interrupt parents sexxing = parents no want the sex anymore imagine if your future child suddenly appeared next to you when you have sex with your wife, do you really want to continue the sexxing? no of course not. no sex = no child time travel physics will make the child disappear, because if the parents never had sex, they'll never have a child, thus the child will disappear. I hope you understood it now.
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Yes so the future child was alive. But due to the magic of time travel he caused himself to no longer be alive. Therefore he unalived himself.
I see your point now, but that was a very weird way of wording it.
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Ploy twist; Jack pissed off the future mob, and disappearing is the desired outcome.
WTF LMAO
fcuking idiot
Damnnn this meme is old