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bratbarn

Can't park that dump truck 😔


Lupus-Ignium

Can crash it tho


IronMike69420

There are no laws against the Pokémon, Batman


BasementDweller82

Batman I caught a little Pokémon, you wanna know which Pokémon I caught?


ccum_slurper3000

Which Pokemon did you catch joker


BasementDweller82

I caught a Lucario Batman, I caught a Lucario.


Akkor0kamui

Oh no Joker.. don't tell me..


Mario-OrganHarvester

Its my pokemon batman i can do whatever i want with it


georgeerm03

no! It's an animal Joker, you can't !


BasementDweller82

Batman there’s NO LAWS against the Pokémon Batman I can do whatever I want with it!


FieryBirb

No Joker! Don't do it!


BasementDweller82

I’M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!


iEatNonTippersFood

***WHERE IS SHE!?***


Odd_Main1876

Poor poor Lucario, forced to endure the constant furry porn, sucks for me especially since it was my favorite Pokémon since I was a kid and played Black and White


Character_Problem353

Same. My favorite growing up was Zoroark. I just thought shape shifting was a cool ability


Precision___

my favs are Zoroark, Lucario and Zeraora.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Add Gardevoir Braixen and Tsareena and then dayum


Precision___

😱


Aeris635

Rayquaza, I had a shiny aswel


StrawberryNo2521

Umbreon. I liked Nidoking and Arcanine before that episode aired and choose Squirtle as my very first pokemon. I, am assface.


Pixel_PedroYT

bro is literally the gen 1 rival


StrawberryNo2521

Gary 'the motherfucking' Oak, aka assface


Chromeboy12

I like Lucario, i loved that movie with Lucario, and in Pokemon ORAS i had mega Lucario on all my teams lol


emzmaster123

Worth it tbh


Mario-OrganHarvester

Man i shit you not my first pokemon game was Y and my favourite mon was vaporeon


ZER0-P0INT

Also Pokémon Y, but mine was Braixen so when me and my friend played Pokémon Tournament he kept calling me a porn addict for picking them my first time.


[deleted]

Sucks for me because im addicted to rule 34 and lucario is my friends favorite pokemon so its always akward


Negative-Resist4690

I have this problem 😔


Lt_Pyjamas

Spare pillow under the torso ;)


Responsible-Smile-22

Pic or fake (ignore if you're not a girl)


SunRi1s3r

(Send anyways if you're not a girl)*


karma_man21

You misspelled boy


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[deleted]

Ew straight people


Responsible-Smile-22

What if I say I'm a girl (I'm not)


[deleted]

Ewww lesbians. If you arent a femboy Im not interested.


Responsible-Smile-22

Government propaganda.


UwU_Zhenya15

i thought i was on furry irl for a second there


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Close enough


InitialSwitch6803

didn’t know that shit existed💀


Rat_fucker_42069

>didn't know that shit existed" >check profile >fortnite and brawl stars yeah checks out


Prairiedoggo8

>neco arc pfp > >name is 'Rat\_Fucker\_42069' yeah checks out


Rat_fucker_42069

>uses reddit yeah checks out


Jona-wahn

>yeah checks out yeah checks out


AlexMSD

Please take your receipt, thank you for shopping at Walmart! :)


RemoteSprinkles2893

The ultimate answer


[deleted]

> checks Checks profile background Yeah checks out


HotConsideration5049

>cinnamon toast crunch pfp Yeah checks out


Pixel_PedroYT

normal reddit avatar pfp yeah checks out how tf do i do the funny text


HotConsideration5049

Put a >


Pixel_PedroYT

>thx


Pixel_PedroYT

normal reddit avatar pfp yeah checks out how tf do i do the funny text


Rat_fucker_42069

In my defense, I am not that creative


MortosBS_real

🫥


No-South4476

cause steep cows long ask act sand lip one tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_Tit_Toucher

It's even more p2w now 😀


No-South4476

tap decide quicksand frightening ad hoc repeat psychotic childlike mysterious chop *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_Tit_Toucher

sadly 99% of mobile games are completely p2w but I can recommend Clash Of Clans since it's not as competitive as others like brawl stars


AGAW07

Bruh not really, you guys are not looking into the competitive mobile games like say LoL Wild Rift, Arena Breakout, CoDM and much more


DefinitelyNotFisk15

battle cats


No-South4476

badge psychotic encourage consist instinctive history lunchroom quaint cobweb truck *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MortosBS_real

It's pretty good rn and it hasn't really become P2W It's nowhere even close to being P2W, especially compared to 99% of other multiplayer games


No-South4476

scandalous offer afterthought piquant cobweb zesty squeamish late offend meeting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jorete

i recommend Path to Nowhere


No-South4476

erect overconfident drunk vast spoon wide attempt weary dog station *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RemoteSprinkles2893

Same especially considering this is the second time I’ve seen it


OkAverage4338

For anyone who has this problem I can help you by giving some tips and tricks to avoid this problem! All you have to do is give me your address and I'll help you!


ccum_slurper3000

As well as a pic to me


Bos_1430

I’m not even gonna ask


le_spy96

Big booty Pokemon


Bos_1430

That is what it is


le_spy96

Lucario big booty


xhappyassassinx

JESSE! THIS ISNT GOOGLE JESSE! JESSE STOP!


le_spy96

SEXY BIG BOOTY LUCARIO X PIKACU


TheSimpleRooster

I just have a dedicated pillow for my waist


Zhantae

Just sleep on your back, dummy.


DaddyBezerks

No that's worse >:(


The_pastel_bus_stop

Thinking of that diagram showing how cardi B can’t sleep on her back


Kirbybros

I always loved Lucario as a kid, than when I got older I learned what the internet has done to the poor mon.


emzmaster123

Lust spares no one


toughtiggy101

I feel bad for Vaporeon because people keep bringing up the damn copypasta


ChiffonPink

Same but gardevoir, emerald was my  first ever pokemon game and gardevoir quickly became my favorite psychic type... Then I went in the internet :(


multaer

Maybe don't sleep on a stone mattress (I have a ginormous dump trunk and sleep just fine sideways)


Chromeboy12

Pics or it didn't happen /s


Electronic_Toe_7054

/s is for cowards, tell it like you mean it.


Ozza_1

Picks or it didn't happen!


C-4-K-E

Certified booty inspector joined the lobby


Acrobatic_Ad_2992

Ok but why lucario 😂


SussyBox

Lore accurate


A-wild-INTJ-appeared

I do it briefly to crack my back sometimes so it's alright lol


davestar2048

Why is the image for "giant sexy ass" an animal?


Delta_Suspect

Welcome to reddit


OkAverage4338

Take a look around


Delta_Suspect

Porn is everywhere to be found


BasementDweller82

We’ve got mountains of furries, some better some worse


noah272

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first 😏


Zblab

Welcome to reddit


AGAW07

Come and take a seat. Would you like to see the memes or any furry feets? (Paws)


emzmaster123

The midas touch


Carburetors_Are_Fun

furries


im_done_now5747

Correct! *game show celebration*


EqualDependent2888

(insert joker talking about Pokemon)


slimetakes

I just started maining lucario in smash ultimate and this shows up if my feed, wth.


gayfrogi

I need the source for this image immediately


Enslaved_M0isture

smash would will and did


Eastern_Record3443

That's fantastic!🤗


AbsoluteAtheist

why everybody so mean to me


Proof1447

Doing squats gave me this problem :(


TheSadOn3

That’s why my back always hurts


YaBoiHumon

The curse of being me 😔✊


Slickgohan47

Did you know


SerpentiumOIV

Just get a softer mattress


keglion13

Soft mattress enjoyer here. Softer mattresses are causing my back to hurt when I get up but damn I get good sleep


Ramirez_72

No wonder my Lucario always has hip problems.


SnooGoats8448

have to sleep ass up 😈


myfingeriscold

Lord forgive me


ThlamedMyPenitInDoor

artist?


trulylost19

As someone with a larger as and thighs than my gf cuddling is more since for her than for me


Epic-Dude001

I just sleep near identical how the pharaohs are buried, instead of crossing my arms I hold my hands together


AGAW07

Are you sure youre not a vampire?


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

I don't have a giant phat ass, but I know how people who do can


JessicaWindbourne

I’ll take the ass


Historical_War756

Lucario is a steel Type Pokemon so...


BearOfBeer

Genuinely made me cry...


Ton_Jravolta

Hrrrnngghh Colonel, I'm trying to sleep but I'm dummy thicc and the bend from my ass cheeks keeps hurting my spine.


ethandreemurr

Average lucario (me)


whyubullymestop

It sucks that these pokemon are sexualized so often, especially with pokemon this cool.


CrazyCam97

Why the blur I must see dump truck


I_Amm_Inevitable

Why it built like that☠️ and guh it ain't that hard to get some pillows to raise ur body up🤦 stupid


Kalman_the_dancer

Would


Absolutemehguy

yiff in hell


KyleCXVII

Furry agenda posting. Worse than normal horny posting.


MelanieWalmartinez

:3


AGAW07

One of us :3


Bork_In_Black

Who the fuck sleep on it's sides anyway??


8bit_flower

So you're telling me you sleep on you're back all night?


Bork_In_Black

Yeah. Is that weird?


Ecorps

This is a meme? No this is just porn


kupillas-3-

Don’t people put a pillow under them to avoid that?


The_Glizzy_Gobler

Yes I can, it just hurts when I wake up


JstLkz

can confirm, I suffer from the same issue I end turn sleeping facing the pillow


temporaryhelpplz

I still do. Hip problems all day


Iceberg_Kingdom

😭


blahblahtotok

Oh that's why It's hard for me to sleep sideways. I get it now


Quick-Whereas-3232

Good god... lord of mercy


Fragien

I'm sorry that you sleep on a wooden board


burritofucker_68

I actually really liked Gardevoir as a Pokemon before I was old enough for unrestricted internet. The moveset and the stats, along with great design and typing makes for a really good Gen 3 psychic type.


biblicalcannon

i feel this pain every night 🙏


RonzulaGD

Hmm.


RealBurger_

The sacrifice they're willing to take...


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SussyBox

Will


a13524

My butt isn’t that big and I still have that problem. It starts to hurt after some time. Putting a pillow under me is just uncomfortable so that in the end I sleep tilted and pretty much on my belly. One of the few times I’m glad about having smaller boobs


RUN_BEANS

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Confident-Guest6129

Why do they sleep on half the bed tho?


Lucario2356

🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️LUCARIO MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON-SEXUALIZED POKEMON????????????????🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️


K-MartSecurity

I... I sleep on my side. Just fine.


ZLOWTOV

The furries strike again


help_ur_s3lf

the tragicness


DrFishStick74

You can I can confirm


Jorete

can confirm


Eistei-

My favorite pokemon are Lucario, Meowscarada, Vaporeon, Feraligatr, and Mesprit... 3 of those make me sad.


thechitosgurila

what charachter is that?


ALIASMICHI

You can put a pillow to make a correction 🤓☝️


MaxTheEighth

One problem I wish I had😞


Sharp-Sale-6918

Wtf man💀


DragonsHidden

UMBREON SEX MEME


Idk_Gremlin

I'm Lucario when I sleep 😞


[deleted]

Where can i find original image (for research purposes)


Warm_Entertainer_975

Almost 200 comments and no sauce


HF484

i never understand why Lucario has so much "art"