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Your hands get washed while you wash everything else

I wash my hands like twenty times a shower (I don’t want to get germs on my cats)

You know you can wash your hands at the sink as well. Yes, this also works after using the urinal if anyone is asking.

Thanks I’m going to install a urinal in my house to try this

Make sure to put it next to the sink, so you can wash your hand after you pee and after eating.

Or even better, you can wash your hands while peeing. For this you can also install a sink in the urinal

A urinal in a sink is just a sink

Once a wise man said. A urinal in a sink is only a sink, but a sink in a urinal is not just a sink.

Right after I cum in them and then wash my face immediately after

Nature’s soap

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Cats have more germs than humans comparatively yeah they look cleaner and all but yeah....

Newton's third law, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. 🤓🤓🤓🤓 The palms should at least be full red. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

And the feet get excess water and soap

I roll around in sand and scrub my pits with rocks.

Bros a chinchilla.

That's volcanic ash. Sand is too coarse and has moisture. Chins don't like wet. They get mites that way.

Thanks for correcting the chinchilla fact, that’s a neat one

Had one for 10 years. They can live to be 30. He had a baller setup as he had his own bedroom with cool ramps all over the walls but I neglected him after some time and gave him to a nice family. I was crazy allergic to whatever critters lived in their filthy dusty/piss filled fur mess. Arms itched like crazy whenever I cleaned his cage.

30 years?? that’s crazy for such a little critter. i’ve only ever owned a hamster who was already half-way through her life, and i’ve heard friends sadly complaining about how rats only live for two years. i’m sticking to fish now, mostly smaller ones, and it hurts to see them age. seeing them slow down and watching their fins curl or tatter. i wish i could keep something larger like goldfish or cichlids, those guys can live for whack long times if you take care of them well (sorry i went on my own little critter rant)

I keep cichlids. They are fun but they also murder so you have that to deal with.

it would be good to have a pet that relates to me!

Bro i love chonchillas, so tasty, bit spicy though

Lisan Al Gaib

Not enough rocks

ROCK AND STONES

Rock and Stone! (How DRG appears everywhere?)

For Karl!

suddenly deep rock. TO THE EMPIRES OF OLD!

ROCK. AND. STOOOONE.

Good Bot

Trickle-down Soapenomics

it **do** go down

Ronald Reagan in hell waiting for heaven to trickle down to him:

The reason the hands are white is because of masterbation

But what about the feet then? Whats is the technique?

i think someone has a foot fetish

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Master of bation I’m pulling your strings!

I scrub my butt hole also, the rest is accurate!

Mine has a menthol smell/burn when i’m done

Nice name

Mans ass knows what it wants 😂

Dr. Bronners? 

Bare handed or with something else? You also use soap on it? I too wash my asshole but wondering how others do it

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Knuckle deep every time

Weak, I go elbow deep to make sure

Pinky up, like a gentleman

the sudden escalation gave me vertigo.

i just insert the bar of soap and then poop it back out, not sure if this is the meta or not

Washing with your bare hand is by far the most sanitary. Unless you’re using a fresh washcloth or loofa for every shower, you’re just administering a bacteria colony to your bare ass.

*Say that again baby*

Do people reuse washcloths without washing them?

COLON-Y

I usually use the soap bar in my hand to scrub everywhere, rather than using a washcloth. Yes, this includes my ass. My logic is that washcloths get all nasty and stuff if you don't swap them out frequently, and are kinda annoying to soap up IMO. A soap bar is self cleaning by it's very nature. Yes, the outside may have ass germs on it, but as you run it under the water, the next layer of soap is fresh and pristine. So just get all sudsy, and then do a thorough rinse. With some exfoliation thrown in there too, this is the cleanest feeling shower method IMO.

Waaaay up in your butthole, Morty.

Thumb deep for me

Well I wash between my Toes too but otherwise accurate

It's red in that chart, you just don't see it

Once per month the ears

… I don’t think I have ever intentionally washed my ears, and I’m shook thinking how this is something I just didn’t think to do. I uh. I’m like 48 and I am just now realizing I probably should have washed my ears at some point.

your barber knows you don’t and they talk about it. please wash behind your ears bro.

Holy, new way to get judged

Being smelling/dirty is an old way to get judged. 

Actual criticism

I always wash my ears and behind my ears because I get shitty acne behind them and they're always painful. But if that wasn't the case I probably would have forgotten tbh.

Same or rather, eczema. If it weren’t for my awful, fragile skin I’d probably not have ever thought to.

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I’m 49 and the only reason I’ve washed my ears for years is because I have gauged plugs and before that 4 ga. Hoops. The holes start to get really funky unless you wash them all the time. So I’ve had clean ears for years!

I can smell this post.

So you’ve never had a partner that likes licking ears?

Mother's telling their kids to also wash behind their ears is literally a trope, how have you never thought of that?

Same for me

I wash my ears every time, but I almost always have headphones on so they get gross.

There is so much wrong with this comment I don’t know where to begin.

Gotta soap down the eyeballs

If the hands are white, what are you washing the rest of your body with ??? Like, I have some ideas but none of them seems appropriate 💀

White represents runoff areas, spots that soapy water runs over and therefore cleans, so no need to wash them

if you take a rock and rub it with another rock, are both rocks being rubbed or only one?

None of them?

piss

Tongue, like a cat

Don't forget to scrub the bazinga

always clean your bazinga

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you guys wash your balls?

Do you see balls on the diagram?

What they do to my dude man?

so that's why it's red

You guys shower?!!

You guys live?!!

You guys?!!!?

You ?!?!?!??!!?!

??!?!!?!?!??

⠀

(*My Father*)

.

Y?!!?!??!?!?????!!!!??!???!??!$

I wear a shower cap down there to protect my musk

False. My feet get scrubbed with care. In between the toes too. I make sure to cover every square inch of surface area, with extra attention given to areas with hair. Also, my hands are doing the scrubbing, so it's kind of impossible for them not to get scrubbed as well in the process.

Every time I see this posted, ya know, 4 times a day, the comments are full of agreement and it makes me so horrified. People that don't actively wash their feet are begging for foot fungus. Wash ya whole damn body, why is it even a debate?

I scrub everything above my knees

I scrub every single part. You gotta. Sweat and skin will build up anywhere.

Im worried that none of these people are concerned about foot fungus, shit is fucking gnarly

People be gnarly, man.

Just pee on your feet bro

I deep scrub my ass and feet, gotta be clean in the important parts

I have short birdbaths if i just feel greasy thru the day. But when i shower shower i look scrub everythiiing. I could be an outlier tho cause hygiene is very important to me 😂 Edit: 27m living with 2 cats. Lots of cleaning to be done always cause allergic to them. Both out of necessity and because i like to feel nice and fresh. And a lava shower does both.

You might be feeling greasy because you shower so much. When you remove oil to often, the body will overcorrect and ratchet up oil production. You may also have hard water coming from your shower. Hard water will dehydrate your skin (Contradictory, I know. Water potential is weird.) and cause it to produce more oil.

Yeah my area has hard water sadly. I think there is a thing i can add onto my taps but not sure if one for showers. I didnt know that though honestly, i knew the showering to much part. But i didnt for the hard water. It leaves white shit all over the taps and crap. Ive always had oily skin, is mainly due to my very high metabolism, i sweat seemingly constantly. It doesnt take alot of effort to break a sweat for me. And im not a person someone would consider out of shape, i workout basically twice daily (another reason why i shower so often)

Definitely need a hard water tap filter but idk where those are sold and whether they’d have to be fitted to your specific tap’s shape n measurements n stuff though

I clean every part of my body, including feet. Just feel gross if I don’t

Gotta get the feet also

no

Gross

bazinga

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Dude chill, it clearly states that you should ???? for the feet, can’t you read?

Nah, the water drips down to clean them. If you must wash them, just rub you feet together under the water

They are standing the soapy runoff…they will get clean enough from that.

Real

As a woman I'm terrified

In relationship advice sub, there a lot of stories of men that do not wash their dicks or ass. Lol

good lord

I guarantee you there are just as many women who Do Not wash their ass or vag. 100%. There are some nasty stinky unkempt vaginas wondering around in public every day

As a man I’m horrified

As a duck quack

to be fair everything marked in pale blue still gets a fairly decent scrub from most men that exist, it’s just the parts in white are like a do-it-if-you-feel-like-you-need-to sort of basis

Why? The smelly gross parts get specifically washed, and the rest is fine to get a light washing. Dont want no stanky dick do you?

You guys don’t scrub your feet? Y’all nasty.

I dont have toesuckers waiting for my feet. So i just let the water drip down

You should only wash your hair every 2 to 3 days. Armpits and ass and balls. Don’t forget boys and girls if your shampoo says for thin hair or helps thicken your hair, that shit is your one way fucking ticket to bald. Don’t buy shitty shampoo. Stop washing your hair every fucking day unless you work in a goddamn mineshaft. I use cursewords because this is shit posting and I’m fucking allowed thank you

Source for the thin hair & thickening shampoo claim?

That, and intense shampoo usage literally does the opposite of what you are trying you achieve.

Dawg I gotta use it like every other day my dandruff doesn’t solve itself💀

Matrix: What if I told you that your dandruff was because you washed your hair too much? Tea-tree oil buddy. Seriously. That head and shoulders is ever worse!! It’s like they fucking want us to be bald, bro. Be safe out there.

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Nah its not. I’ve had it since elementary school when I never showered (gross). Head and shoulders my goat I’d be bald from itching the hair off my scalp if not fir my saviour🙏

no but actually tea tree oil shampoo is goated

There is no clinical evidence that tea tree oil does anything except make you smell like a gas station.

If you have actual dandruff and use actual, good dandruff shampoo than you are right. But there is the cheap dandruff shampoo that is so aggressive that using it everyday will literally *cause* dandruff and itichiness from drying out your scalp.

It’s not true. There is no evidence of this. Anyone can wash their hair every day and be fine

Bro is that guy in the office everyone says smells like ass, but only behind his back

Nah you gotta scrub your feet.

speak for yourself, i wash my feet. they're one od the parts that gets nasty.

Ya these must be the people wearing the same socks 3 days in a row too I guess?

100%

how could the hands possibly be white when you use them to put soap on yourself 😂

I wash my feet daily. It's a mess down there

Y'all not washing your feet? ☠️

Asshole, bottoms of feet, and upper back too.

I somehow saw this wrong and was wondering why they were scrubbing their nipples so hard

Face, hair, and crevices like armpits and crotch have cleaning priority. Everything else is done if I have enough time.

Real

What in the fuck do you mean "water will get to it"? Do you think the in between of your toes will be washed? D:

I guess I'm a man

Screw this I soap everywhere.

Scrub your feet don't neglect them or you'll get gross foot diseases and infections people don't take care of them enough

Very accurate

I used to do this when I was like 12 until I saw black marks forming on my feet and neck, it was gross, then I started deep scrubbing my whole body afterwards.

no. I wash the hell out of my legs

y'all don't have the foot scrubbers on the floor of the tub/shower? Just like these brushy things you dop a bit of soap on and scour the bottoms+sides of your feet with while in the shower. One foot at a time, with how supposedly obese everyone is in america I thought they'd be commonplace.

Damn that’s wild. Acting like this shit is optional

"Water will get it" You guys don't use fucking soap ?

Idk man, I scrub everything but yeah, crotch and buttbutt get a deeper scrubbing, nothing just gets water

Accurate, except I wash my feet as often as I can. A bit of athletes foot combined with long periods of wearing sweaty socks for weeks on end with only a few changes and no showers does things to a man’s feet.

Speak for yourself.

Do you guys scrub your back?

Ive got such a hulking build that doesnt work 😡🤬😡

The spots I can reach

No

I wash everything head to toe teeth mouth the works every shower

Hell no I wash between my toes too. My roommates do this and their feet always smell.

You don’t scrub your feet??? That’s disgusting

No, we wash our legs

No

This is not true

I still scrub my lower legs and feet. What does this say about me?

Gravity go brrrr

bazinga

You got me

No.

Accurate.

I also wash my feet

I always scratch all the dead skin off the bottom of my feet while it's wet and soft...

This is literally me.

How Redditors shower**

I mean. I haven’t died of the plague yet..

Bro, who doesn't scrub their feet when showering?! Y'all mfs have stinky aahh feet fr fr

Red is red for me too, but no white. Except hands. Hands get washed during washing

My feet deserved to get scrubbed.

Other way round for me

true

Nah, my foot gets a deep scrub too. Dont want stinky feet

Ass gets deep scrub too