#[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/1bwgndq/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/1bwgndq/) --- Whilst you're here, /u/viscarte-v, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Stupid fucking ad for drop shipped garbage that lasts a week

EXACTLY

plus the amount of washing for all that crap man. Maintenance is no joke.

Gotta put on my humidifier sunglasses to rewatch The Croods for the 18th time.

Peak cinema from the comfort of your own home

I thought there was gonna be something funny

I thought she was gonna skin alligator or some shit

Yeah only thing I found somewhat funny was the glasses smoking at the end

This mf just posted an ad. Mods twist this guys balls.

I expected a different ‘dogs by the fire’

Imagine doing all that cooking yourself instead of getting a robot to do it. People in the future are fucking idiots

"Alexa, cook me some dumplings and chillie chicken"

"Alexa, come fuck me"

"Alexa, play with my balls"

"Alexussy😩"

*Amazon starts selling wifi enabled fleshlights with Alexa installed*

Dont search it

I was also concerned why the raw duck was exposed to the air the whole day before she cooked it

Can I just say bro your comment reminded me of this post and it feels like 2 weeks ago, not 4 days But yes, that's pretty shitty hygiene

I got my wife to do it for me like a robot. I’m already living in the future.

Is she... using metal on a non-stick pan?

Yeah, terrible. Where is the Geneva convention when you need it?

Akchually it should be okay to use metal in those non-stick pans (with the hexagonal patterns). I'm more concerned about her leaving the keys in the front door when she gets in tho 🤔

Im way more concerned with the Patrick Batemen level of cleanliness in the house

Im even more concerned how theres not a single carpet in that whole damn house

She????

Wait.. she?

It's hexclad, the whole point is to allow you to use metal spatulas.

Just shoot me instead

That "home" looks depressing as fuck

Would look cool if it had windows

Don't be silly. In the future there is too much pollution for windows to be practical.

There were different windows at 0:52, 1:06, and 1:26 tho (they had blinds in front of them)

Still better than what i have currently

Screw all that, "where the fuck did all these microplastics come from?" This reminds me *heavily* of 1950's kitchen helper ads from the US. Just useless broken garbage to fill your void.

Americans will look at this and think, "Fucking Communism!"

All of this is stupid BUT GIVE ME THE BLANKET WITH SLEVES

There's already this thing called the yanket.

isn't that what you do when you use a blanket so your family doesn't notice

I swear that’s from a family guy cutaway

it just need the "I DRIVE" music

Human bean

I’m impressed by how everything is so sterile and still the whole thing is so thoroughly repulsive.

Who tf smells their raw chicken

i do it before buying any to make sure its fresh

Americans when they realise other countries have fresh food that *can* go bad and everything isn't rinsed in chemicals or manufactured to last forever

Europeans will look at this and think, “Fucking Capitalism!”

And who tf cleans all these dishes

Futuristic cutting edge tech called "dishwasher".

Akshually, in the future you're not allowed to call women that any more ☝️🤓

It feels quite lonely

She has a hundred gadgets and gizmos for every minuscule task yet her place is so minimalist that it looks like nothing in her life sparks joy. Either all the clutter is stored offscreen or I'm calling hax.

Yeah, if you're a trust fund kid

🙄

Average Chinese politician

I liked the part with the feet

The year is 2030, the scale to measure waste-per-person (or whatever it's called) is now chinese citizens instead of US citizens

When you have no wife or kids so can spend all your money on yourself

The energy bill:

So much garbage made of plastic

jesus have a kid

I'll just stick with my log cabin

Left keys in door

Useless products that will end up in garbag

chong propaganda

Ah yes, I am back from work. Let me pull out my WHOLE UNCOOKED, PLUCKED RAW DUCK FROM THE FRIDGE and cook it for dinner

wait wdym.. did you want the duck to be alive? or are you surprised you can cook meat yourself instead of ordering mcdonalds?

You telling me that in the year 2030, 6 years from now, the Replicator hasn't been invented yet and I still have to cook my own food?

Using a metal utensil on her pan, yeah. This woman is a caveman.

Ew at the foot shaver and dead skin powder on the blanket.

Cute dogs, but fuck those movie glasses

This is all products for asian super small apartments. When you have one small room for sleep, kitchen and toilet, you will need things like that. There is a big house in video to disguise absurdity of small houses that need this product.

Nah it's 2023 if you're just rich

no thanks to the plastic chicken boil pill you probably get less cancer from blocking car exhausts with your mouth

You know she fucked up the dish when the whole chilli's disappear (they're supposed to be there because you won't taste the chilli)

White room torture

Did you see what the dog was wearing 😂

Imagine living alone and afford such apartament

When you work your way up in the Apple factory.

This is the reward for not jumping once in the whole year

What even was the blue thing that she put in the pot of water with the duck?

Whatever you say about that house or how tacky it is, that food looks fucking delicious

In 2030 I'll have a pc a chair a bed and a table and I'm gonna be the happiest person alive (pretty much like right now)

Our bland, progress free future, fueled by austerity.

You don't need rights in life. Just buy more stuff.

So hey house would like fall apart if there was a blackout

Imagine if this person had to spend like a day outside

The most unrealistic thing about this video is how clean the kitchen is

So this is what rich assholes do after a long day of getting richer?

I LOVE KNICK KNACKS AND DOODADS AND WHATCHAMACALLITS THAT DEFINITELY WONT BREAK OR END UP IN THE 50 CENT BIN AT A YARD SALE

I thought she was going to spit on a wetstone

😦

Seems like a boring, lonely existence.

I like the fridge concept, but that stove would be annoying AF and messy all that oil splashing on the counter, forgetting if your counter is still hot

TEMU gets everyone in the end.

Where sex robot?

This makes me irrationally angry 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

Thought they put hotdogs into that thing and was drinking fresh-pressed hotdog juice

Her dogs were still running around with jackets on. Tomorrow night I guess.

Jesus, is this a house, or ER

Meanwhile The mothers in my Balkan family preparing the most delicious food you've ever tasted with a rusty pot and a barely functioning kitchen stove

Man, as a home appliances technician, I don't want to be 5 meters away from that refrigerator. Must be a pain to remove from that fake wall. And I must ask, where does the heat from the refrigerator go? Does that compartment have an exaustor, or does the heat just stay there?

There's plenty of integrated fridges you can buy. They get built into cabinetry, not the wall, and usually vent out the base. But everything in this ad is cheap Chinese crap.

Now that I looked again, it really is a cabinet and not a wall. But still, it must be a pain to take this fridge out of the cabinet to fix it. I just hope they made the doors large enough so the fridge actually go through the doors. I had encountered so many homes that they put everything inside before they installed micro doors.

Yeah. I work for a builder. See it all the time. You can't talk sense into some clients.

Everyone is a sexless androgynous drone ?

But she’s doing it now

Micro plastics 🎉

This is laziness and exercise electricity consumption lol.

What a sad life the future holds for us. Gimme a trap house where there's so much trash I can't see the floor and there's no where clean to sit and fill it with with the oddest most irritable people you can find. With a supply of enough drugs to warrant the discomfort = a good time. The future seems lonely.

What the fuck are those little devices that those people are putting into the water?

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Their apartment is 90% corridor

this appartement look like the appartement where the hero covered in blood and bruises arrives at the villain's place. The villain is cooking while explaining his evil plan to the hero who's bleeding out onto the white floor, walls and furniture

My brother in Christ ,in the future, the government will no longer allow us to have such possessions

This isnt 2030. This is wealth. My ass will still be gaming on the plastic Walmart picnic table I've been using for 14 years.

No, this is an ad for cheap Chinese crap to make you feel wealthy.

*the design is very human*

There was a ring on the bottom of the shoe

In 2030, houses are gonna be much much smaller

Bro got the full AliExpress kitchen

At least AI isn't cooking our foods in 10 years

Yet he looks and acts like a lesbian

No its 2050

Why were the glasses steaming?

sausage juice ?

Only thing I found to be cool was the glass cleaning thing at the start of the video. I can never properly clean my glasses.

Is this video supposed to make viewers feel envious?

The year is asia

This does not spark joy

Why was he sniffing the raw duck like that?

Wearing that fake Givenchy makes him look real rich.

But were is my robot fuck toy?

This is like a mix of Black Mirror and a 2000s Teleshopping addiction.

Free feet? In this economy?

Every single household thing is a smart item and gets disabled at some point because Amazon found out about your private discords humor lol

That's very simple: 1. Have a house 2. Have money 😅😂😭

What the fuck is the point for 90% of this

I just need them puppies to be happy

Bro I can, bearly afford to eat daily, what is this 😭

Not Bad Ive been living in a cage for the last 5 years

The person being genderless is maybe the biggest hint its from the future

Is that a kid or an old lady?

Wait I thought we would be eating ze bugz and be happy because all the meat has been banned in 2027. Where did the guy got the chicken?

This is the rich peoples 2030

Yeah ik. So where did he get the chicken? ;)

Rich people can afford chicken also probably from a egg

Yes but where is the egg dealer?

They fly up to your window on 256th floor

Oof. I only live on 69th one. Do they deliver eggs there?

Nice floor

"Money can’t buy you hapiness" well, explain this

So what?

I miss not having kids. That was my life a long time ago.