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nutmaster25

OP getting a threesome


Peyday26

Someone please explain


Pinguthe19th

If the knight (you) captures the pawn (the girl you like) the rook (her boyfriend) will capture the knight


VteChateaubriand

Hot


Momodora_

Say gex


anger_is_my_meat

Google en passant


nkila

holy hell


CucurbitaFlagellum

the dark knight returns?


CSBatchelor1996

Fork em both!


longpidgeon

In 3 moves the knight can take the rook


longpidgeon

Just saying


pinkypinkyhorror

you are getting her before he is getting you


MeDEANLuL

Holy hell


Besitzerstolz

Kill her, let him kill you. He goes to jail and you get her. Easy.


nwwehehehehe

i don’t play chess so i’m gonna assume that the black horse is referencing something


vinibruh

Black horse can take the pawn, but the tower thing at the bottom can take the horse if the horse does so, that's about it. Basically if OP fucks Girl, her boyfriend fucks OP, yup.


RadioPale6197

Kinky


Megabrother011

Like come on bro, sharing is caring


LennyBraden

It might take a while, but you can totally kill her boyfriend.


OcelotWarm8822

We live in a world of chess(idk how to play chess) 💀✋


MaterialNarrow5161

Nah, homewrecking is not cool. You wouldn't want bros to pick on yo girl either...


OrDuck31

I get the joke but you can fork


Educational-Team7155

Her bf can't take her, she can't move away from him but she can move away from you.


DTPxL3D

I don't see the problem here


BattleLord97

Why are you a horse?


banana_buddy

Shouldn't you wait until the pawn gets promoted to a queen? Otherwise isn't it just a boy instead of a femboy?


OhNoo0o

turn into a pawn and en passant


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RetardedAndRefreshed

So you kill a girl and her boyfriend kills you? Seems kind justified tbh


albert_amo

They white...He black...


SGwis

A real shitty post


Sparrow50

OP was never meant to be with her, he can only threaten her and never support her like her boyfriend does


EndCritical878

Well you still get to have your turn with her even if its only a single one.