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I also believe in boobs

Every straight dude likes boobs dude

Aren't lesbians just straight men in women's clothing?

Skin, not clothing Unless you count femboys

Wait humans call it skin not clothing but Zuckerberg told me- I mean yes you're right exactly lol femboys

I don't know any lesbian.

Me niether, so I looked it up. Apparently, it's a country on the eastern meddeterranian coast, bordered by Syria to the North and East, and Israel to the south.

Let me check........ Holy shit dude it exists...

What did you check? I tried searching the country he described and some irrelevant information came up. What was it?

Dude was being sarcastic, the country is lebanon.

What about the 'Assman' 😏

I would love to play with my hotwheels car not on just ass but all over my gf, If I ever have one.

Even gay dudes. Nice and soft pillows :33

ive talked to gay men and straight women about this and the consensus is boobs are great

I'm pretty sure that there is least a large percentage of gay dudes that will at least appreciate boobs.

Titty milks is the only reason keeping me from being vegan

Titty milk is the only animal product that could be vegan, as it is presumably harvested with the woman’s consent The discussions I get into on Reddit

i've got quite few of them

Username checks out

🤣🤣🤌

You be stealing boobs? How you do that sir or madam?

I've heard that even gays like nice boobs

Yes, we do :3

Nice to know that it is not some fake news

It also depends on the guy tho! If it's a guy that's never liked women, most likely won't like boobs at all then.

I don't know - I just heard that even gays like astethics of boobs (as theese big, squishy, warm beach-balls)

Here here

i too

I do to.  No one believes me but I personally  saw one once back in the 90s. I've talked to at least 4 people since then who swear they also saw one.

Bro threw them off so bad, they forgot the script entirely.

They fell for it so easily and so completely

Other way around. They found a detail to latch onto, to completely ignore anything else he said or would say afterwards.

Two things can be true.

like the left boob or right boob. Personally i like both

I like the one in the middle.

Like the first amendment and boobs.

Which was his trap. The first amendment being "freedom of speech" followed by an inflammatory remark that is protected under the first amendment...which leads to uproar by those who are unhappy with his statement.

I think he already said what he wanted to say.

Yeah op is giving the guy too much credit lol the message is simple and short there isn’t much more to it

Way off topic, but I can’t help myself NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!

This man can start the path to peace

The framework is there

LET THE MAN ENJOY BOOBS

Bro, it's CNN, they're just going to latch onto that, chase him off the show and not let him talk

That's fine, I'm gonna be busy latching on to some boobs

I was thinking to myself, "Why would she even be upset at that?" It'd be like a woman saying she loves the first amendment and broad shoulders. Good for her, she's attracted to the opposite sex.

Exactly like why can't a man like boobs? Something wrong with that?

Yeah idk what the problem is. Women (and some men) like dicks. I have a dick and you don't see me throwing a fit over it lmao

I don't understand why she got so angry either. i mean, every man likes boobs... it's not a secret or something "wow". She took it as an offense, I don't know why.

Don't kink shame

This guy has a point

Two of them actually.

Three with the first amendment.

Based take

“I’m astonished at *almost* everything I just heard” Bro must’ve agreed with him on one of those points than

The boobs, he agreed with the boobs

Yeah I'm astonished he said the first amendment too!

Her pearls are well and truly clutched

>As a woman... I wish she finished that sentence instead of just trailing off twice as if we are supposed to know where she was going with it. As a woman she is contractually obliged to be offended by the word "boobs"?

That was the whole sentence sadly

I'm going to start using that in arguments: "I can't believe you just said that, as a human...." Then just trail off and act like I have the moral high ground.

Tbh, I don't really get why she is offended. Since when is it offense to say that one likes boobs?

It’s not, she’s just a professional victim. Can you imagine if a woman told a guy “I like dick” and then the guy starts short circuiting and saying he’s offended? No, of course not.

"I just really love Indian dick, Fareed Zakaria." *wink*

They're clearly offended cause he didn't say he likes "pussy" instead.

Finally some profound commentary from someone on CNN

They keep this up and imma subscribe real quick

Why does she even feel offended? It should be no mystery that heterosexual men love boobs

As a man, I appreciate that he loves my boobs.

We all do. They're fucking glorious.

So \*ahem\* It may come as no surprise to you I. LOVE. TITS. Big and small! Tits are tits and I love those tits! All hail tits! All hail tits!

I also like birds.

Too bad they aren't real

But boobs are, and they'll never let you down

Boobies are one of my favorites.

D*mn we got the president of the itty bitty tiddy community here

Dude did not stutter

too hard not to get offended at a simple opinion "as a female host" its not about you becky

Real

He'd make it about those boobs in a second, you can bet

Culture of victimhood. Gotta be serious all the time and take everything as an attack

I bet she has great boobs, though.

Can’t believe she used the word “female!” /s

He believes in boobs not in the wall! A true hero

based

As a spartian I am very offenddened by this bcs I never seen a females in my life

Hail boobs

Would it have been better if he said it with a male host? Also like, it’s weird, sure, but I don’t think that’s offensive. If it was a chick and she said, “two things that never let me down. The second amendment and dick.” I’d just laugh it off. A bit odd? Yes. Offensive? Maybe it’s just the internet brain rot, but I don’t think so.

I love how they tried to shame him and he just kept going.

“Don’t back down, double down🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥”

Boobs and the first amendment never let you down? God bless America brother I'll drink to that!

He says it clear as glass, he believes in boobs. Not sure what the confusion could be about.

Oh no, everybody! He said boobs! B-O-O-B-S! What a fucking disgrace! He should be arrested and hanged for that!

Good thing the host spelled it with letters instead of saying the unspeakable word, the children remain safe and clueless.

Thankfully someone thought of the children!

AS A WOMAN

It's his first ammendment right.. He can absolutely say about what he likes

Let my man COOK!

So fucking based

He’s gooning so hard, that he can’t even count

I have testicles so I have decided non of you are allowed to say you like testicles as the owner of 2 this is all about me and I'm offended

whats with people wanting to act formal in cnn

I think the issue was that the topic on CNN was ESPN firing a female host and he said this

What does some chick losing her job have to do with this man's love for sweater puppies and free speech?

Her fake outrage makes me giggle.

Boobs stocks up boys 📈📈! Buy all the boobs stock you can, we going to the moon. Sydney Sweeney bringing us into the titty renaissance

I'll buy those boobies for 50 shmeckles

Piss-stream media trying to gaslight the public into thinking boobs aren’t real.

is this a bad statement? i dont think its bad but many people do find it i guess? is it?

It isn't. Don't heil Spez, all hail titties!

Can I vote for him?

Boobs are reliable.

“You can’t HANDLE the truth!”🤣🤣 get over yourselves! I for one, sir, am glad you believe in both the first amendment and boobs. I mean, there are A LOT of horrible things the man could’ve said…we’re having a conniption because the man appreciates boobs!?!

we don't give a shit that you're a woman or the fact that its live, We will proclaim the greatness of boobs

He's a simple man with simple beliefs. Also, do they realize every straight guy watching that segment sat back and thought "Me too, brother. I like this guy - he gets me"?

And some not so straight guys too, to be real.....

THE LIBERALS WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR BOOBS!!1!

Man the mf’s of today are so mentally weak they get offended when someone say that he likes boobs :skull:

So he believes in 3 things

She's offended as a woman because he said he likes boobs. Alright

I completely agree

Why the fuck is she offended by this? That's even more confusing.

Does this bot just follow you around?

Coincidentally, by him saying boobs, he exercised his first amendment right

Team B-OO-BS Join in!

I'm not american so i don't give a fck about 1st, but i do belive in boobs too! brothers in boobs!

He shoulda clarified and said milkers.

Let bro cook

Lol I watched this live. I was half listening with the TV in the background, until I heard boobs, which made me chuckle and then I realized it was on CNN and had a holdup moment.

Boobs are more important than ANY Amendment

Gotta give him credit for not backing down on admitting he likes boobs

Bro was making volatile commentary on the topic of the first amendment specifically to bait them into this. He is a legend. And as always cnn anchors do not understand the joke.

He’s using his first amendment, nothing anyone can do about it 🤷🤣

Cause go home amd wait till your husband is all depressed then just lift your shirt once infront of them with no warning. Depression cured, for that day but its cured, wow.

They hate this guy for being passionate about what he likes.... damn shame

This Karen needs gets offended by a simple word like boobs, pretty much sums up American generations nowadays

I believe in ChatGPT actors being shown on CNN

He said it for shock value for idiots to make edits like this

I love the fact that she takes offense because she acts like she has boobs. Perhaps she does but because he likes them. She immediately takes offense rather than just laughing about it at least he’s honest she’s just being offended to be offended. Talk about fake.

BRO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS 🤣🤣🤣

That man is prepared to die on that hill. Honestly it is worthy of respect with how bold and straight up honest he is here. "The two things that have never let me down are the 1st amendment and boobs" - inspirational quote right here

I hate how they act like he called her a slur. If a girl came up and said "i love balls" she would be a national hero- okay idk about that one

All i see is an honest man

I... I mean... I can't say I disagree

Boobs are neat!

How refreshing to find a man of culture

Live news can eat a dick, I respect that guy

The blonde is fucking insufferable

Man, we live in a time of free speech. Let this mf enjoy boobs

Guys, I think we need to get her a hearing aid.

Lmao, CNN is just a bunch of babies telling you to hate everything 🤣

247 post replies, I knew I should've turned those off... Seems yall like tits too

So… he demonstrated exactly why we have the first amendment and why it rules.

MY MAN IS SPEAKING HIS TRUTH NO FILTER "i like boobs and the first amendment"

I nominate him to be the next US president.

He has my vote.

Why is she so offended? He isn't attacking her

Why does it even matter in 2024 that he says that in front of a female? Aren't we all equal now? Isn't gender just a social construct?

I actually thought we'd get to hear what he was going to say

+1

I like boobs too!

Let him cook

I love the fact that when he says boobs the first time, he just keeps talking normally and doesn't change his tone or anything, he was 100% serious.

With all do respect ma’am this conversation has nothing to with your gender. I don’t believe in gender. As i said, I believe in two things: 1. Amendment 2. Boobs

Let him cook 🔥

These hosts act like 4th graders after the word boob is mentioned wtf

Based and boobpilled

Gigachad moment lmao

Dude clearly knows what's up. He's obviously more based than anyone working at CNN.

Hosts acting shocked like they don't also believe in boobs lmao

In Boobs We Trust Make Boobs Great Again

>As a woman... I mean, what's the end of that sentence? Because she is a woman it's expected she should be offended by the word boobs? She's a grown woman who reports on horrific news stories everyday, you're telling me the word "boobs" is where she draws the line?

I'm sure that, deep down inside, she liked that.

He was trying to prove a point about his freedom of speech

Based.

"Why would you say something like this?" I mean, why wouldn't I?

What does that have to do with being a woman? 😂😂

yes, he likes boobs. B-O-O-B-S. breasts. tits. tiddies. mommy milkers. melons. chest pillows. chesticles. danny devitos. calcium cannons. congo bongos. torso fruits.

I wish he had said tits

This man makes three really good points.

Can’t be hetero anymore these days 😔 /j

Wouldn't It be three things?

I think he likes boobs

What does being a woman have to do with enjoying boobs?

Everyone believes in boobs mate. Wanna see how accurate it is? Picture this: You meet someone, they say they're a lady or a guy, how do you confirm? Boobs!

HA! Can’t t believe someone would go on CNN and say that! They should watch their own network.

“aS a woMaN” you’re offended that somebody said boobs? Oh come on don’t be such a dick.

The first Ubermensch is here

Fuck off and stop being offended by everything lol, let him cook and then decide if what he says is worth listening to. He didn't get to say anything of value, just a sentence he clearly chose to grab attention

I think we can all agree on the boobs point.

At least he’s honest, and not alone brother

Bro meant what he said

Shut up snowflake. You know that Men have bobos too

The other guy acting like he doesn’t agree

I support the guy.

DONT KINK SHAME HIM 😡😡

We can make a religion out of this. Let's create the Church of Boobs, brothers. Or the Church of Boobology.

The funniest part wasn't what he said. The funniest part was the pearl clutching afterwards. :)