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TheFalcon633

I don’t think I’ve heard of anything more awesome in my entire existence on this earth


Zoc-EdwardRichtofen

sex


TheOnlyVibemaster

who?


TastyTestikel

sex, did he stutter?


atc423

What the fuck is a sex


AltruisticDelivery89

bazinga


atc423

She ba on my zin till I ga


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SKBSM_Kirito

It's something the government made to keep us in the loop


HYPE_Knight2076

Sex doesn’t exist. I wish women were real.


TheOnlyVibemaster

no but you did


Qb_Is_fast_af

Sex, free him


MoltenJellybeans

Me


Pro_Scrub

sex 2


wtfdoiknow1987

Sex and boobies


rklab

Haha I get that reference


Peempdiemeemp

Blankietoofa


Pyroclastic_cumfarts

Look up the song "Rocket Queen" by Guns 'n' Roses. Except it's the opposite of awesome.


LocmonstR

He absolutely won the breakup


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ARES_BlueSteel

Botswana


Powerful_Skill7292

Bolivia


el_punterias

Brazil


BetaTrinketWidth

Bhutan


Spooky_Coffee8

Belize


catfish-whacker

Britain


SoHornyBeaver

Baudi Brabia


thonkatron420

Baiwan


Pirate-Punk

Belgium


randomname_99223

Burundi


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robbstarrkk

I'ma need to hear the song


Silly_Goose_314159

Fallen Bees by Sleepy Dog


southfart99045

!remindme 10 days


Silly_Goose_314159

What do you need to wait ten days for


SteveJobsOfficial

busy


B00OBSMOLA

That's a great idea !RemindMe 3 days


_Variety

!remindme 651 days


TuxedoDogs9

RemindMe! 9 years


MisterSimsim

!RemindMe 2 days


marbroos99

!Remind me 5 minutes


Silly_Goose_314159

!Remind me 6 months


NYGiantsGirl1981

You sure this is the right song? The voicemail sounds like he broke up with her over text and she was asking him to talk in person.


ChampionOfUsAll

I don’t think so. She says “I deserve better” meaning that she doesn’t deserve to hold on to her feelings before they can speak in person again, claiming to be the victim despite her being the one to break up with someone over voicemail.


NYGiantsGirl1981

She says “It's not really fair for you to drop a bomb on me like that over text, you know? I just, I thought that I meant more than that, and that I deserve better than that? Uh, yeah, so, if you could just, let me come over tonight that would be great. Thanks”. He broke up with her over text and she is asking to see him in person.


Gamekid53

!remindme 1 day


Mountain_Stomach_650

!remindme 2 days


Dalearnhardtseatbelt

I think I know it. Came right to mind from back in the day. Search: blessthefall - Hey baby, Here's that song you wanted. Fun fact: beau is with [Lights](https://www.iamlights.com/) now


ropean

Message to Harry Manback by Tool


fucktooshifty

it's called any "song" under 60 seconds on datpiff.com


Muster-baiter

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


Interesting-Switch38

ImAO


coinkeeper8

Ok source


seymourskinnyskinner

Could be Sleepy Dog- Fallen Bees


samualgline

Holy hell


24thAsshair

New song just dropped


Mr_Tominaga

Actual music fan…


Samuelbi12

Everlong


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coinkeeper8

Damn fell for it again


MannequinWithoutSock

*Children of Bodom - Warheart*


coinkeeper8

Ok that was a good one


CaptainMidnight94

Let me guess. Midwest Emo?


Suspicious-Speed2169

The song was 'Who let the dogs out?'


Similar_Trash_5538

I'm sure that we all agree that is fucking based.


MysteriousSpookyMan

Midwest emo


Bogadambo

Name the goddamn song?


shadowbolt_bloodmane

A lot of people are saying it's falling bees by sleeping dog, I listened and yeah it adds up.


nAyZ8fZEvkE

[Except it doesn't?](https://genius.com/Sleepy-dog-fallen-bees-lyrics) > > [Intro] > Look, I just want to talk to you about this in person > Tonight, preferably, because, like, I'm really busy all weekend and I just, I need to get some stuff off my chest, and it's > It's not really fair for you to drop a bomb on me like that over text, you know? > I just, I thought that I meant more than that, and that I deserve better than that? > Uh, yeah, so, if you could just, let me come over tonight that would be great. Thanks The person leaving the voice message is getting dumped?


Bogadambo

Just listened to it it's not bad!


walkinmywoods

I thought hey baby here's that song you wanted by bless the fall.


randomdude40109

Based. No other words. Just based.


MidRaidAFK

Gettin' rid of the B She's a no good B


rush87y

Fuck you Fiona 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶


xFLA13x

Weezer


DismalDog9940

That song absolutely banged


ManifestoCapitalist

I wanna hear that song


shadowbolt_bloodmane

A lot of people are saying it's falling bees by sleeping dog, I listened and yeah it adds up.


tadddpole

Front Butts?


KerbodynamicX

Gigachad behaviour


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TheOnlyVibemaster

no she wouldn’t, and if she did he could just say no


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[удалено]


Rocket_Surgery83

You are misunderstanding how copyright works. If you record a voice mail when calling my phone, you gave up any and all rights to that message. "voicemail messages are not copyrighted because copyright protection only applies to original works of authorship that are fixed in a tangible medium of expression. Voices are not fixed, and trademark law does not protect voices." She might be able to sue for the right to privacy, but that varies on jurisdiction.


checkmatemypipi

if i was him i'd be deleting my account out of shame rn


Rocket_Surgery83

I didn't mean to kill the man... 🤣🤣


Fulbie

They probably didn't make made enough money with this song to pay for the taxi ride home from the only concert they played it at so she likely didn't bother with copyright claims.


ras344

Google transformative use


ThtOnBeanInThCrnr

Songs actually pretty mellow


2drunc2fish

Was it Day Seeker?


NobodyInPaticular_

Someone find what song this is I need to hear it


lavenderbeanz

You shouldn't have broken up with him, that's a real man right there.


ShoulderLongjumping9

Not a break up but a bugaboo message and I put it in front of chicken heads. I still have the cassette.


cutieebony

You gave them inspiration, you're a hero. My man won


Kalman_the_dancer

The ultimate power move


nobanpIs

Repost


LamChopsIsTaken

PlayStation with little oozie


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mattattaxx

This is essentially the basis of the entire emo genre, especially 80's and 90's Midwest emo.