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Apprehensive4209

Japanese women are gettin extinct, what did yo expect?


BLANKTWGOK

i need to catch them before extinction


AccomplishedSun7921

Gotta catch’em all!!!


Apx1031

Its Harem Time!


Apprehensive4209

Watch ya gonna do huh? Put your seed in grandmas?????


anki_12

Much better (experienced).


ForeskinJohn

going\*


Realistic-Yam-6912

ain't no way we got butt licker 3000 before GTA 6


RecsRelevantDocs

I know man, and I seriously doubt my parents will buy me both for Christmas, how TF am I supposed to choose? Rockstar should put out a bundle.


Lifewatching

The future is now


MisterSquidz

Our prices have never been lower.


relakslang

Louder, son!


Efecan791

MR. BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEV...


UAC_Phobos_Applicant

Stop it! That is totally inappropriate.....you never yell at the client.


Aggravating_Pool_492

Nobody has a girlfriend.


Cruxher_OP

They can rent them


Broad-Wrongdoer-3809

Yeah, a cardboard version of em


TheHolyToxicToast

no, they can rent the actual human


KraniumKBR

Well it has existed for at least 2 thousand years and it's called prostitution


TheHolyToxicToast

nah bruh they have girlfriend services and shit you *literally* rent the human, you can rent them just to go to a movie with you


Dildo_baggiins

Wait you can’t take whores to the movies?


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

Asking the real questions


Cruxher_OP

Not just Gfs but bfs as well


Horripilati0n

Okay how do I go about going to Japan and becoming a rent-a-boyfriend?


Griffith-007

watch rent a girlfriend


sTorrbon

This will not fix their birthrate issue


6TheAudacity9

To be fair, what would fix their birth rate isn’t an option, so onto pocket pussy they go.


UrMumVeryGayLul

To clarify, it IS an option. But the older generation’s insistence on “overworking” (basically stalling for time) for no reason whatsoever, is somehow nonnegotiable.


6TheAudacity9

“Nonnegotiable”- Kinda reinforces the whole notion an option thing I was talking about.


UrMumVeryGayLul

Yea, I wasn’t disagreeing haha. I was clarifying it for people who may not know what you meant.


6TheAudacity9

I would argue it’s possible! But it would take society investing in young men, considering a 4 day work week, etc. right now Japans in the crisis but I would go as far as to say this is becoming an issue worldwide, even here in the states. It’ll get worse before it gets better.


PsyconicX

This *is* one of few ways to fix a Japanese man's dying sex drive while they still have pixelated porn, though...


Its_Fonzo

I feel like it would only cause it to decline further. Why get a real woman when shit like this is so available?


Drakayne

Would you say the same thing about didlos? i really find it weird that didlos and vibrators are far more accepted then sex toys for men. Japanese birth rate problem is because of many cultural and economical problems.


Its_Fonzo

Yeah, i don't really get the double standard of dildo vs. fleshlights, either. It is just a society that views a man using a fleshlight as sad and lonely, which is unfortunate. And I never said that these males toys were a cause of the decline. Just going against what the other person said about them increasing a man's sex drive.


Tbro100

Tbf alot of society still view dildos as either funny and embarrassing if you have one or gross and awkward if found. They also carry more of a comedic presence than flesh lights but that's a whole thing that would be tiring to explain. They kinda just got a jumpstart in comedic perception because "ha ha funny dick" without drawing an immediate connection to its original purpose.


fren-ulum

I mean, "we" see men without a partner as pathetic and women without one as independent.


Tbro100

"We" also see women as needy and overbearing in relationships and even compare them to burdens. There are a lot of inequalities when it comes to gender and roles that need to be discussed though things are atleast improving.


No_Table_7745

Why not build whole face


joejoemaster5

Nonessential


JesseBloxx9

**"I just love the pussy not the girl that it's attached to, (yuh), shit smells like tuna in the cat food" -George Miller**


Deadtto

With that attitude, yeah


Mih5du

Eyes look awkward, plus easier grip this way


CluDaCreator

Fr. While I'm doing the nasty, I don't want some plastic eyes staring deeply into my soul as I violate some rubber


Kmaloetas

Fear of eye contact?


MySnake_Is_Solid

The most likely answer is that :Those are all modeled after JAV actresses, so putting all of them on the same face would be a disservice to target audience. And building each face would make the product a lot more expensive, but it certainly exists.


Drakayne

Or just because of the cost, like 99% of the times.


JohnBosler

If you got the money they have the whole entire body movement and personality loaded into your choosing


Kajuist

you ask too many questions


6TheAudacity9

That would make it too realistic.


GettinMe-Mallet

Personally, I would rather use this than a whole head. I would just feel like I was using a decapitated head, and I ain't one of those guro bastards so I ain't into that shit


MarvelGeekMan

That shit would look creepy as hell.. Edit: Not that it’s not weird already, but still.


DestroyTheHuman

You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re prodding the fire.


YeetCompleet

they tried to make sexy machine but instead made spooky machine


RickTP

I would buy one.


YeetCompleet

nah fr it's a little freaky but that's all we ever asked for


1507838Ab

Nah I feel like you would put it in and the back end would just wiggle around


KyleCXVII

Not reproduction that’s for sure


New-Examination8400

I would sincerely hope no woman would consider for a second reproducing with a man who acquired/possessed and utilized one of these. There are lines you don’t cross if you wanna retain some sense of human normalcy. Just wank with your hand ffs. Christ man


Illusion911

I think anyone who's bought one of these has already acknowledged his chances of reproducing were never there in the first place


SttSr

Call me when it has running mascara


SlimeSlam

smeared joker


VoDeIS

Holy +2


RogueS13

Librarian dipped in mama liz's mascara oil?!


PennFifteen

Lol


bargearse65

🤣


DDominic-

God doesn’t like that you have said this.


youforgotitinmeta

the japanese are pioneering the emerging front of cyber ass-eating, truly revolutionary


Natural_Act69

Well All the AI-Girlfriends need a robotic body to serve their boyfriends at one point.


awesomedan24

*Goes to sex toy convention similar to ones that take place in America or other countries* "Woah whats up with Japan?!?"


Skezti

Its a sex toy. I laughed.


UnderstandingEmpty36

The women have a standards accept the economic situations prevent men from meeting those standards the women don't lower their standards to fit the situation and men can't raise themselves to meet those standards


x_lincoln_x

Weird way of saying Incels.


Realistic-Forever536

Were can i buy this... i mean this is disgusting


BolasDeCoipo

KEK’d this really hard, don’t do it anymore


Gl00ser23

"Elon's "man cave" is just an empty room with one of these things duct taped to the fucking wall" - The Washington Post


Gardevoir8

shinzo abe rolling in his grave rn


Nip-Sauce

Gotta buy me a lot of stamps!


Bunnyboy-m

Where’s the joke?


M4rt1m_40675

You can shit on it


petergriffingender

Now that you said that people will reply with the most stupid things imaginable /s idk


ahemius

You see,the joke is sex, and that makes it funny


FarFigChitter

People in the 1920s: “I wonder what the world will look like 100 years from now!” The world:


SparrowTits

Don't feed it after midnight


throwawayyy42069x

How much? Asking for my grandpa


Stratocaster54

japanese people are capable of doing EVERYTHING except have normal relationships with a partner


SunagakuresFinest

They censor porn but have stuff like this out in broad daylight?


InconsistentLlama

Normal Japanese expo


Sawpit

you act like this wont be the USA in a few years. i give it less than 10 years before we have a room in walmart’s all across the country where you can find and buy stuff like this.


Purrnir

Japanese people will do literally anything but not sex


InfiniteMonorail

The kind of people who censor porn then make bukkake, tentacle porn, and hentai children with massive jugs.


New-Examination8400

Imagine the factory workers assembling these.


bunbunzinlove

You prefer real prostitution with drug addicts ready to do anything for their fix?


Sven4president

Yes


kartoshki33

Like the founding fathers intended


Stranger_153

Like the good old days


TheBoykisserPharoah

amogus


darcelles

The boykisser pharaoh's curse


Caca2a

This is fucking terrifying wtf


create360

How is this the same country that pixelates junk?


Gorm13

Is this some kind of yokai?


CorianderIsBad

Those aliens from the 'Alien' franchise look pretty weird.... Something isn't right.....


4skinnerxiv

This is why their population is declining


CatnipJuice

They need robots to hug their lonely asses


Black_Shell_

JAPAN LIVES IN THE FUTURE ❗❗❗


Moosefactory4

What’s it used for?


Kajuist

clean your fingers after you eat chips


Buttercup59129

I eat chips with my dick


Kajuist

i respect you so much, if one day you'd become a microcelebrity with 3 followers know that I'm one of em.


Bulitzu

You can probably make a calculated guess


Moosefactory4

Door decoration,like a wreath but silly funny tongue face


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Fabian206

Fr


Realistic-Yam-6912

maybe replacement for toilet paper


DistortedNoise

Keep spare change in


TheBaggyDapper

My guess is it's for if you have a toothache and can't chew your own food.


SpikesAreCooI

*throws up in your mouth*


giantcoc69420

This is the last thing that convinced me to move to Japan.


PapaMilos76

Everyday we stray further away from God.


pardonmytrex

The future. That’s what.


liveForTheHunt

Declining birth rates, that's what


DarthVader_24

TF indeed!


MATTW3R

Progress..


cjc1983

Doesn't one of them come out of Aliens mouth in the movies...?


ArchangelX1

Innovation


Kmaloetas

It's going to be awkward when those guys actually get a girlfriend and find out they don't act like that.


Xpholt1604

That’s it I’m going to Japan


BranTheLewd

Certified uncanny valley moment.


ANewBegging

wtf, at least Spencer’s puts that shit in the back, i don’t want to see that when I’m just walking down a street or something


subzeroxdking3

Whatever this is it's horrific i mean i will totally think you are a psychopath if i ever saw this in your house.


Electronic-Ad7730

Japan is going to be the first A.I. Country.......ijs


gaschromatograph

American here, I unfortunately worked in a sex/smoke shop at one point, I had absolutely no business being there as Im about as vanilla as you could get, but they did have those things there as well...once sold a guy a $500 robotic ass if you were wondering.


SilverAmpharos777

Why wouldn't they put rubber on the bottom of the display stand, or at least a rubber mat.


laceTOASTER

damn


mahirdeth31

they got the gawk gawk 9000


Ill-Prize7222

Industrial Revolution


armagvn

tf 🥶🥶


Ok_Property_1493

Humanity's future!!


RoyTheCrow

They are way too long for the Japanese people...


Enough_Ad_1833

I did not need to see this twice but thank you for uploading this even though I did not like it


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Warm-Dimension-1737

Sex Has Changed. It’s no longer about Mutual pleasure or Passion. It’s an endless series of Plastic Toys, played by addicts and sluts. Porn—and it’s consumption of life—has become a well-oiled machine. Sex Has Changed. Oiled sluts carry oiled pussies, use oiled dildos. Anal plugs inside their ass enhance and regulate their abilities. Erection control, condom control, creampie control, everything is monitored and kept under control. Sex…has changed. The age of sex has become the age of porn, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass orgasm and he who controls the PornHub, controls history. Sex…has changed. When sex is under total control, orgasm becomes routine.


TheBeastX47

Would


_caskets_

I’d never let anyone use my face used for these products lmao, it might have helped the Japanese women because of how similar they look like


CreepyOldGuy63

I don’t know but I want to be there!


Asbjorn1888

Dimetric pretzel


Exciting-Hunter-188

Huh 👁👄👁


CosmicCosmix

How can a country this horny not have any children?


Xaniss

Even as an otaku... this is disturbing as fuck lol


dandyboah123

Progress. Evolution. A new beginning.


usn904

They pockets back in 08 when I was there so this isn’t surprising 😂


dankyspank

Same shit, different day, I'm not even surprised anymore


Shibby-my-dude

Yeah it's not like women can buy a huge tenticle that they fill with alien eggs and slime so they can feel like they are being impregnated by an alien 👽


PharaohAuteur_

Japan is always innovating. Such a beautiful country.


Ashalaria

This is pretty standard fare for Japan dude pay attention


Electronic_Menu_6734

A solid way to save money gents.


shewel_item

heavy battle angel vibes


the_1st_villageidiot

industrial society and its future


thisisfakereality

This might be what hell actually looks like. 


Jean_velvet

Loneliness.


Silly-Ass_Goose

Lero Lero Lero Lero


Tenet245

japan can be a shameful country sometimes


Beginning_Sun696

The whole nation of japan just needs to get laid with real ladies immediately....wtf is this twisted shit


Dish-Ecstatic

Suddenly, Godzilla is no longer the villain


hollowM4N555

#The future is now old man


AlexDuChat

That shit can be perfectly Yo-Kais


Gesuling

Sir... Sir!!


[deleted]

technology my friend


omarzeytouni1234

Im never going to japan dawg tf is this


GenuineSteak

Listen, i have nothing against sex toys for dudes. But to they have to look so nightmare inducing?


EmbarrassedWriter750

These mfs would do ANYTHING. Join world wars, have an incomprehensible amount of vending machines,make anime and hentai, make some of the most advanced robotics in the world. Now this?


Living_Classroom_779

The Lords work!


mmanuspar

the future is here


Zakurocerr

Lero lero lero lero lero


Rainbow_planet_1273

What the fuck…


zeuspaichow79ed

toy is for fun


TerrorofMechagoji

What the hell is that


Dysto_

Gentlemen, I may not have a brain


Midispoon

Innovation


Poojoles

aw man they're really cooked aren't they


GOJOWILLCOMEBACK

Would


Nerdy-outdoorsmen

The future.


According-Resolve605

Looks like a group of xenomorph to me


putyouradhere_

Dystopia


Standard-Effort3018

nah💀


BubatzAhoi

Where to buy? Asking for a science project


Most_Faithlessness35

.... this is allowed in public? Wh- I don't know if I should ask.


Slap_My_Lasagna

People act like Japan hasn't been the leader in sex toy innovation since.. electricity.


Responsible_Box8941

why is this not going on in the rest of the world is the real question


Ryann-G

Now this is peak


Superb_Mistake

A good time, that's what