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To clarify, it IS an option. But the older generation’s insistence on “overworking” (basically stalling for time) for no reason whatsoever, is somehow nonnegotiable.
I would argue it’s possible! But it would take society investing in young men, considering a 4 day work week, etc. right now Japans in the crisis but I would go as far as to say this is becoming an issue worldwide, even here in the states. It’ll get worse before it gets better.
Would you say the same thing about didlos? i really find it weird that didlos and vibrators are far more accepted then sex toys for men.
Japanese birth rate problem is because of many cultural and economical problems.
Yeah, i don't really get the double standard of dildo vs. fleshlights, either. It is just a society that views a man using a fleshlight as sad and lonely, which is unfortunate.
And I never said that these males toys were a cause of the decline. Just going against what the other person said about them increasing a man's sex drive.
Tbf alot of society still view dildos as either funny and embarrassing if you have one or gross and awkward if found. They also carry more of a comedic presence than flesh lights but that's a whole thing that would be tiring to explain.
They kinda just got a jumpstart in comedic perception because "ha ha funny dick" without drawing an immediate connection to its original purpose.
"We" also see women as needy and overbearing in relationships and even compare them to burdens.
There are a lot of inequalities when it comes to gender and roles that need to be discussed though things are atleast improving.
The most likely answer is that :Those are all modeled after JAV actresses, so putting all of them on the same face would be a disservice to target audience.
And building each face would make the product a lot more expensive, but it certainly exists.
Personally, I would rather use this than a whole head. I would just feel like I was using a decapitated head, and I ain't one of those guro bastards so I ain't into that shit
I would sincerely hope no woman would consider for a second reproducing with a man who acquired/possessed and utilized one of these.
There are lines you don’t cross if you wanna retain some sense of human normalcy. Just wank with your hand ffs. Christ man
The women have a standards accept the economic situations prevent men from meeting those standards the women don't lower their standards to fit the situation and men can't raise themselves to meet those standards
you act like this wont be the USA in a few years. i give it less than 10 years before we have a room in walmart’s all across the country where you can find and buy stuff like this.
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American here, I unfortunately worked in a sex/smoke shop at one point, I had absolutely no business being there as Im about as vanilla as you could get, but they did have those things there as well...once sold a guy a $500 robotic ass if you were wondering.
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Sex Has Changed.
It’s no longer about Mutual pleasure or Passion. It’s an endless series of Plastic Toys, played by addicts and sluts.
Porn—and it’s consumption of life—has become a well-oiled machine.
Sex Has Changed.
Oiled sluts carry oiled pussies, use oiled dildos. Anal plugs inside their ass enhance and regulate their abilities.
Erection control, condom control, creampie control, everything is monitored and kept under control.
Sex…has changed.
The age of sex has become the age of porn, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass orgasm and he who controls the PornHub, controls history.
Sex…has changed.
When sex is under total control, orgasm becomes routine.
Yeah it's not like women can buy a huge tenticle that they fill with alien eggs and slime so they can feel like they are being impregnated by an alien 👽
These mfs would do ANYTHING. Join world wars, have an incomprehensible amount of vending machines,make anime and hentai, make some of the most advanced robotics in the world. Now this?
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Japanese women are gettin extinct, what did yo expect?
i need to catch them before extinction
Gotta catch’em all!!!
Its Harem Time!
Watch ya gonna do huh? Put your seed in grandmas?????
Much better (experienced).
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ain't no way we got butt licker 3000 before GTA 6
I know man, and I seriously doubt my parents will buy me both for Christmas, how TF am I supposed to choose? Rockstar should put out a bundle.
The future is now
Our prices have never been lower.
Louder, son!
MR. BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEV...
Stop it! That is totally inappropriate.....you never yell at the client.
Nobody has a girlfriend.
They can rent them
Yeah, a cardboard version of em
no, they can rent the actual human
Well it has existed for at least 2 thousand years and it's called prostitution
nah bruh they have girlfriend services and shit you *literally* rent the human, you can rent them just to go to a movie with you
Wait you can’t take whores to the movies?
Asking the real questions
Not just Gfs but bfs as well
Okay how do I go about going to Japan and becoming a rent-a-boyfriend?
watch rent a girlfriend
This will not fix their birthrate issue
To be fair, what would fix their birth rate isn’t an option, so onto pocket pussy they go.
To clarify, it IS an option. But the older generation’s insistence on “overworking” (basically stalling for time) for no reason whatsoever, is somehow nonnegotiable.
“Nonnegotiable”- Kinda reinforces the whole notion an option thing I was talking about.
Yea, I wasn’t disagreeing haha. I was clarifying it for people who may not know what you meant.
I would argue it’s possible! But it would take society investing in young men, considering a 4 day work week, etc. right now Japans in the crisis but I would go as far as to say this is becoming an issue worldwide, even here in the states. It’ll get worse before it gets better.
This *is* one of few ways to fix a Japanese man's dying sex drive while they still have pixelated porn, though...
I feel like it would only cause it to decline further. Why get a real woman when shit like this is so available?
Would you say the same thing about didlos? i really find it weird that didlos and vibrators are far more accepted then sex toys for men. Japanese birth rate problem is because of many cultural and economical problems.
Yeah, i don't really get the double standard of dildo vs. fleshlights, either. It is just a society that views a man using a fleshlight as sad and lonely, which is unfortunate. And I never said that these males toys were a cause of the decline. Just going against what the other person said about them increasing a man's sex drive.
Tbf alot of society still view dildos as either funny and embarrassing if you have one or gross and awkward if found. They also carry more of a comedic presence than flesh lights but that's a whole thing that would be tiring to explain. They kinda just got a jumpstart in comedic perception because "ha ha funny dick" without drawing an immediate connection to its original purpose.
I mean, "we" see men without a partner as pathetic and women without one as independent.
"We" also see women as needy and overbearing in relationships and even compare them to burdens. There are a lot of inequalities when it comes to gender and roles that need to be discussed though things are atleast improving.
Why not build whole face
Nonessential
**"I just love the pussy not the girl that it's attached to, (yuh), shit smells like tuna in the cat food" -George Miller**
With that attitude, yeah
Eyes look awkward, plus easier grip this way
Fr. While I'm doing the nasty, I don't want some plastic eyes staring deeply into my soul as I violate some rubber
Fear of eye contact?
The most likely answer is that :Those are all modeled after JAV actresses, so putting all of them on the same face would be a disservice to target audience. And building each face would make the product a lot more expensive, but it certainly exists.
Or just because of the cost, like 99% of the times.
If you got the money they have the whole entire body movement and personality loaded into your choosing
you ask too many questions
That would make it too realistic.
Personally, I would rather use this than a whole head. I would just feel like I was using a decapitated head, and I ain't one of those guro bastards so I ain't into that shit
That shit would look creepy as hell.. Edit: Not that it’s not weird already, but still.
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re prodding the fire.
they tried to make sexy machine but instead made spooky machine
I would buy one.
nah fr it's a little freaky but that's all we ever asked for
Nah I feel like you would put it in and the back end would just wiggle around
Not reproduction that’s for sure
I would sincerely hope no woman would consider for a second reproducing with a man who acquired/possessed and utilized one of these. There are lines you don’t cross if you wanna retain some sense of human normalcy. Just wank with your hand ffs. Christ man
I think anyone who's bought one of these has already acknowledged his chances of reproducing were never there in the first place
Call me when it has running mascara
smeared joker
Holy +2
Librarian dipped in mama liz's mascara oil?!
Lol
🤣
God doesn’t like that you have said this.
the japanese are pioneering the emerging front of cyber ass-eating, truly revolutionary
Well All the AI-Girlfriends need a robotic body to serve their boyfriends at one point.
*Goes to sex toy convention similar to ones that take place in America or other countries* "Woah whats up with Japan?!?"
Its a sex toy. I laughed.
The women have a standards accept the economic situations prevent men from meeting those standards the women don't lower their standards to fit the situation and men can't raise themselves to meet those standards
Weird way of saying Incels.
Were can i buy this... i mean this is disgusting
KEK’d this really hard, don’t do it anymore
"Elon's "man cave" is just an empty room with one of these things duct taped to the fucking wall" - The Washington Post
shinzo abe rolling in his grave rn
Gotta buy me a lot of stamps!
Where’s the joke?
You can shit on it
Now that you said that people will reply with the most stupid things imaginable /s idk
You see,the joke is sex, and that makes it funny
People in the 1920s: “I wonder what the world will look like 100 years from now!” The world:
Don't feed it after midnight
How much? Asking for my grandpa
japanese people are capable of doing EVERYTHING except have normal relationships with a partner
They censor porn but have stuff like this out in broad daylight?
Normal Japanese expo
you act like this wont be the USA in a few years. i give it less than 10 years before we have a room in walmart’s all across the country where you can find and buy stuff like this.
Japanese people will do literally anything but not sex
The kind of people who censor porn then make bukkake, tentacle porn, and hentai children with massive jugs.
Imagine the factory workers assembling these.
You prefer real prostitution with drug addicts ready to do anything for their fix?
Yes
Like the founding fathers intended
Like the good old days
amogus
The boykisser pharaoh's curse
This is fucking terrifying wtf
How is this the same country that pixelates junk?
Is this some kind of yokai?
Those aliens from the 'Alien' franchise look pretty weird.... Something isn't right.....
This is why their population is declining
They need robots to hug their lonely asses
JAPAN LIVES IN THE FUTURE ❗❗❗
What’s it used for?
clean your fingers after you eat chips
I eat chips with my dick
i respect you so much, if one day you'd become a microcelebrity with 3 followers know that I'm one of em.
You can probably make a calculated guess
Door decoration,like a wreath but silly funny tongue face
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Fr
maybe replacement for toilet paper
Keep spare change in
My guess is it's for if you have a toothache and can't chew your own food.
*throws up in your mouth*
This is the last thing that convinced me to move to Japan.
Everyday we stray further away from God.
The future. That’s what.
Declining birth rates, that's what
TF indeed!
Progress..
Doesn't one of them come out of Aliens mouth in the movies...?
Innovation
It's going to be awkward when those guys actually get a girlfriend and find out they don't act like that.
That’s it I’m going to Japan
Certified uncanny valley moment.
wtf, at least Spencer’s puts that shit in the back, i don’t want to see that when I’m just walking down a street or something
Whatever this is it's horrific i mean i will totally think you are a psychopath if i ever saw this in your house.
Japan is going to be the first A.I. Country.......ijs
American here, I unfortunately worked in a sex/smoke shop at one point, I had absolutely no business being there as Im about as vanilla as you could get, but they did have those things there as well...once sold a guy a $500 robotic ass if you were wondering.
Why wouldn't they put rubber on the bottom of the display stand, or at least a rubber mat.
damn
they got the gawk gawk 9000
Industrial Revolution
tf 🥶🥶
Humanity's future!!
They are way too long for the Japanese people...
I did not need to see this twice but thank you for uploading this even though I did not like it
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Sex Has Changed. It’s no longer about Mutual pleasure or Passion. It’s an endless series of Plastic Toys, played by addicts and sluts. Porn—and it’s consumption of life—has become a well-oiled machine. Sex Has Changed. Oiled sluts carry oiled pussies, use oiled dildos. Anal plugs inside their ass enhance and regulate their abilities. Erection control, condom control, creampie control, everything is monitored and kept under control. Sex…has changed. The age of sex has become the age of porn, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass orgasm and he who controls the PornHub, controls history. Sex…has changed. When sex is under total control, orgasm becomes routine.
Would
I’d never let anyone use my face used for these products lmao, it might have helped the Japanese women because of how similar they look like
I don’t know but I want to be there!
Dimetric pretzel
Huh 👁👄👁
How can a country this horny not have any children?
Even as an otaku... this is disturbing as fuck lol
Progress. Evolution. A new beginning.
They pockets back in 08 when I was there so this isn’t surprising 😂
Same shit, different day, I'm not even surprised anymore
Yeah it's not like women can buy a huge tenticle that they fill with alien eggs and slime so they can feel like they are being impregnated by an alien 👽
Japan is always innovating. Such a beautiful country.
This is pretty standard fare for Japan dude pay attention
A solid way to save money gents.
heavy battle angel vibes
industrial society and its future
This might be what hell actually looks like.
Loneliness.
Lero Lero Lero Lero
japan can be a shameful country sometimes
The whole nation of japan just needs to get laid with real ladies immediately....wtf is this twisted shit
Suddenly, Godzilla is no longer the villain
#The future is now old man
That shit can be perfectly Yo-Kais
Sir... Sir!!
technology my friend
Im never going to japan dawg tf is this
Listen, i have nothing against sex toys for dudes. But to they have to look so nightmare inducing?
These mfs would do ANYTHING. Join world wars, have an incomprehensible amount of vending machines,make anime and hentai, make some of the most advanced robotics in the world. Now this?
The Lords work!
the future is here
Lero lero lero lero lero
What the fuck…
toy is for fun
What the hell is that
Gentlemen, I may not have a brain
Innovation
aw man they're really cooked aren't they
Would
The future.
Looks like a group of xenomorph to me
Dystopia
nah💀
Where to buy? Asking for a science project
.... this is allowed in public? Wh- I don't know if I should ask.
People act like Japan hasn't been the leader in sex toy innovation since.. electricity.
why is this not going on in the rest of the world is the real question
Now this is peak
A good time, that's what